Glow Bull Wormers™ Receive Colossal Climate ClueColonics™

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This hasn’t been a very good week, scientifically and professionally-speaking, for Teh Great Green Goreacle™ and his Sycophantic Socialist Sockpuppet™, James “Taxpayer-funded Data? It’s MY Data & I’ll Manipulate It Any Damned Way I Want!” Hansen.  First, his former supervisor at NASA, Dr. John S. Theon, delivers a ClueClubbing™ of Ass-tronomical Proportions™, just in time for Algore’s perfectly-timed appearance at the ice-covered Senate Biggest Little Whorehouse on the Potomac™.

(Note: All emphasis ours—B.)

“I appreciate the opportunity to add my name to those who disagree that global warming is man made,” Theon wrote to the Minority Office at the Environment and Public Works Committee on January 15, 2009. …

So much for that mythological “consensus“, eh, Al and James?

“Hansen was never muzzled even though he violated NASA’s official agency position on climate forecasting (i.e., we did not know enough to forecast climate change or mankind’s effect on it). Hansen thus embarrassed NASA by coming out with his claims of global warming in 1988 in his testimony before Congress,” Theon wrote. …

Thus setting into motion the Stone of Stoopid™ that has turned into the Raging Rock of Retardity™, rolling ever-faster down the hill to destroy the capitalist economies and bring about he and his fellow ideologues’ Great Gaian Socialist Workers’ Paradise™.

“I was, in effect, Hansen’s supervisor because I had to justify his funding, allocate his resources, and evaluate his results,” Theon, the former Chief of the Climate Processes Research Program at NASA Headquarters and former Chief of the Atmospheric Dynamics & Radiation Branch explained.

Kind of like having to keep watch over a rabid, retarded weasel that keeps slipping out of its cage, sneaking into the drug cabinet and eating the Little Purple Pills®. Every time you turn your back on it, the bastard’s out humping the leg of some unsuspecting Congressman, begging for more and more money to keep pumping up its limp little member.

Theon declared “climate models are useless.” “My own belief concerning anthropogenic climate change is that the models do not realistically simulate the climate system because there are many very important sub-grid scale processes that the models either replicate poorly or completely omit,” Theon explained. “Furthermore, some scientists have manipulated the observed data to justify their model results. In doing so, they neither explain what they have modified in the observations, nor explain how they did it. They have resisted making their work transparent so that it can be replicated independently by other scientists. This is clearly contrary to how science should be done. Thus there is no rational justification for using climate model forecasts to determine public policy,” he added.

We hope that Hansen is wearing his Sooper Absorbent Depends® after that ClueEnema™. Go over and read the rest. It just keeps getting better.

And, to add insult to the rectum shredding adminstered by Dr. Theon,  one of the most respected forecasters on the planet, Dr. J. Scott Armstrong, pulls out the ClueClub™ and severely beats Hansen and his Pudgy Ponzi Pimp™ into the next universe.

We’d excerpt some of the good parts, but it’s a step-by-step dissection of the Glow Bull Worming Chicken Littles’™ entire fraudulent scam.  Go read it in its entirety and pass it along to all of your friends, family and enemies.  It’s going to be sweet watching this house of cards come tumbling down around Algore & his fellow Marxists’ heads.  We just hope that it’s not too late to put the brakes on and stop the coming economic and social train wreck being caused by these greedy cretins.  Our children’s  futures depend on it.

F.E.T.E.

109 comments

  1. 101
    LCrightismightNY says:

    Princess Natasha @:
    You’ve inspired me. I just went outside and started my SUV, just to let it run and spew exhaust into the atmosphere. :em93:

  2. 102
    Princess Natasha says:

    I need an SUV. I saw a fantastic H2, that is like a truck, and it was metallic orange, with lots of chrome. Totally obnoxiously awesome. Some Sergeant-Major was driving it. I want to buy one just like it.

  3. 103
    JannyMae says:

    My better half likes to watch the “Green” Channel. He laughs at all their stupid shit, but I grit my teeth when I hear some of the things they say.

    Bill Nye, the Science Guy, whom I used to think did a fairly decent job of teaching kids a bit about Science, is the one that is absolutely disgusting to me. He has an entire show geared around showing us poor, stupid slobs how to “reduce our carbon footprints.”

    Everything man does, you see, is “bad for the planet” to some degree. He does some of the stupidest, virtually fact-free analyses to support his stupidity. The one tactic that really frosts my cookies is when he gets up there in front of the camera and says, “Carbon dioxide contributes to global warming.”

    Not, “Some Scientists believe,” not, “we’re not sure, but we think it’s a possibility.” There is nothing resembling a qualifying statement, just a “This is fact,” statement. Global warming is a fact, and that carbon dioxide contributes to it is a fact. And people watch this crap and suck it up as if it’s mother’s milk. I thought Bill Nye was a Scientist, not a brain-dead propagandist.

  4. 104

    Princess Natasha sez:

    I need an SUV. I saw a fantastic H2

    LT.

    The best looking Hummvee that I ever saw was when I took my boys down to Mariners Spring training in 1998. Our right fielder was Jay Buhner and he was about as redneck as you can get. He was staying in the same hotel that we were and had this completely decked out full size Hummer parked there. Running lights, mega bumpers, a shitload of chrome, and everything. It was damned cool looking.

    I was looking at H2’s , but was a bit put off by the window size. I have a biiiig black V8 Ford Explorer and I have practically unlimited visibility through it’s big windows. I drove an H2, and loved it…but noticed a few blind spots from the small windows….and up here in Seattle you need total visibility so you can see the complete idiots who are trying to run into you all the time.

    and they are many

  5. 105
    NevadaDailySteve, Imperial Scrivener says:

    Princess Natasha @:

    Also, I will be damned if some hippie pukes will try to tell me what the fuck kind of vehicle to drive. Just out of protest, I will trade in my boring fuel-efficient car (it’s only from 2006, I can still get a little bit of money for it) as part of a down-payment for a fucking Hummer H2.

    Princess, it seems to me you’ve been talking about Hummers [Shut up Steve, you’ll regret it, keep it clean] for quite awhile. I also seem to recall you mentioning that you are somewhat petite. I’ve noticed people of small stature often drive large, if not oversize, vehicles. Why?

    I’m large (okay, fat) and I drive a ’94 Lincoln Town Car because it’s a tank and it fits me. I’ve looked at some of the newer, and smaller, Town Cars and I don’t like them, I prefer my comfort.

  6. 106
    Eyas says:

    sig94 @:
    Re: Polar Bears

    While browsing the intertubes, occasionally (actually, rather rarely) I’ll find something interesting and leave a comment. I don’t even check back, I just kinda throw my opinion out there randomly.

    Apparently, I saw some Youtube video lamenting the imminent extinction of Polar Bears and left a comment. I don’t remember what I said, but I’m sure you could imagine.

    Anyway, I was checking my e-mail and ran across this angry message from one of the (probably 12 year old) credulous commenters on the same video:

    cavenaghkristina has replied to your comment on Polar Bears and Global Warming:

    ‘eyas’… your ignorant an unwilling to accept the real truth, i hate seeing people like you. polar bears are supposed to be extinct within a 100 years, but probably sooner, because we’re doing absoulutely nothing about ANYTHING. because of people like you. go read a book. or better yet, go to the arctic and feed yourself to a polar bear.

    You can reply back by visiting the comments page.

  7. 107
    LC Xystus says:

    7.

    I’m large (okay, fat) and I drive a ‘94 Lincoln Town Car because it’s a tank and it fits me. I’ve looked at some of the newer, and smaller, Town Cars and I don’t like them, I prefer my comfort.

    My dad’s last car was a ’92 Town Car; he famously drove big Lincolns. I haven’t seen the newer TCs in person. (Unfortunately I’m even fatter than he ever was.)

  8. 108

    Eyas sez:

    ‘eyas’… your ignorant an unwilling to accept the real truth, i hate seeing people like you. polar bears are supposed to be extinct within a 100 years, but probably sooner, because we’re doing absoulutely nothing about ANYTHING. because of people like you. go read a book. or better yet, go to the arctic and feed yourself to a polar bear.

    Obviously a product of the government indoctrination camps.

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