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Captain Awesome Just Can’t Let Go of the Condescension
Posted by: Emperor Misha I11:57 am
…Baghdad Bob presidential spokes-tool Gibbs with a preview of the SotU tonight:
“The president’s going to explain why he thinks the American people are angry and frustrated,” White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said on “Good Morning America” today.
Something we’re sure that those angry, bitter, bible- and gun-clinging sister-humpers will be thrilled to have explained to them. It’s not as if they themselves have a chance in Hades of knowing why they’re angry and frustrated without TOTUS explaining their own thoughts to them.
Our guess as to what the Lightworker is going to tell us? We’re angry and frustrated because of Bush, of course. An anger at Bush so fierce, so passionate that it got a Republican voted in to replace Swimmer Kennedy’s bloated corpse.
Heck, if we get any angrier at Bush, we might just elect Dick Cheney president, whether he wants us to or not.
The one thing we do know about tonight’s eruption of oral flatulence is that there will be not one ounce of blame laid at the feet of Teh Won™ who is, after all, the Savior of All Mankind.
But we’re not about to tune in to check. We got a hold of one of the several SotU Drinking Games™ circulating on the net currently, and we quickly realized that we would die of ethanol poisoning within three minutes of Teh Won’s first “let me be clear.”
Thatisall.
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Tallulah said the following:
Good luck there, Tallulah!!! No one in the Republican mainstream is going to say ANYTHING about this pResident that has not been focus-group tested and approved for mass consumption. They are all too afraid of upsetting Teh One and his gonorrhea-infested lackeys and henchmen. The only one who would do a good job of it is Duncan Hunter, and there is NO WAY that they will let him anywhere near a microphone after that speech last night.
Cannon Fodder said the following:
I watched “The Princess Bride” with Aidan and Lucy last night. I figured if I was going to have to deal with whimsy and fantasy, at least the kids will have fun, too.
Cheryl said the following:
I haven’t been afraid of nuclear war since 1989. I have been afraid of ululating, pig-faced women and men who smell like goat shit and anti-freeze cocktails showing up at my door carrying dull knives and wearing tablecloths on their heads since 2001.
useless said the following:
Ronaldus Maximus would have kicked this jagoff’s ass out of the oval office. I am really hoping that there is some kind of industrial toxic waste accident in California and somehow the waste seeps into the ground and causes Reagan’s corpse to dig out of the grave, pick up a paper and catch the next flight to D.C. Reagan-zombie is far superior to this fucking ass-hat we have now.
Wait, I thought I was angry because the Rethuglican rabble-rousers paid me to astroturf faux rage?
No, my bad…… It was because I’m some sort of racist-Nazi White-Supremacist psychopath, because obviously that’s the only reason to question the actions of Obama.
Or maybe it was because I’m too ignorant to understand that the death of the United States as a world power and first world nation is an important step in the creation of the World State……..
I wish they’d keep the reasons why I am angry straight, they keep changing them.
I would agree with that, Lucys Dad, except that if Zombie Ronaldus needs a supply of fresh brains to survive he’ll be out of luck with that crowd. He’ll be tapping on Bobble-Head Biden and Crazy eyes Pelousy’s heads and getting nought but an echo.
Cheryl said the following:
If Reagan-zombie ate Biden’s brain, he would start plagiarizing Nile Kinnick speeches and if he ate Pelousy’s, he would become a drag queen. Where is BC when we need him with a photoshop of a drag queen zombie? Oh, wait…http://uglydemocrats.com/democrats/United-States/Helen-Thomas/Helen-Thomas-Zombie.jpg
Here it is.
Linky no worky.
Was able to copy and paste the link, LD. Actually, Helen looked a tad better there than usual. Must’ve been the green hue – or the supply of Republican brains!
@ Cheryl:
I agree, Cheryl. But I still wouldn’t touch her with an 80-foot pole!!!
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I’m just trying to get by the image of the House overrun with zombies. Come to think of it, it already is. 
Nothing…and I mean NOTHING could have forced me to watch that lousy narcissistic excuse for an affirmative action hire for one damn second. His “I, Me, My, Mine” got old 20 seconds after his election night speech. I don’t need to be told why I’m pissed. I know damn well why. It’s because a bunch of Marxist Commie cocksuckers are destroying my country and they think we’re supposed to simply bow down and worship his egotistical incompetent ass.
F*ck you and the jackasses you rode in on.
Tallulah said the following:
Who the fuck is O’Donnell? I’m pretty sure I voted a McDonell into office.
But he really isn’t the type to hold the Resident’s feet to the fire. When you’re in the business of serving the interests of the people (which he is doing just fine) instead of being in 24/7/365 campaign mode, it’s kind of hard to tear someone a new one for putting out a blasé speech full of glittering generalities and few things that are objectionable on the surface.
Cheryl said the following:
AyUaxe said the following:
HUGE fucking grin at the possibilities there, eh?
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Nile Gardiner nails jugears perfectly.
As does the Canada Free Press… What I am hearing now is people bitch about how bambi has bailed out the banks…..the wind has turned in our direction.
@ LC Mrs. M-ITT™-Imperial Sniper:
You really souldn’t hold anything back, I don’t want you to stroke out.
Let it out , say what you really mean
LC HJ Caveman82952 said the following:
WOW that was a beat down that legands are made of
Cheryl said the following:
OMG!!! I LOVE IT!!!!
And no, I did not bother watching and listening to the bastard. I am violently allergic to him and all the degenerates in his entourage.
The longer I thought about it, the more I realized that Obama put his foot in it last night. I hope he wasn’t planning on going back to practicing law (not that he really did before…):
http://threesurethin.....l-problem/
“Mike in Corvallis” left this very funny comment on Don Surber’s Daily Mail blog. I just had to share it with y’all.
[Boldface mine.]
Right you are Tallulah
Dick Cheney, John Bolton, Sen. Jim DeMint, Oliver North and Sarah Palin come to mind. 