Articles from March 2009



“And Now, Let’s Randomly Pick Another Random Questioner…”

Except, of course, that there was nothing random about it, much to nobody’s surprise except for the most terminally obtuse (“52″ers, we’re looking at you.) h/t Ace. Obama has said, “I think it’s important to engage your critics … because not only will you occasionally change their mind but, more importantly, sometimes they will change

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When the Lights Go Off Again… All Over the World

…it’ll be “Earth Hour”, which is yet another moronic idea spawned by Glowbull Wormening cultists and pushed by the Useless Nitwits (h/t LC maxxdog): In what it’s calling a “vote for the future of planet Earth,” the World Wildlife Fund wants every light in the world to go dark for one hour on Saturday as

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STFU, Go Suck A Dick & Buy A Sense Of Humor

Here’s a note to all of the queers, trannies, dykes, fur-lovers or whateverthefuck you’re calling yourselves this week: Look, we really don’t give a flying fuck at a rolling donut on a short pier if you enjoy being the star goalie in the San Cram Crisco Professional Tonsil Hockey League, but we’re getting fucking tired

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The Major’s Challenge

Sorry for the absence lately, been a lot going on around here. Crumb Crunchie got his mobilization orders this weekend. There were 27 slots for scouts out of his 150 man unit and they hand picked who they wanted to fill them. He made the cut, so now he begins the mobilization process and pre-deployment

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Rockin’ Start For Your Weekend… A Bit Early

We had so much fun last week, I can’t help but get another radio “fix” tonight. It’s Thursday (yep, blew my days again) I think NASCAR is getting rained out, so we’re gonna do it again. Rockin’ Thursday is a go for lift-off on the Empire’s First Choice in radio RadioCIA. IMPORTANT NOTE If you’re using a

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Rottie Radio Night-[Updated]

Please disregard the previous information on this post, regarding changing your bookmarks and server migration. We won’t be migrating to the new server until tomorrow due to technical reasons on our end. Next week I’ll repost this information. Jay our “Blacksheep” uber-DJ will be running some awesome rock beginning at around 7 pm CT. If

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It’s Official: Rottfest Texas 2009 Is On!

Mark your calendars, Rotties, for a weekend of fun, guns, Cuban cigars, conservatism, liberal bashing and general drunken debauchery, Texas style!  Rottfest Texas 2009 is coming up June 12-14! Plan to join us in the Fort Worth, Texas area for genuine slow-smoked Texas BBQ, pool parties, nearby indoor pistol range fun, and more!  The Emperor WILL

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Shit I Missed

You know, during the course of a busy, hectic day, I routinely come across at least a dozen things I want to post about. Then our esteemed LC’s hit me with another dozen post worthy items. While I’m working, or hugging the dog and kicking the kids (or something like that) all these great thoughts

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Just A Quick Apology

For those of you that tuned in on Friday night, my apologies for the horrible player buffering that y’all had. I know many tuned out because of it. With that said, we just received word from our relatively new server hosting company that they are aware of the problems being experienced by their clients and

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Just So You Know, Jugears

Mr Obama, I say this not as a friend offering advice, for I know you would not take it even if I were a friend unless it said what you wanted to hear, your arrogance is already legendary, but as somebody who feels compelled to, as it were, say now that which shall become self-evident

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