Following Me Around Like the Plague

Socialism, that is…

I’ve often laughed derisively when people have asked me if I missed my native country or had ever considered maybe going back one day. The way things are going with the commie Jugeared freak and his Congressional enablers at least I won’t have to face that silly question in the future, because it looks like Eunuchistan is coming to live with us, courtesy of socialist pigs in DC, RINO girly-men (but I repeat myself) and a voting populace that should never be allowed to cast a ballot outside of American Idol.

So the resident just got done, with the help of a bunch of Senate RINOs with less balls than a colony of flatworms, throwing/shoving/forcing a trillion-dollar bill to be paid by your great-great-grandchildren’s great-grandchildren down our throats, but that’s only the beginning. Next, another $600+ billion to finance, you morons kept asking for it, nationalized Hell-care.

WASHINGTON – President Barack Obama’s first budget will seek $634 billion over 10 years as a down payment on health care reform — a little more than half what it may ultimately cost to provide every American with medical coverage.

Wonderful!

Not only do we get to pile even more funds we don’t have on top of the unfunded nightmare that will be a curse upon our descendants for about 50 generations, in return we get to enjoy all of the quality care that the British NHS is famous for.

Hooray, and thanks a pants-load, “52”ers.

Waiting lines that stretch out over decades, sub-par care that is as likely to kill you as make you better along with “hospitals” so unhygienic that they make microbiology cultures look positively yummy by comparison. If there were any adherence to safety regulations over there, there’d be Biohazard Level 4 signs all over the place, and I’m only talking about their ORs.

I can’t hardly wait.

92 comments

  1. 51

    I know what fair is,,, it’s where ya throw darts at balloons, ride the ferris wheel n’ step in monkey poop.
    (My personal reply to whimpers of “that’s not fair!”)

  2. 52

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech sez:

    I know what fair is,,, it’s where ya throw darts at balloons, ride the ferris wheel n’ step in monkey poop.
    (My personal reply to whimpers of “that’s not fair!”)

    so if I use that definition, then it’s “fair” to assume that the fairness doctrine would give us nothing but more monkey poop on the airwaves right???

  3. 53

    Absolutely Jay,
    T’would not be “fair” to the real monkeypoop tho’.
    Even it would quit stinkin’ after a while.

  4. 54

    More monkey poop, and funnel cake, Jaybear.

    Can’t forget the funnel cake.

  5. 55

    so if I use that definition, then it’s “fair” to assume that the fairness doctrine would give us nothing but more monkey poop on the airwaves right???

    But of course. Its all part of the masterplan to gaslight anyone who can see any part of what is really going on. Drive conservatives off the radio, hobble more free enterprise, and with virtually all broadcast media gleefully volunteering to be the mouthpiece for the left, their pointmen can waive their hands toward the broadcast media and say “See? You guys don’t have any idea what is what! After all, every ‘news’ outlet in the country says that you guys have no idea what you are talking about, and everything the government is doing makes perfect sense and is eminently reasonable.” Which of course paves the way for classifying dissent as a mental disorder, which will required treatment, etc.

  6. 56

    LC George, Apocryphal Prophet sez:

    funnel cake

    another name for funnel cake is elephant ears……

    do we know anyone who fits that description???

  7. 57

    This entire thread is obviously RACIST!!! and the Wrong Reverend Sharptongue will soon arrive to take names and report us all to the newly formed “Commission on Racial Insensitivity and Discrimination”, which has the power to commendeer the news media in order to publicly denounce us all and find us guilty of race crimescrimes against the state.

  8. 58

    Wrongspeak will be punished.

    ‘Wonder if the doctrine would crack a case for forcing some Conservative airtime in the liberal studios.. Hmm.
    Aw crap, what am I thinkin’, that would just be wayyy, tooo, obscenely,, fair.

  9. 59
    Tyrmadris says:

    Sounds just like slavery to me. Funny, the blacks are STILL ragging on us about slavery, and, with voting for Jugears, they have simply exchanged one kind of slavery for another.

    I think you are incorrect, Skye..

    Slave denotes a condition of unwilling, forced servitude as property of the owner. The slave would prefer to be free but has no actual say in the matter (short of a successful escape) and is instead forced to do the work until they have died or been emancipated. Those who do not have an owner are indentured servants.
    The status of ‘slave’ is one that the person designated as such struggles to overcome.

    For the record, a being which happily obeys one they perceive to be greater, depite knowing that said being may have intentions completely harmful to them, would be defined as a pet. They don’t even qualify for THIS status, sadly, because those who support the Anointed One on the basis of ex-slavery are not actually knowing of his real intentions. They have no clue.
    Therefore, they do not qualify even as ‘pets’.

    No, there’s a third category to which said people belong. And they’re not alone, because it works from many other angles as well, but it is especially ironic for those who are still sore from slavery but lovingly adore their new ‘master’, of sorts. What do you call something that exists merely to provide a single product (in this case, votes), and derives every aspect of its existance (sustenance, shelter, and the like) and is otherwise completely dependent upon its master? The same master who only derives sustenance from this product but could care less about what the producer of it feels or thinks so long as it continues to produce?
    There is a word to describe this. The word that most accurately sums up these traits, especially when applied to large numbers of said individual units, is crop.

    The sick, twisted irony of the situation is that those who still have a beef against this country because their ancestors were at one time slaves (nevermind all the people who died to stop it) are in an even lower position than their ancestors. At once time, their ancestors were slaves who picked crops. Now, many descendants of that slave class are the crops.

    Isn’t Socialism great? It turns what could otherwise be thoughtful, indepedent, productive people into plants. A giant cash-crop of support for the parasitical system that feeds and waters them.

    — — —

    the publicly-owned airwaves
    Nice try, Deej… but you can’t own something that doesn’t exist. There are no ‘airwaves’, that’s just a cute term invented by people to explain basic radio concepts to others who don’t understand. There are no ‘airwaves’ to own, but there is a frequency band and the range a transmission on that frequency can travel (usually determined by output wattage and nature of the transmission–FM, AM, PM, the like). The public can no more ‘own’ the ‘airwaves’ than the government can declare ownership of the visible light spectrum band and say that everyone now has to pay a tax for using it. (Of course, now that I’ve said this, I’m sure some leeches in DC are getting ideas.) There are individual transmissions of varying power and frequency, but what they transmit over is not ‘owned’ by anyone.

  10. 60

    Blackiswhite, Imperial Consigliere sez:

    This entire thread is obviously RACIST!!! and the Wrong Reverend Sharptongue will soon arrive to take names and report us all to the newly formed “Commission on Racial Insensitivity and Discrimination”, which has the power to commendeer the news media in order to publicly denounce us all and find us guilty of race crimescrimes against the state.

    actually, my last remark was more insensitive to dumbo than the prez……

    sorry about that ya’ cute little pachyderm

  11. 61

    Tyrmadris:

    I’m guessing that you have read “Farnham’s Freehold”.

  12. 62

    “…and I guess I will have seen everything,
    when I see the monkey poop fly!”

  13. 63
    Tyrmadris says:

    Blackiswhite
    No, never. But upon searching for information on it after your post, I am convinced that I will have to check it out as soon as I can. Thanks for the heads-up.

  14. 64
    Southern Libertarian says:

    Jaybear

    It’s all about freedom man, freedom to listen and watch what we want….to own guns IF we want….to drive a big car IF we want…..to drink bottled water IF we want…..to choose our own doctor and choose to have health insurance IF we want. If you and your leftist friends find those things objectionable, then don’t do them, let big brother make those decisions for YOU not me….do whatever you want to do and I will too.

    is that such a difficult thing for you all to accept?

    Well said, even though you and I diagree on some issues that statement is perfectly in agreement with me.

  15. 65

    Not really OT, for you Texans out there:

    I ran across this as a comment at Fox:

    My fellow Texans be sure to come out to the Tea Parties to protest the spending: Dallas, Texas – Feb. 27 from 11 a.m. to 12 p.m. at Victory Plaza located at 3090 Olive St. AND Fort Worth, Texas – Feb. 27 from 3 p.m. to 7 p.m. at the Cowtown Bar & Grill located at 7108 Camp Bowie Blvd. AND Houston, Texas – Feb. 27 at 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. at Fondren Lawn at Discovery Green ? Look for a Tea Party near you and attend: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2194526/posts

  16. 66
    Elchonon says:

    Exterior painting of 105 public housing developments. Miami-Dade FL 50 $9,296,100

    umm ye.. 9 million dollars ????????????????????????????/ :em72: :em96: :em41: :em98:

  17. 67

    That’s cause they gotta hire union workers. What they oughta do is get the young punks who live in those units and let them paint…for free.

    “Hey, you wanna live here? Get out there and do some work!”

  18. 68
    LC Rurik says:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech sez:

    I know what fair is,,, it’s where ya throw darts at balloons, ride the ferris wheel n’ step in monkey poop.
    (My personal reply to whimpers of “that’s not fair!”)

    Be careful. If you step in monkey poop, you’ll be accused of racism and will have to apologize to the Obamarangutan. :em01:

  19. 69
    BigDogg says:

    LC Rurik sez:

    If you step in monkey poop, you’ll be accused of racism and will have to apologize to the Obamarangutan.

    Don’t you mean Chimpbama?

  20. 70

    Okay…let’s all announce our plans to our enemies. Then we can all roast marshmallows and sing Kumbaya around the fire…

    Obama to Set 2010 Date for Ending Iraq War
    Combat operations in Iraq would end on Aug. 31, 2010, when the U.S. military footprint in Iraq would be no fewer than 35,000 and no more than 50,000, according to officials who met Thursday with the president

    Link here

    Leading dems are PO’ed that he’s keeping them there THAT long! rofl

  21. 71

    AND…

    Hillary is pissing off the Israelis…this administration just keeps getting in deeper and deeper…
    Gotta love it…

    Zuckerman, Lawmakers, Local Jews Say Secretary Of State Not The Hillary Clinton They Used To Know

  22. 72
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Every time I wait in the checkout line at the grocery store, I just wanna take a lighter and a can of WD-40 to the magazine racks, because every other leftylackey rag has a kissass pic of the Obamzee and/or his mate on the damned cover!!

  23. 73
    LC Rowane says:

    Tyrmadris @:
    Try about anything by Robert A. Heinlein. He was an excellent writer and a Proud American.

  24. 74

    As per the “Fairness” doctrine, would stations like Err Amerikka be forced to present conservatives? If so, let’s be sure they get Hannity or Rush. No one would listen to the rest of the yahoos there.

    Misha,

    The most nauseating thing I ever heard on television (besides BJ’s and BO’s speeches) was the “motto” of PBS…”PBS…if YOU don’t do it, who will?” :em38:

  25. 75
    LC Rowane says:

    BTW, has anyone read this crap yet?

    The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.

    Read the whole thing here

  26. 76
    The Lone Haranguer says:

    Obama: One Big Ass Mistake, America :em02:

  27. 77

    LC Rowane sez:

    BTW, has anyone read this crap yet?
    The Obama administration will seek to reinstate the assault weapons ban that expired in 2004 during the Bush administration, Attorney General Eric Holder said today.
    Read the whole thing here

    Yeah. Thugs are exempt.

  28. 78

    The Lone Haranguer @:
    That, Sir, is going on my construction helmet. :em69:

  29. 79

    Southern Libertarian sez:

    Well said, even though you and I diagree on some issues that statement is perfectly in agreement with me.

    I think we’re closer in line ideaologically than you think SL, are you back stateside now? haven’t heard from you in a while

  30. 80

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech sez:

    The Lone Haranguer @:
    That, Sir, is going on my construction helmet.

    It might be especially fun to leave off the Obama:, and see if anyone can figure out the rest. rofl.

  31. 81
    LC Ted says:

    To those who seek the reinstatement of the fairness doctern,

    I wish to quote Populus (Sam Adams) on his comments after the governor of Massachusetts tried to silence his paper with a libel charge in 1768

    There is nothing so fretting and vexatious, nothing so justly TERRIBLE to tyrants, and their tools and abettors, as a FREE PRESS.

    It was true then, its true now.

    I say to DJ and his liberal mentally ill friends. you want that to silence opposition to your plans to bring us kicking and screaming to the alter of your god of social equality. but you decry us who speak openly of our faith. You mock us, you try to make us feel small and insignificant. We gladly tolerate you but you despise us. I have asked liberals many times to show me one instance when this has achieved the outcomes you desired. they say “not yet but it will work” you ignore history in search of your pipe dream. I say you are fools and idiots. And your blind to it. That is the saddest fact of all. You turn a deaf ear to logic and wisdom. You scoff and think, “those poor fools, if they only knew what a better world this could be if they listened to me and my enlightenment.”

    Ted

  32. 82
    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    There are two kinds of folks on this forum.

    There are those who try to debate with DeeeJaaay, using the tools of strict debate: facts and logic. They also try to maintain a sense of fairness and decorum. They refrain from personal attacks and give DeeeJaaay the benefit of the doubt concerning his sincerity and his right to his opinion.

    They are never successful in their attempts to reach some compromise with him, or to persuade him to our point of view, or even to ameliorate his position somewhat. His only purpose here is to illustrate the implacable, dogmatic… ok, insane mentality of the Enemy.

    Then there are those of us who know that to treat with the Enemy, or His tools, as you would an honest person is the height of futility. There are those of us who are sometimes scolded by our fellows for our blunt derision, our rude characterizations of DeeeJaaay and his ilk, those who refuse to treat his voluminous screeds seriously.

    I am resolutely in the second camp. In that spirit…

    DeeeJaaay, you are unceremoniously enjoined to fuck the fucking fuckity fuck the Hell OFF, already.

    If you didn’t exist, Misha would have had to invent you as the perfect foil.

    Oh, wait a minute……….

  33. 83
    LC Xealot says:

    Social equality is a farce. In the history of humans.. no before that… in the history of all living things ever present on Earth, there have been those at the top, those at the bottom, and those in between. Hell this is just like the liberal weenies who seem to have forgotten that there is a food chain. We eat meat, animals… some of which have eaten other animals, and so and so forth. Plants are living things too, should we refrain from eating them?

    Social equality is IMPOSSIBLE. Instead we should focus on the concept of freedom, which doesn’t guarantee equality… but does guarantee a right to pursue it, and find your own place on the social ladder. Hell, some people prefer to be on the bottom, or at least it isn’t worth the effort for them to work to be better.

    The only equality we can guarantee is equal FREEDOMS. What you do with it is your own fucking business, and your own fucking fault.

  34. 84
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    What they call “social equality” is in fact thier desire for a “classless” society…. but this impossible on a number of levels primarliy due to human nature….. but ultimately there will always be classes. Just as you cannot know dark unless you know light…. you cant know anything unless you have something to measure it against.

  35. 85
    LC Rurik says:

    LC Subotai Bahadur @:
    :em69: :em69:

    One of my favorite responses is to inform the missionary in my most pretentious voice that “I am a Reform Druid – Have you been baptized in the blood of the tree?” S0metimes I preach of Mithras, and urge them to attend at the tauroboleum.

  36. 86
    LC Xealot says:

    LC Rurik sez:

    LC Subotai Bahadur @:

    One of my favorite responses is to inform the missionary in my most pretentious voice that “I am a Reform Druid – Have you been baptized in the blood of the tree?” S0metimes I preach of Mithras, and urge them to attend at the tauroboleum.

    Personally, I like to respond with “I Like Pizza” to everything and anything they say. It’s rather amusing. I used to do that to pushy Hari Krishnas at the airport. They get so freaked out. Works on all brands and denomations.

    But in any case, the comparison between missionaries and socialist activists is an accurate one. The same tactics works on both.

  37. 87
    anonymous hourly worker says:

    I live with someone who is terrified of Universal Health Care, and rightly so; with his medical problems, he knows without a doubt that shoddy medical treatment of any sort will kill him sooner, later or maybe even immediately.

    And he’s correct.

    LC Jon:

    If you didn’t exist, Misha would have had to invent you as the perfect foil.

    Hmmmmmm. Prove you’re real, DJ. Because making you up for shits and giggles would certainly be a devious, evil and brillian plan.

  38. 88

    quoting the Hindu Bhagavad-Gita

    I hated that book!

  39. 89
    Southern Libertarian says:

    Jaybear

    I think we’re closer in line ideaologically than you think SL, are you back stateside now? haven’t heard from you in a while

    Now if only the politicians in Wasington had same live and let live philosophy then I might consider actually voting Republican again. I know we do agree on the fiscal issues, and the proper role of govt. As far as the other stuff there is room for compromise.

    Also, I am back stateside for abit, on E- Leave. My dad was sick, but he was just released from the hospital yesterday,and is doing much much better. My prayers have definatly been answered and as an added bonus yesterday was also my birthday and seeing my father well enough to be released from the hospital is probably the best birthday present ever.

  40. 90

    Southern Libertarian sez:

    Also, I am back stateside for abit, on E- Leave. My dad was sick, but he was just released from the hospital yesterday,and is doing much much better. My prayers have definatly been answered and as an added bonus yesterday was also my birthday and seeing my father well enough to be released from the hospital is probably the best birthday present ever.

    Welcome back home SL and happy birthday sir… :em04:

    I’ll keep your dad in my prayers too.

  41. 91
    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    LC Subotai Bahadur @:

    It is with some trepidation that I do this, but I gotta play editor and fix this for you.

    No offense taken, nor need for trepidation. A man of your erudition and skill has nothing but respect and admiration from me. Wonderful dissertation on the history of socialist elitism, and Deeejay’s place in that scheme of things.. I hope many here will read it.

    Your choice of words is correct. However, I meant not that Deeejay is “illustrating” anything of his own volition but that his rants are themselves illustrative of the mental disorder which is socialism.

    So much for the high toned discourse. I hate and despise the sonofabitch and all like him. The smug that drips from him is so thick and foul that the stench of an abattoir is lilacs by comparison. The contortions of fact and logic to which he will stoop would make a Chinese acrobat seem arthritic. I can understand and empathize with the enthusiasm of the God Struck much easier than I can those who are simply enamored of themselves. What a self righteous, sanctimonious prick, a despicable enabler of tyrants.

    My little post above was simply trying to point out to many here the futility of attempting to treat him as a worthy opponent. As well, I wonder why so many seem to go out of their way to be courteous, even deferential, to him when it’s perfectly obvious that honesty, truth and fairness are not in him.

    All anyone with an IQ above 110 and any sort of intellectual honesty would need to know to realize the difference between an ideologue and an intellectual, would be to compare one of deeeej’s interminable screeds with the sometimes lengthy, but always coherent, accurate and instructive, posts of yours, Sir.

    My compliments and my admiration.

    Jon

  42. 92
    Eyas says:

    anonymous hourly worker sez:

    LC Jon:
    If you didn’t exist, Misha would have had to invent you as the perfect foil.
    Hmmmmmm. Prove you’re real, DJ. Because making you up for shits and giggles would certainly be a devious, evil and brillian plan.

    Oh, he’s real alright. He recently threatened to “put his size 14 foot up my ass” or something to that effect. Because – I guess – I had suggested that he was an aging hippie who had shit for brains. A Misha-invented foil wouldn’t do that.

    However, I think that there may still be a question as to how much he believes of everything he posts. His posts do not have the flavor of ideas learned, understood, internalized, and then re-expressed in one’s own words; instead they are usually cut-and-paste regurgitations of standard leftist talking points.

    I think he believes much of what he writes, but also throws in leftist talking points just to try to confuse matters and to irk others who might be particularly sensitive to one or more of those bullshit talking points.

    Or, maybe he believes all of it. Which would suggest that he is, in fact, an aging hippie with shit for brains.

    Either way, he certainly is a quandary.

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