Yeah, That’s Gonna Leave A Mark

A big ol’ tip o’ the hat goes out to LC Darth Bacon for the heads-up to this guffaw-inducing “Feel Good Story Of The Week”

“You want that regular or extra-crispy?”

F.E.T.E.

PS: You can also consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.

43 comments

  1. 1
    LC Aggie Sith says:

    :em01:

    Holy hell…..OMG, that’s just beyond hilarious….

    Electrocuted by his own rigging???

    :em01: :em01: :em01:

  2. 2
    madtom says:

    Does this just reinforce the notion that we are being defeated by a backwards culture? Quite frankly, I am frightened by these stories. They are nimrods. Why are they winning?

  3. 3
    LC Xystus says:

    Since this is officially Open Thread, I’ll repeat what I just said on Live Bark (which seemed to go dead about that time):

    Hey anyone, D?r?H ????? [evidently 12 hours ago] said he was going to Rott Fest in Florida next week. IS there one there/then? No one told me about it!

  4. 4
    LC Gunsniper says:

    :em99: Even a small dose of justice like this is a treat. :em99:

  5. 5
    LC Xystus says:

    Does this just reenforce the notion that we are being defeated by a backwards culture? Quite frankly, I am frightened by these stories. They are nimrods. Why are they winning?

    I’d say they’re only “winning” in the sense that Hitlerism & Marxism/Leninism/Stalinism/Maoism/Pol-Potism made their own advances in certain past decades so as to threaten the world–before being swept into the proverbial trash can. Maybe it’s the Islamoclowns’ turn to get scary.

    As Gandalf says in LOTR, “Always, after a defeat and a respite, the Shadow takes another shape and grows again.”

  6. 6
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    madtom @:

    Define “winning”. What make syou think they are winning anything, much less beating US?

    This thing has reached end stage, the Isreali’s WILL knock out Irans nuke industry and that will start the end war. I dont say that in the Aramagaedon kinda war, but muslim vs. everyone else kinda war. (even though technically they are at war with US..its a low intensity conflict)

  7. 7
    madtom says:

    I don’t think they are winning anything, TT. But in so many ways we are losing , not only to the Muzzballs, but to the apologists and appeasers and big government a$$holes in business, law and liberty areas that may take a generation or two to recover. They aren’t beating us, our leaders are surrendering.

  8. 8
    LC SleepTech:Wanted By The VLWC says:

    I’m just in TEARS I tell ‘ya!!!!

    BTW,…

    “We’re LOSING because the VRWC is sitting on it’s collective ASS!!!

    WE out number them AND out Gun them!!!

    Problem is, .. THEY OUT VOTE US!!!! :em12: :em12: :em12:

    Dead OR Alive!!!

  9. 9

    madtom sez:

    They aren’t beating us, our leaders are surrendering.

    Just like VN. :em38: I hate the demoncraps so much.Those who would flush this nation for the “Why can’t we all get along” bullshit. Time for warriors to stand, and rule once more.

  10. 10
    LC SleepTech:Wanted By The VLWC says:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician sez:

    madtom sez:
    They aren’t beating us, our leaders are surrendering.
    Just like VN. I hate the demoncraps so much.Those who would flush this nation for the “Why can’t we all get along” bullshit. Time for warriors to stand, and rule once more.

    True THAT Brother!!! If my lowly self may call a Hero, Brother….

    If NOW is not the time to stand, there NEVER WILL be a TIME!!!!

  11. 11
    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    LC cmblake6, Imperial Black Ops Technician @:6

    Time for warriors to stand, and rule once more.

    Overheard Barney Fwank at Starbucks yesterday;
    (heavy lithp) “Oh, but were not a warrior society anymore (wringing hands and pissing self). We’ve gone the way of Gomorrah Gay Paree’ with our cheek kissing butt buddies at the Useless Nitwit Global Whorehouse and Massage Parlor.”

    Is it Time to roll up our sleeves and get our hands dirty yet? The pussification of the elite ruling class is almost complete. They will declare the war lost before it begins. But it must begin before they control have all the MONEY.

    Remember…..

    D’

    Oh yeah, the guy in the tunnel was fancying himself an Engineer…friggin’ amateur at best, loser by fate and faith. Not a good pair to be betting against.

  12. 12
    LC Fmwoods01 says:

    Open thread and all:

    Limbaugh’s a crybaby

    This cretin really makes my skin crawl. :em38:
    Check out some of the comments.

    D’

  13. 13
    LC SleepTech:Wanted By The VLWC says:

    It’s WAY past time!!

    We have the WAY! What’s keeping AMERICANS from USING ‘THE WAY’ is beyond me.
    I fear that, by the time we coalesce, it may be too late…

    The ‘Time to play nice’ is GONE, its not Over, IT IS GONE!!!! as in IT IS NO MORE!!!!

    Some would say “God help us”.

    I do not believe that “God” will help those that are sooo complacent…

  14. 14
    Eyas says:

    Speaking of Blarney Frank, have you all heard this: “Frank blames conservatives … for pushing unqualified buyers into home ownership” http://www.verumserum.com/?p=4926

    Un-fucking-real!

    The amazing thing about this bald-faced lie is that it is almost totally true — except that it’s the opposite of the truth.

    What I mean is that it’s true that:
    a) the CRA forced banks to make loans to people who couldn’t qualify for them
    b) this was essentially THE cause of our current economic crisis
    c) many people in Congress (and White Houses past) supported and defended the CRA and the creation of the subprime market for the sake of Government Mandated “Affordable Housing” (read “legislated the redistribution of wealth by forcing private banks to give their money to poor people — via the process of requiring banks to give loans to unqualified borrowers that would (for the most part) never be paid”)

    Barney Frank’s lie is simply that it was Conservatives who did this; when in actual fact it was, primarily, ONE MAN ….. Barney Frank.

    This is akin to some fat guy in a crowded elevator loudly, obviously, and noisomely farting …. and then pointing to the little girl standing next to him in the elevator and saying (straight-faced), “It was her.”

  15. 15
    mindy1 says:

    KARMA KARMA KARMA :em69: :em01: :em99:

  16. 16
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    The lies lately are bald faced and not even close to plausible. This kinda shit has got to stop. We have to eliminate the far left, they are just loco.

  17. 17
    Eyas says:

    Here’s an odd thought,

    What happens to a Muslim who gets swine flu?

  18. 18
    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    Tunnel muzzy- buzzkill!

    Too bad he couldn’t have hotwired Bawney Fwank’s poop chute.

  19. 19
    rickn8or says:

    Who sez God doesn’t have a sense of humor??

    (THIS from an atheist!)

  20. 20

    Sorry to hear about his fucking luck.

    Ah, who am I kidding. No I’m not.

  21. 21
    Spatial Ed says:

    220, 221, whatever it takes …

  22. 22

    LC Fmwoods01 @ 8: Fucking poofter. I really hope that asshat has/gets the Anally Injected Death Sentence. What an absolutely disgusting excuse for a hominid. :em38:

  23. 23

    I posted this yesterday on BlameBush, and for good measure tossed in YAAFM #12 ‘Muslims’ .. and lastly pointed out how the Geneva Convention allows us to execute (not just torture) the combatants we catch .. I seem to have inflamed them ever so slightly. :em01:

  24. 24
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    Ha-ha! What a dumb motherfucker! Zapped like a shit-fly. Simply lovely! :em93:

  25. 25
    LC Draco says:

    Why is it not hard to LAUGH at that? :em01:

  26. 26
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    madtom sez:

    Does this just reinforce the notion that we are being defeated by a backwards culture? Quite frankly, I am frightened by these stories. They are nimrods. Why are they winning?

    They are winning because our hands are tied. As soon as US or Israel try to kick these assmonkeys’ asses, the retards all over the world start howling. What’s worse, now the retards in our government join the choir.

  27. 27
    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    and Lebanon is about to have an election which it looks like Jizzbollah is going to win…. that should please Chumpbama.

  28. 28
    Killroy1776 says:

    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion @:
    Dude, Your so right And if the towelabands take over dipshitastan and get their Nukes the Party is on.

  29. 29
    WayneB says:

    Somehow, I can’t seem to work up a GiveADamn for the tunnel crisper.

    In other news, here’s something for you to puke over:

    Obama Worship Goes Into Overdrive as 100-Day Mark Approaches

  30. 30
    LC Rurik says:

    Eyas @:

    Barney, the Pink Dinosaur, Fwank should receive royal treatment; as given to King Edward II. :em95:

  31. 31
    LC PrimEviL says:

    *slow, grim, wry smile* I guess Simians shouldn’t play with electricity. May as well have the chimps wire the zoo.

    *ngh* uhng* Nope, straining still doesn’t get the old give-a-fuck-ometer to budge over the crispy critter.

    In more news that is the news, I guess the
    Italians
    grew some balls.

  32. 32
    LC hilljohnny says:

    LC PrimEviL @:
    or were able to rent some. :em02:

  33. 33
    Ten-Ten says:

    In the mid-term elections there are 15 (R) seats up for grabs and 17 (D) seats.

    The (R)’s need 25 of them to take a majority in the Senate.

    25 of 32……hmmmmm.

    Anyone placing bets on that outcome?

  34. 34

    Ten-Ten sez:

    In the mid-term elections there are 15 (R) seats up for grabs and 17 (D) seats.

    The (R)’s need 25 of them to take a majority in the Senate.

    25 of 32……hmmmmm.

    Anyone placing bets on that outcome?

    a bigger issue is that the traitorcRats are 2 short of a super majority in the Senate. The GOP better find some leadership and a whole crateload of balls before the end of this year or they will be an irrelevant minority party forever……Like the old song says:

    It’s Now or Never

    Stay safe on those roads Ten-Ten

  35. 35
    Ten-Ten says:

    Jaybear

    Stay safe on those roads Ten-Ten

    Thanks brother. But it’s the inner cities that have me worried. I can dodge the clueless morons on the road…It’s the ones that sneak up on you in the parking lots that spook me.

  36. 36
    maf2345 says:

    Umm, just thought this was interesting.

    What does it mean when then teleprompter-in-chief cant stay on script?

    Well, I don’t think it needs much explanation.

    Come on Obambi, its just reading. We all can do it.

  37. 37
    LC Gunsniper says:

    maf2345 @:#36

    I’d love to take control of his teleprompter. Start typing in passages from Jackie Collins novels, letters to Penthouse and the like just to see how long it takes jugears to catch on.

  38. 38
    BigDogg says:

    LC Gunsniper sez:

    maf2345 @:#36
    I’d love to take control of his teleprompter. Start typing in passages from Jackie Collins novels, letters to Penthouse and the like just to see how long it takes jugears to catch on.

    Better yet … go to this site:
    and start translating random shit into “jive” – like this:

    o be, o’ not t’be–dat be de quesshun: Wheda’ ’tis nobla’ in de mind t’suffer De slin’s and arrows uh outrageous fo’tune Or t’snatch arms against some sea uh troubles And by opposin’ end dem. WORD! To die, t’sleep– No mo’e–and by some sleep t’say we end De heartache, and da damn dousand natural shocks Dat flesh be heir to. ‘S coo’, bro. ‘Tis some consummashun Devoutly t’be wished. To die, t’sleep– To sleep–puh’chance t’dream, dig dis: ay, dere’s de rub, Fo’ in dat sleep uh dead whut dreams may come When we gots shuffled off dis mo’tal coil, Must cut us pause.

  39. 39
    LC Xystus says:

    I’d love to take control of his teleprompter.

    And give him this Nixon quote:

    “I shall, therefore, resign the presidency, effective at noon tomorrow.” :em02:

  40. 40
    WayneB says:

    LC Xystus @: Damn straight!

    :em01:

  41. 41
    mindy1 says:

    LC Xystus @:
    :em01: I wonder if you could do that :em99:

  42. 42
    LC Columbo says:

    POP goes the weasel!

    Greetings from the imperial anti-swine flu consortium!

  43. 43
    maf2345 says:

    Hell Yeah Xystus

    here is an amazing site that I found a while back.

    Barry-O’s teleprompter blog

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