Where Was That Spirit at West Point Bambi?

dEar Leader sent me an e-mail today.

John —

John Galt that is…

As we head into the final stretch on health reform, big insurance company lobbyists and their partisan allies hope that their relentless attacks and millions of dollars can intimidate us into accepting the status quo.

So I have a message for them, from all of us: Not this time. We have come too far. We will not turn back. We will not back down.

But do not doubt — the opponents of reform will not rest. So I need you to fight alongside me.

We must continue to build out our campaign — to spread the facts on the air and on the ground, and to bring in more volunteers and train them to join the fight. I urgently need your help to keep this 50-state movement for reform going strong.

Please donate $5 or whatever you can afford today:

(Link whore deleted – crunch)

Let’s win this together,

President Barack Hussein Pashsa Obama, Your Glorious Leader

With just a few minor modifications, namely replacing references to the eeeevil Rethuglicans with the Jihadis, and the health care abortion with the war, that’s what we should have heard at West Point. Maybe then the Cadets would have stayed awake.

So here’s my re-write on what his teleprompter should have told him to say, using Teh One’s™ own stirring rhetoric that he feels is better used in his quest to dismantle our nation and turn into Zimbabwe writ large;

John — My fellow Americans (yeah, that has yet to be proven, but work with me here M’kay? – crunch)

As we head into the final stretch on health reform of the war against Islamofacism, big insurance company lobbyists the forces of radical Jihad and their partisan allies Iranian leaders hope that their relentless attacks and millions of dollars can intimidate us into accepting the status quo surrender.

So I have a message for them, from all of us: Not this time. We have come too far. We will not turn back. We will not back down.

But do not doubt — the opponents of reform freedom will not rest. So I need you to fight alongside me our nations warriors.

We must continue to build out our campaign — to spread the facts death and destruction to our enemies on the air and on the ground, and to bring in more volunteers and train them to join the fight. I urgently need your help to keep this 50 57-state movement for reform victory going strong.

Please donate $5 or whatever you can afford today: Please rededicate yourselves to the fight to save Western Civilization.

Let’s win this together,

President Barack Obama

See, that’s not so hard, is it Bambi?

20 comments

  1. 1
    kwongdzu says:

    Hey, I got the same letter! Now I don’t feel so speshul.

  2. 2
    LC hilljohnny says:

    Please donate $5 or whatever you can afford today:

    WTF?!? is he crazy? or just stupid. hasn’t he ripped off the taxpayers for more than he can spend already?

  3. 3
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    I got left out…..figures. I’d love to send them copies of what Blue Shield of California has shelled out on my wifes behalf…..and is still shelling out. Over a million now. Her bone marrow transplant protocols started yesterday, she is in the hospital again……seems to me private enterprise sent saved the government a lot of money. The same government that would accuse them of insensitivity if a claim was denied now stand ready to deny claims on a massive scale……say like needing a breast scan in your forties……but fear not, they would keep you well supplied with vikes as you died.

  4. 4

    Just noticed this;

    As we head into the final stretch on health reform,

    I wonder of that was a Freudian slip there? Cuz his plan sure will “reform” a lot of peoples health alright.

  5. 5
    LC FreedomFighter says:

    I kinda half beleive their sending these out. How’d they get your e-mail?

  6. 6
    LC Draco says:

    President Barack Hussein Pashsa Obama, Your Glorious Leader

    :em01: LOVE IT!! :em01:

  7. 7

    I kinda half beleive their sending these out. How’d they get your e-mail?

    Oh they are FreedomFighter. As to me getting it, let’s just say that there is a John Galt on the DNC’s web rolls. As well as a Francis Marion. And MoRon.crap thinks I’m a moonbat too. “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” Helps to know what their thinking, ya know.

  8. 8
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Ya’ know, Crunch…you might be right. Everybody is a bit healthier now, aren’t they? The rest of us are all dead. I’ve heard far too many stories, and the Rotties sharing theirs, Misha and the others, how their loved ones were treated in a socialist system. It hurt to read it. But rest assured, murderers will still get their heart transplants or sex changes. I know the sense of uncertainty I am feeling now. All I ask is the docs do their best, I don’t expect miracles, fate will takes its course regardless. But to have some bureaucrat arbitrarily choose to end treatments………his life insurance company is gonna’ be pissed at me.

  9. 9
    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    This is a little OT I know, but felt the need to share:

    There will not be a Nativity scene outside the White House this year. They can’t find 3 Wise Men in Washington. However, asses, are plentiful.

    :em01:

    D’

  10. 10
    LC Rurik says:

    LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H. sez:

    I kinda half beleive their sending these out. How’d they get your e-mail?
    Oh they are FreedomFighter. As to me getting it, let’s just say that there is a John Galt on the DNC’s web rolls. As well as a Francis Marion. And MoRon.crap thinks I’m a moonbat too. “Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer.” Helps to know what their thinking, ya know.

    And be sure to know who is which. It appears that you have this distinction well in hand and they do not. :em01:

  11. 11
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    LC Fmwoods01 sez:

    This is a little OT I know, but felt the need to share:

    There will not be a Nativity scene outside the White House this year. They can’t find 3 Wise Men in Washington. However, asses, are plentiful.

    :em01:

    D’

    And as for the Virgin, I don’t think I want to see anything birthed by Helen Thomas. :em38:

  12. 12

    In regards to LC HJ Caveman82952’s comment @ 8:

    Mary’s in our prayers Caveman, every day, all of us. Keep me posted OK?

  13. 13
    Cricket says:

    Spreading facts or ‘sunshine?’

  14. 14
    Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist says:

    Note the “warlike” rhetoric in regards to something that is not a war? It is typical of leftards: they are too scared to fight the actual foreign enemy, but will declare war on their own fellow citizens in a heartbeat. I wish there were a way to quarantine the festering pest-hole that is Washington DC.

  15. 15

    ..But if the word “Victory” escaped his lyin’ lipz, his tongue would burst into flames, along with the heads n’ asses of his minions.

  16. 16
    LC Draco says:

    Hey…did that have a return address.?? I have some ‘stuff’ i could send back!! :em95:

  17. 17
    LC FreedomFighter says:

    But rest assured, murderers will still get their heart transplants or sex changes

    When Injustice Becomes Law, Rebellion Becomes Duty.

  18. 18
    Cannon Fodder says:

    Crunch, that was very well done! I loved your version so much better.

  19. 19
    Sir Guido Cabrone. LC, M.o.P. says:

    LC hilljohnny sez:

    Please donate $5 or whatever you can afford today:
    WTF?!? is he crazy? or just stupid. hasn’t he ripped off the taxpayers for more than he can spend already?

    I don’t think there is any limit to how much of our money that empty headed idiot can wants to spend of our money, hilljohnny

  20. 20
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    :em01: That’s some good shit he’s smokin’! Gotta’ get me some! Give him money? Why, so he can take even more? :em41: :em99:

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