Articles from June 2009



Deplorable Democrats

I know most of you have already seen this… John Kerry on Sanford: Too bad Palin didn’t go missing too The Bay State senator was telling a group of business and civic leaders in town at his invitation about the “bizarre’’ tale of how South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford had “disappeared for four days’’ and

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Dear Emperor

Since we always wanted to be an advice columnist but for some reason never quite could find anybody insane enough to hire us in this position, we’ve decided to give it a whirl by giving unsolicited advice to people who would never dream of asking us if we were the last person on Earth to

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R.I.P. Col. McMahon

You probably knew him better as Ed McMahon, Johnny Carson’s sidekick for more years than I can remember. But before that he was a Marine, serving in both WWII and Korea. Now he has reported to St. Peter. MCQ at Blackfive has the details. Semper Fi Marine, Johnny’s  waiting for ya on the other side.

Imbecile-in-Chief Fucks Up Again

…as if we didn’t have enough reasons to despise the worthless cum dumpster already: Even as the mullahs are terrorizing the Iranian people, the Obama administration is negotiating with an Iranian-backed terrorist organization and abandoning the American proscription against exchanging terrorist prisoners for hostages kidnapped by terrorists. Worse still, Obama has already released a terrorist

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Bammy-Bam’s BFF Finds New Low

Not content with murdering her, not content with denying her a proper burial, the Zero-in-Chief’s best buddies evah in Tehran have now decided to kick Neda Soltan’s grieving family out of their home. For the crime of being related to somebody standing in the way of one of the Friends of Obama’s bullets, we suppose.

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Pathetic (UPDATED)

While Teh One™ is publicly preparing to celebrate the 4th of July with some of the most odious enemies of liberty to ever waste oxygen, what is the Obamedia obsessing about? Why, that’s right, Gov. Sanford taking a day off (which, obviously, is so much worse than the Obamessiah taking a week off trying to

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Adored If You Do, Adored If You Don’t

In one of the most gut-wrenchingly, disgustingly, vomit-inducingly self-serving statements ever recorded, Pasha “What? Me Worry?” Hussein al-Chicago is now claiming credit for the Iranian uprising after having sat on his ice-cream sticky paws while a statement really mattered: Obama’s approach to Iran, including his assertion that the unrest there represents a debate among Iranians

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Just Killing Her Wasn’t Enough

Shooting Neda in the chest just wasn’t enough for the Mullah’s. Killing a 26 year old woman for nothing more than daring to stand outside her car and watch the protest didn’t send the proper message it seems. No, in order to really put her grieving family in their place, you need to turn it

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Another Journaljizzmer Decides that it’s Just Impossible to Make Fun of Teh One…

“…he’s just so cool and hip and dreamy and, and, and… Oh I think I just came a bit in my pants…” He’s right of course. It’s just not possible to find any screwups committed by Teh One. Just ask LC & IB Iowahawk. Shecky Ahmedinejad Okay, okay, pipe down. Let’s get this thing over

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It’s all so… CONFUSING

Nothing of Earth shattering importance, but this site IS called the Anti-Idiotarian Rottweiler and we do so love it when asshats beclown themselves in full, public glory (h/t Hot Air): Twitter hasn’t always been a politician’s best friend — see Republican Rep. Pete Hoekstra’s comparison of House Republican floor rebellions to the uprising in Iran

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