Yeah, This Is Getting Real Fun.

That was sarcasm BTW. I’m referring to Dear Leader Poofy Hair getting ready to pull a Slim Pickens and ride the missile.

Japanese, South Korean and U.S. missile-destroying ships set sail to monitor North Korea‘s imminent rocket launch, as Pyongyang stoked tensions Monday by detaining a South Korean worker for reportedly denouncing the North’s political system.

Would that be the “unproven missile defense” system Teh Magic Negro™ promised to stop wasting money on? So while the Norks are detaining a citizen of a U.S. ally for daring to speak ill of Dear Leader and his “extreme diet plan” called communism, they are also gonna launch a ballistic missile test. Yeah, these are people we can “deal” with in an “open and constructive dialogue.”

North Korea says it will send a communications satellite into orbit between April 4 and April 8. The U.S., South Korea and Japan suspect the regime is using the launch to test its long-range missile technology, warning it would face U.N. sanctions under a Security Council resolution banning the country from any ballistic activity.

Oh noes, the dreaded Useless Nitwit n. Don’t  you dare do that again, M’kay? Please, or we’ll have to write another sanction. Don’t make us unleash the CAPSLOCK on you! You won’t like it mister man!! See, two, TWO exclamation points. We really super duper mean it.

Further heightening tensions on the divided peninsula, North Korean authorities detained a South Korean worker at a joint industrial zone in the North for purportedly denouncing Pyongyang’s political system and inciting female northern workers to flee the communist country.

Hope they were mega hot dude, because the Norks KNOW what torture is, and they enjoy it. No Abu Graib college hazing here, no sir. We’re talking serious jeopardy of permanent bodily disfigurement and possible death.

The detention comes as two American journalists working for former Vice President Al Gore’s Current TV media venture remain in North Korean custody after reportedly crossing the border illegally from China on March 17.

Snort. They were on a fact finding mission to see how Algores theories work in practice. Glorious eco-friendly North Korea, which has voluntarily reduced it’s carbon footprint to that of the naked mole rat, completely eliminated that pesky light pollution by maintaining total nationwide darkness, and is working on singlehandedly solving the overpopulation problem.

Late Monday, the North also threatened to take an unspecified “resolute countermeasure” against South Korea if it joins a U.S.-led international campaign aimed at stopping the spread of weapons of mass destruction.

When your dealing with a people not only crazy as a shit house loon, but also just down right weird, that can mean anything from an Apocalyptic artillery barrage of Seoul, to Poofy Hair writing another auto-biography about how he walked on the moon at  the age of five without a rocket. Ever read any of the crap about how sooper dooper awesome fantastically fantastic that lil’ runt is? I’d prefer the barrage.

Seoul’s participation would be treated as “a declaration of a war,” Pyongyang’s Committee for the Peaceful Reunification of Korea said in a statement carried by the official Korean Central News Agency.

Now that’s some Orwellian double speak. Committee for the Peaceful Reunification threatening a declaration of war. Sad thing is in N.K. that actually makes perfect sense.

All of the warships – of South Korea, Japan and the U.S. – are equipped with sophisticated combat systems enabling them to track and shoot down enemy missiles.

But, but, they’re unproven missile defense systems! Bambi said so. I’m so confused.

However, leaders of all three countries have indicated it’s unlikely the warships would respond militarily to a launch by North Korea.

Man I hope not. Teh Messiah has proven that he isn’t much on the multi-tasking and he can only lose one war at a time, two max.

13 comments

  1. 1

    Ya know, we really could use a nightlight to the northwest. :em12:

  2. 2
    Sir Fresh Sign says:

    the new diplomatic weakness in vogue is one thing
    but telegraphing our weakness, instead of being intimidatingly ambiguous
    scares me

  3. 3
    Lady H says:

    I really hate the 52% who elected this moron marxist to the highest office in our land.

  4. 4
    Tonto, injun scout says:

    Question: Would Teh One know a foreign policy if it bit him in the ass? Does Teh One know that there are people over there on the other side of the water? Do ya think?

  5. 5
    BigDogg says:

    At the rate that Chimpbama is going … we won’t have to worry about N. Korea very much longer. We’ll be just another 3rd world communist country with an egomaniac dictator.

    I’m toying with a new motto … “Rapture or Revolution.”

  6. 6
    LC Gunsniper says:

    Tonto, injun scout @:#4

    jugears doesn’t even understand the concept of a DVD region.

  7. 7
    spliff says:

    Koreans are the only people I know who will lie to you even when it’s perfectly clear that they are lying. They call it “Korea Fighting”. Satellite, my azz!

  8. 8
    mindy1 says:

    I am not happy with this-I am not sure what we should do, but I do not have confidence that obama does

  9. 9
    LC Ted says:

    wait until the stupid “satellite” lands in the US say umm… in the back yard at 1600 penn. ave in Washington DC, well she what tune he whistles then.

  10. 10
    LC Ted says:

    hum no edit? it was supposed to read we”ll see what tune the president whistles then

  11. 11
    LC Fei Long says:

    spliff @:
    Way to make a broad overgeneralization. It’s not Koreans. It’s not even North Koreans. It’s the Communists of North Korea that you cannot trust.

    – LC Fei Long, who happens to be Korean.

  12. 12
    LC Fei Long says:

    *(and the Chicom asshats who stand behind them all the while, mind you)

  13. 13
    VonZorch Imperial Researcher says:

    The Standard Missile Mark 3 that nearly every Navy combatant ship carries has been proven well able to kill a missile in flight. I hear rumors that the newest version can kill satellites.

    Mindy1
    I hold the opposite opinion. I have every confidence that Obama knows what to do, the problem is that he will certainly be wrong.

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