First Clydesdale’s Excellent Adventure

…after her “husband” had flown to the U.S. to resume his public duties of destroying the United States, the First Klingon stayed on, jet-setting on your dime to London to go sightseeing.

We strongly advise against clicking on that link unless you have pictures disabled in your browser. The photograph of The First Sasquatch wearing something that would make a Reaver crawling out of a Goodwill dumpster blush might just make your eyes melt.

Best comment? From an American at the scene, outside Westminster Abbey:

The abbey was closed to new arrivals, but tourists who were already inside were able to catch a glimpse of the President’s family. Judy Duvall, from Illinois, the Obamas’ home state, said that she recognised the First Lady immediately. “I couldn’t quite believe it,” she said. “One of the guys at the abbey had said we should wait against the wall because they were bringing someone in. I said we were from Illinois and he said we should recognise them, then.

“Right then I knew it was probably someone from our ‘royal family’.

So while the Obamessiah is taking over private industry, wanting to dicate salaries, railing against CEOs taking trips to Vegas and YOU all are suffering under 3 million jobs lost thanks to his idiocy, trying desperately to make ends meet, his abominable snowman of a female companion is spending hundreds of thousands of YOUR dollars hopping off to London to get fish and chips.

The worst part of it, in our opinion, is that filthy peasant disgracing Westminster Abbey. It will take decades to get the stench of that cow out of there.

39 comments

  1. 1
    Hardclimber says:

    Emperor

    How dare you speak such of the Obamafuerher’s cow! She is the real brain behind this joke called his “presidency” and don’t you know that we only exists to provide for their leisure and pleasure?!?!?! I am appalled, distraughed, perturbed even that you would describe their personal expenses paid for with your tax dollars as frivolous!!! And while we are at it, the carbon footprint generated on this “much needed” trip will be taken out of your pockets, that’ll learn you!

    The IRS will be calling about an audit going back, say, oh, 20 years…

    (I just notice that the Sarcasm Generator was set at maximum plus 20%, damn close to terminal overload, hope I didn’t damage anything in the Palace Sire!!!).

    Foist?

  2. 2
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    OMFG… Our “royal family”??? Fucking whatever, you stupid groveling peasant cuntmuffin!! These motherfuckers are PARASITES and THIEVES. Despicable, uncouth SWINE.

  3. 3
    Hardclimber says:

    Princess Natasha

    Please don’t hold back on my account, I really mean it…

  4. 4
    NCLivingBrit says:

    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant sez:

    These motherfuckers are PARASITES and THIEVES. Despicable, uncouth SWINE.

    Yeah, like she said, our royal family 😉

    I always find it hilarious that we attach so much that is positive to royalty when in fact, their primary tools in getting to and staying top of the heap are bloody-handed ruthlessness and the ability to make people think getting screwed over is right and necessary.

    And it’s not like Mr’s O(h God please pass the eyebleach) is the first “royal” to look, act and bellow like some sort of diseased farm animal, right?

  5. 5
    Hardclimber says:

    NCLivingBrit

    On behalf of diseased farm animals, I must protest!!!

  6. 6
    LC Don_M says:

    I smell a Shop Job O’ Doom — something along the lines of, “It’s Not Elitism When We Do It.” Might as well make it into a series, seeing as how the two of them are such a rich source for material. Any takers?

  7. 7
    LC Anniee451 says:

    Since this is about the first Yeti/First Sasquatch can I interrupt for just a tiny moment and ask if ANYONE else is going to DC for the Tea Party on the 4th? Please? I can’t believe no rotties are gonna be there 🙁

  8. 8
    LC Anniee451 says:

    They CROPPED that fricking picture – cheats! What’s so funny about it is the guy behind her can’t keep a straight face. Here’s the whole pic with my caption:

    Hehe

  9. 9
    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    @ LC Anniee451:
    Great catch Annie The guy on the left looks like he is biting his tongue to keep from busting out in hysterics!

    D’

  10. 10
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    Im pretty sure thats a SS Agent (lapel pin). And thats actually his “God I wish someone would shoot this BITCH” face. Or it could be “My life is over, God what did I do to deserve this”.

  11. 11
    LC BU1 IMotBP says:

    Our “Royal Family”? I suppose I could go with that, so long as we get to practice our original American tradition with royalty.

    You know, the one where we kick ’em in the a## and tell ’em to stay the hell out of our business.

    Hell, he could be King of the World as far as I’m concerned, just so long as I have a place reserved some where in the a## kicking line. I don’t even have to be first, so long as I can add my print right next to everyone else’.

  12. 12
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    LC Anniee451 sez:

    They CROPPED that fricking picture – cheats! What’s so funny about it is the guy behind her can’t keep a straight face. Here’s the whole pic with my caption:
    Hehe

    Just before bedtime too. I’m going to have nightmares for sure.

  13. 13
    LC Spare Parts says:

    She was there to visit the tomb of Longshanks and thank him for the advice. She will not go to Iona to visit Macbeth: too close to home.

  14. 14
    Wreckerboy says:

    And hoe fucking many job’s did this save ?? And ya Spare Parts, Longshanks, told them how told deal with us uppity people. Going back on this site a line was said about Count Vald, Is that what is needed to get the grasp of the idiots in DC?? Iffn so I will add me as a stake sharpener.

  15. 15
    Elephant Man says:

    and the sycophantic MSM is trying to portray her as the “height of fashion”?!?!?

    She looks like a refugee from a clown college!

    Judy Duvall, from Illinois, the Obamas’ home state, said that she recognised the First Lady immediately. “I couldn’t quite believe it,” she said. “One of the guys at the abbey had said we should wait against the wall because they were bringing someone in. I said we were from Illinois and he said we should recognise them, then.

    “Right then I knew it was probably someone from our ‘royal family’.

    Talk about a real life version of a Griswold from National Lampoon’s European Vacation.

    The Griswolds were “from Illinois” as well.

    Coincidence? 😆

  16. 16
    lc purple raider says:

    and the sycophantic MSM is trying to portray her as the “height of fashion”?!?!?

    That is the height of fashion, on the South Side of Chicago.

    You wouldn’t believe some of the clothes worn in Harvey, Dixmoor, 79th and Stony Island, and other black neighborhoods.

    The houses may be boarded up, but the women “style” like that all the time.

  17. 17
    Imperial Stormtrooper says:

    Hmmm……methinks I feel a song coming on.

    How’s this for a parody?

    Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale,
    A tale of a graceless bitch
    Who blew our dough and increased our debt
    Every time she got an itch

    She was real proud of America
    For electing the sail-eared pimp,
    Who, without his teleprompter,
    was a stupid, stuttering gimp

    He fucked up the economy
    And millions of jobs were lost
    But still the bitch stood by her man
    Though we wished he would get lost

    Hmmm…that’s all I can think of for now. Maybe I’ll finish it later. If anyone else wants to give it a go, have at it.

  18. 18

    Imperial Stormtrooper: Brilliant so far. Keep going. I hate them so much.

  19. 19
    Cheryl says:

    You philistines obviously do not recognize a fashion-concious, sophisticated woman. Notice how the yellow and purple of the sweater pick up on the yellow/purple…….of……..of…….the…skirt [leans over and gags]

    Sasquatch probably thought she looked like a princess from some mythical African camelot.

  20. 20
    Imperial Stormtrooper says:

    Cheryl,

    You are right.

    I am unabashedly ashamed that I am unable to see the glorious good fashion sense and good taste on the part of our elegant first lady who epitomizes the western conception of beauty and who…..

    Okay, enough bullshit.

    The jug-eared pimp’s bitch is nothing more than a skanky ho with delusions of grandeur.

    I guess that will put me on sail-ears’ watch list. Oh well.

  21. 21

    Good strategy:
    Not standing dwarfed by your woman in front of arab muckety mucks.

    Bad strategy:
    Sending her to the mall with the public credit card.

  22. 22
    Cheryl says:

    The jug-eared pimp’s bitch is nothing more than a skanky ho with delusions of grandeur.

    A $5 whore in $500 tennis shoes. That does kind of sum up Jug-ears’ entire free-loading mis-administration.

  23. 23

    Elephant Man sez:

    and the sycophantic MSM is trying to portray her as the “height of fashion”?!?!?

    If that’s the “height of fashion” thank G-d I’m on the ground floor. She looks like Sasha and Malia snuck into her suitcase with a glue gun and a bag full of silk flower cast offs and played a really bad joke on her. Of course all the Obamabots are just in orgasmic fashion heaven over that mess. Finally they have someone who’s not afraid to go out looking like a Good Will Reject to lead the way.

  24. 24

    I couldn’t help it. I clicked. I guess the White House Yeti chooses her clothing in the dark. She looks like a fucking bag lady!

    LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper sez:

    Elephant Man sez:
    Finally they have someone who’s not afraid to go out looking like a Good Will Reject to lead the way.

    Well, considering the number of mooches, bums, vagrants, hobos and assorted riff raff that voted for that mess in hopes of riding the gravy train to financial gain at the expense of the productive, Good Will Reject is an appropriate term.

    “Royal family.” Indeed. More proof that the fitty-toooers have completely rejected the fundamental principles on which this nation was built, and simply want to take us to the very thing we rejected during the Revolutionary War.

    I’m convinced our society is doomed because of these stupid, worthless, ignorant, mooching, sub-fucktarded, syphilitic, oozing cockdrips.

  25. 25
    LC Rurik says:

    Cheryl sez:

    The jug-eared pimp’s bitch is nothing more than a skanky ho with delusions of grandeur.
    A $5 whore in $500 tennis shoes. That does kind of sum up Jug-ears’ entire free-loading mis-administration.

    If the University of Chicago Medical School is an indication the bitch is a $320,000.00 whore. Which is one example of why medical care costs so much.

  26. 26
    LC Rainy says:

    OMG! Adults don’t borrow clothes from their pre-teen daughters. What an awful outfit!

    And didn’t we fight a war to get rid of that “royal family” thing?

    I was in London last summer and Westminster Abbey was one of my favorite sights. It was my first trip to Europe and if someone had told me to stand against the wall, I would have told him to go f*ck himself.

  27. 27
    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Let’s see… we’re supposed to pay more taxes and sacrifice while the Obamas and the Obamites revel in total luxury at OUR shiteatin’sonofabitchmuddafuckin’ EXPENSE!! OH, EXCUUUUUUUSE ME, It’s the modern day version of the old Indian caste system. They DOOO need a 13 week vacation and $500 tennis shoes while it’s imfucking moral for Gov. Palin to get an expensive wardrobe for her campaign appearances! Oh, and who cleans up the trail of slobber and drool from the media lackeys following her?

  28. 28

    Emperor,

    I must respectfully protest your reference to her as a Clydesdale. Clydesdales are magnificent horses. She wouldn’t be worthy to be in the same room as one.

    First Sasquatch or First Yeti works.

  29. 29
    Imperial Stormtrooper says:

    LC SkyeChild G.L.O.R., Imperial Grammar Hun,

    Yeah, First Sasquatch or First Yeti ain’t bad, though I do prefer Ho Prime.

  30. 30
    Ogrrre says:

    @ LC Anniee451: @ 8:
    Anniee, all that photo does is prove you can take the skank out of the ghetto, but you can’t take the ghetto out of the skank.

  31. 31
    anonymous hourly worker says:

    WHAT IN THE LIVING HELL IS SHE WEARING???????

    This could NOT be from Goodwill. Goodwill recycles clothes like that as rags because no one will buy them.

  32. 32

    Looks like something off the Walmart “spring clothes that we can’t sell for 80% off” clearance rack.

  33. 33
    LC Anniee451 says:

    There’s nothing like that on the clearance racks of WalMart, Target or K-Mart combined. It’s not even ghetto chic. Honestly I think she’s partly just fucking with us at this point, since she’s just wearing the most hideous things possible – all the sleeveless shapeless shifts, baggy seersucker capris and jams – since when do you see seersucker anymore anyway? and plastic accoutrements…she’s laughing at us, that’s all.

    Do you honestly think she dressed like this when she had her “job” turning away poor patients at the Chicago hospital? I sincerely doubt it.

    On the other hand it does lend credence to my one theory that she’s just a sasquatch who Obama shaved down and taught to speak.

    Someone finish the Gilligan song; that was awesome!

  34. 34
    Lc Ohio Right Wing Nut says:

    can somebody please put this uglyass whorse back in the barn, she isn’t even worth turning into dog food.

    Her outfits remind me of that little boy in the movie Big Daddy, with Adam Sandler, he wanted to be called Frankenstein and got to dress anyway he wanted to. Except he was cute.

  35. 35
    LC Spare Parts says:

    STrooper@17
    pretty good filk. I’ll take Kipling’s Pict Song straight up.

  36. 36
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    Am I the only one who suspects a concerted (if not outright coordinated) effort by the Lamestream Media to build up this ho’s public image? Sort of a “let’s create “public” perception about Michelle before the actual public has time to form it on their own” campaign. It seems to me that all of the fawning attention has been geared towards all of her worst features, and has consisted of nothing but endless repetitions of how “great” they are.

    Either way, you can tell by the look on her face that she’s got major insecurities. Deep down, she knows she’s not living a life based upon her personal merit.

  37. 37
    Wreckerboy says:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology sez:

    Am I the only one who suspects a concerted (if not outright coordinated) effort by the Lamestream Media to build up this ho’s public image? Sort of a “let’s create “public” perception about Michelle before the actual public has time to form it on their own” campaign. It seems to me that all of the fawning attention has been geared towards all of her worst features, and has consisted of nothing but endless repetitions of how “great” they are.
    Either way, you can tell by the look on her face that she’s got major insecurities. Deep down, she knows she’s not living a life based upon her personal merit.

    Nope. Every time I See her Skankiness, this pops in my head. http://www.youtube.com/watchv=e3dlZZpmabQ .

  38. 38
    Wreckerboy says:

    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant sez:

    OMFG… Our “royal family”??? Fucking whatever, you stupid groveling peasant cuntmuffin!! These motherfuckers are PARASITES and THIEVES. Despicable, uncouth SWINE.

    Princess, the cunt has to be from Chicago, to those asshead’s they are royalty.

  39. 39
    lc purple raider says:

    Princess, the cunt has to be from Chicago, to those asshead’s they are royalty.

    Sorry Wrecker, this Chicagoan thinks that Michelle is ghetto.

    Of course, I am not originally from around these parts, but my wife is.

    I can’t reprint what she says about her, but rest assured, she’s not royalty.

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