Nothing See Here, Folks. Keep Moving Along…

While President Odumbo continues his Glow Bull Worming Propaganda Tour™ and expresses his “SHOCK & CONSTERNATION!™” that the Iranians have been working on making nukes, the Lamestream Midiots™ continue to pretty much relegate this story to the back pages and/or 15-second soundbites, before going to commercial.

A 19-year-old Jordanian citizen was arrested Thursday in a dramatic FBI sting operation after he parked a vehicle laden with government-supplied fake explosives at an iconic downtown Dallas skyscraper and attempted to detonate it, authorities said.

At least some of the FBI agents are still working their asses off to keep the U.S. safe from Jihadists who are determined to kill us, even though the Dhimmis in Congress and the White House are trying their damnedest to make your jobs difficult, if not impossible to do. Great job, guys and gals. Your good work is appreciated.

An undercover FBI agent monitoring an online extremist Web site discovered Hosam Maher Husein Smadi espousing jihad against the U.S. more than six months ago.

And leave it up to the Lamestream Midiots™ to reveal our intelligence sources, YET AGAIN. Great job, assnuggets.

As more undercover Arabic-speaking agents engaged him, Smadi, living illegally in the U.S. in the small town of Italy, about 45 miles south of Dallas, pledged allegiance to Osama bin Laden and expressed a desire to kill Americans, authorities said.

Borders? What is this thing you call “borders”?

In conversations with agents posing as members of an al-Qaeda sleeper cell, Smadi said he came to the U.S. to wage jihad, or holy war. He told agents he wanted to target military recruitment centers, but eventually settled on financial institutions.

“I want to destroy … targets … everything that helps America on its war on Arabs will be targeted,” he told undercover agents in May.

The sting culminated in Thursday’s arrest after Smadi parked a 2001 Ford Explorer Sport Trac, supplied by the FBI, in the underground parking garage of Fountain Place, a 60-story, emerald-green glass office tower in the 1400 block of Ross Avenue at North Field Street that is home to many businesses, including a Wells Fargo Home Mortgage office.

Inside the SUV was a fake bomb, designed to appear similar to one used by Timothy McVeigh in the 1995 Oklahoma City bombing. Authorities say Smadi thought he could detonate it with a cellphone. After parking the vehicle, he got into another vehicle with one of the agents, and they drove several blocks away.

An agent offered Smadi earplugs, but he declined, “indicating that he wanted to hear the blast,” authorities said. He then dialed the phone, thinking it would trigger the bomb, authorities said. Instead, the agents took him into custody.

You’d say that that’s a pretty cut and dried indictment of the young goat-molesting camel-fellator, no?

Not so fast, says The Lil’ Jihadi Who Couldn’t’s daddy.

The father of a 19-year-old Jordanian held in United States on charges of plotting to bomb a Dallas downtown skyscraper claims his son wasn’t involved in the plot.

Maher Hussein Smadi, from the northern Jordanian city of Ajloun, says the case against his son has been “completely fabricated.”

He said Friday that the family “never condoned terrorism.”

Uh-huh. And that was really just a very loud “boom box” that your son thought he was leaving in the parking garage, planning on serenading the occupants of the building with a little Kanye West “music”, right?

We’ll be sending your loving son home to you— hopefully in a pine box.



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    The father of a 19-year-old Jordanian held in United States on charges of plotting to bomb a Dallas downtown skyscraper claims his son wasn’t involved in the plot.

    Thats really no different than the neighbors of Jeffery Dahmer claiming he was such a nice quiet boy. Idiots all.

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    bruce says:

    he is just an illegal alien doing the jobs that americans won’t, just ask red nancy she will tell you.

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    DaToad says:

    So how did the goat felcher get into the US to begin with? If he came in on a visa and just stayed, without a green card, work visa, and SSN, how was he able to get a job? Where were crappy Nappy’s DHS agents that should have been tracking him down? Oh, stupid me, :em98: they were all busy shadowing veterans, tea party protesters, and other would-be domestic terrorists.

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    LC Trooper THX1138, Imperial Gadget Geek says:

    Well, yeah. After all, we’re the current threats to national Democrat job security. Can’t let that stand, after all.

    Course, when the zombie war comes, they’ll be screaming for us , “Oh, save us mr. right winger!”

    “Thank you for participating in our drill. If this had been an actual emergency, you would have been eaten. Because you’re stupid.” — Jay, Men in Black II

    “The world will look up and shout ‘Save us!’, and I’ll whisper back, ‘No.'” — Rorschach, Watchmen

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    These are just the stupid ones. The intelligent one’s won’t be so easily spotted and nabbed.

    Consider bounties on illegals instead of illegals enjoying our bounty.

    Fund the campaign with confiscated ill-gotten assets.

    Everything to gain, nuthin’ to lose but the problem.

    Put Americans to work for America.

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    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    We’ll be sending your loving son home to you— hopefully in a pine box.

    That should be “hopefully in several used plastic Walmart bags.”

    Pine can be put to a useful purpose.

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    Ranger 6, the pine box can be lit just before it’s shoved out the back ramp of the C-17 at 25,000 feet. It’ll stay lit longer and make a much cooler smoke trail on the way down.

    :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

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    All that I can add to that BC, is that he be repatriated WITH his personal chemistry set.
    The best smoke trails have a boom at the bottom. :em96

    Thanks for thinking green Ranger, I like to tell the tree huggin’ :chicks “Respect the Wood”.

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    anonymous hourly worker says:

    He loved techno music, had earrings in both ears, and he was often seen wearing a belt buckle decorated with rhinestones that formed a gun. Rogers said he looked just like “your average American rock star.”

    Funny how as soon as the ragheads get here, they adopt American style dress and habits. It’s almost as if they can’t wait to stop acting like a camel jockey. I wonder how long he would last in Jordan in those clothes with pierced ears.

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    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    anonymous hourly worker sez:

    Funny how as soon as the ragheads get here, they adopt American style dress and habits. It’s almost as if they can’t wait to stop acting like a camel jockey.

    Too bad they are too fucked up in the head to adopt real American values, such as individualism and love of liberty.

    If Christianity is “opium of the people”, Islam is meth!

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    Dick says:

    Hell BC, I’m just happy that Dallas finally made those worthless fucksticks list of things to do.

    We’ve been feelin’ awfully left out here in Dallas, but now we’re kinda’ pissed off about the whole thing. I mean, seriously; five million rednecks with pickup trucks, shotguns, and a penchant for showing Jahadis the pleasures of painful anal sex, and all they send is a 3rd string, mentally tarded sackboy? The one that Albertson’s wouldn’t hire?
    Assholes. See if they make our Christmas Card list again.

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    LC Ogrrre says:

    Aw, c’mon guys. He was a good kid. He just got caught up in the wrong crowd, just like our home grown goblins…and he deserves the same fate: a 9 mm cure for his stupidity.

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    LC hilljohnny says:

    LC Ogrrre sez:

    He just got caught up in the wrong crowd,

    you mean the FBI Ogrrre? back in the ’60’s and ’70’s they would at least find 3 or 4 idiots to goad into a “secret cell” and egg them on until they were ready to do something stupid. that way when they busted the “Weather Underground Terrorists” they didn’t have more undercover agents than conspirators in the group.

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    nfunkky says:

    Who paid this Fuckwits way to US, follow the Damn money and eliminate it’s source in a very public manner!!!!

    If splodey things are what they want to send us, how about we return the favor but with real ones instead!

    The time for calm and reason are in the future, Religions don’t mellow out until the top clerics have spent hundreds of years trying to kill each other. (See Catholic church history for an example)

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