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Season Four of Capture Shia’s Flag Ends Exactly as Expected

Wednesday, Shia laPet announced that, following his latest fiasco at keeping up his live stream of his “He Will Not Divide Us” flag, victory over the fun-loving folks at /pol/ was now assured as he had moved the flag to the top of a museum in Liverpool.

As if there are no /pol/’ers and assorted other weaponized autists in England. Mheh.

Today Yesterday, Season 4 ended.

Speculations on where Shia will put his stupid flag next (up his arse might be a good idea, since that might be one place even the most committed of /pol/’ers might refuse to go) in comments, please.

Thatisall.

Another Thing That “Never Happened”… Happened

The FBI is not cooperating with the House of Representatives’ investigation into the NSA’s surveillance of the Trump campaign during the 2016 election, the chairman of the U.S. House Permanent Select Committee, Rep. Devin Nunes (R-Calif.), said today.

During an explosive press conference outside the White House, Nunes told reporters that communications from the Trump team were picked up and disseminated within the government during the 2016 campaign. Nunes said sources within the intelligence community presented him with the information. He spoke to the press after briefing the administration.

So, no surveillance ever happened? Pull the other one. It plays “The Marsellaise”.

Of course, any idiot knows that surveillance happened, unless they’re the very Special Kind of Idiot™, we’ve been surveying every single bit of information from abroad going into this country (or out) since we had the ability to do so.

But, the goalposts have been moved. Unless President Trump can prove that Jugears personally hid in his liquor cabinet with a mic and a steno pad, nothing ever happened.

You’d have to be as mentally stunted as a journalist to buy that one, and that would require a lobotomy at the very least.

What is truly interesting, and therefore not surprisingly unreported in this whole case, is that Jugears, in the final weeks of his “presidency”, lifted the requirement that you had to mask out names of individuals not directly the subjects of an investigation which, some might say, might make it easier for some to “leak” information that, we hasten to add, could never have been leaked because the investigation never happened in the first place, in spite of the fact that this kind of investigation has been happening since we decided we were a country.

You really have to be as retarded as a Prozi voter to make any sense of this nonsense.

Unfortunately, there are quite a large number of twats who haven’t been weeded out by natural selection yet.

“Incidental” our arse.

But, by all means, keep breeding on those sub-paramecium individuals. After all, it would be “un-American” to do otherwise. And, after all, a hole is a hole, isn’t it?

Thatisall.

Oh Dear! More Cultural Vibrancy and Enrichening on Display

This time from LC & IB Angry Webmaster:

A knife-wielding attacker was shot by armed police in the grounds of Parliament today after pedestrians were mowed down on Westminster Bridge. More than 10 people are said to have been hit by a car on Westminster Bridge after a vehicle described as a ‘4×4’ reportedly drove into pedestrians and cyclists.

A ‘middle-aged Asian’ intruder then managed to break into the grounds of the Houses of Parliament and stabbed a police officer before he was shot, reports suggest.

Once again, in BritSpeak, “Asian” = “wog” or, if you prefer, goat-molesting pedo-prophet worshiper. Granted, there are actual Asian “Asians” in Britain and they’re called “Asians” too, but we’re willing to eat our crown that it wasn’t one of those who decided to go Sudden Jihadi™ on Westminster Bridge.

It’s frowned upon in their culture. They’re civilized, after all.

Thatisall.

In Today’s News About the Rampant Cultural Vibrancy in Sweden

…which, of course, never happened because Trump LIED™!, we learn that (from Bill Quick):

An asylum seeker who forced a 10-year-old to watch pornographic films before raping her is now pleading with the Swedish government not to deport him back to Iraq.

The 45-year-old Iraqi asylum seeker known only as Ahmed was put on trial for raping the 10-year-old girl in an asylum camp in Tjörn, according to newspaper Aftonbladet. The Iraqi is said to have assaulted the 10-year-old repeatedly from July to September of last year and also raped another woman in the camp on up to 20 different occasions.

The sheer enrichening and vibrancy in that short quote! Surely, Sweden is truly blessed to not have a homo/xeno/trans/everything-phobic Literally Hitler™ like Trump as their national leader!

Bill adds:

…the thing that jumps out at me is the serial nature of his barbaric acts: He raped this child over and over and over again, as well as, apparenlty, an adult woman. And nobody seems to have tried to do anything about it. Perhaps the “peaceful” nature of Islam precludes its practitioners from “unpeaceable” acts like reporting on the deeds of outrageous savagery carried on in their vicinity?

Truly mystifying to a civilized mind, we agree. Of course, in Sweden, doing anything about such a thing, including just mentioning it, is likely to have more severe consequences for the person doing something than it ever will for the actual subhuman perpetrator.

We fully expect the koranimal child rapist in this article to not only not be deported, but to also get a very lenient “sentence” indeed.

How was he supposed to know that anally and vaginally raping a child was wrong?

He’s a muslim, after all.

Thatisall.

More Kibble

More Garbage People From Garbage Countries Imported by Prozis

From LC Lone Haranguer. ROCKVILLE, Md. (ABC7) — Two Rockville High School students have been arrested and charged with raping a 14-year-old girl in a restroom at the school Thursday morning, police said. The rapist animals are two “freshmen” of 18 and 17. So who are they? Two Amish guys on a Rumspringa, right? [the

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On European Elections and the Oft Reported “Death of Right Wing Populism”

A thing that seems to “die” every other day, only to come back from the dead a week or two later. It’s amazing what a deluded mind can convince itself of, as long as it reinforces the delusion. We’re speaking of the “resounding defeat” of Geert Wilders (according to the increasingly desperate Prozi/Tranzi media) and

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Grate Moments in Publik “Edukation”

This time from overseas but, before you laugh too hard, admit it: It could have been here. Nursery workers suggested a four-year-old boy who mispronounced the word “cucumber” as “cooker bomb” should be referred to a counter-terrorism project, his family has claimed. The Asian family said concerns were raised with them after the child drew

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Sore Loser Bigoted Transphobic Oppressive Women Oppress Oppressed Minority

From Ace. A transgender weightlifter who transitioned from male to female caused outrage after he won a female competition Sunday. Laurel Hubbard, born a male, outperformed his female competitors in the Australian International competition, reports AU.News. Hubbard lifted about 591 pounds, compared to runner-up Iuniarra Sipaia, who lifted approximately 572 pounds. One weightlifter pointed out

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Semantics is Fun

Not much new to add to the ongoing saga of how the surveillance, the alleged anonymous leaking of which allowed the ProziMedia to feed upon Prozis’ sudden hysterical fear of Russians everywhere (let’s face it, the Prozis will never forgive the Russians for giving up communism) by making up ever more fantastical stories about President

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In Other Hilarious News

You all remember Shia LaPet, right? The “He Will Not Divide Us” twat who first had to move his “protest” due to being arrested for assault, then made the genius move of trying to hide out his camera in an Albuquerque parking lot and then, when that got too “hot” for him too, ran off

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