Fresh Meat

In answer to the announcement by President Trump….

…the HAMAStinians protested peacefully, walking and holding up placards, chanting and generally peacefully showing their disapproval.

Oh wait.

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Yeah, lets give these people a State

Other News in Brief

It appears that Captain Robert “Ahab” Mueller has finally caught sight of… er, a tiny whitish sardine, maybe?

Short version: Former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn has pled guilty to one count of fibbing to the FIB (not a typo) about how, in minute detail, he was doing his job as part of the transitional administration. Doing his job, mind you, with the full blessing and knowledge of the former Obama Junta (not that it really matters whether he had their blessing to do his actual job or not).

In other words, this Bombshell™ of a development proves, beyond a reasonable doubt, that the Trump team colluuuuuuuuuded with the Russians somehow, at least if you ask the average Prozi on the street. Just don’t ask Brian Ross, Ace Reporter of the ABC, because he’s been suspended for four weeks without pay for lying about this, so he’s probably secluded somewhere applying analgesics to his butt.

But wait, there’s more! The Trump team must then somehow have colluuuuuuuded with the Russians to steal the election AFTER THEY’D ALREADY WON IT!!!! Is there nothing that the Trumpinator and his team CAN’T do?

Don’t worry, Ahab. Some day you’ll catch that damn white whale!

We’d reach out for the Attorney General’s opinion, but he hasn’t been answering his phone since he recused himself from it on grounds of… Who the Hades knows? Some guy working for the phone company named Sergey, perhaps?

Thatisall.

The Butthurt, it is STRONK!!!

Thanks to L.C. Mope, who keeps up with the fake news media so that we won’t have to read their sickening masturbatory fantasies, we learn that the Dread T-Shirt of Doom™ is making the rounds again. This time at Wal*Mart. Briefly. Before the butthurt presstitutes had it yanked.

The nation’s largest retailer Wednesday removed from its website a controversial t-shirt that threatens journalists, shortly after RTDNA and its Voice of the First Amendment Task Force sent a letter to the company’s top executives requesting its removal.

The shirt, featuring the words “Rope. Tree. Journalist. SOME ASSEMBLY REQUIRED,” had been offered for sale on Walmart.com by a third-party seller, Teespring.com, which also offers on its site a coffee mug featuring the slogan.

RTDNA Executive Director Dan Shelley sent a letter pointing out that the message sent by the shirts could “at the least … inflame the passions of those who either don’t like, or don’t understand, the news media. At worst, they openly encourage violence targeting journalists.”

Oh we understand you just fine. How do you think the T-shirt came about in the first place, you sanctimonious, lying pricks?

Wally World then proceeded to promptly yank the Tee.

“We are grateful for Walmart’s swift action, but dismayed that it, and anyone else selling the shirt, would offer such an offensive and inflammatory product,” Shelley said. “We live in an environment in which political and ideological discourse has deteriorated to the level where some find it appropriate to advocate violence targeting journalists merely for performing their Constitutionally-guaranteed duty to seek and report the truth,” he added.

If you lay the shmaltz any thicker on that slice of bread, it’ll collapse under its own weight, you self-righteous, obnoxious little turd. Get down from that damn cross, you’re only making yourself look silly up there.

Now, we realize that you “journalists” aren’t exactly among the sharpest tools in the shed, you spent an awfully large number of your formative years licking the windows of the short bus, otherwise you’d have gotten an actual education, so we’ll keep it slow here. First, the actual text of the First Amendment that you’re so obviously unfamiliar with:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

What you have is not a “Constitutionally guaranteed duty”, you have a Constitutionally guaranteed right to waste valuable ink and electrons in any way you see fit without fear of the government. Right does not equal “duty”.

Which, by the way, is the same right that everybody else has, including those poor benighted peasant citizens that you so disdain (and fear when they print T-shirts you don’t like, exercising their rights).

So no, you’re not special. Not in the way you’d like us to use the word “special”, anyway.

And stop using the word “duty” when you are obviously entirely unfamiliar with that as well. “Duty to report the truth?”

If only.

You hacks wouldn’t recognize the truth if it jumped up and bit you in whatever it is you have in place of balls.

Who knows? If you familiarized yourselves a bit with the concept of truth and started feeling a duty to report it, T-shirts like that one might not ever have been printed.

Ever thought about that?

No. No, you haven’t. Don’t pretend otherwise.

But please do keep beclowning yourselves.

You want to know how you got Trump? That’s how you got Trump.

Thanks, by the way.

Thatisall.

Once a Stasi, Always a Nazi

Frau Reichskanzlerin Merkel’s bunker keeps sending out more and more interesting Führerbefehle:

The German government wants to force tech firms and car manufacturers to hand security services hidden digital access to private cars, computers, phones, and more.
Germany’s Interior Minister Thomas de Maizière has drafted a proposal for the interior minister conference next week, in which he calls for “the legal duty for third parties to allow for secret surveillance”.

Seriously, though: What did you expect, Germany? You keep electing those far left freaks to government, and it keeps turning out poorly for you.

1933-1945 wasn’t hard enough of a lesson for you?

Are you really that thick?

Thatisall.

More Kibble

Because Apparently it Needs to be Said Again

If there is one thing that drives His Imperial Majesty to despair, it’s how history keeps repeating itself. From our long time friend and fellow Old Guarder, Bill Quick: There seems to be something rancid in the air, wafting from numerous sources on both the left and the right. On the left, we get a

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You Don’t Say, You Nauseating Nazi Bitch?

Lois “Heydrich” Lerner, for some reason we surely can’t fathom, appears to be ever so concerned about the public finding out the details about what she and her fellow fascists were doing during the days of the Obumfuck Regime: Former IRS executive Lois G. Lerner told a federal court last week that members of her

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November 11 2017 – Lest we forget

With proud thanksgiving, a mother for her children, England mourns for her dead across the sea. Flesh of her flesh they were, spirit of her spirit, Fallen in the cause of the free. Solemn the drums thrill: Death august and royal Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres. There is music in the midst of desolation

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Just a quick housekeeping note

Folks, Brendan here. Just an advisory that if your comment doesnt appear and it looks like the Yeti ate it, it didnt, it was being held in the system. I am not sure why specific posts are being held pending approval, but I check in virtually every day and send them on ASAP. If your

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Remind Us Who This Moron Is Again?

“We grieve with all the families in Sutherland Springs harmed by this act of hatred, and we’ll stand with the survivors as they recover,” Obama tweeted Sunday evening. “May God also grant all of us the wisdom to ask what concrete steps we can take to reduce the violence and weaponry in our midst,” he

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Are We Seeing a Trend Here?

So we have Pantifa committing arson, vandalism, aggravated assault on too many counts to mention, a Bernie Bro shooting up Republicans, critically wounding Rep. Scalise, a murderous, anti-Trump, pussyhat-wearing swine shooting up a concert in Vegas, murdering five score people, a deranged, degenerate Prozi swine beating up Sen. Rand Paul, breaking several of his ribs

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

November 5th, 2017
Big Vegan Nothingburger

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November 5th, 2017
Well that Was Mildly Disappointing

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October 29th, 2017
Paging Mr and Mrs Rosenberg

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October 27th, 2017
Open Thread

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October 24th, 2017
Reflections in early morning

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October 24th, 2017
Thank G-d For Those Wonderful, Vibrant, Diverse, Equally Important and Valuable Cultures of the World

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