Global warming: a summary

We have created computer models that project 100 years into the future (the fact that they are inaccurate and bullshit within two days being irrelevant) that says “the world is warming”…so we have to tax you heavily, whilst of course doing what we say you should not, flying everywhere, driving everywhere”

“We cannot of course prove any of this, its only a theory, as the only way to be sure is to get a time machine, but YOU MUST BELIEVE.”

“Dont ask us for the original data, we destroyed it. We cannot replicate any of our tests or graphs or experiments…but you must BELIEVE”

“We say it is so because of “consensus”, please of course disregard the thousands who say otherwise as they are all being paid by the oil companies”

“You will disregard the masses of data that contradicts us as we quickly burn paper and delete emails that show the data we have used is faked, because if you dont believe, then you also deny the Holocaust and the Moon landing”

“We will use every tactic at our disposal to spread panic and fear at will, whilst charging exorbitant fees and charges for every service, like giving a speech at $1300 a pop, you will buy our DVD’s asnd books that tell you more of our lies whilst we line our pockets.

Walk whilst we fly in luxury to exotic locations to hold conferences and summits.

Get trains whilst we ride in air conditioned SUV’s.

Do not argue or we will destroy you.

Do not dissent or we will smear you mercilessly.

Do as we say , not as we do.

We are the masters and you will do as you are told.

Obey

OBEY

20 comments

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    LC Draco says:

    FOIST!!!

    And, “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa!!’

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    Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist says:

    Heh… That just about sums up these scamming bastards. And like I said before, on the other thread, if these assholes peddled this thing on the open market, and there were idiots dumb enough to buy it, oh well. But they want to hold a gun to our head for us ALL to buy this shit. And that is something I will not tolerate.

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    CrazyFool says:

    Whew!

    For a few minutes there I thought Al Gore had posting rights.

    Scary.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    The Masters aren’t going to like me very much… :em99: I’m gonna’ fuck with them. As for the giddy elves dancing along behind, your numbers’ over turkeys…you’ve been had. I luxuriate in the silence afforded me regarding this issue now…so very, very refreshing. For what I sense in them is uncertainty…no doubt with good reason. I believe they are going for broke now, the game is up…yet country after country now bailing out of Copenhagen………we must not turn down the heat. It needs a stake driven through it’s heart. I sense great weakness in the obamanauts…………..the denial is strong in this one. Denial almost got me killed…they are welcome to it. All of it.

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    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    In the wake of all the preposterous BS that has exposed the global scam, their game plan seems to be “go for broke”:

    This via HotAir this morning:

    President Barack Obama and Congress are talking about $1.2 billion a year from the U.S. for international climate aid, which includes adaptation. The U.N. climate chief, Yvo de Boer, said $10 billion to $12 billion a year is needed from developed countries through 2012 to “kick-start” things. Then it will get even more expensive.

    The World Bank estimates adaptation costs will total $75 billion to $100 billion a year over the next 40 years. The International Institute for Environment and Development, a London think tank, says that number is too low.

    It may even be $200 billion a year or $300 billion a year, said Chris Hope, a business school professor at the University of Cambridge and part of the IIED study.

    Nevertheless, Hope said failing to adapt would be even more expensive — perhaps $6 trillion a year on average over the next 200 years. Adaptation could cut that by about $2 trillion a year, he said.

    Here’s the whole article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20091204/ap_on_sc/sci_climate_adapting

    D’

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    Mebbe Misha will give us his Imperial Thoughts on the issue… after he get’s done shoveling all that Goreball Worming from his driveway….

    In regards to LC Draco’s comment @ #1:

    And, “Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa!!’

    Hate to break it to ya, Virginia, but after a power struggle at the North Pole, Santa sleeps with the penguins. After being beaten to a pulp by the fat guy’s gang and being run outta town, Rudolph Capone teamed up with Hermey The Drill and Yukon Corneleone to take over Santa’s action.

    You can see all the grisly details here.

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    Capo di tutti Reindeer Rudolph Capone was heard to say…

    “I want you to get this jolly fat fuck where he breathes! I want you to find this nancy-boy Santa Claus, I want him DEAD! I want his elves DEAD! I want his workshop burned to the GROUND! I wanna go there in the middle of the night and I wanna PISS ON THE ASHES OF HIS TOYS!”

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    Hate is a strong emotion. Certain “people” deserve it.

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    Jerry says:

    Global Warming is NOT even a theory. It’s a hypothesis, nothing more, nothing less. Can it be proven beyond a doubt? Can the results be verified repeatedly? Of course, in this grand scam of all scams, it can not. But, over 40 years of Publik Skool indoctrination has given way to a population who, as a whole, should not be allowed to operate a mechanical pencil.

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    Redneck_Intellectual says:

    I have always been struck by by the similarity between proponents of Global Warming and used car salesmen and snake oil hucksters. Whenever asked for hard data, their methods of testing, or anything else of substance that would help prove the hypothesis of Global Warming, those doing the asking were attacked, verbally and sometimes physically. Like the local weatherman who said he had doubts a few years ago and was immediately attacked by the head of the US Weather Bureau, the supporters of Global Warming have offered little in the way of hard data to support their stance. They keep saying that the “science is settled” and that is utter nonsense. If people still have doubts about something, then you test it, and that is the scientific method. In schools and colleges, experiments are still done to test the Laws of Thermodynamics and those have been settled since the middle of the 19th century, but we keep doing it to help teach a new generation how to perform scientific research, so why should cause of human induced planetary warming be exempt from this process as well? But what really makes me irate, is that we have Al Gore, who dropped out of both Divinity and Law school, tell us that the science behind Global Warming is sound and that no further inquiries need to be made. Oh yeah, Al’s training in science came from the general physical science requirements for his B.A. in Journalism. That means that about 9 to 12 hours of science, none of it calculus based, gives him the background to determine what is scientifically viable or not, and that my Ph.D. in physics makes me unable to protest about the yellow rain that’s coming down in a steady stream…..

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    GamerFromJump says:

    “Science” and “settled” don’t belong in the same zip code as each other. There’s “hypothesis” and “theory”, and the status of the latter is always subject to review.

    This ongoing rape of the scientific method is a crime against humanity nearly as bad as anything Johnny Jihad’s doing. Their goals are alike; subjugation of the world.

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    LCBrendan says:

    Whew!

    For a few minutes there I thought Al Gore had posting rights.

    Scary.

    I will take that as a compliment :em01:

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    The mainstream media has sat on this for two weeks…..makes ya’ wonder how long they can hold it? :em72:

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    LC PrimEviL says:

    We are the masters and you will do as you are told.

    Obey

    OBEY

    Refuse to comply.
    repeat,
    Refuse to comply.
    nd trns

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    Cannon Fodder says:

    It is incredible that the hoax has been exposed and all the ignorant jackasses in the world are continuing along as if none of that shit has been exposed! What the fuck is wrong with the people of this world? EVERYONE should be up in arms about this Goreball Worming Scam continuing! Shit, I never thought a derailed train could continue on its journey, but I guess I was wrong!

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    jdog43 says:

    :em02: I see where our “green” pal Charlie has drunk the koolaid and is defending the Climate-gate con-men. What a disappointment that guy is. Maybe he’s trying for an invite to a beer party at the White House with the Fool in Chief?

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