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Out-Fucking-Standing!!!
How the FUCK do you flunk lunch?!?!
Salad wilted? Salsa rancid? WHAT!!!
You know, if Ofuckhead ever went to Basic, he’d piss his frilly bloomers and cry like a bitch. Then get kicked out on Day 1 for being too stupid to live.
@ Princess Natasha, Resident Token Anarchist:
My adoptive brother (thank God I wasnt genetically related to that crew) was the kind who hung around Guard armories in high school … then washed out of basic training due to faking a back injury. This was back in the 70s. I’ve never really had a lot of respect for him after that. Not for washing out – but for doing what was an obviously fake ailment to get out.
I look at those who serve now and I’m in awe.
Natasha…I savor that thought….oh God do I savor that thought….
I’d give .. gladly .. the next year’s pay to see someone like Sergeant Ermey or Captain Dye chew Ogabe’s ass out once .. just once ..
After he stiffed the waitress and walked out on the tab,
Obama had a heart attack in the back of a yellow cab.
By the time the sound of the sirens said the ambulance was comin’
His heart had stopped beatin, but the meter was still runnin’,,
Life is hard.
‘Can’t buy happiness no matter who ya screw.
‘Can’t get to heaven on roller skates.
‘Can’t ignore HISTORY in planning what to do
(Timbuk 3’s gonna hunt me down)
I remember the time I heard: “You miserable puke, give me squat thrusts until you die…” (I’m not sure how many I did, but I did puke.)
I don’t think the JEMNIC could handle being coddled by good drill instructors. I don’t believe he’s ever been challenged and as Princess N@ said, “he’d piss his frilly bloomers and cry like a bitch.
Crunch, I am soooooo gonna
pirate, er steal, er, misappropriate, er, scarf,er, no, *ahem* Scrounge That sucka and send it to everyone I know.Caveman-
The press corpse are onto y’all…
@ L.C. Mope, Imperial Homeless Person: And a hearty “SHRIEK”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pours two shots of 90wt into coffee to get the taste of Mope’s pic outa m’ head)
My compliments to the taxidermist!
OMG, that’s HILARIOUS!
Weapons-grade ignorance … thanks-a-bunch, affirmative action.
Gah! BHO is such an idiot.
Crunch, I’m appropriating this! You are fucking Awesome!
I have one itty bitty little quibble, the quote should be “flunked lunch in kindergarten” – other than that it’s spot on.
He flunked a lot more than lunch. Unfortunately, none of us will ever get the satisfaction of knowing what else he flunked, since all of the records are
sealed lost covered up nonexistentunavailable.I get a chuckle every time I look at that. It gets my mind to working, would it be too much to hire a DI for the pResident and every member of Congress?
You know, something in the tradition of the soldier who would follow a Roman General during their victory celebration whispering in their ear, “Remember, you are not a god.”
Requesting to steal a small bit of the Imperial bandwidth that I might spread this.
@ LC Sir Intellectual Conservative 5th Columnist:
IC, I would have rather have Dale Dye get on him back when he was still Gunny Dye! He has improved (cleaned up) his language quite a bit over the years.
Then, does an NCO ever forget how to be a NCO even when he get bars instead of stripes. Nah, Dale would get back in stride in about one sentence!
@ LC Old Dog:
Very true .. then again I’m sure Ollie North would be glad to fill that role. There’d be a dark sort of karma if he were to do so ..
I also have to say this .. I am truly humbled by the powers of intellect I see from most here. I chose the name I use way back when I went onto blogs such as BlameBush and TakeBackTheMedia to screw with the trolls – because against the trolls I WAS intellectual. Here I am just another voice, and that pleases me to no end.
@ #10L.C. Mope, Imperial Homeless Person: Gah! Arrrrgh! my eyes!! The cobras will getcha fer that, Mope.
Geeze, Mope…no warning?
Sheesh- I thought Pres Corpse was a DEAD giveaway.