And the Idiocy of the Week Award Goes to…

Michael Douchebag Stickings of Canuckistan… (h/t Protein Wisdom):

A critically-ill premature-born baby from Hamilton is all alone in a Buffalo, N.Y., hospital after she was turned away for treatment at local facility and transferred across the border without her parents, who don’t have passports.

Ava Stinson was born Thursday at St. Joseph’s Hospital, 14 weeks premature.

A provincewide search for an open neonatal intensive care unit bed came up empty, leaving no choice but to send the two pound, four ounce baby to Buffalo.

But, but, isn’t the Canuckian Hellcare System a Model for the Entire World to follow, a model that the fiddy-tooers installed Pasha Hussein in the White House to implement on all of us? Yet they couldn’t find a single bed in all of Canuckistan for a poor preemie baby in desperate need?

Who does Mickey Douchebag Stickings blame for all of this? Not Canuckian Hellcare, that’s for sure:

I won’t get into the relative merits of the American and Canadian health-care systems here.

Probably a good idea, considering where you’re coming from. But then why do you go ahead and do so anyway?

Suffice it to say that there obviously need to be more neo-natal intensive care unit beds up here. Thankfully — and this doesn’t mean that the American system is better

In spite of the fact that we, unlike you socialist morons, actually could come up with a bed for the kid, and we didn’t even have to go further than just south of the border to find one.

(after all, at least the couple and their baby are guaranteed care up here, thanks to our public system, even if it’s not perfect)

“Guaranteed?” As in “we guarantee you appropriate care except if you happen to have a premature baby who actually needs care, in which case you’re going to have to ship the child south of the border or watch it die?”

That’s some “guarantee”, right there.

That aside — now that the baby is in Buffalo — isn’t this a clear case where the law must allow for an exception? No, the parents don’t have passports, which are now needed (a rule that recently came into effect),

…necessitated by the fact that people who murdered 3,000 Americans less than 8 years ago are held above the law in your shitty little country to the point where you can and will be prosecuted in a court of law if you as much as question the mantra that pisslam is a “religion of peace.”

If that’s the non-existent standard that you hold your citizens to, then we really have to keep a close eye on the ones you try to transport across the border.

But that’s not really the issue here, now is it, Mikey? The issue here is that this would be a NON-issue if your much-vaunted “Healthcare” system was actually capable of providing even moderate service to the taxpayers who are paying through the nose to finance it. If THAT were the case, that poor baby would now be safe and sound in an incubator in Canada, and the parents would be right there too.

But instead you focus on the outrage, OUTRAGE, of a set of parents caught up in red tape because their own fucking government couldn’t provide their child with the care that said parents had fucking well paid for ten times over, you choose to wail and moan about U.S. Customs.

Fuck you, you moose-bothering Neanderthal, fuck you and your fiddy-too brothers and sisters down here who want to impose the same Hell on US.

Now kindly go suck a tailpipe, if you can even FIND a vehicle up there capable of delivering enough carbon monoxide to put you out of our misery.

Assmuncher.

21 comments

  1. 1
    Hardclimber says:

    Emperor

    I must assure you that we are not all socialist-bent citizens in my country. Stories like this will inflamme a great many citizens and fucking heads will ROLL. There is NO excuse for crap like that, none, never. And don’t you for a moment think it does not hurt me and my family to read about such horrific stories.

    I am ashamed. 25 YEARS of loyal, dedicated service in my country’s AirForce, and I am seeing same country going to the dogs because of mindless socialism that seems to be imposed upon us without a voice being lifted in outrage. Now a newborn is paying the price for our apathy. I made an OATH to defend my country, and now I can’t even help a baby find proper care.

    I am weeping tears of RAGE over this.

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    Zoomiemaster says:

    Despite the fact that socialized healthcare has been tried everywhere to no avail, we stoopid Amerikinz will have to see for ourselves the ruin it will wreak on us before we (and my multiple references to ‘we’ only include the idiots who think socialized hellcare is a smashing idea) realize it for what it is…unfortunately, entitlements are almost impossible to get rid of, as we also will find out. I actually met someone at work who said in complete sincerity that the reason that communism didn’t work was because it wasn’t done correctly. To quote the oft-quoted Mugatu, “I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!”

  3. 3

    No wait,, socialized anything works just fine if you have a not-yet-socialized neighbor with a flimsy fence..
    s’ true.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Some of you have seen a copy of my first bill from Stanford Medical. My responsibility is zero, as in NADA. We long ago met our limits at the two previous hospitals Mary was in, and a very expensive six thousand dollar ambulance ride. We haven’t even paid those yet. But Stanford? For our insurance is paying for it, Blue Shield, all three hundred and thirty thousand dollars worth..now adjusted down, ..and climbing, for she is still there. We will be stuck with a sum ourselves, but I won’t lose my house over it. Our problems will come later. Is there ONE hospital in Canada that can claim the expertise and equipment of Stanford? ONE? I know they have the technology, fine doctors and staffs. But not a fucking incubator? If America wasn’t here, what then? I want to hear one of these shitbags justify the death of a child. I would suspect the average Canadian would want to shoot him, if he owned a gun. My wife has been CAT scanned, PET scanned, chemoed, jabbed, drilled and has four attending doctors. I fear she would have been told to put her affairs in order in a socialist system, for a socialist economy would never have developed the medicines we have now, or those scanners, marvels of technology. Or for that matter, pallative care, unless of course you opt for suicide, then they will help you. Otherwise die in fear and agony or go black market. But you can bet the fucking leaders get care, just don’t bet your life on it. Makes me damn glad I own the guns I do, for I would intend to create a few medical problems of my own if the attempt it made to force me into such a system. Ands by the way, you socialists, I walk by one of the finest childrens hospitals in the country going to see my wife, Lucille Packard at Stanford. In the next wing over. They had a fucking incubator, they perform surgery on babies that size. So lets compare the relative available care, shall we? ………..I take this very personally now. Very personally indeed. My wife will get biopsy results tomorrow after two week long chemo sessions. The signs are positive. Her care first rate. One nurse put her in a wheel chair, put a respirator on her and took her for a stroll through those beautiful gardens, he having known Mary had gone in the bathroom and cried her heart out, homesick and feeling like shit. Bottom line, you WILL get care here, you may not own a house but you will probably be alive. Come to think of it, I don’t see that right in the Constitution anywhere.

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    I think a 1000% tax on the cost of providing medical care to Canadians is in order … provided they are not paying the bill privately.

    If it is out of their pocket, or out of their insurance, then waive the tax.

    If the Canadian government is paying, then tax ’em to hell.

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    LC SmokeyBehr says:

    How many of you Canuckistanis say that you have one of the finest NICUs in your country just a 20 minute drive away? Apparently you can’t even say that you HAVE a NICU close to you.

    One of my good Canuckistani friends missed an appointment for an evaluation for his hip replacement surgery, and instead of being able to reschedule it within the week like he would have here in the US, he had to wait 4 months for his NHS doctor to see him again.

    Caveman: My thoughts and prayers are with you and your wife. I have friends and family that are, or have been, fighting the Big C.

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    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    For those who missed it in another thread:

    “Give me Universal Health Care, or give me Death!”

    Oh, wait….

  8. 8
    LC FreedomFighter says:

    LoL, Ill be happy to give them the death part.

  9. 9

    Well, the wonders of socialized health care. Especially of the Anglo model of the NHS. All the wonders of a monopoly (only one provider of health care) and a monopsony (only one buyer of health care) combined. Two sources of inefficiency, triple the effect.

    But I must also support Hardclimber here. This bullshit system probably infuriates as many Canadians as our system infuriates Germans. In the end, socialism will die. It simply cannot survive without productive societies or elements thereof to leech on.

    And Caveman: Thoughts and prayers to the appropriate deity are continuing from this here mucky little island. May your family pull through this testing time with regained health and strength.

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    lc purple raider says:

    But that’s not really the issue here, now is it, Mikey? The issue here is that this would be a NON-issue if your much-vaunted “Healthcare” system was actually capable of providing even moderate service to the taxpayers who are paying through the nose to finance it. If THAT were the case, that poor baby would now be safe and sound in an incubator in Canada, and the parents would be right there too.

    But instead you focus on the outrage, OUTRAGE, of a set of parents caught up in red tape because their own fucking government couldn’t provide their child with the care that said parents had fucking well paid for ten times over, you choose to wail and moan about U.S. Customs.

    But…. But….. This doesn’t happen in Canada.

    Sarcasm off.

  11. 11
    LC Draco says:

    i just got back from a jaunt to Italy, Turkey and Greece….it would amaze (not) the number of foreigners who think TEH ONE and his policies (including social medicine and a ban on private firearm ownership) are the best thing to come along since the wheel. Even met a Brit who said she does not understand why ANYONE in the world needs a firearm. When I asked her if she knew the historical crime statistics in her own country, she immediately called me insensitive and a xenophobe. (WTF?) Gotta love the Ad Hominem argument from morons….

  12. 12


    Draco

    You should’ve asked her whether she was from London. Really. Most people who have lived in London for too long become somewhat strange. It really is totally apart from the rest of the country, somewhat like a different place altogether. Out in Essex for example, shotguns are pretty common place and most people wouldn’t really question the need for them.

  13. 13
    LC FreedomFighter says:

    LC Draco says:
    June 29, 2009 at 6:09 am
    i just got back from a jaunt to Italy, Turkey and Greece….it would amaze (not) the number of foreigners who think TEH ONE and his policies (including social medicine and a ban on private firearm ownership) are the best thing to come along since the wheel. Even met a Brit who said she does not understand why ANYONE in the world needs a firearm. When I asked her if she knew the historical crime statistics in her own country, she immediately called me insensitive and a xenophobe. (WTF?) Gotta love the Ad Hominem argument from morons….

    This goes back to the “Control the language, control the Argument” thing. People like that never realize the need for something till they need it.

  14. 14
    LC Wil, S.C.E. says:

    Caveman, the prayers continue.

    And you were too easy on the idiots.

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    Imperial Stormtrooper says:

    The big question is, if Obamacare gets instituted in our country, what then shall we do?

    Once a bureaucracy is set in place, it’s near impossible to get rid of the fucking thing.

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    SeniorD says:

    This is a Tale of Several Bureaucracies – the Canadian Health System, the US Homeland (In)Security, the US State Department and US Border Patrol.

    Why? Well the Canadian Border used to be pretty non-existent. I remember going screaming across the Peace Bridge to play hockey at 0200 on a school morning then go screaming back before school started. Thanks the Bull Dyke, Hillary’s anti-American State Dept. and the Border Patrol – we need PASSPORTS! to transit a peaceful border.

    The Bull Dyke’s Insecurity system labels the Boy Scouts as a ‘terrorist threat’ (it can’t become a Scoutmaster) so it runs off in a fit of pique to sulk at life’s unfairness.

    The Canadian Health System has been long known for sending patients with a common cold across the US Border to get better treatment for that emergency. Canadians can’t even find cold remedies on the local drug store shelves (I know, I tried once) so there isn’t anything a Canuck won’t do to come screaming over the Peace Bridge at 0200 to get proper relief from Uncle Sugar.

    I predict that, when Pasha Hussein al-Chicago’s vaunted Single Payer Healthcare proposal becomes LAW, the countries of Barbados, Bahamas, Aruba, and Cuba will suddenly get massive influxes of doctors, nurses and patients as they find better climates elsewhere. The Congresstitutes, Celebrititutes and monied elites will leave the Proles to what used to be the finest healthcare system in the world.

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    Sinon says:

    Where’s DJ to defend this crap? I hear an eerie silence that last week he was speaking up for Canada’s system of population reduction. To anyone else who’s actually looked into this topic, this news story is nothing new at all.

    On the line of what foreigners think overseas about the U.S. here’s what I have heard the most:
    America is retarded because:
    After 9/11 we didn’t wipe the perpetrator’s countries off the map.
    America is going to kill itself over global warming???
    Nationalized healthcare in the U.S.?? Now where are WE going to go???
    American schools are a tragedy. No wonder you people need China to make computers.
    What’s a CAFE standard? You’d destroy your own industry and kill more people on the road a year to feel better about yourselves?

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    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    When I asked her if she knew the historical crime statistics in her own country, she immediately called me insensitive and a xenophobe. (WTF?) Gotta love the Ad Hominem argument from morons….

    Draco,

    The reason you ran into a europee-un like this is that the sane members of that continent are busy marrying their daughters off to those big gun toting Americans that come over for a 2 or 3 year tour and then go home. The gene pool was decimated during WWII and anyone with a functioning brain afterward hooked their children up with someone who would get them out.

    What’s left?

    You met one. Shower.

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    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    I just love it when socialists step on their own linguini-dicks. Facts speak for themselves.

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    LC Draco says:

    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove sez:

    When I asked her if she knew the historical crime statistics in her own country, she immediately called me insensitive and a xenophobe. (WTF?) Gotta love the Ad Hominem argument from morons….
    Draco,
    The reason you ran into a europee-un like this is that the sane members of that continent are busy marrying their daughters off to those big gun toting Americans that come over for a 2 or 3 year tour and then go home. The gene pool was decimated during WWII and anyone with a functioning brain afterward hooked their children up with someone who would get them out.
    What’s left?
    You met one. Shower.

    Brother, I jumped in the highly chlorinated pool…then showered…then repeated. The only thing that hurt was having to spit out the Vodka martini I gargled with an attempt to verify decontamination!!!

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    Draven32 says:

    @ Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant:

    Facts Fascists speak for themselves.

    Fixed it for ya.

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