Articles from May 2009

Great Idea for A Product

cmblake alerted me a while back to a paticularly unique brand of weapons lubricant. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL, is a HIGHLY EFFECTIVE Counter-Islamic terrorist force multiplier. SILVER BULLET GUN OIL was designed specifically to put Demoralizing FEAR and TERROR into SUPPOSEDLY Fearless” Islamo-Fascist terrorists. It was created  with the “TRUE BELIEVER” in mind. According to

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Well Ain’t That A First Class Bitch

I’m referring to the cock juggling thunder cunt responsible for this pile of steaming bullshit. (h/t Rurik) DALLAS – Frank Larison is a disabled veteran with more than 14 years of service, including more than a year of combat duty in Vietnam. Sounds like the type of person who should feel right at home in

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All’s Well…

Although one might be tempted to think that it wasn’t, considering my long absences. But I wanted to update you before you get tired of waiting for yours truly to show signs of life again. Which you may already be, but I digress… The surgery went exceedingly well, with no complications whatsoever. Thank you so

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Let’s Get It On

Famous last words of a San Antonio goblin!  Fearing for his life, a San Antonio, Texas pharmacist has sent a goblin to a well-deserved dirt nap. Just before walking into Babcock Square Pharmacy, the gunman lurked suspiciously around the parking lot Wednesday morning — even moving his car several times before making his move. Carole Ann

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Bad News

As many of you know I recently posted a prayer request for LC Caveman’s wife who was being rushed to the hospital. Those of you with a smattering of medical knowledge may have been able to read between the lines of Caveman’s comments and feared the worst. Today those fears where confirmed when Mary was

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Meanwhile Back On The PETA-tard Ranch..

Yes my friends, they’re BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK……those lovable, cuddly, unbathed PETA-tards are here once again to make our summer more entertaining.  Those brain dead comedians of the Liberal Looney Bin who brought us Sea Kittens and George Clooney flavored Tofu, have been working overtime to get in the news once again. What’s the gag this time you

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Addition To The Family

Not to be outdone by BC, we decided it was time for an addition to the family of our own. Say hello to Mr. Smith. He’s a S&W Model 642 Airweight, and brings five rounds of .38+P goodiness to the party.  Just the ticket for those hot summer shorts and tee-shirt days, or when you’re

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Open Thread

A full day of topics available: Obama’s Supreme Court pick California’s Supreme Court decision North Korea’s Nuclear test

Memorial Day 2009

If you are able, save for them a place inside of you, and save one backwards glance when you are leaving for the places they can no longer go. Be not ashamed to say you loved them, though you may or may not have always. Take what they have taught you with their dying and

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A Lump In Your Throat

That’s how Caveman described the following article when he forwarded it to me. I have nothing that I can add. It’s from They Who Shall Not Be Linked™ so no link. By GILLIAN FLACCUS, Associated Press Writer Gillian Flaccus, Associated Press Writer – Sun May 24, 2:27 am ET RIVERSIDE, Calif. – Abts, Richard. Adamski, Walter. Ahlman, Enoch. The

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