(Via LC & IB Bill Quick)
In September, New York Police officers responded to an emotionally disturbed man causing a ruckus at a Times Square bus terminal by opening fire on him while they were surrounded by crowds and traffic. They missed him and hit two innocent bystanders (one of whom was in a walker). Police said at the time they thought the man, Glenn Broadnax, was reaching for a gun, but he turned out to be unarmed.
OK, so a bunch of nervous in the service NYC badge flashers open fire and manage to hit everything except for their target. So what else is new?
Even though Broadnax was not armed, an indictment unsealed Wednesday is charging him with assault for the injuries caused by police gunfire.
Why of course! Although we have no idea WHY the officers suspected that he’d be reaching for a gun. Weren’t they outlawed by Mayor Bloomypants/Maduro/DeBlasio/Stalin or whatever the Hades the name is of the communist cocksucker that the Noo Yawkers have elected lord and master over themselves? Obviously, there couldn’t possibly have been ANY guns involved. Other than the ones inexpertly wielded by NYC’s Finest, the Gang that Couldn’t Shoot Straight, much less hit the inside of a barn.
So now a nutbag is staring at 25 years in the slammer for having reached inside his pants for a non-existent gun, they’re BANNED, after all, thus forcing the poor inept cops to shoot the shit out of everything that moved and didn’t move except for the “threat”.
And the randomly assembled grand jury of 12 imbeciles agreed with this. But, then again, what exactly would you expect from a gaggle of retards who just elected a proud, unreformed supporter of Latin American communist dictators mayor? Seeing as how Mr. Broadnax is allegedly a retard, we guess we at least have to concede that his case WAS heard by a “jury of his peers.”
And nobody should know this better than Fallujah sur Lac Michigan, as we’ve decided to call the festering swamp that spawned King Barack.
This Easter weekend, 45 people were shot in the city that’s come to be known as ‘Chiraq.’ And until Obama can get the guns off the streets of his hometown, the bloodshed won’t stop.
Can’t he just go organize some communities or something? That seemed to work so very wonderfully for him in the past, didn’t it? He became president based on that sole qualification, didn’t he? So surely it must be a very wonderful skill only a select few mortals possess if, indeed, he is a mere mortal, which ProgNazis seem to have a problem with accepting.
Not that getting the guns off the street would help. People would just get knifed instead. Or burned. Or clobbered. Or run over. But perhaps he could get everything off the streets with his magical, LightBringing Powers? No worries. His economic policies are already doing that.
President Obama may have gotten our troops out of Iraq,
By unconditionally surrendering in a war his predecessor and the U.S. Armed Forces had helpfully won for him.
But the gunfire in his hometown of Chicago is still earning it a searing nickname coined by young people who live there.
On Easter weekend, 45 people were shot in the city, six of them children.
Five youngsters under the age of 15—four girls and a boy—were shot in a playground where they had gone after Easter services at a nearby church
They were obviously bigoted, Christofascist h8rs anyway, so who cares?
Then follows a litany of people being shot by… We honestly don’t know what, since guns are illegal in Chicago, so obviously there aren’t any guns there at all. After all, that’s how gun bans work, right? You ban guns, and then immediately they all get turned in, particularly the guns owned by criminal scumbags psycho enough to go gunning down innocent people, because we all know that nobody is more law-abiding than a psychopathic criminal murderer.
Murdering a team of teenage b-ball players in cold blood is one thing, but owning a gun illegally in spite of clear laws against it… Now that’s just one line a psychopath won’t cross.
FBI Director James Comey happened to be in Chicago the following Monday, and he ascribed much of the violence to the gang culture so deeply ingrained in the city. But Comey had little to say about what Chicago Police Superintendent, [political appointee and professional ass-licker] Garry McCarthy recognizes as the core problem.
“Until we do something about guns, don’t expect things to change overnight,” McCarthy said at a press conference that same day.
You could start doing something about it by issuing firearms and training to all law-abiding citizens, for instance. That would cull the herd of psychopath mass murderers quite a bit. In a hurry.
McCarthy noted that Chicago cops have seized 1,500 illegal guns so far this year, but the people caught with the weapons are all too often back on the street all too soon.
“It’s like running on a hamster wheel,” McCarthy said of the effort to grapple with the problem. “We’re drinking from a fire hose, seizing these guns, and people are back out on the street. They’re not learning that carrying a firearm is going to have a serious impact on their lives.”
Possibly from said “serious impact” being kept in the drunk tank for just as long as it takes to sign their release papers. One might, cynically of course, suggest that the “serious impact” isn’t deemed quite serious enough by psychopathic mass murderers.
McCarthy invoked the memory of Hadiya Pendleton, the 15-year-old who was killed by a stray round in 2013, just days after performing at Obama’s second inauguration.
Why, it’s just like somebody taking a piss in a baptismal font days after the resurrection of Jesus Christ! Blasphemy! Weren’t the waters supposed to recede once our once and future lord Obama was crowned king of all that moves upon the Earth?
Side note: We do believe that the long overdue retirement of god king Obama in 2017 will be seen, by “journalists”, as a blessing in the long run. For one thing, it will give their badly abused genitals a chance to recover from the chafing and calluses from years of masturbating furiously every time they type out his most blessed name.
“If you don’t go to jail for gun possession, you continue to carry guns,” McCarthy said. “You continue to carry guns, and people get shot.”
And if you DO go to jail for gun possession, you apparently start carrying guns as soon as you leave jail again. It’s almost as if criminals don’t care if they break the law! Puzzling! Inconceivable! Mind-boggling!
Why McCarthy is Superintendent of anything more complicated than his wife’s anal warts is what’s REALLY puzzling, but he obviously has shown great skill when it comes to picking the right sphincters to felch.
Listen, we’ll make it simple: “Gun control” is like Quintus Fabius Maximus, having learned of the massive losses due to weapons (and the piss-poor tactics of Gaius Terentius Varro) at Cannae, making a tour of the Legions, confiscating all of their swords and javelins.
Because, you know, people might get hurt by those things.
“No, you silly wannabe emperor”, I hear you Progtards howl, “that’s not a correct allegory. The correct allegory would be to ban Carthaginian weapons! Ha!”
Yeah. And we’re sure that Hannibal would comply immediately. After all, he might get sent to prison if he didn’t. For a couple of days. Silly us. Why didn’t WE think of that? OK, so there’s the small problem of getting him to submit to arrest, but surely that would be no problem for a progressive genius.
Nevertheless, you progtards have it right in one respect: Chicago and the situation up there IS a war. Here’s a free hint: The solution ISN’T to disarm those on your side. It’s to arm them even BETTER. And then to use that to DISarm the enemy.
Preferably by killing them.
Very, very dead.
It’s really terrifying to somebody who grew up under actual socialism to find that this allegedly “free” society looks more and more like something that not even our former socialist masters would DARE foist upon us for fear of being strung up. Yet here, in the “land of the free” (don’t make us laugh), it’s widely accepted without as much as a credible, CREDIBLE threat of tar and feathers.
Where we come from, we’d be talking about blood eagles. But obviously only the wankers left for foreign shores. May they have joy of their cowardice.
I would be less concerned about the exaggerated statistics about “rape culture,” and thus less inclined to criticize it, if it were not causing concrete harm to students. But the belief that rape must be prevented by “any means necessary” has been used to justify the elimination of key protections for students accused of rape in campus judicial systems. Some want the claims of the alleged victims of rape to be accepted as true, and not scrutinized in a fair legal proceeding. Just two years ago, Cornell stripped those accused of sexual offenses of the right to retain an attorney in University proceedings and the right to cross-examine their accusers. A student accused of a sexual offense at Cornell is now not able to directly ask the person who is making a potentially life-ruining accusation a single question about the incident. This is an inexcusable erasure of the fundamental right to confront one’s accuser, a right that has existed for all of our country’s history. Such rights are not superfluous. They protect us against arbitrary action by those who hold the levers of power.
What “due process?” What “right to confront your accuser?”
This sad, pathetic excuse for a former free nation has no right to even mention those sacred concepts anymore, having given them up WITHOUT EVEN A FIGHT because they’re a nation of gutless, fucking cowards. My viking ancestors wouldn’t even shit in their mouthes if they were starving to death.
Seriously, kindly quit pretending to even GIVE a fuck about the basic ideas of justice, because clearly this tinpot banana republic dictatorship has forgotten what they even mean.
And to illustrate that further, the response to what was once (and still is, everywhere but here) basic common sense, was as vitriolic as could be expected:
We disagree with the decision to publish “The Truth About ‘Rape Culture,’” by Julius Kairey ’15. Kairey blatantly disrespected a sensitive subject by reducing and delegitimizing the scarring experiences of survivors. This newspaper erred in publishing this article and should now also take responsibility for the harmful, triggering effects that articles like these cause. We hope that in the future, the Cornell Daily Sun makes a conscious effort to ensure that their columnists treat subjects like sexual assault with respect. We call for an apology from Kairey and the Cornell Daily Sun…..
Shut UP, she explained. If you’re accused by the correct victim class, you’re automatically guilty as charged. Any claims to traditional recourse will be denied because SHUT UP.
Land of the “free” my arse.
The socialist dump I escaped had more respect for her citizens than this caricature of a nation.
Yet still we accept it.
Funny, isn’t it.
Oh say does that star (and sickle) banner yet wave… Over the land, of the meek, and the home of the slaves.
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