The Great Goreacle Gets Tea-Bagged By The Sun

Thanks to LC EFA, The Thundering Chunderer From Down Under, we bring you ClimateClueJava® Theater, direct from that Socialist EUtopia, Once-Great Britain!

(Note: The author of the article, Dr. David Whitehouse, is a noted astronomer and has defended the rights of “deniers” to openly debate Algore’s “settled science” of Glow Bull Worming. He has stated in the past that he believes that the “theory” of Glow Bull Worming may have some merit, but that it is in no way “settled science“.)

Could the Sun play a greater role in recent climate change than has been believed? …

By whom? Those of us without our noses buried deeply within the musky recesses of Algore’s neatly-coiffed short ‘n’ curlies have been pointing out, for quite some time, the fact that there’s a big ol’ ball o’ fusing hydrogen atoms up in the sky, that might just have a little say in how hot or cold it gets on our little ol’ ball o’ dirt. Dr. Whitehouse has been saying the same thing, albeit in much more civil terms.

We’re really starting off wondering how much “creative editing” was done between the time Dr. Whitehouse turned in his manuscript and the time it went to press. We just wanted to set the record straight before we proceed on our little ClueSafari™.

…Climatologists had dismissed the idea and some solar scientists have been reticent about it because of its connections with those who those who deny climate change.

Let’s take a few seconds to dissect that, shall we?

Climatologists had dismissed the idea…

You’ll note the definitive use of singularly authoritative “Climatologists“, instead of “Some climatologists“, “Many climatologists” or even “Most climatologists” by the author. By using the definitive term “Climatologists“, it immediately implies that “All” or “Every” climatologist on the planet has been full-bore, balls-to-the-wall supporters of Algore & his Socialist Sockpuppet, James Hansen, since the very beginning of The Great Glow Bull Worming Scam™. We’re really starting to suspect that a very heavy hand was used to edit what has been, over the years, a quite even-handed approach to global warming climate change by Dr. Whitehouse.

Now for the rest of the sentence:

…and some solar scientists have been reticent about it…

See? Since the vast majority of “solar scientists” have been pointing out that the Earth has undergone billions of years of global warming “climate change”, due to that aforementioned burning ball o’ gas, they don’t get the singularly authoritative billing that the Goreacolytes do. More “creative, post-submission editing“?

…because of its connections with those who those who deny climate change.

Yeah. Pointing out the fact that the Earth has gone through billions of years of “natural climate change”, all without the slightest bit of help from Eeeeevil SUV’s, immediately makes one a “Denier“. Nice use of stealth ad hominem there. We’re beginning to see a distinct and disturbing pattern developing here, and we’re not even through the first paragraph…

…But now the speculation has grown louder because of what is happening to our Sun. …

No. It hasn’t “grown louder“. It’s just “getting harder” for Algore & the rest of the Stalinists to deny the fact that the planet hasn’t been warming for the last decade, DESPITE rising levels of that minuscule trace gas, CO2. If the “science journalists” would have been listening to us, instead of busily trying to see who could deliver the deepest, wettest tongue-bathing of Algore’s ample ass crack, they would have heard the message, loudly and clearly.

… No living scientist has seen it behave this way. …

And none want to, either. It’s called “A Prelude To An Ice Age” or “Ski Florida: Fun, Sun & Snow!”.

… There are no sunspots.

So much for those “infallible, robust models“, eh?

Father Sun is showing Mother Gaia who’s in charge by pimp-slappin’ her and then giving her the ol’ Climatological Cold Shoulder™. Can’t say as we blame him, either. After all, she’s been gettin’ down an’ dirty with those nasty hippies for going on 40+ years now. With that many STD’s running through her system, it’s amazing that she’s only had a fever for a few years and hasn’t had her girlie stuff fall off.

Anyhow, we were going to do a full-fledged Fisking on the article, but it’s getting late and we’ve only managed to get through the first paragraph in this much space. Go read the rest yourselves. It’s going to be fun watching Algore & his fellow scammers being set adrift on icebergs in the Gulf of Mexico in a few years. We’ll bring the firewood if someone brings the beer.

F.E.T.E.

109 comments

  1. 101
    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology says:

    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion sez:

    Oh …. and Im not religious in the sense that I dont subscribe to any particular doctrine. But I do beleive in God, and I beleive in good and evil. No one particular religion has a “lock” on the use of the word God. So does this make me “spiritual”? … and spare me the snappy retort of “no it just makes you an asshole”…. I already know that :em95:

    Y’all have a great day !

    Nah… Your usage of the phrase happens to be legitimate. Most of the time, it’s a cover for something not so much. (Kinda like how those who claim to be “a few extra pounds” overweight tend to be total lardasses. Whereas someone with a BMI of 21 would be considered legitimately so based upon the infamous 1947 Metropolitan Life grid.)

  2. 102
    JannyMae says:

    I see the Irish BlameBush troll got bored with BB and came over here “armed with facts.”

    :em01:

    I see you lot had a ball with her. Typical of her, though, to go straight to ad hominems when her bullshit is contested. Also typical of her to say she’s leaving, then hang around and deny she’s ever said she’s leaving.

    Have fun with her! That is if you can sift through her steaming pile of :em72:

  3. 103
    Dragineez says:

    As an aside, the very first post calling out the Silverwolf was mine. Just saying.

  4. 104
    Spatial Ed says:

    LC Getalis:
    Bio-electric systems are a lot more robust than most of our appliances’ circuitry. The amount of juice required to stop a heart is generally enough to jump-start a large motor. Pass that juice through your laptop and see what happens.

    Some people’s electomagnetic fields are strong enough to be a problem. It took years for my gradually weakening field to weaken enough and for digital watches to get strong enough for them to function longer than a couple of weeks on my arm. Less if I was under stress. Wind-ups were goners within hours, unless anti-magnetic. EMP bursts are not problematic for most organisms.

  5. 105
    LC hilljohnny says:

    LC Getalis, Imperial Czar of Pharmacology sez:

    I’ve always been curious as to how exactly EMP’s avoid affecting the electric impulses of organic material, such as the human heart?

    it does effect the human nervous system.
    if you hook yourself to an oscilloscope you can measure the 60 cycle voltage being induced on your nerves by the wiring you are surrounded by. usually 80 or more volts at a very low amperage. remember electronic devices can be trashed by static electric charges you would not notice.
    some peoples electrical field is strong enough to damage protected microchips, everyone knows of someone who can not wear a digital watch. my electrical field is so weak i can not use touch on/off circuits.
    the surge from emp is not very strong, but does not have to be, neither are microchips. if you drive an old car without a computer it likely will not stall from emp. an old tube radio or tv will not be hurt.
    you might want to buy an asbestos wallet to keep your RFID chipped cards in so your ass doesn’t catch fire when “it” happens. if you are close enough to a nuclear blast for the emp to effect your nerves it will still be the least of your problems. :em69:

  6. 106
    CKO1986 says:

    The irony is that thirty or forty years ago, global cooling was the big worry among climatologists.

  7. 107
    LC Xealot says:

    CKO1986 sez:

    The irony is that thirty or forty years ago, global cooling was the big worry among climatologists.

    It’s rapidly becoming “omg the weather changes,” time for socialism!

    Next they won’t even bother talking about the climate changing, it will be “omg someone ate a burrito and farted, CATASTROPHE!”

  8. 108
    LCrightismightNY says:

    CKO1986 sez:

    The irony is that thirty or forty years ago, global cooling was the big worry among climatologists

    I remember that quite well; It was in the 70’s, during the heyday of my youth (class of ’78). I remember Time magazine came out with their usual hyped-up cover showing the US continent covered half-way with ice.
    Then came global warming, and now it’s “climate change”. OF COURSE the climate changes! For cripe’s sake! What, Algore thinks that at some point in history, the temperature around the world was just perfect all of the time?
    I just can’t come up with a good description that grabs the essence of the liberal mind’s defects…it’s not “idiot savant”…perhaps savant retarded? Or “retard savant?”
    Like that last loser who was here (sliverwolf or something) didn’t understand the basic concept of displacement. And these MORONS are running the country…and the MORONS in the MSM are drinking the MORON Kool-Aid by the barrelfull.

  9. 109
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Explaining why I rarely read newspapers, except small town papers, preferring to get my news either on the radio or the internet.

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