Posts belonging to Category Resident Ogabe'

This is the draft list of banned guns under the new “laws”

This is is almost a total gun ban, and is in direct contravention of the Constitution. Rifles (or copies or duplicates):M1 Carbine, Sturm Ruger Mini-14,AR-15,Bushmaster XM15,Armalite M15, AR-10, Thompson 1927, Thompson M1; AK, AKM, AKS, AK-47,AK-74, ARM, MAK90, NHM 90, NHM 91, SA 85, SA 93, VEPR; Olympic Arms PCR; AR70, Calico Liberty , Dragunov

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Romney Speaks at the Al Smith Dinner

A few hours ago, Presidential candidate Mitt Romney and the other guy he is running against attended the annual Al Smith Dinner. It is tradition for presidents to attend, and in election years, for both candidates to be present. Romney spoke first, and when he did, he revealed a sense of humor I doubt many

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Seeing As How The Already Debunked Talking Points About Fast and Furious Are Already Being Brushed Off Again…

…in sheer desperation now that the whole thing has blown up the simian faces of the Ogabe Junta. So what to do? You take an already thoroughly debunked argument, so thoroughly debunked in fact that even Heinrich Holder has admitted that he’s “not trying to equate the two”, such as “Fast and Furious is no

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How to Get Disowned by Your Family in Three Easy Steps

In which we get inexcusably long-winded yet again, but such is the way of an Emperor and, besides, we need to say it again. Feel free to skip if it makes you uncomfortable or, quite possibly, bored out of your wits) Actually, make that one easy step. Just follow the advice in this propaganda video

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Another Date that Shall Live in Infamy

January 20 2009. No further comment necessary. Thatisall.

But Let’s Not Call Him an Anti-Semitic Ally of Pisslam, M’kay?

Because that would be unhelpful, as it always seems to be according to the Establishment RINOcracy whenever somebody points out the truth about SCOAMF. Now we find that, after having given us the soon-to-be Pisslamic Republics of Egypt and Libya, the Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure, Ogabe, is busy trying to help out the

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At Least the Coke-Snorting Commie Fag is Honest About it

Obama deployed the language of right and wrong, fairness and unfairness, in a lengthy address that aides said he largely wrote himself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure “largely wrote it himself”, now did he? Just like his “auto”biography? Here’s something else that he actually did write: Under water grottos, caverns Filled with

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Cooking the Books

Listen, His Imperial Majesty is as happy as the next guy to hear that the economy added 120,000 jobs in November. Granted, they’re mostly temp jobs for the holidays which will disappear in a *poof* of smoke come January, but even a temp job is better than no job in the dreary mess that Comrade

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ASTOUNDING! Yet Another Ogabe Donor “Green Energy” Scam Artist Received Millions of Our Money

The fuck you say! Abound Solar, another participant in the Department of Energy’s loan guarantee program, which is facing scrutiny, has hired Washington lobbyists because of that attention, a company spokesperson said. The lobbying—by former government officials with ties to Congress and the Department of Energy—started in mid-October, about six weeks after Solyndra, the recipient

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Ogabe: Helping Pisslam Finish What Hitler Started

[Not sure why, Sire, but the original URL came up in the post as an error – at least, in my browser. Maybe this’ll work, I dunno. -Venomous] Our own nation is not the only one whose future existence depends on what we do at the polls in 2012. NEVER AGAIN!

Businessman of the Week Award

Goes to Bill Looman of U.S. Cranes, LLC, who started putting signs in his trucks saying “New Company Policy: We are not hiring until Obama is gone.” Mr. Looman explains further:“Can’t afford it,” explained the employer, Bill Looman, Tuesday evening. “I’ve got people that I want to hire now, but I just can’t afford it.

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The StuporCommittee? Glad You Asked

They’re achieving nothing and will fail just as epically as anybody with an IQ above room temperature (thus excluding the entirety of the GOP establishment RINOcracy) predicted they would back when Weepy Boner and McCockhead announced their historic “victory” in securing everything the Ogabe Junta wanted in return for absolutely no spending cuts. Oh, but

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President Food Stamp Un-Saves and Un-Creates Another 200,000 Jobs in the Midst of Massive Unemployment

We don’t know why we keep mentioning what ought to be obvious to all but the terminally ignorant, but we keep thinking that somehow, at some point people are going to sit up and notice that “creating or saving jobs” is the last thing on president Golfsalot’s mind. President Obama’s United States Department of Agriculture

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She Who Will Not Be Recused

We’re referring, of course, to that hideous blob of barely sentient goo that goes under the alias “Elena Kagan”. Now that OgabeCare is coming up for review by the Supreme Court you would think that maybe the words “a Supreme Court justice must recuse from “any proceeding in which his impartiality might reasonably be questioned”

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SCOAMF Trying to Scare off 1,000,000 New U.S. Jobs

There is definitely somebody out there who isn’t “out there hungry, selling America and trying to attract new business into America”, and his name is Stuttering Clusterfuck of a Miserable Failure. As a reaction to SCOAMF’s, aka president Foodstamp, refusal to go ahead with the Keystone XL pipeline project, the Canadians are looking into selling

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