Japanese Scientists To Algore, Hansen, et al: “You Furraburshit!”

Looks like snake oil futures are in for a rough ride, since those damned, pesky temperatures just won’t cooperate with The Great Goreacle’s Glow Bull Worming Scam™ and the fact that more actual atmospheric scientists, as well as their statistician counterparts, are coming out of hiding to throw the Bullshit Flag™ onto the terra firma.  Take, for instance, the curiously unreported (by the Lamestream Midiots, anyway) report by Japan’s leading scientists who compare the worthless climate models, used by such unbiased luminaries as James “Algore’s Sockpuppet” Hansen and his fellow Marxist minions, to “ancient astrology”.

We may not have anything but “Change!” left in our pockets after the next four years, but it’s going to be fun watching the Gorebecile going even more batshit insane as the ice sheets start creeping down from the North Pole and pushing Starbuck’s cafe’s into Puget Sound, while hippies and other assorted morons steadfastly refuse to believe it’s happening and they get crushed under the advancing glaciers.

F.E.T.E.

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30 comments

  1. 1
    Darth Bacon says:

    When can we file the lawsuit to recoup all the money that the Gorbeciles and Gorebots have swindled us out of, in order to buy themselves 100 foot yachts?

    Oh, and FIRST, bitches.

  2. 2
    LC Aggie Sith says:

    Hmmmm…….

    So, any chance of Japan repudiating (as in trashing, setting on fire, flinging to the compost heap) the Kyoto Protocol?

    Anyone heard from The Goron lately? Seems he was crying over having to remove a graphic from his Magnum Opus…..

    :em01:

  3. 3

    Yeah, Aggie, it IS a bit ironic that the country where the biggest scam in history was actually put down on paper, for all to see, would be the ones to actually whip out their testicles and give ol’ Algore a green tea baggin’, ain’t it?

    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

  4. 4

    furraburshit…now THAT’S funny!!! For some reason I see Jackie Chan saying it, even though he’s Chinese and not Japanese…

  5. 5
    LC Fei Long says:

    But… but… the CONSENSUS!?!?! BAWWWWWWW

  6. 6
    Ten-Ten says:

    B.C.,

    It’s the coining of phrases like “You Furraburshit!”, that make you my hero!

    Thanks for a desperately needed gut laugh.

  7. 7
    L.C. Mope, Imperial Offsetter says:

    Aggie-

    So, any chance of Japan repudiating (as in trashing, setting on fire, flinging to the compost heap) the Kyoto Protocol?

    Aw crap. I gotta do another fire sale?

    Offsets, getcher offsets here!

  8. 8
    Bruce in NH says:

    What’s left to be said, other than the Japanese are clearly racist. Everyone knows “astrology” is a secret Republican code word for black people.

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  10. 10
    Jake says:

    You should see the enormous house boat/party barge the Gorass’l has down on a lake in Tennessee. When asked if the monster deisels weren’t just a little bit carbon producing, he offered that he only uses bio-deisel. Trouble is, there’s not a fuel dock on the lake that sells bio.
    Rules are only for little people afterall…

  11. 11
    mindy1 says:

    That is ironic-the country that hosts kyoto, ground zero for global warming protocal, is saying it is not real :em02:

  12. 12
    Vic says:

    …it’s going to be fun watching the Gorebecile going even more batshit insane as the ice sheets start creeping down from the North Pole and pushing Starbuck’s cafe’s into Puget Sound…

    I can see a TV series based on this: “When Glaciers Attack! Next on Fox.”

  13. 13

    We may not have anything but “Change!” left in our pockets after the next four years, but it’s going to be fun watching the Gorebecile going even more batshit insane as the ice sheets start creeping down from the North Pole and pushing Starbuck’s cafe’s into Puget Sound, while hippies and other assorted morons steadfastly refuse to believe it’s happening and they get crushed under the advancing glaciers.

    Yer getting behind the curve now …

    It isn’t called global warming anymore … it’s called Anthropogenic Climate Change.

    That way, they can blame us all for both droughts and blizzards.

  14. 14
    LCJackboot says:

    From Nippon nonetheless, the irony is strong here.

    Buuuuuwaaahaaaaaaa

    Thanks for the laugh brudda’, it’s high time and you owe me for cleaning the sweet-tea outta my keyboard.

  15. 15
    LC Xealot says:

    The only global warming I know of is coming out of my ass. Taco Bell is a killer. His Royal Goreness should fine them for propagating wet Taco Farts. Maybe I can sell carbon credits by cutting down on bean burritos.

  16. 16
    mindy1 says:

    The ban on taking pictures of our fallen has been lifted. :em98: If you think this is wrong I started a petition.

    go to http://www.thepetitionsite.com/petition/700932889

  17. 17
    LC Gunsniper says:

    mindy1 @:#16

    Done.

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  19. 19

    mindy1 sez:

    The ban on taking pictures of our fallen has been lifted.

    According to Fox News, the pictures can be taken only with the consent of the family.

  20. 20
    LCrightismightNY says:

    Global Warming is being disproved by leaps and bounds these days…the only ones that truly still believe in it are the “Cult of Obamassiah”, and the scrotum-inflating short-bussers in San Franpelosi. Why would anyone want to inflate their scrotums anyways?
    Yet another example of irrefutable proof that liberalism is a mental disease…

  21. 21
    mindy1 says:

    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun @19 true, but can you really think that a grieving person is thinking rationally? If I lost my son or husband I would be a mess, and could not think clearly. If you think I am right, please pass this along to others who also agree. Thank you.

  22. 22

    LCrightismightNY asked:

    Why would anyone want to inflate their scrotums anyways?

    To match their over-inflated sense of self-worth and superiority.

  23. 23
    LCrightismightNY says:

    B.C., Imperial Torturer™ @:
    BC I hear ya…but if you have a strong belief in an idea, wouldn’t you want to express it through thoughtful debate and argument? Why inflate your scrotum? Oh yeah…mental illness :em95:
    Man…when did the mentally ill become a political force? I must have missed the meeting when they decided that common sense and sanity has the same political value as inflating your scrotum. Damn…wonder what mountains I could move by shitting myself…

  24. 24

    ‘Sounds Escher-esce.
    Two hands drawing each other,, shitting one’s self,, getting a headache.
    Bigger ballz?
    It’s curious what some cultures consider jewelry.

  25. 25
    Ogrrre says:

    Jake @:

    When asked if the monster deisels weren’t just a little bit carbon producing, he offered that he only uses bio-deisel. Trouble is, there’s not a fuel dock on the lake that sells bio.

    Jake, it doesn’t matter. Whether the diesel is produced from petroleum or from switchgrass or whatever they make bio-diesel from, carbon dioxide is carbon dioxide, and the other emissions are other emissions. In fact, the bio-diesel is worse for the environment (assuming AGW is correct) because the remains of the plants decomposing put carbon into the environment, the fertilizers used to increase the production of the plants puts carbon into the environment, the fuel the tractors use to cultivate the plants they make the bio-diesel from puts carbon into the environment, etc., etc., etc. It is all a big scam to make dipshit liberals feel so much superior to us environmental heathens. Sanctimonious dipshits!

  26. 26
    Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion says:

    Fucking hippies are idiots and they are cordially invited to give a “hummer” to the tailpipe of the nearest Hummer. Pathetic douchewads, who are worthy of nothing but scorn and insults.

  27. 27
    anonymous hourly worker says:

    Global Warming is being disproved by leaps and bounds these days…the only ones that truly still believe in it are the “Cult of Obamassiah”, and the scrotum-inflating short-bussers in San Franpelosi. Why would anyone want to inflate their scrotums anyways?

    I don’t even want to ask this, but I have to, since I don’t own my own pair of balls. How do you “inflate” a scrotum?

    And for God’s sake, BC, take mercy upon my soul. I don’t want to SEE how someone does this. I’m still getting over the she-male with the saggy tits and the beard.

  28. 28
    LC Xealot says:

    It suddenly hit me… you know who Gore reminds me of?

    ZARDOZ

    You know, the weird floating head guy from that cheesy, screwy 70’s flick where they said “The Penis is Evil!”

    Gore and Co. are certainly full of enough hot air to float around a bit. Shit, THAT’s where global warming must be coming from. And here I thought it was my ass. Tsk tsk.

  29. 29
    Contrarian Dutchman says:

    Well, I am sure the climate models will prove as accurate as the banks’ financial models. Now that ended well…

    :em03:

  30. 30
    LCrightismightNY says:

    anonymous hourly worker sez:

    don’t even want to ask this, but I have to, since I don’t own my own pair of balls. How do you “inflate” a scrotum?

    Some things are better left unexplained, I think. Offhand, I’d say that they use a bicycle tire pump…with a very thin needle.
    The whole thing makes me nauseous…what we need is a bona-fide liberal to explain the procedure to us. This would do much to explain the depths of their collective depravity and mental illness.

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