A Stupid Joke

No, not the Bambi Administration, although that would be appropriate also, sumthin’ else.

Is Michael Jackson Still Alive?

That should be about all the news coverage really needed, but no we get wall to wall coverage, to include the Mooselimb world’s mourning him too. The joke is the media.

The only thing the MSM hasn’t covered is how the Iranian’s being gunned down on the streets of Tehran are coping with the death of Michael Jackson. Neda was unavailable for comment.

40 comments

  1. 1

    They are covering MJ’s death 24/7 to avoid stories like:

    USA Today Skips ‘Largest Tax Increase in History’ for Jackson Coverage

    Consumer confidence suffers steep fall…

    State-Run Media: Sotomayor’s Awful Supreme Court Record Is a “Distraction”

    ACORN Demands More Mortgage Cash

    and now this…

    John Stossel’s ABC Health Care Special Pulled in Favor of Even More (Guess Who?)

    Man nowadays I’m just so pissed every fucken day because every time I see the Magic Negros fucken face I want to punch a TV set. Democrats are now filibuster proof so they will fuck us even more. I know I need to stop reading this shit but I’m also like we can’t let our guard down because liberals are counting on folks saying just screw it and do whatever.

    Damn I need a drink!

  2. 2
    Elephant Man says:

    At this point, I think this says it best…….

    Jack Nicholson on Michael Jackson

  3. 3
    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    Revs. Sharpton, Jackson Jockey for Memorial Spotlight

    and it goes on…..

    “They don’t seem to work together, they just always seem to be in the same place,” said Reed Dickens, founder of Outside Eyes, a California-based communications and crisis-management firm.

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    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    and speaking of stupid jokes:

    Biden to Oversee Political Reconciliation in Iraq

    The Mother of All Gaffe Makers is going to do such a sensitive thing? Boy could he really fuck things up.

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    LC PrimEviL says:

    *Yawn* Somehow Wako Jaco’s passing just can’t get the ‘ol give-a-fuck-ometer to budge.
    The ensuing diversionary media–circus over it, on the other hand, is just plain disgusting. Bleat, bleat;
    blat, blat; yadda-yadda-yadda. Shut up already, ya bunch of blathering stooges.

  6. 6
    LC Anniee451 says:

    I don’t have tv for the time being and don’t watch news or stuff anyway, but if John Stossel’s special on health care was pulled, that’s very bad indeed. Considering they have only aired one side of the debate (despite bad ratings.)

    What’s the point? We’re a dictatorship now; there’s not a fucking thing we can do. And we’re getting him for life, too – you think in 8 years there’ll be a change of guard? Hah! This is it, this is your life now.

    I’m going to the tea party but my hope is gone already.

  7. 7
    expatchris says:

    You would almost believe the democrats bumped him off to smokescreen the media, worked well eh?

  8. 8
    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    Holy Crap Expatchris, if you read the details about the last years of MJ, you know the Nation of Islam took over his security, a son in law of Farakhaan was named his manager, his nanny had ties to Nation of Islam, and his doctor was appointed by the promotion company a few weeks before his death…

    And knowing Jugears, holy shit, that’s completely plausible.

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    LC Old Dog says:

    Waiter, I am still waiting for that #5 order of “I could Give a Shit!”

  11. 11
    Wreckerboy says:

    LC Old Dog sez:

    Waiter, I am still waiting for that #5 order of “I could Give a Shit!”

    The waiter and cooks are all hugging each other cryin. But on the bright side they left the bar wide open !!!!

  12. 12
    Cannon Fodder says:

    I heard that Michael actually died from food poisoning.

    Apparently he ate some nine year old nuts!

  13. 13
    Wreckerboy says:

    I have added videos on my FB account. On the Iranian shit. So I’ll give them here iffin you don’t want to follow link go on Youtube and type in RATM, IRAN, ET AL. I got these two.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_cjq9MEK16lh
    and http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbEwJDEJC8c .Think that in 10/12 that this is what we have to deal with. Comining to a voter stand near you. As the asshat thinks that he is Capone V.2.0.

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    LC Xystus says:

    What’s the point? We’re a dictatorship now; there’s not a fucking thing we can do. And we’re getting him for life, too – you think in 8 years there’ll be a change of guard? Hah! This is it, this is your life now.

    I’m going to the tea party but my hope is gone already.

    It ain’t my life. O’ Baal could run again if he lost in ’12; otherwise that would require a constitutional amendment/repeal which would need enough state legislatures to ratify it. Failing that–not even NARCOitus could save Narcissus! Recall how Julius Caesar finally got himself made dictator for life–& then some senators made sure that didn’t last too long. O’ Baal’s maybe just a front man & not necessarily our real target; the Left would probably prefer a replacement for him eventually anyway. We in the true opposition have the luxury of making secret contingency plans regardless [insert evil laugh here] with plenty of time to drink about it. When the future arrives, it may already be the one we want.

    Who dares wins.

  15. 15
    lc purple raider says:

    Private Health Care In Canada? Who woulda thunk it

    Sorry for OT but… this was too good to pass up.

  16. 16
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    lc purple raider sez:

    Private Health Care In Canada? Who woulda thunk it
    Sorry for OT but… this was too good to pass up.

    Same thing happened in the USSR. These private clinics were at first pretty much “underground”, but the quality of care was still much better than the socialized. Once Perestroika hit, these clinics became legal. Even now, because of competition and flexibility, the costs to the patients are pretty low. Capitalism wins, every time. The less regulation, the better. Example from own life: my Mom had some phenomenal dental work done in St. Petersburg, Russia, last month. It is guaranteed for life. Here, it would have cost about 10 grand. There… 3 grand cash, if that. This was a fully commercial clinic, no socialized anything.

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    Cannon Fodder sez:

    I heard that Michael actually died from food poisoning.
    Apparently he ate some nine year old nuts!

    Too many 8-year old wieners…

    In other news, the pedophilic freak is still dead.

  18. 18
    Eyas says:

    I’ve said it a thousand times; here’s 1001:

    Obama is not the enemy. Nor are the Democrats in Congress.

    The Media is the enemy. Right now, they’re the only enemy that matters.

    They control Public Sentiment.

    With public sentiment, nothing can fail. Without it, nothing can succeed.
    — Abraham Lincoln

    Without the media (more specifically, with a hostile media) Obama and the Democrats would lose much of their power, and their ability to pass things like Cap & Trade.

    No more Tea Parties at Statehouses, or parks, or parking lots, or courthouse steps — protest & demonstrate outside of media buildings. (or, how ’bout the homes of reporters, “journalists”, or editors)

  19. 19
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Hell, I heard that MJ’s heart attack was the result of his panicking when he had diarrhea, and he thought he was melting!!

  20. 20
    1oldleg says:

    I’m outraged!

    No I’m not, but it sounded good. Where has NAMBLA been during all this? Didn’t the dead scarecrow pay dues last year?

    I just watched 3 minutes of news, and not one word about the dead scarecrow! I’m just fuckin’ shocked, I tell ya! Just fuckin’ shocked. Whoops, there they go again.

    BTW Francisco Franco is still dead, too. And I’m not even Chevy Chase!

  21. 21

    LC Xystus sez:

    Recall how Julius Caesar finally got himself made dictator for life–& then some senators made sure that didn’t last too long. O’ Baal’s maybe just a front man & not necessarily our real target; the Left would probably prefer a replacement for him eventually anyway.

    Kinda what I’ve been thinking. I’m thinking that he’ll be initially blamed for the collapse, we’ll move back hard right for a term or two, and the left will then offer their more “centrist” version. Who will then more smoothly slide in bs that is “not as bad as what we had under Obama” and a bit “smoother than the right” for the socialists remaining.
    Eyas sez:

    Obama is not the enemy. Nor are the Democrats in Congress.

    The Media is the enemy. Right now, they’re the only enemy that matters.

    They control Public Sentiment.

    Without the media (more specifically, with a hostile media) Obama and the Democrats would lose much of their power, and their ability to pass things like Cap & Trade.

    While they are the enablers, I believe they are only tools of the NDSWP.

  22. 22

    Karl Malden just died ….

    There will be a week of mourning at alt.fan.karl-malden.nose .

    MeOW

  23. 23
    Radical Redneck says:

    Karl Malden just died ….

    The Streets of San Francisco just got much more dangerous…

  24. 24
    LC FORGER says:

    That’s not thunder you’ve been hearing, that’s the sound of Elvis whuppin’ Mike’s ass for marrying Lisa Marie…

  25. 25

    Radical Redneck sez:

    The Streets of San Francisco just got much more dangerous…

    RIP Karl, we’ll miss you…..shoulda got the oscar for your role as Gen. Bradley


    Seems the city of Des Moines has some new heroes though

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    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    Kristopher, LC sez:

    Karl Malden just died ….
    There will be a week of mourning at alt.fan.karl-malden.nose .
    MeOW

    That was the first thing in my mind when I heard.

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    Eleventy hunert admins around this place and no one could take some time to give us a new post? You guys are slippin’. 😉

  29. 29

    Kristopher, LC sez:

    Karl Malden just died ….

    There will be a week of mourning at alt.fan.karl-malden.nose .

    MeOW

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

    Clealy, Sir, are mistaken!???

    The Empire of Meow (T.I.N.E.o.M) will never be the same. On the other hand, there are going to be some bloody AWESOME Cascades!!!1!!1!! going on over there! Time to dive back into the pool, methinks.

    Meow!

  30. 30

    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant sez:

    That was the first thing in my mind when I heard.

    You’re one of Us (T.I.N.U.) too, sestra???

    I should’ve known 😀

  31. 31
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    Eyas sez:

    No more Tea Parties at Statehouses, or parks, or parking lots, or courthouse steps — protest & demonstrate outside of media buildings. (or, how ’bout the homes of reporters, “journalists”, or editors)

    Just a trial balloon here- the legal eagles can probably parse this out better than I. What would be the guidelines to follow if one were to host a website publishing the names of media members, background/bio info and their physical address? (Perhaps a snapshot via Google Street™, if available?)

    I’m going to guess that “invasion of privacy” would suddenly become a bad thing when the Drive-Bys find themselves on the other end of the Scrutiny Stick™.

  32. 32
    Elephant Man says:

    Here’s one for y’all…..

    Hitler finds out Michael Jackson has died

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    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    In regards to Emperor Misha I’s comment @ :

    Can’t claim having been there all the time. But I am a good student of history. I learned of the MEOW Empire, way back, and was a fan ever since.

  35. 35
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Next thing you know, there’ll be the claims that his death was faked, and he’s living on the same uncharted island with Elvis, Amelia Earhart, Jim Morrison, Janis Joplin, and the Loch Ness Monster………….
    OH, and it’s now been said that the descendants of John Merrit’s (“The Elephant Man”) family has offered $100,000 for the remains of MJ’s original nose!!

  36. 36
    LC Subotai Bahadur says:

    #31 LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology

    Indeed, that is a start. One thing that surprises me because it has not been done by our side; is that no one has gone out of their way to dig up dirt on all of the variants of the enemy that we face. The internet is there for all. Secrets are hard to protect. I’m sure that there would be laws eventually passed to protect the Nomenklatura and their minions, but what if we were to reveal reporter A’s conviction for indecent exposure, or professor B’s conviction for child molestation, or state party chairman C’s multiple bankruptcies, or that some airheaded actress turned political prophet had been arrested for being a “lady of negotiable virtue” in the past [OK, that last would probably just increase her fan’s devotion to her politics, but you get the idea]; and have the facts to back it up?

    Just thinking out loud.

    LC Subotai Bahadur

  37. 37
    LC hilljohnny says:

    LC Proud Infidel sez:

    OH, and it’s now been said that the descendants of John Merrit’s (”The Elephant Man”) family has offered $100,000 for the remains of MJ’s original nose!!

    way too late PI. when it fell off the first time the cat got it and ran under the sofa. no one has seen it (the cat) since.

  38. 38
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Q: What was the difference between MJ and a plastic bag?

    A: One is made of plastic, and is harmful to children, and the other is what you take groceries home in!!

  39. 39
    LC hilljohnny says:

    i thought he wanted to be recycled as grocery bags.

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    Elephant Man says:

    Some more “King of Pedophili……er, Pop” fun for y’all.

    Michael Jackson’s ghost roaming Neverland Ranch

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