Guns For Me, Not For Thee

For all of you gun-clinging, illegal immigrant-hating, non-lesbians-who-haven’t-had-abortions* out there, we’ve accidentally stumbled across a picture that says more than any rant could ever say about the Obambi administration’s stance on “gun control”.


Consider this your “Weekend Open Thread”.


*Yeah, we’re still trying to figure out how a lesbian can end up with an “unwanted pregnancy”, ourselves.


  1. 51

    I’m baffled no-one has picked Napoleonito as the good name for her.

  2. 52
    BigDogg says:

    LC Gunsniper @ 45 sez:

    Apologies for the Off Topic but check out the soul brothers giving each other some Dep.

    Chimpbama is showing master Hugo how he’ll be giving him a hand-job after the press leaves. C’mon … it’s not like Chavez is a Saudi king (who gets bend-over head) or anything.

  3. 53
    Ten-Ten says:

    Does anyone else notice a resemblance between ‘Jan the Man’ and John Candy’s character from ‘Spaceballs’?

    Barf the Mawg: “I’m half man and half dog! I’m my own best friend!!”

  4. 54
    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    1st pic: someone who never ever held a gun before.

    2nd pic: someone who never saw a real man up that close before.

    Jumping Jeebus on a pogo stick. What a nonfucking old baggage!

  5. 55
    Patriot-Dad says:

    Stupid Bitch call ME a Terrorist!! Try THIS LINK —- It Looks like FUN!!!

  6. 56

    Patriot-Dad @:

    Im … in … complete .. AWE !!

    And that isn’t easy to do … DAYUM !!

  7. 57
    Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion says:

    Patriot-Dad sez:

    Stupid Bitch call ME a Terrorist!! Try THIS LINK —- It Looks like FUN!!!

    This is awesome!!! THANK YOU!!!

  8. 58
    MaxMomFl says:

    Here’s an example of a lady who can use her weapon. She got three into the goblin.

  9. 59
    Imperial Librarian Azygos says:

    She is wearing a Lowes apron that they provide for people that don’t have something to hold shells. I have used them man times.

  10. 60
    harleycowboy says:

    She looks like a member of Oshit’s “special Olypics” shooting team.

  11. 61
    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    Israel is scaring the shit out of odumbo.

  12. 62
    LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion says:

    After carefully consideration I find that I have to support Isreal in thier actions. They face what can only be described as a imminent threat from Iran. There has been a “undeclared war” between Isreal and Iran since at least the 80’s. Everyone knows that Iran pulls the puppet strings on Hamas and that they provide fiscal, material, and logistic support to Hamas fighters.

    Logic and common sense are driving Isreal’s potential response.

    The bully down the street is rich…. and for the past few years the bully has been paying the bills for your neighbor so that they can terrorize you, in an effort to get you to leave. Now the bully has openly declared they want to burn down our house and they are building an automated flame thrower position capable of catching yoru ouse on fire….of course they say the position is “just to light thier bar b que”…. but everyone knows what its really for….

    So all things considered… do you wait for the flame thrower to be operational, and see what happens? Or do you protect yourself by destroying the positon and move the conflict to “open warfare”? Tell you what … my nine yr old can come up with the correct decision….

  13. 63
    LC Ranger 6, Imperial Wielder of The Rove says:

    They face what can only be described as a imminent threat from Iran.

    You cant’ hardly blame them. Particularly since the obamanation has been sending loud signals that he isn’t a friend of Israel.

    They pretty much have to go it alone now.

  14. 64
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    It has been conjectured we would one day turn our back on Israel…..and pay for it dearly. If Obama has the stupid idea Israel can be blackmailed, he had best consider what they could do with those hundreds of nukes, and where they could send them. An F-15 on a one way mission…….final closing on a target at full afterburner…..just one idea. And good luck catching and stopping it. Such an event would no doubt crash the global economy, and Obama blaming it on Israel would incense the Christians and Jews here, his name becoming an epithet, hated for being unwilling to stand for something. What would rise in this county’s demise, after a civil war, would be fractured and angry, and it wouldn’t be a socialist state. Israel would have nothing to lose, somehow I don’t suspect they will go quietly into the night. I stand with them……..

  15. 65
    LC FreedomFighter says:

    Puppet hypocrite. All of them.

  16. 66

    Yeah, I had a few things to say about that last night. The state department wannabe who tried to convince me that I didn’t understand suffered massive FAIL! and hasn’t bothered to come back for more.

    No depth in trolls these days. Kinda like eating a kernal of popcorn. Not enough substance to be very filling. :em95:

  17. 67
    Cricket says:

    Is there an actual, honest to goodness copy of the report floating around the web?

  18. 68
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    You tore him up, BisW. And you do it so nicely…

  19. 69
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    It may sound crazy, but I often fear the economic fallout more than I do military, and our government seeking to impose marshall law at its convenience. I have little doubt Israel could devastate Iran as a going concern. No crisis to go wasted…..and once people become acclimated to controls, they often become more accepting.

  20. 70

    LC HJ Caveman82952 @ 64: Ooh-fucking-RAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

  21. 71
    LC Rurik says:

    Since this is functioning as an open thread …

    Here is something else for you to think about. Last night I found a post at Information Dissemination that the Russian Black Sea Fleet has put to sea with approximately twice the numbers they sortied last August. Further, rumors have been confirmed that Russian ground forces have been deploying close to the Georgian border and other troops have been entering the disputed territories of Abkhazia and Ossetia.

    Even more worrisome,

    Russia has sent an official notification to NATO’s general secretary, Hoop Scheffer, proposing that “all upcoming military exercises planned in Georgia should be postponed or canceled.”

    Anti-Saakashvili rhetoric has continued unabated since the war last August, and Putin and his cohorts have several times expressed a desire to hang him. There are a variety of other reasons, geopolitical, economic, and chauvinistic, why Russia desires to reclaim Georgia. It would be nice if Putin could present a great triumph for the upcoming May Day and Victory Day (May 9) observances.

    Sunday (tomorrow) is Eastern Orthodox Easter, the central day of the entire year for the Orthodox, which include both Russians and Georgians, and many people will find their thoughts turned elsewhere. As Galrahn reminds us, the Russians did not balk at opening their August offensive on the opening day of the Olympics. It is a nearly perfect time to act. Israel is focused on Iran, and America is focused on… well, not really focused at all. While we know little of what Odumbo and Medvedev said at their recent meeting, we can assume that Odumbo made no demands. As far as He is concerned “All those Georgians are just White crackers anyway”, and he probably gave the same informal green light he has waved for anti-Israeli operations. Russia knows that America is emasculated for the next four years. They must be further encouraged by Odumbfuck’s truckling to Chavez. The Russians can be assured that Georgia will meet the attack isolated and demoralized. This time they do not even appear to be bothering to engineer a provocation to goad the Georgians into “shooting first”.

    On the basis of the time necessary for ships to transit the Black Sea, and the Easter factor, I expect the war will probably erupt this coming week. I expect the Russians to use overwhelming force this time, with no need to appear humane and legal, and to conclude their conquest more quickly, with Obumble’s complicit silence. They probably will find evidence of Ukrainian involvement and support for Georgia, as they did last time. After a short rest and a massive celebration, I expect Putin will turn his attention to Ukraine and Estonia.

    I hope I am wrong, and it could be possible that Russia will merely yank Georgia’s and our chain a few more times before closing the deal. But I fear the worst.

  22. 72
    LC Gunsniper says:

    The USA Today asks in this poll “Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear arms?”

    So far the vote leans a bit in the affirmative. :em02:

  23. 73
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Slightly, huh, Gunsniper? :em01: Seems the Brotherhood of the gun is alive and well. My hope being the Obamanauts will galvanize opposition to their policies, especially among the complacent. Obama won’t pull this shit himself, he’ll leave that to his toadies, lackeys and henchmen. Keep your eyes open folks. I can’t remember all the letters I’ve sent off.

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  25. 75
    BigDogg says:

    LC Gunsniper sez:

    The USA Today asks in this poll “Does the Second Amendment give individuals the right to bear arms?”
    So far the vote leans a bit in the affirmative.

    WTF is the deal with “1% undecided”???? Who the hell responds to an online poll and then expresses “no opinion”??? This world is going to hell in a handbasket.

  26. 76

    BigDogg @ 75: That one was a bit questionable of a question anyway. It does not “give us the right”, it recognizes the inherent, unalienable, God given right and tells the gummint they can’t touch it. So that question was a touch not right. :em98: But there was no “comment” section, so it couldn’t be corrected.

  27. 77
    BigDogg says:

    Reloaders beware:

    You may become “Illicit Arms Manufacturers.”

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