“President Pantywaist?”

Since we just got done insulting our British cousins, we think it only fair to present to you evidence of Brits who still have their heads screwed on right:

Barack Obama: President Pantywaist restores the satellite states to their former owner

Barack Obama’s chances of re-election in three and a half years’ time may be evaporating at unprecedented speed, but his presidential ambitions could still be realised in another direction. He would be a shoo-in to win the next Russian presidential election, so high is his popularity now running in the land of the bear and the knout. Obama has done more to restore Russia’s hegemonial potential in Eastern and Central Europe than even Vladimir Putin.

Ouch!

And oh so very true. Of course, it must be said that Il Douche is only doing what the Leftwing Media have been endlessly praising him for, which is emulating FDR. Now Il Douche, too, can brag about having sold out Eastern Europe to Russia.

Before anybody starts sneering “who cares about those Euroweenies? They’ve stabbed us in the back before!” we’d like to point out that these aren’t the Euroweenie droids you’re looking for. The Eastern European nations, once they got out from under the Soviet yoke, have been some of our most steadfast and loyal allies, particularly in the Long War.

And this is how we thank them. Thanks, Fiddy2ers. Through your idiocy, we finally have a concrete answer to the burning question “why do they hate us?”

Thatisall.

23 comments

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    LOBO says:

    Thanks asshole’s. Some of my family left the Baltic States, just before the commies crushed them under the heel of Communism. My grandmother on my dad’s side was born in Lithuania, her family fled the commie hordes, and came here to be free. And you fucking cumstains, offer them back to the hell that they lived under. To quote “If you touch me, I’ll rip you a part. I’ll reach in, and take a bite out of that piece of shit you call a heart.” Slipknot “My Plague”

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    LC hilljohnny says:

    nancy p is pushing for a rules change in the house to eliminate the remaining influence republicans have on legislation.

    Barack Obama’s chances of re-election in three and a half years’ time may be evaporating

    it just occurred to me the next presidential election is in 2012. in may not matter. :em02:
    Mr. Obama may be the reason for the “end of the world as we know it”

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    DaToad says:

    Yep, this turd bucket has thrown the Baltic States, the Balkans and the rest of eastern Europe back to the Russians. Even Mr. Peanut can’t boast of foreign relations fuck-ups of such catastrophic proportions. Once the Bear starts feeding, how long before Georgia is totally re-annexed – for it’s own good, of course? Georgia will be the first to go, and then Ukrain and Belarus. Russia will gobble up as much as it can in the next three years. They have always coveted those Baltic and Black Sea ports.

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    Hilljohnny,

    That article about Speakerzilla Pelosi was written in January of 2009. Are you aware of anything more recent?

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    I thought Plugs was the foreign affairs expert. Did Bonzo even consult with his veep, or is this all of his own doing?

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    I only pray that the friends we have in the Baltic know something about how our system works, and can hang on until we can fix this stupid shit. And know that we will. Anybody here who knows anybody there send them an email telling them we’re working on it!
    For fucks sake, Americans don’t want the shit being foist upon us. We will get this fixed, and we will be back on their side soon!

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    In regards to LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun’s comment @ 5: We know that he is but a cankerous pudendum needing removal.

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    LC hilljohnny says:

    In regards to LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun’s comment @ :4
    😳
    my bad, i didn’t check the date on the article, thought it was recent.

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    SeniorD says:

    Since President Empty-Suit Puppet has thrown his own Grandmother under his Perpetual Campaign Bus®, why not toss Israel, Poland, Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia, the United States, Britain, France, Italy and virtually the entire Western Civilization under the same bus? After all, his campaign for Leader of the Whole Damn Globe®, began no more than 1 second after his Puppetmaster won him the White House prize ring.

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    The Eastern European nations, once they got out from under the Soviet yoke, have been some of our most steadfast and loyal allies, particularly in the Long War.

    May I also point out that some of them have really liberal gun laws ?

    Always a good sign for a healthy democracy if citizens are allowed to own guns and use them in self-defense.

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    americanexpat says:

    President Zero is too busy butt-snorkeling his pals Hugo and Volodya (and trying to on Ahmadinnerplate, but he’s playing coy) to even give the U.S.’ real allies–old and new–the time of day. We’re starting to pay the price for that now. It’ll get a lot worse before it gets better, count on it.

    Panzermann, I liked those gun laws in the Czech Republic. Hmm, sensible gun laws, a serious commitment to Western ideals, great beer, near my family’s ancestral turf in Poland…how are the taxes and real estate prices around Prague and its environs these days? I’m looking for a place to retire, and while I don’t think Central Europe would suit me in the winter, summers there might be nice. Just a thought…

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    JakeTheSnake says:

    Oba-mao can’t be bothered with all this right now……traveling to Copenhagen this week to bring some Chicagoland to the Olympic Committee is the most important thing this nation should be focused on at the moment….mmmm mmmmm mmm

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    Haverwilde says:

    Since we just got done insulting our British cousins,

    Off topic, but Rachel Lucas has been awfully quiet for weeks now while she is in Britain. I hope all is well with her. I really miss her wit and wisdom.

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    No worries, Obama is giving Israel back to the filthy Palestinians next.

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    LC Wes, Imperial Mohel says:

    LC Wyatt Earp sez:

    No worries, Obama is giving Israel back to the filthy Palestinians next.

    Unless he shops the Jews to Iran and Syria, instead. Which will happen just as soon as Teheran gets nuclear weapons to go along with everything else they and Damascus have aimed at Israel…and meanwhile Obama’s so-called “advisors,” like that odious toad Zbigniew Brezinski, are telling him that we should actually shoot down Israeli airstrikes on Iranian nuclear centers should Israel have the balls to do what Obama doesn’t.

    Personally, I feel like punching the next fool who says “Never Again” in the context of the Holocaust in my presence. Because the way our political leaders, particularly the treacherous and feckless Democrats, are playing around with the issue of Iranian nukes is guaranteeing that another Holocaust is just right around the corner.

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    LC Thresher says:

    If one wanted to form an American Volunteer Brigade, to aid in the defense of the Baltic States, how would one go about doing that?

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    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    If one wanted to form an American Volunteer Brigade, to aid in the defense of the Baltic States, how would one go about doing that?

    I would suggest writing letters to the Joint Chiefs asking for some DC redecorating.

    :em96: :em96: :em96: :em96: :em96:

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    Yeah, it’s pretty bad when a fwenchman out-cowboys an American (maybe) president. Can we trade Ear Leader for Sarkozy? Or even just Sarkozy’s wife? Even she’s got more balls then Odumbo.

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    LC Spare Parts says:

    Recall that Obama spoke of “those with skin in the game” getting primary consideration on anything. His game is urban machine politics and Poles, Czechs, et.al. don’t vote for him in Chicago or anywhere else. And I fear our soldiers in Asia will have to face the same circumstances in Kabul that McArthur did on Corregidor.

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    americanexpat

    While I have no specific knowledge about it, only a broad macro-economic take, I would say that Real Estate prices in the Czech Republic should not be overpriced now. I would see some further downward pressure in the short to medium term due to the ongoing debt crisis and since a lot of mortgages in the area were denominated in Swiss Francs which seemed like a good idea at the time, but now comes back to bite people in the behind.

    Definitely worth a careful look.

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    SeniorD says:

    And I fear our soldiers in Asia will have to face the same circumstances in Kabul that McArthur did on Corregidor.

    Actually, the Philipines Invasion is a direct result of incredibly poor training, obsolescent weapons, and a Colonial atmosphere fostered by Americans. The pitiful Army Air Force efforts to stop Japanese attacks were heroic, but of little help. What Naval Forces were available were either sunk or pulled out by Washington (Nimitz had yet to fully settle into CINCPAC) MacArthur knew he wouldn’t get any support from the US and was simply playing a waiting game. His escape from Corregidor via PT boat (when will we bring those hulls back to teach Somali pirates it’s not nice to fool the US Navy?) came only in response from a direct order from the Marxist Saint Franklin the Roosevelt.

    In contrast, our Armed Forces are nowhere near the luxurious life style (golf, polo, little soirées, etc.) common in the pre-WWII Philipines. They certainly don’t have wives or families present, the local PX doesn’t carry liquor by the case and uniforms come in one color.

    In short, Kabul ain’t no Manilla and the options available to our Armed Forces are literally generations ahead of what happened at Corregidor.

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