Ooops. :-)

Big fucking grin.

KABUL, March 26 (Reuters) – A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said.

“The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded,” a statement from the ministry said.

And the Baby Jesus smiles. (H/T Frank J.)

37 comments

  1. 1
    Marinia says:

    Motherfucker should have been at the Oval office when this happened.

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    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    He indeed did bid them farewell…God I’m smilin’ so much my face hurts…. :em01:

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    BigDogg says:

    I’m confused … does he still get his 72 virgin goats, or does he have to fill in for 432 goats?

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    Should have waved with the other hand. :em01: :em99: :em01:

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    LC Gunsniper says:

    A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants

    Figures that a klutzy jihadi wanna-be would accidentally do more to safeguard the free world than jugears and his band of traitorcrats.

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    LC hilljohnny says:

    it just never gets old.

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    The Watcher says:

    ‘So long, farewell, auf wiedersehn, good—BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!’ :em01: :em95:

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    Wreckerboy says:

    :em01: :em95: :em99: :em99: :em99: :em01: :em95: Too fuckin funny, Allah oh shit Boom.

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    LC BogVojnyj says:

    :em99: Good, hopefully the pisslamists recruit more like him!

  10. 10
    LC Rurik says:

    All you other vets should be able to relate. There’s one in every outfit. Taleban units probaably have several.

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    mindy1 says:

    :em01: and the darwina award winner is :em01:

  12. 12

    You have GOT to love it when shit like that happens! :em01: :em99: :em01: :em99:

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    Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion says:

    Love it! Love it! Love it!! It is moments like this that make me wonder if maybe there is a Higher Power who is fair and just. Not one, not two, but seven of the ululating subhuman freaks have gone on to their richly deserved fate of being worm food. Blown up into hundreds of little pieces for easier digestion, too! Poor leftards are probably declaring a day of mourning and crying in their tofu. Wonder if some herpes-ridden panty-pisser is going to show up and lecture me on compassion or some such bullshit.

    :em03: Made my day!!

  14. 14
    LC Ted says:

    so this is how “akbar the dead terrorist” came to be.

    Ted

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    lc purple raider says:

    I heard afterward the survivors were preparing to bury the homicide bomber.

    “Achmed, there’s Akbar.”
    “Oooh, and there’s Akbar”
    “Ugh, and there’s Akbar”

    The Baby Jesus on my dashboard is doing a freaking jig.

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    KArnold says:

    @ purple raider:

    If they need help with that burial, I’ve got a great wet/dry Shop-Vac they could borrow.

  17. 17

    Ta’ hell with burying anything!
    Have you seen how much interior designers charge for the larger floral wall designs?

  18. 18
    LC Jon Imperial Hunter says:

    Another graduate of Jihadi EOD!

  19. 19
    LC Rurik says:

    LC Cheapshot911, Dept. of Redneck Tech @:

    Buzzards are also God’s creatures, and they gotta eat too.

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    DelRott says:

    Too bad…he didn’t have a larger farewell party

  21. 21
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    Ah, the wonders of turd world technology.

  22. 22
    Marinia says:

    [IMG]http://i139.photobucket.com/albums/q283/mariniatheelf/bill-ayres-gave-it-to-me.jpg[/IMG]

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    Hardclimber says:

    All is well then! And might I add that these “regrettable incidents” (sarcastic tone set at highest here…) become more, much more frequent.

    I also have to apologize for my more than lengthy absence, but a serious injury set me back a couple of months. I should be getting back to my normal work on April 7th… right when things get much busier at the dealership. Hope you guys didn’t think I went AWOL!!!

    As for the poor pigslamic turds that bit the big biscuit, well, I have one more thing to say… Encore!!!

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    LC hilljohnny says:

    Hardclimber good to “hear” from you. i feared you had been snowed under again.

  27. 27
    Hardclimber says:

    hilljohnny

    Thanks, and snowed under we just did, 32cm in a bit less than 24 hours… I had so much Global Warming on my front balcony, I could hardly see out. Two years ago, we had a bloody blizzard on the 6th of May! Aaah, life in New Brunswick, snow, ice, freezing rain, then winter comes…

  28. 28
    LC PrimEviL says:

    Hardclimber: glad you’re back, and indeed, we were wondering about you. Sorry to hear
    you had problems. As for the snow, don’t worry about it. Just strap a Hornet to an angle-
    bed truck, and drive it down the street with the afterburners kicked in. Snow goes away.

    Back on thread, as for Abdulla the Foola, way to go, man. Keep up the good work. :em01:

  29. 29
    LC PrimEviL says:

    Marinia @ #24:
    :em01:

  30. 30

    Hardclimber sez:

    Hope you guys didn’t think I went AWOL!!!

    We most certainly did!! We were just about to send the Marines out after your ass, but Crunchie wouldn’t go until he had had a nap. :em01:

    Sorry to hear you got layed up. You really need to learn to EMAIL someone when things like that happen…you know…LET US KNOW ABOUT IT.

    Great to see you back you old sod!! :em03: :em69:

  31. 31
    Hardclimber says:

    LC Mrs. M-ITT

    My bad, but thing were a bit out of my control for a while. Glad I was missed.

    Marines hey..? They would have had to pass by my Missus… Guadalcanal would have seem like a walk in the park, she is so protective…

    But I’m back and can actually stand! Now, I am looking forward to being a constant presence on my beloved Rott.

    Aircover is back on!

  32. 32
    LC HJ Caveman82952 says:

    Hardclimber! I had wondered where you had wandered, or flown off to? You need anything, Bro? After a rotten day at work good to see a friendly face..be well, my friend. :em69: And Mrs. M is right, email next time, if you can.

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    LC Proud Infidel says:

    Before I deployed to Asscanistan in ’05, we were each issued a primer, or “smart book” to read, in which splodeydopes like that were referred to as “Wile E. Coyote Bombers”, NO JOKE!! One example was a bomber who packed a bicycle frame with plastique and topped it off with a few mortar shells for good measure. While pedaling it thru Kabul at about 0200,. *BOOM!*, bicycle and hadji blown to confetti, and a few broken windows, at least this asswipe got rid of at least a few of his compadres, it’ll save our troops and our allies on ammo!! :em93: :em01: :em99: :em03:

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    Hardclimber says:

    Caveman

    Thanks, but no, nothing is needed. I will advise should anything like this ever happens again (sure hope not!). Didn’t want to bother my fellow rotties with this.

    But now I’m back, top her up, we’re going to pull G’s like we never pulled before!

  36. 36
    Princess Natasha, Uber-Whore of Zion says:

    Yay, my favorite pilot is back!!

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    GamerFromJump says:

    LC Proud Infidel sez:

    Before I deployed to Asscanistan in ‘05, we were each issued a primer, or “smart book” to read, in which splodeydopes like that were referred to as “Wile E. Coyote Bombers”, NO JOKE!! One example was a bomber who packed a bicycle frame with plastique and topped it off with a few mortar shells for good measure. While pedaling it thru Kabul at about 0200,. *BOOM!*, bicycle and hadji blown to confetti, and a few broken windows, at least this asswipe got rid of at least a few of his compadres, it’ll save our troops and our allies on ammo!!

    That’s kind of insulting to Wile E. He’d succeed if the laws of his universe weren’t against him.

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