I Hate…

Mondays.

And full moons.

Especially full moons on Mondays.

And Damned Yankees.

And car horns.

And the pain in the ass combination of Damned Yankees and car horns.

Did you know that a car horn really WONT fit in a rectum? And using an ASP as leverage don’t help either. Apparently that’s just a figure of speech, or something. Who knew?

So, how was your day?

Yeah, I don’t care. Goodnight.

69 comments

  1. 51
    LOBO says:

    Hasn’t been said yet, I HATE ILLINOIS. And all of the shit that fell out of this hellhole.

  2. 52
    emily_nelson says:

    In regards to dave’s comment @ :
    It’s my sister. I’d take it from my mother. I’d expect it from her. My mother has been dead for almost 32 years.

    re joke: :em93:

  3. 53
    Radical Redneck says:

    I’m a going to change it to I LOVE:

    …that someone I knew from High School has been named Olby’s “Worst Person in the World” not once but twice! :em69:

    http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/2009/06/keith_olbermann_names_missouri_lawmaker_cynthia_davis_worlds_worst_person.php

  4. 54
    Light29ID says:

    Well I actually had a good thing happen to me yesterday. :em02:

    Some little fuck in Prius (VA KEY-1039) flipped me off getting onto 66 West (must have been the PALIN 2012 sticker). Well, being the crazed psychopath that I am, I pulled up next to him and made the finger gun sign at him. I swear that he shit a brick because at the same time he noticed the NRA member sticker on the window.

    Inside the beltway you have to get your enjoyment where you can get it.

  5. 55
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    Where you residing L29? Fairfax, Centerville, Manassas, Gainesville, Warrenton or Front Royal?

  6. 56
    Radical Redneck says:

    Light, I LOVE it! :em69:

    I’ve always found the beltway to have the worst, and angriest, drivers. A disproportionately high number of them have moonbatty stickers or other stooooooooooooooooopid identifyers.

  7. 57
    LC Ogrrre says:

    In regards to Radical Redneck’s comment @ 53:
    The whiney comments agreeing with Olbermann are freaking hilarious! That one kid: I’m 5 years old, and I’m hungry! Of course, that wasn’t a 5 year old kid that typed it, but probably his STD infested mother. Anyway, I left a comment that ought to cause the commielib commenters to start foaming at the mouth. :em99:

  8. 58

    Ranger:

    Yes, I do own this site. I’m not here 24/7 to mediate when people get annoyed and pick fights, though, and I don’t particularly appreciate having to do so in the middle of the fucking night when I come home and think that I am about to go to bed. Still, when accusations of random acts of banning are flung around, I pretty much have to, so I did. That is to say, I read the whole entire bloody log of the incident in the Bark that you’re talking about. Another twenty minutes I’ll never have back, but I digress.

    Nobody was “banned.” Banned means “cheerio, you no longer have access to the site, indefinitely.” It requires quite a bit of effort on the part of the bannee, by the way, as I’m sure anybody who’s been around for a while can attest to.

    What happened to you on the Bark was a temporary time out of a few minutes duration because Deej (and BC, and a few others, not to mention the rest who most likely felt the same way but didn’t want to be part of the fight) got tired of the disruption from the same insult repeated ad nauseam. At least that’s how I read it from the twenty, thirty or more requests for a change of subject which were utterly ignored prior to the time out which lasted all of, my estimate, two to five minutes.

    It wasn’t for “insulting Deej”, near as I can tell. If people were to be banned from around here for insulting anybody there’d be nobody left, including Management who’d have to ban themselves for insulting each other, after a month or so.

    It was for repeating the same insult over and over and over again while other people on the Bark were desperately trying to talk about something else as well, a wish that you obviously chose to ignore. I’m sure that everybody got the point after the fifteenth iteration of “I hate you Deej, you flaming liberal homo” or words to that effect. Nothing “bannable” about that, I’ve been insulted worse here without even raising a brow, but the Bark is meant to be a place where everybody can hang out and be insulting/goofy/drunk/bored/happy/angry/offensive or any combination of the above. So when somebody utterly monopolizes the channel AND insists on ignoring any and all requests for a change of subject it is bound to cause some resentment. And maybe a short time out if all else fails.

    It wasn’t because it was you, it wasn’t because the object of your derision was Deej, it wasn’t personal at all. If it makes you feel any better, I can truthfully tell you that if B.C. had turned up and gone on like that, I would have sent him to time out for a few. He’d have done the same to me, or at least I should hope so.

    Remember our own one-note pony, Caspian as he was known at the time? No matter what, no matter how many times he was asked to cut it out, no matter what the subject of the thread, everything had to be a discussion about the merits of gay marriage and absolutely nobody could get a word in edgewise to the point where you had to ignore half the comments on any given thread (mainly his) in order to find out what the discussion was really all about.

    I finally bumped his arse. NOT because he was insulting to my faith, NOT because he made incessant crude references and hyperbolic rants about Christianists and homophobes wanting to kill all the gays, but because nobody ELSE had a chance to enjoy the comment threads he infested AND because he never, EVER respected a request along the lines of “OK, we get your point, now change the subject.”

    And when he came back not too many months ago, nobody kicked him out again because he didn’t do that anymore. No “lifetime ban”, no “indefinite grudges”, just a hint to cut it out and come back when he’d calmed down a bit. Which he did. He was out for years, which is a damn sight more than a few minutes and it WAS a real ban.

    So that’s that. Listen, Ranger, we all have bad days, we all have moments when we’re pissed off beyond belief and thus explode all over the place, I know I have. That’s when, if I’m lucky, somebody points out to me that “hey, Mish, maybe you should take a deep breath because you’re really not doing anybody any good right now” and, hopefully, I take heed. People have done this to me in the past and then, once I’ve taken that deep breath, it’s water under the bridge. Well, with a bit of red ears on my part. Ever been out on the town and had one of your buddies pull you aside because you went a bit overboard? I have. Never meant that I was forever excluded from the gang, it just meant “hey, take a breather buddy.”

    If you think that’s the same as this site going liberal and you decide that you’re never coming back, then you’re A) wrong and B) banning yourself, because nobody here has dropped the hammer on you. That’s your choice. I don’t want to see you go, but I also don’t want to see the Bark, which was supposed to be a spot of fun and socializing for everyone, become a place where it’s all about who can shout the loudest.

    Thatisall. Now have a beer, dammit, it’s not going to drink itself.

  9. 59
    Light29ID says:

    In regards to LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion’s comment @ :

    The Peoples Socialist Republic of Arlington

  10. 60
    Light29ID says:

    In regards to Emperor Misha I’s comment @ :

    Did I miss something or do I need to start drinking heavily again?

  11. 61
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    Light29ID sez:

    Did I miss something or do I need to start drinking heavily again?

    Again???? When did you stop? I cant tell any difference.. :em01:

  12. 62
    Light29ID says:

    In regards to LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion’s comment @ :

    Well, with Herr Obamas fucking with the economy I’ve had to cutback.

    Hell, PBR is now 7.99 for a 12 now.

  13. 63
    Light29ID says:

    This what mental illness looks like, via Kaysinsane:

    Obviously the right wing neocons didn’t pay attention to the media reports of the Maine election yesterday, because if you did, you would have seen wild excitement on the side of NO On 1 and hardly anyone at the Yes On 1 campaigns. Why? Because just like when Obama was running for the presidency, ABSENTEE BALLOTS SET RECORDS (they did yesterday too), TURNOUT WAS HIGH (yesterday set an all-time record for an off-year election ever…60% turnout!), and ALL OF THE EXCITEMENT WAS ON THE WINNING SIDE.

    But yet….

    All day yesterday exit polling showed the NO On 1 (to keep Maine’s same sex marriage law in place) campaign with a huge lead. The Yes on 1 people basically called it quits and left their headquarters. Then……it completely flipped. Geee……………..now why is that? BECAUSE THE OVERLY RELIGIOUS PANICKED AND DECIDED TO CALL IN THEIR TOWN’S TOTALS USING THE “NO ON 1?S” RESULTS AS THE “YES ON 1?S” RESULTS!

    This has to be the reason. There is no other reason.

    There will be no recount and I don’t care if there is one or not, because I want to be on record saying I believe the “good christians” are evil!

    Mainers will continue to fight against the Hating Conservatives until we win this one. Until then, NO ONE TRUSTS YOU AT ALL!

  14. 64
    Light29ID says:

    Radical Redneck sez:

    Light, I LOVE it!
    I’ve always found the beltway to have the worst, and angriest, drivers. A disproportionately high number of them have moonbatty stickers or other stooooooooooooooooopid identifyers.

    Angriest? With the traffic that we have I’m amazed that we don’t have running gun battles on 270 and 95 every morning. When I was stationed in San Diego we had two maniacs shoot at each other driving down I-5 South. One had a .357 and the other a Browning 9mm.

    The CHP found over 50 spent shell casings in each vehicle

  15. 65
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    That POS Cliff is a fuck nugget of the highest magnitude. He lies about his Mil exp. at one point claiming he was a EOD Officer during Desert Storm where he was wounded, thing is he cant verify the EOD unit nor where he was at the time of the injury, nor the date. The reality is that he was probably some shitty mess hall NCO who got riffed by the Clintons and then tried to get disability from the VA and was denied which is why he is so pissed at “America” in general. If you ever want to get under his skin …. just tell him he’s Cliffy the REMF Pogue….. mess hall specialist reject. He loses all semblance of composure when reminded of his true colors.

  16. 66

    I HATE that Hugh Hefner hasn’t invited Rad and BC to be guest editors for the Thanksgiving Special.. :em95:

  17. 67
    Radical Redneck says:

    In regards to LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion’s comment @ :

    If you ever want to get under his skin …. just tell him he’s Cliffy the REMF Pogue….. mess hall specialist reject. He loses all semblance of composure when reminded of his true colors.

    Troy, I do; often! 😈

  18. 68
    LC Xystus says:

    I was buying groceries Tuesday in Wal*Mart™ & eventually noticed that the store’s sound system was periodically playing a corny organ snippet of “Deck the Halls.” Christmas music is fine in moderation–& during its proper season–which even in its hypertrophied US version used to begin no earlier than Thanksgiving. It does not belong on Election Day. :em38: Bah hatin’ humbug! :em12:

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