Narcissist-in-Chief

There’s a reason we do our damndest to avoid listening to the Narcissistic Personality Disorder Poster Boy from 1600 Penn Ave. Numerous reasons, actually, and this, from Obamandias’ address to the German people upon the 20th anniversary of the fall of the Wall, is but one:

“Few would have foreseen … that a united Germany would be led by a woman from Brandenburg or that their American ally would be led by a man of African descent. But human destiny is what human beings make of it,” Obama said.

Not a word about Reagan, but that’s what we’ve come to expect from pResident ME, ME, ME, LOOK AT MEEEEEEE! We swear, if there’s a life form more enamored with itself than that unfortunate freak show of a pResident, we haven’t heard of it.

Two and a half minutes of recorded fluff was all he could find to mark the twentieth anniversary of the death of a horror that had been haunting the lives of millions of Europeans, and yet he just HAD to make it All About Him™. Somebody needs to examine that masturbatory, auto-erotic freak’s palms. They’ll find enough hair to make wigs for a million people.

All about you, is it? You insignificant, imbecilic pustule on the scrotum of humanity. You cankerous cock blister. So where were you back then, O Obamandias, savior of mankind? Oh yes, that’s right. You were in your mid-twenties, snorting blow and writing poetry so gawdawfully horrid that it would make a fucking Vogon blush.

Meanwhile I, but more importantly because I, unlike you, know that I alone didn’t amount to a hill of beans in the big picture, MILLIONS LIKE ME, were standing guard, trying to discourage your ideological fellow travelers in Moscow from attacking, knowing full well that we’d all, with no exceptions, be dead if they went ahead and attacked anyway.

You fucking sicken me, you slimy, affirmative action, pampered, corrupt, lying, Marxist piece of worthless shit. The lowliest member of the Polish Solidarity had more to do with the fall of the Warsaw Pact than a whole fucking legion of your kind. As a matter of fact, your kind were busy acting as the Socialist Spirit Squad while people infinitely better than you were risking their lives behind the Iron Curtain to bring about TRUE change.

And you dare, DARE to make this momentous day about YOU?

Fuck you, you laughably incompetent butt-licking machine politician. Fuck you with a rusty rail wrapped in razor wire. Fuck you right up the poop chute with a fence post smeared with the feces of a thousand syphilitic pigs. Fuck you to pieces and leave your abused, bleeding carcass in a ditch to die.

You give “despicable” a bad name, and you seriously, seriously need to get your lips off of your own clap-infested cock if you ever want to become a useful member of civilized society.

May you rot and burn in Hell.

Thatisall.

59 comments

  1. 51
    Light29ID says:

    If I was him I’d wouldn’t bring up the family….Momma couldn’t keep her legs shut for 5 minutes and Daddyo ran around the world rutting like a pig twicked on Viagra and crystal Meth. All the while he was being shoved onto his Communist Grandparents and their associated ilk to learn that two plus two equals five, thoughtcrimes and that Eastaisa has always been at war Oceania.

  2. 52
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    dasbow sez:

    we should have rounded up our commie protestors, taken them to the Wall, and forced them to look at the damn thing. Once the acid cleared their systems, we could point out the way that the floodlights faced inward. The barbed wire was angled to keep people in, not out. The people who were shot were going west, not east. And then, if they still declared their desire for a socialist paradise, we could have tossed them over and said, “There you go. Enjoy your social justice”

    This is the only reason that I regret at times that the USSR fell. I would have personally paid for 1-way tickets for our commies to move there. Then, after they settled in and the hype died down, a couple anonymous phone calls would ensure that they’re on the way to the fabulous resorts also known as Kolyma, Magadan or other cozy GULAG nooks scattered throughout Great Mother Russia. No questions, no appeals, not even a phone call, let alone double-decaf non-fat soy lattes. A whole lot of ass-kicking, and filth, and hard labor. And the “zeka” at the camps would be overjoyed to have all these fresh tender pampered asses to have fun with on a dark cold Siberian afternoon.

  3. 53
    Light29ID says:

    In regards to Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant’s comment @ :

    One day Natasha, you should write a book.

  4. 54
    LC Xystus says:

    Praise Him, His Excellency, President for Life, Commander-General Hopeychangemonger-in-Chief Al Hadji Doctor Barack H. Obama…

    Even Teh One™ isn’t a hajji yet–he’ll need to go to Mecca for that.

    …Constitutional Scholar, King of Scotland, and Professor of Geography.

    Plus Grand Teleprompter Reader in all 57 states!

  5. 55
    Cheryl says:

    No questions, no appeals, not even a phone call, let alone double-decaf non-fat soy lattes. A whole lot of ass-kicking, and filth, and hard labor. And the “zeka” at the camps would be overjoyed to have all these fresh tender pampered asses to have fun with on a dark cold Siberian afternoon.

    Thank you Natasha. Just the thought of our :em72: “betters” :em72: settled into gulags in Siberia brought a smile to my face this morning. No 72F toasty warm rooms for Obumble any more. The First Sasquatch would get her morning workout, but not the kind she was used to! Oh dearie me! And after her snotty, comments about how “Obama is going to make you work!”, the irony would be especially delicious. And Pelousy, with her enthusiastic response to a query about the proposal to subject US citizens (in violation of the Constitution) to fines/imprisonment for refusing to do what they’re told and what’s good for them by not purchasing govt. mandated health insurance from the approved agency. Oh, that would be rich. But I must not let pipe dreams get the better of me. :em95:

    Cheers! :em03: :em69:

  6. 56
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    In regards to Cheryl’s comment @ 60 :
    2 books, right “off the top of my mind”, to drive the point home: Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn “One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich” and Arthur Koestler “Darkness at Noon”. They SHOULD be required reading in college, or maybe even before, but aren’t. Which reminds me, it is time to re-read them.

  7. 57
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    Also, Varlam Shalamov’s “Kolyma Tales”. Holy fuck…. To live through that and to remain human…

  8. 58
    LC Subotai Bahadur says:

    I read “Ivan Denisovitch” when I was a kid, and it was serialized in the old Saturday Evening Post. May I add “I Chose Freedom” by Victor Kravchenko to the reading list?

    LC Subotai Bahadur

  9. 59
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    LC Subotai Bahadur sez:

    I read “Ivan Denisovitch” when I was a kid, and it was serialized in the old Saturday Evening Post. May I add “I Chose Freedom” by Victor Kravchenko to the reading list?
    LC Subotai Bahadur

    Sure you may, especially since I haven’t read that one. One more book to buy, it’s all good. When leftards get their utopia, and the best country in the world collapses in bloody shambles, they won’t be able to whine ‘I didn’t know!” because we will (hopefully) be right there, saying: “Motherfuckers, you’ve been warned so many times, by so many people, a fucking retard would have made the connection…”

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