Eat A Beaver For Urf Day…

Thor knows that we’ve eaten our share of ’em over the years. Hell, one of the nicest trends to come out of Algore’s Great Glow Bull Worming Scam™ has been the veritable explosion of shaved beavers all over the world since the temps really started crankin’ up in the 1980’s. Who knew that so many beavers would willingly shed their pelts after a measly 1.5F zero degree temperature rise over the last century? Anyhow, Basil explains the history of Urf Day over at IMAO.

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F.E.T.E.

66 comments

  1. 51
    Light29ID says:

    Been stir’en the pot over at kaysinsane:

    # gage
    April 24th, 2009 at 1:14 am

    Light29id, all that is going to happen is that a handful of you hillbillies are going to end up dead and another handful will end up in prison after a shoot out with ATF. Hope you’re one of them, dumbass prick.
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    Light29ID
    April 24th, 2009 at 6:40 am

    200 million guns in the hands of 85 million Americans. That’s a lot of hillbillies to take out.
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    kayinmaine
    April 24th, 2009 at 6:46 am

    Hillbillies are stupid people, because they can’t form words, so they grab their guns to do the talking for them! And we wonder why America is the most violent country on the planet. *sigh*
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    Clif
    April 24th, 2009 at 6:56 am

    Me is starting to think lightheaded’s obsession for guns is compensation for something.
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    kayinmaine
    April 24th, 2009 at 7:09 am

    Me too, Clif. Look at the muscle car he drives too! *pointing at his crotch* Not much muscle down there if you know what I mean. 😆 😆 😆

  2. 52

    She oughta’ try a Hillbilly,,
    Hillbilly trucks are always driven hard,,’lotta rough road y’know. :em95:

    Guns doin’ the talkin’?

    Better listen!

    Cliff’s a sockpuppet, btw

  3. 53
    Light29ID says:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @:

    Cliff’s a sockpuppet, btw

    Cheapshot, I’m a dumbass Marine, what is that???

  4. 54
    Eyas says:

    LC Gunsniper sez:

    The envirotards are still convinced the first law of thermodynamics is merely a guideline.

    This is so true.

    Did you catch this story? “Microbe-powered ‘fart’ machine stores energy: Could improve fuel cell technology by turning CO2 into methane”

    Leftists are told that they can get something for nothing (either thermodynamically or economically), and they all say “Great, let’s do that. … In fact, let’s legislate it.” And, if you object on the basis of the Laws of Physics (or the Laws of Economics), the leftists, in their educated ignorance and enlightened stupidity, will say that you are the one who’s uneducated. Either that, or you’re somehow on Exxon’s payroll.

    Now, in fairness to the scientists at PSU who came up with this, there might be something to the discovery/development — i.e, some practical or scientific purpose. I assume that you might find out what it is if you read their scientific paper/journal article. But, you’d never be able to figure out what it might be from the MSLSD article. To do their science reporting can they not find a single leftist with a grasp of any highschool level science class?

    On second thought, they probably can’t.

  5. 55
    Light29ID says:

    Dunno if this true or not but Kaysinsane is pissing all over herself:

    According to the Ohio armed militia, one million armed Americans marching on DC will be a peaceful march! Yeah, yeah, only an idiot would say something like that, but then again, these are the people who support the American Taliban (today’s republic party) who think only their voices matter and anyone else who speaks something different will get a jihad on their ass! Truly, they are not to be trusted!

    Sounds like if it’s true it’ll be one hell’va partyyyyyyyyy

    :em95: :em95: :em95: :em95: :em95: :em95:

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  7. 57
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Kayinsane is the kind of broad who puts on her maxi-pad glue side in. :em95:

  8. 58
    Light29ID says:

    LC Gunsniper sez:

    Kayinsane is the kind of broad who puts on her maxi-pad glue side in.

    Can’t. After being an ‘old lady for the Pagan MC an abdominal trauma chest wrap couldn’t staunch the flow.

  9. 59
    LC Rurik says:

    Light29ID sez:

    Dunno if this true or not but Kaysinsane is pissing all over herself:
    According to the Ohio armed militia, one million armed Americans marching on DC will be a peaceful march! Yeah, yeah, only an idiot would say something like that, but then again, these are the people who support the American Taliban (today’s republic party) who think only their voices matter and anyone else who speaks something different will get a jihad on their ass! Truly, they are not to be trusted!
    Sounds like if it’s true it’ll be one hell’va partyyyyyyyyy

    Either way a hell of a party. Remember the Boston Massacre. Remember Bloody Sunday of 1905. Remember the Womens Day demonstration of 1917.

    Be always ready to rock-n-roll. Events always take us by surprise.

  10. 60
    Princess Natasha, Decadent Delicious Deviant says:

    I doubt Kayinsane has ever been laid. I heard she had a child, but she probably stole a semen sample from some fertility clinic. That, or blew a passed-out wino (paying him in cheap wine) and transferred the result into a turkey baster for later use.

  11. 61
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    Well having hailed from the Northern Va / DC area… I can only say that the next time I physically lay eyes on DC…. it’ll will be via my sights, So I hope I never see that place again.

    But if someone was really going to put on a “million armed man march”…. I might reconsider. Cause the “Shit your pants” factor would be so high you’de hear a large sucking noise as the sphincters in the WH collectively tried to staunch the flow. The MSM? Sheeeit…. those two fuck nuggets Olberman & Matthews would simply implode from sucking in. :em93:

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    Cricket says:

    Congratulations, Princess Natasha.

  13. 63
    LC Fei Long says:

    Light29ID sez:

    kayinmaine
    April 24th, 2009 at 7:09 am

    Me too, Clif. Look at the muscle car he drives too! *pointing at his crotch* Not much muscle down there if you know what I mean. 😆

    Looks like someone fails anatomy forever.

  14. 64
    Spatial Ed says:

    Hmmm, aren’t guns “illegal” in D.C.? D’you suppose the Police will be about arresting a few hundred thousand pistol-packin’ partiers?

  15. 65
    Light29ID says:

    Spatial Ed @:

    3000 against 200,000? They’d passing out cookies and pointing out where the shitters were. All with a big grin on their faces.

  16. 66
    Spatial Ed says:

    And looking for trouble makers. They’re easy to spot, with those big papier mache’ heads.

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