Do They Get Cute Little Armbands Too?

Now that Baldur von Schirach Il Douche is all set to speak to pre-K through 6th grade one week from now. “Get ’em while they’re young, as Baldur used to say. Today’s malleable little mind is tomorrow’s member of the Volkssturm.

A few highlights from the teaching materials being sent out in advance of this youth indoctrination effort (because if you think for a second that Il Douche isn’t going to use this to propagandize, then we’ve got a nice bridge in Brooklyn that we’d love to sell you.):

Teachers can build background knowledge about the President of the United States and his speech by reading books about presidents and Barack Obama

Helpful suggestions: “Rules for Radicals”, “Das Kapital” and “Mein Kampf”, just for starters.

Why is it important that we listen to the President and other elected officials, like the mayor, senators, members of congress, or the governor? Why is what they say important?

Why indeed? Why is anything they, bipedal beings who also need to shit about once a day and put their pants on one leg at a time just like everybody else, say more important than anything anybody else says? What a great opportunity to teach the young’uns that the importance of an idea, a message, is based solely on the merits of the idea itself. It matters not one little whit who the messenger is. Well, one might do well to emphasize to the kids that there’s an exception to this rule: It’s called “parents.” Anything they say is of utmost importance and must be obeyed to the letter immediately without exception, but we digress.

What is the President trying to tell me?

Given his usual eloquence, that one might be difficult to answer unless he brought TOTUS with him.

What is the President asking me to do?

Snitch on my parents? Join the Obama Jugend?

What new ideas and actions is the President challenging me to think about?

Unless those “ideas” and “actions” lie in the territory of Geography, History, Algebra and Reading and Writing as well as “doing your damned homework”, he’d do well to shut the fuck up wasting valuable time and the teachers, as far as the Heirs are concerned, would do exceedingly well to turn the TV off if he starts off on that. Or the consequences could be — ugly.

Students could discuss their responses to the following questions:

What do you think the President wants us to do?
Does the speech make you want to do anything?
Are we able to do what President Obama is asking of us?

And this is where the wheels went off the bus. People, parents, if that does not creep you out, then we seriously doubt that we can ever find anything that will because that, dear friends, is pulled straight out of history books and I’m seeing newsreels in black and white rolling before my mind’s eye right now.

Oh yes. “What does Der Führer want me to do?” “How can I help our glorious Leader, Germany’s the United States’ salvation?”

Jugears and his fascist administration needs to start toning the 30s shit down, and they need to start right about fucking now.

Or else.

And we mean it.



  1. 51
    LC Draco says:

    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different…. sez:

    In regards to LC Draco’s comment @ 46:
    Of course I remember, Draco, and said so at Comment #25
    Just how many martinis have you had???

    None…it must be the Vicoden, I know….uncharacteristic of me. :em02:

  2. 52
    LC Old Dog says:

    After two phone calls all six of my grandkids are going to have”Flu-Like Symptoms” on 8 Sept. I mean they all spent the weekend at Grandma’s place, how unusual is that.

    My Daughter (who is a Teacher) plans to call in sick with the same symptoms! :em99:

  3. 53
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    Heh… I went through this in my childhood, while attending a Soviet elementary school. My closest friend and I used to love laughing at the propaganda nonsense. We actually used to look forward to such days, because they were sources of endless hilarity and entertainment. We’d crack jokes, make fun of communism and communists and just generally misbehave.

  4. 54
    Lizard says:

    LC Guy S sez:

    “It should also be noted. Many schools have “rules” in place about videos and or filming while in school. If you are going to do that, it had better be a hidden camera/recording device.”

    Along with the above make sure you have notified the school in advance that you will be accompanying your child to school on that day. Many schools have made “rules” about you notifying the principal and teacher prior to observing what is happening in your child’s school environment.

    Personally I have issues about this and when I was a teacher and school administrator had an open door policy because I had nothing to hide.

  5. 55
    Sinon says:

    My daughter has come down with Obamacitus and can’t make it to class this Tuesday.

  6. 56
    Cannon Fodder says:

    Everyone is turning out in serious numbers to oppose the DeadiCare Bill, why not do the same and storm the Bored of Edjumikation Offices?

    People need to get together and go to their local skool distrikt offices and say “NO INDOCTRINATION FOR MY KIDS!” Tell them in no uncertain terms that Obamalamadingdong has no place in the skool!

  7. 57
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:


    White House Withdraws Call for Students to ‘Help’ Obama

    Presidential aides acknowledged the White House helped the U.S. Education Department craft the proposal, which immediately was met by fierce criticism from Republicans and conservative organizations who accused Obama of trying to politicize the education system.


  8. 58
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    In regards to LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different….’s comment @ 57 :

    Nice!! Because Ofuckbag WAS trying to politicize the education systems, Soviet-style. Nice to see than not everyone has yet offered up their ass for a ceremonial fucking by Teh Won (pigs piss upon him).

    Notice how all these rotten commie trial balloons are getting popped with increased frequency?

  9. 59
    YGBSM says:

    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different…. sez:

    White House Withdraws Call for Students to ‘Help’ Obama

    Yes, the White house has nixed the recommendation that students write “letters to themselves about what they can do to help the president” White house aides say this was an “honest misunderstanding” and spokesman Tommy Vietor said “we’re clarifying that language”

    It was “clarified” to where it now reads “Write letters to themselves about how they can achieve their short-term and long-term education goals. These would be collected and redistributed at an appropriate later date by the teacher to make students accountable to their goals.”

    Dear Mr. Spokesman Vietor, Given that “clarify” means only to free from confusion or make more understandable, what you guys have done is, faced with mounting criticism, completely changed the recommendation. There ya go – just be honest and I’ll respect you more.

    What do these niwits do when ordering at a restaurant? “I’ll have fish. Oh, I should clarify that. I’ll have the spaghetti”.

    Hey! It reminds me of a joke. A man comes to work with a black eye. ‘What happened to you?’ asks a co-worker. “My wife socked me this morning, and just because I made a Freudian Slip”. “Oh, I’ve heard of those” says the co-worker, “I believe it’s defined as a verbal mistake that reveals repressed belief or thought. They’re usually little things like ‘that sweater tits you nice’..hahaha”.
    “Exactly” says the man. “and here we were, my wife and I, sitting at the breakfast table. I look at her to say, ‘My darling, you look lovely’ and just because it came out as ‘You miserable rotten whore – you’ve ruined my whole life!’, she goes off and punches me!”

  10. 60
    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different.... says:

    In regards to YGBSM’s comment @ 60:

    I heard the joke told a bit differently:

    A man is purchasing train tickets, and he is transfixed by the beautiful woman at the window. Flustered, he says, “I would like two pickets to Tittsburg.”

    Embarrassed, he corrects himself, and after collecting his tickets, he goes to wait by the terminal. A gentleman notices he is flushed red, and inquires on his health.

    “Oh, yes, I’m fine,” the man replied. “Just embarrassed by what I said at the ticket window,” and he proceeds to explain.

    “Oh, that happens to everyone!” the gentleman said. “Really?” the man asks.

    “Why sure! Just this morning I turned to my wife to ask her to pass the butter, and what came out was,



    You do make a very good point….regardless how they change the wording, it’s still propaganda aimed at our young. My kids will not be participating.

  11. 61
    YGBSM says:

    Either way the joke is told, the husband needed to buy truckload of flowers.

    LC Aggie Sith, a goddess, only different…. sez:

    ….regardless how they change the wording, it’s still propaganda aimed at our young. My kids will not be participating.

    Nor mine. The Speech is on a Tuesday; that’s the day my kids are chained to the workbench using blowtorches and buzzsaws to help pay their part of the mortgage. (A tip: Coffee and cigs keep them alert and productive!) Lemme see…..Wednesday is for their tree chopping and sawing. Today finds them working the fields around the family manse under the tutelage of Boss “Bullwhip” Shanks, the horse riding overseer.

    Always best to instill a proud work ethic in them before the age of five – that’s my motto ! Whoopsy-daisy, I hear screaming out in the fields – guess ol’ Bullwhip found himself a slacker! Chuckle

  12. 62
    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:


    Just got a return call from my daughter’s school principal informing me that our district has decided not to show the speech. Seems that they got a couple thousand angry phone calls from parents.

    I really believe we are beginning to act.

    odumbo isn’t going to make it through a complete term.

    :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01: :em01:

  13. 63

    Apparently, my daughter’s school has made viewing optional. They have received scads of email about it. She does not teach that subject, and they are showing it at lunchtime, so she’s not involved in it. She DID say that if he keeps it neutral, that’s okay, but that if he uses it to push his agenda, it’s not.

    She was not aware of the lesson plans that were to accompany said indoctrination.

    I will truly clarify: she does not teach the subject (probably social studies) which is at the time the speech will be broadcast. She teaches remedial reading.

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