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Glowbull Wormening Strikes Again as Hell Europe Freezes Over

But remember, children: When it gets colder, it’s just “weather”, no matter how often it happens and how much of a pattern is developing. One hot summer’s day, on the other hand, is “irrefutable evidence that you need to have your SUV taken away at gunpoint and be forced to buy a Chevy Doltswagen™.

“Bosnian authorities on Sunday used helicopters to evacuate sick people and deliver food to thousands of people who have been cut off by the heaviest snow the country has ever recorded… Across Eastern Europe thousands of people were digging themselves out from heavy snow that followed a weeklong cold snap that has killed hundreds.

More than 100 remote Bosnian villages are cut off by snow over 6 1/2 feet high in the mountains. More than three feet has fallen in the capital Sarajevo, where a state of emergency has been declared…

This is the second year in a row where Europe has been hit by winter weather much harsher than usual, but don’t expect the Glowbull Gore Cultists™ to acknowledge that with as much as a raised eyebrow.

At the same time as the number of solar flares are at the lowest level since the seventeenth century, and it is a fact that solar activity correlates pretty much precisely with fluctuations in global temperatures.

You decide but, as to ourself, “that big ball of fire in the sky from which Earth gets all of its energy might have something to do with global climate” sounds a whole Hell of a lot more plausible than “the last Ice Age ended because of the woolly mammoths’ excessive flatulence and/or advanced industrialized society.”

Thatisall.

There’s Chutzpah, There’s Hypocrisy, and Then There’s…

Eleanor Holmes Norton, D.C. delegate to the House. The socialist twit represents the absolute best example of the wondrous joys that a total welfare state can provide. Abject poverty, rampant crime, the murder capitol of the nation, areas within spitting distance of the White House that you dare not travel unless armed, except of course that the perfumed potentates that have run our nations Capitol into the ground won’t allow the common serfs to be armed.

So what did the good “gentlewoman” say that elevates her to the heights of hypocrisy? (which is saying a lot considering her ideological fellow travelers and the cesspool from which she hails) Commenting before the House voted to oppose raising their salaries and to freeze the pay of over 2 million civilian federal workers she dropped this steaming pile of donkey shit;

“The problem is that federal employees have become a kind of piggy bank – whenever you need some money, you take it from the federal employees.”

Really now? Welcome to our world bitch. How about some of that “shared sacrifice” your god Ogabe has been calling for, huh? Time to see how the tax payers and the military feel for a change you hypocritical chunk of twat mold.

Welcome to the other 52%, you know, the ones that actually pay for that “piggy bank” you so jealously guard.

Commie cunt.

For Once, He Just May Be Honest

“I don’t care about the poor, they already have a safety net.”

Thus spake Mittens “Inevitable” RomneyCare and from that sentence, a million DNC ads were cut.

Heckuva Job, Mitty!

No, His Majesty doesn’t really give a fig about “context” here, because it’s not going to matter a fig to the wall-to-wall propagandists of the LeftStream Media from the moment Mittens Thurston Howell III clutches the nomination in his perfectly manicured plastic hands onwards, and if you think otherwise, then you need therapy. Or at the very least explain to us which planet you’ve been living on for those past, we don’t know, 40 years or so.

And believe you us: The ones who will decide this election, the mush-headed “moderates”, will get that message loud and clear because it’s the only message they’ll be hearing. Context, in this case, matters not at all, because nobody except for those of us who wouldn’t dream of voting for Ogabe anyway will even know that there is one.

Oh, and for bonus points: His “context” is wrong too.

Saying “not to worry, they got their food stamps and welfare checks” ISN’T, no matter how much you try to spin it, a conservative point of view. Saying “it will be my first priority to do everything I can to expand and encourage the economy so that the poor without a job can get one and those who already have one will be able to get one that pays better” IS, on the other hand, exactly what conservatism is all about.

We don’t throw fishes at the starving poor. We teach them to FISH. The former is the standard socialist statist claptrap that the leftists have been carping about for decades, so it really is no surprise that Mittens RomneyCare keeps singing from the same hymnal. It’s the only one he truly knows. His current faux conservatism, on the other hand, is only what he’s been able to pick up on the fly, so all you’re really seeing is a trained seal trying to show a new trick when he tries to appear “conservative.”

And this is the clown that the RINOcracy calls “inevitable” and keeps telling us the “only one who can beat Obama?”

He’s already got more self-inflicted wounds than a horny hedgehog on Viagra and meth and his enemies haven’t even gotten started on him.

Come back and tell us how that worked out for you in November, will you, Cocktail Party?

Thatisall.

More Kibble

John McNaughton

I found these over at The Blaze. I had not heard of the Artist John McNaughton before, So I took a cruise over to his website. Holy Shit and Shaboodle as my old wingman would say. This man’s work is incredible. You must have a look, especially take a few minutes to watch the video

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You Want an Open Thread? You Can’t HANDLE an Open Thread!

Hey, I had to call this post something, no? His Majesty is a bit pre-occupied at the moment, but surely we can find the time to provide our many LCs and GLORs with an open thread, so here goes. Thatisall.

Confusion to BOTH of our Enemies

His Majesty has laid out a plan for voting in the Virginia Primary, where it has been arranged that Willard Mitt “Flipper” Romney would only have Ron “Protocols of Ron” Paul to oppose him; guaranteeing him a sweep of Virginia’s delegates, and the superficial appearance of strong support in a southern state. I don’t live

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

February 1st, 2012
But He’s the Only ELECTABLE One!

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January 31st, 2012
The Pilgrimage

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January 29th, 2012
The Enemy Within

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January 29th, 2012
SOTU Fisk

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January 28th, 2012
Video of the Week

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January 28th, 2012
Well, It’s New To Me

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