Meanwhile Back On The PETA-tard Ranch..

Yes my friends, they’re BAAAAAAAACCCCKKK……those lovable, cuddly, unbathed PETA-tards are here once again to make our summer more entertaining.  Those brain dead comedians of the Liberal Looney Bin who brought us Sea Kittens and George Clooney flavored Tofu, have been working overtime to get in the news once again.

What’s the gag this time you ask?

Boycotting Canadian Maple Syrup.

Yeah, I was kinda wondering what animal was used in the making of Maple Syrup myself.  It seems that it actually has nothing at all to do with any thing really.

Members of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) are launching an international boycott of Canadian maple syrup at the Vermont Statehouse at noon today in an effort to stop the slaughter of baby seals in Canada.

Mmmm…Oven Roasted Baby Seal with Maple Syrup Glaze……

Oh…guess that’s not what they meant…*snicker*

For today’s demonstration, a PETA member will whack a six-foot bottle of maple syrup with a hakapik, which is the weapon used to kill baby seals. The intention is to puncture the bottle and release the blood-red contents inside. On the bottle will be a label featuring a maple leaf dripping blood next to the tagline, “Stop the Seal Slaughter.”

And who pray tell is going to clean up the freaking mess?  Beuller? Beuller?
Just like a bunch of Liberal Hippies.  Go around screaming about baby animals and saving the earth and all they can do is throw shit all over the place for someone else to clean up.

While there is no correlation between the death of the seals and Canada’s maple syrup industry,

No shit Sherlock….

Beal explained the boycott is an effort to bring awareness to the issue.

Maple Syrup…..Baby Seals…..Maple….Seal…..yeah that’s going to make you aware of the issue alright.

product boycotts have been a PETA method throughout its 28 years of existence.

And they haven’t done one damn bit of good for ya have they?  Except provide the rest of us with hours of hilarious entertainment wondering what those idiots are going to come up with next.

“You have to boycott all fur, because the demand on it is what allows this to happen,” said Beal about why baby seals are targeted.

Hey, wait a minute…I thought we were boycotting Maple Syrup….
Damn I wish these morons would make up their minds.

A call to the Ontario Maple Syrup Producers Association was not immediately returned for a comment.

Maybe because they are too busy laughing their asses off??

I don’t know about the rest of you, but some Buttermilk Pancakes with Maple Syrup and some Baby Seal Sausage sounds pretty damn good right now.

54 comments

  1. 51

    Radical Redneck @:

    Sad thing is your links are like the old fable of the Song of the Sirens .. no, wait, that was beautiful and deadly .. more like an ongoing train wreck ..

  2. 52
    Radical Redneck says:

    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist @:

    Would this count as a song of the sirens? The beautiful part anyway.

    *Mad props – BC*

  3. 53

    Um … NO!!

    Sweet boneless Christ … lol …

    That mutant is so big it has it’s own gravitational field .. not sure even light would escape that without bending ..

  4. 54
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist sez:

    Um … NO!!
    Sweet boneless Christ … lol …
    That mutant is so big it has it’s own gravitational field .. not sure even light would escape that without bending ..

    Remember the old joke? “Yo mama so fat, she has smaller fat chicks orbiting her”

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