Pump Up The Volume Pimp Out The Propaganda

In preparation for The Great Goreacle’s Sermon On The Hill outflowing of hot air before the Senate Biggest Little Whorehouse on the Potomac™, the scientists co-conspirators in his World’s Greatest Ponzi Scheme, EVAH! are working ever-more-feverishly to revise historical climate data from Antarctica and trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes (whilst pulling non-existent data straight out of their asses) to make it seem like Glow Bull Worming™ has actually taken hold there, when, in reality, nothing of the sort is even remotely happening. And guess who’s lapping it up, like dogs eating their master’s vomit, right on cue?  If you said “The Lamestream Midiots™!”, you’d be exactly correct.

Hold on to your wallets and stock up on the firewood, firepower and food, folks.  Now that Teh Obamessiah™, Gaia’s Great White Half-white Green Knight, has been crowned (and the Dhimmicrats Communists control both bedrooms in the BLWOTP), it’s only a matter of time before the economy is sentenced to die a painful death under his anti-capitalist, misanthropic Marxist policies.  BTW, we’ve got our sharks in suits barristers studying to see if we can’t sue The Great Gorebecile™ for damages for all of the frozen pipes in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, conveniently located in Frosty Florida™: “The New Ice Age’s Destination of Choice!”®

F.E.T.E.

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    anonymous hourly worker says:

    BTW, we’ve got our sharks in suits barristers studying to see if we can’t sue The Great Gorebecile™ for damages for all of the frozen pipes in The Imperial Dungeon Game Room™, conveniently located in Frosty Florida™: “The New Ice Age’s Destination of Choice!”®

    Can I join as a plaintiff for damages relating to my having to buy five more wool business suits to keep from freezing my snatch off this winter in our ice-box of a glass-walled office?

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    LC Draco says:

    Wouldn’t that be the basis for a class action suit? :em02:

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    BITOA says:

    PEOPLE WHO FORCE OTHERS TO THEIR WILL ,BASED ON INVISIBLE AND UNPROVABLE MYTHS,
    CANNOT BE REASONED WITH.
    THEY SHOULD BE LIQUIDATED ,TO PRESERVE THE COMMONWEAL.

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    Shaitana says:

    Im lucky I got all my oranges harvested a few weeks ago. Both trees in the yard.

    :em03:

    But then unlike the poor farmer around here, my trees are sheltered under big oaks. It sucks though because the price of produce is going to skyrocket now around here. Can’t imagine how bad it will be outside of Florida. Oh and yeah… the top of my fishpond froze too. I’m just glad my septic tank didn’t freeze… completely. Got enough shit in the house from the MSM

    :em38:

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    LC Draco sez:

    Wouldn’t that be the basis for a class action suit?

    Or a classy act in a suit… :em93:

    These believers in global warming are truly mentally ill…I can’t remember who said this, but it is SO true:
    The definition of insanity is doing the exact same thing over and over again, and expecting different results. ( I know I mangled it…sorry all! )
    The scientists who believe in Man-Made Global Warming tweak their data in order to get the results they want…it has no bearing on the facts. Besides, isn’t Teh Majik Negro just going to stand on Mount Capitol and Make Global Warming go away? (I’m still waiting for my coupon for that free tank of LUF)

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    LC Xealot says:

    I’m in the Tampa area. I saw ice today. It’s been hella’cold the last while too. And no horrible hurricanes’o’doom last season either. Unless Global Warming took a sick day (a crapload of them), I’m inclined to call Bullshit.

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    BITOA says:

    YOU ARE CORRECT LC DRACO. BUT CONSIDER WHAT STEPS MAY BE NECESSARRY IF TRULY
    INSANE PEOPLE THREATEN YOUR THE WELL BEING , LIVLIHOODS, AND SAFETY OF YOUR FAMILY AND FELLOW-MEN. HISTORY PROVIDES MANY EXSMPLES.

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    Deathknyte says:

    bitoa. Caps are NOT for general use.

    BC if you are cold you can come to Wisconsin, it was warm enough today that I could go outside without a jacket for a few minutes.

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    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    BC if you are cold you can come to Wisconsin, it was warm enough today that I could go outside without a jacket for a few minutes.

    I’ve been lucky here. The last few days I haven’t had to turn the A/C on. Just open all the windows. Shorts and tee shirts in mid January.

    Have fun.

    :em95:

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    lc purple raider says:

    Can I join as a plaintiff for damages relating to my having to buy five more wool business suits to keep from freezing my snatch off this winter in our ice-box of a glass-walled office?

    And there is nothing worse than a frozen snatch.

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    TerribleTroy says:

    lc purple raider sez:

    And there is nothing worse than a frozen snatch.

    DOG Says……Yeah thats true… only consolation is that it can be fun “thawing” them out.

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    BITOA says:

    caps, as in “put a CAP in their gourd?

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    BC if you are cold you can come to Wisconsin, it was warm enough today that I could go outside without a jacket for a few minutes.

    DK, that doesn’t mean a helluva lot to us FL crackers. You guys think “T-shirt Weather” is anything above 0°F. (I know that for a fact. I spent one semester in NW Iowa a loooooong time ago. Y’all Upper MidWest folks just ain’t right in the haid.)
    :em93:

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    And there is nothing worse than a frozen snatch.

    Just ask Slick Willie— He’s been married to one for decades!
    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

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    Redneck Cromagnon says:

    Just ask Slick Willie— He’s been married to one for decades!

    BC, that’s not nice. True, but not nice. Wait, this is BC I’m talking about. Uh, um, bro, ya done good!

    :em95:
    :em99:

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    LC Aggie Sith says:

    B.C., Imperial Torturer™ @:

    Just ask Slick Willie— He’s been married to one for decades!

    Can’t blame the guy for chasing Monica around (and below) the desk. Yes, y’all may say she ain’t that great, but look at what he married!!!! :em38:

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    Deathknyte says:

    DK, that doesn’t mean a helluva lot to us FL crackers. You guys think “T-shirt Weather” is anything above 0°F. (I know that for a fact. I spent one semester in NW Iowa a loooooong time ago. Y’all Upper MidWest folks just ain’t right in the haid.)
    :em93:

    Cant argue with that.

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    LC Aggie Sith sez:

    look at what he married!!!

    I’d rather not…….just ate lunch ya’ know

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    LC Gunsniper says:

    Deathknyte @:#9

    BC better hurry up then because we’re going back into the freezer tonight (4°F).

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    Deathknyte says:

    I know Gunsniper. I hate cold.

    It is about 16 degrees now and in a few hours it should be hitting the -1 mark.

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    LC Gunsniper says:

    I generally prefer the colder weather but these past weeks have been ridiculous.

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    Radical Redneck says:

    keep from freezing my snatch off this winter in our ice-box of a glass-walled office?

    Frozen snatch – not so bad. We can work on that. Now if it freezes off 😯 we got Rachel Maddow! :em38:

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    B.C., Imperial Torturer™ sez:

    And there is nothing worse than a frozen snatch.

    how about a frozen and bone-dry one? I can just picture it…Bill breaks out the dildo attached to a power drill and attempts to pry open Hillary’s thicket; suddenly, just as the device makes contact, Bill’s face and upper chest are inundated by a thick, white powdery substance… :em01:

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    Radical Redneck says:

    freezing my snatch off

    Then again, if a snatch is not attached to a living, breathing, upright woman, Interpretive Clog Dipshit could finally get lucky! :em69:

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    Radical Redneck says:

    Bill breaks out the dildo attached to a power drill and attempts to pry open Hillary’s thicket; suddenly, just as the device makes contact, Bill’s face and upper chest are inundated by a thick, white powdery substance…

    Janet Reno and HT’s petrified saliva?

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    Shaitana says:

    I can’t go outside without a jacket unless it’s at least 75 degrees meself. But then that is why I live all the way down here. This 20 degree overnight crap has got to go!

    :em12:

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    Shaitana sez:

    This 20 degree overnight crap has got to go!

    but…but…Global Warming! Al Gore says so, so it MUST be true! It must! It simply must!
    *sighs* I need a drink…

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    Radical Redneck sez:

    Janet Reno and HT’s petrified saliva?

    Now THERE’S a picture! But who would be the man? Which one would strap-on first and get busy? Or would they take turns…but still, who would be the man first?

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    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    BC better hurry up then because we’re going back into the freezer tonight (4°F).

    Yeah, it got pretty cold down here last night. It hit 53 degrees for about an hour. I had to turn the damn heater on.

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    dramboozie says:

    Shaitana sez:

    . I’m just glad my septic tank didn’t freeze… completely.

    You mean it got a little slushy like a Mr. Misty? I know the toilet seats are cold as hell! :em95: I didn’t know septics could freeze ( that is all I need on top of everything else). I am in Florida too and I have survived these 3 nights below freezing without heat (hubby said the furnace worked when he tested it back in May :em41: ). 2 dogs and plenty of blankets made it pretty toasty! If this keeps up we may get to ice skate on BullFrog Creek next week!

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Been the coldest December I can remember here, weeks of it with no breaks. Now we are finally getting badly needed rain.

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    dramboozie sez:

    If this keeps up we may get to ice skate on BullFrog Creek next week!

    C’mon up here…you can walk across the Mohawk River if you like! If ice skaing’s your passion, you can do it on most driveways here (well, the ones where the folks only snow-blow them; in order to get rid of ice build-up, you need the use several tens of pounds of rock salt…)

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    LCrightismightNY says:

    dramboozie sez:

    I’m just glad my septic tank didn’t freeze… completely.

    Hmmm…partially frozen septic sludge. Why am I getting images of Hillary ( frozen snatch) and O’Bambi (the smelly brown stuff)? :em93:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    That would certainly help you get your shit together……

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    ohio right wing nut says:

    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove @:

    53 degrees? fuck, we aint seen 50 in three months, today was the warmest it has been in 3 weeks and it only got to 21. No wind though so it felt like 21 instead of -21

    If Al bore and The Fresh Prez of Bill Ayers gets rid of glowbull worming I’m gonna freeze my ass off, Hell last week my outie, was an iny, had to take Viagra just so I wouldn’t piss on my shoes

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    dramboozie @:

    If this keeps up we may get to ice skate on BullFrog Creek next week!

    Uh, drambooozie, ya’ might wanna e-mail me (See: Imperial Correspondents down on the left side bar.), ’cause you’re within’ spittin distance of the Imperial Dungeon Game Room™. I grew up runnin’ up and down the banks of Bullfrog Creek and could tell you some stories that would make your hair stand on end.
    :em93: :em69: :em93: :em69:

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    Trish says:

    It’s ten degrees and getting colder, and as far as I’m concerned you can stick that glow bull warming stuff up Al Gore’s ozone hole.

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    LC Horrabin says:

    heh…. the little blurb from ForecastFox just appeared, informing me what I already know, what with the open windows and alll:
    Saturday morning, 9:03 AM in pensacola
    Mos :em93: tly Cloudy, 60 degrees.
    Yesterday it was in the low 70’s

    Bwahahahahaaa!!! :em93: :em93:

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    LC Horrabin says:

    Auugghhh!!
    Smote by the Demon of moderation!!!

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    LC Rurik says:

    All this complaining about a little glowbull wormering. Last week we were visited over night by -27 . and a couple hours north of us in Aberdeen, they reached -47. And I don;t think it’s much easier for Nervy. Cry Havoc! And let loose the polar bears of warm!

    And as for our GLOR with the frozen snatch… I’d like to dedicate a playing of Van Morrison singing “She’s as sweet as two below honey.”

    BTW – Yesterday was the anniversary of the coldest US temperature …. in 1971 -80 degrees F (-62 C) in Prospect Creek Camp, Alaska (US record low temperature) as the grip of global warming tightens.

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    Eyas says:

    I love this one:

    “The researchers devised a statistical technique that uses data from satellites and from Antarctic weather stations to make a new estimate of temperature trends.”

    Do I need to quote Twain here?

    I always hear/read arguments for & against AGW from “EXPERTS” in climatology, meteorology, or some related science.

    I think the whole thing can be unravelled and undone by a thorough critical analysis by an expert in STATISTICS. Unfortunately, I’m not one. I have only a basic (maybe intermediate) education in statistics, and it’s just not enough to reliably and convincingly debunk what I suspect is all a sham of phony statistical methods.

    For example, I think I’ve bitched before about the lack of “Global” temperature data prior to 1940, and how IPCC (and others) have generated a “Global” “Average” temperature record from widely disparate records covering a tiny percentage of the actual surface of the planet. I’m pretty sure that this is statistically IMPOSSIBLE (at least, the result would be so unreliable as to be utterly useless). But it would sound a lot better coming from someone with a PhD in Statistics.

    I’ve actually tried contacting statistics professors at various universities to try to convince them to look at IPCCs data, but (as you might expect since they’ve never heard of me and I can’t pay them) I’ve had no luck.

    Global Warming is a hoax. Many people would agree with this assessment. But a hoax is a lie. And, in this case, it is a lie perpetuated by complex, inscrutable, and unverifiable STATISTICS. Where are the Statisticians in this debate?

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