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Much ado is being made about the latest auto-fellatio by King Narcissus Teh Won Obaminable as more and more Democrats decide to abandon the Titanic to “spend time with their families” rather than being butt-reamed in November:
Berry recounted meetings with White House officials, reminiscent of some during the Clinton days, where he and others urged them not to force Blue Dogs “off into that swamp” of supporting bills that would be unpopular with voters back home.
“I’ve been doing that with this White House, and they just don’t seem to give it any credibility at all,” Berry said. “They just kept telling us how good it was going to be. The president himself, when that was brought up in one group, said, ‘Well, the big difference here and in ’94 was you’ve got me.’ We’re going to see how much difference that makes now.”
Really, now. He does have a point. There is a big difference between ‘94 and now and that difference is, to a large extent, Teh Won (and, of course, Dingy Harry and Botox Pelosi). In ‘94, for instance, we had a president and an NSDWP who realized that they were about to get the Mother of All Assrapes at the polls and, too late, tried to steer back towards the middle.
The NSDWP of today don’t have that to bitterly cling to. King Narcissus of the “O” is still every bit as much enraptured with his own awesomeness and its ability to make the waters of electoral defeat recede (tell that to Corzine, Coakley et al) that he and his lackeys, Pelousy and Screed, have no intention whatsoever of facing reality and start manning the pumps.
So yes, Teh Won will make a difference. He’s the reason that His Imperial Majesty is beginning to think that conservatives gleefully expecting a repeat of ‘94 are overly pessimistic.
So, to you, Obamandias, Clown of Clowns, we have only this to offer: Full speed ahead and damn the torpedoes! Don’t listen to the nay-sayers reading the polls and concluding that a majority of Americans think that we’d be better off with Carter back as president. What do they know? You are Teh Won™, after all, and if reality gets in the way you have Teh Awesome Power of Hope and Change™ that enables you to reject it and substitute your own.
Keep spreading your Awesome™, keep believing your own press, keep ignoring the sounds of peasants ramming down the gates while Axelturf, Plouffter and the rest service your Royal Genitals and we may soon see an America free of the socialist scourge.
If His Majesty were of the conspiratorial kind, he would be suspecting that you were a Rovian plant, because nothing and nobody has done more damage to the NSDWP brand than you, and all of that in just one year.
So keep it up. Please. Don’t slow down. The last thing we want is for you to grow a brain and pull a Clinton on us through triangulation.
“Pull a Clinton?”
The jokes just keep writing themselves.
Anyway, carry on, Oboonga.
Please.
Thatisall.
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[...] And he is also too stupid to realize just how many people from the administration are deciding the Titanic ISN’T unsinkable after all. [...]
Obama gave himself a B-. The voters have given him C’s: Corzine and Coakley for starters. Perhaps the roll call will continue this November.
Your Imperialness said this:
“You are Teh Won™, after all, and if reality gets in the way you have Teh Awesome Power of Hope and Change™ that enables you to reject it and substitute your own.”
That’s what worries me. They’ll just substitute their own electoral (or worse) “reality” when the time comes.
No matter, the same principles apply- let ‘em try something outrageous. I hope they do so. Double on down, socialist scum. Create the opportunity, precipitate the Crisis.
Jon
III
While the Captain of the Titanic can’t decide whether to grab the helm or himself, the crew is plotting mutiny. Screw that iceberg.
LC Jon Imperial Hunter said the following:
Then we’ll substitute them.
And we have the means. They don’t.
It keeps getting Better. Hairplug’s son Beau has announced he will not seek Biden’s Senate seat in Nov.
More, the current holder, Sen. Ted Kaufman, will not seek re-election, stating that he doesn’t want another
six years in Congress.
but wait, there’s more……..
Rep. Vic Snyder, D-Ark., also announced his retirement.
The wallowing hulk has sprung her planks, is taking on water, and starting to wallow in the trough.
It won’t be long till she founders altogether, and the bilge rats are jumping ship!.
Personally, I think they’re all a bunch of cowards. They don’t even have the guts to let their constituents vote them out of office.
In a similar vein, Ben Nelson is inundating the local television waves with ads complimenting himself on his recent support of the health care bill. Since he’s up for reelection this year (at least I believe he is), it sounds to me like he’s getting desperate.
Ack! Here’s one right now! MUTE ON.
LC Ogrrre said the following:
He’s already got D’s: Dodd and Dorgan. Anybody else think he deserves F’s Fwank and Feinberg?
LC Rurik: ABSOLUTELY!
There is a very distinct point here. How can ANYBODY keep fucking up that bad unless it’s intentional?
I wonder who’s more of a fucking moron sometimes. Big (Eared) O and his Minions or the daft bastards that not only voted for, but greasily cock-gobbled them.
I’m hoping they keep running their All Socialism, All The Time playbook until the American people (yeah, even the FiddyTwo’ers) get sick enough to get off their arses and do something. Or I get my -first- wish and that very neatly defined asteroid strike turns DC into a bubbling sink-hole of radioactive molten rock.
Whichever works.
LC NCLivingBrit: LOVE IT!!!!!
I am the conspiratorial kind!
ROVE, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!!!!!1!
Grammar Czar said the following:
Sorry, but you’ll have to wait another two years for the mother of all ass-kickings. Meanwhile, this lowlife gets to spend campaign money trying to fish his poll numbers out of the sewer. Lotsa luck with that, Benny!
I’m pretty sure there’s a big difference going on in that Titanic metaphor. After what happened in the Massachusetts, watching the Narcissist-in-Chief’s strategy is like watching the captain of the Titanic bring the ship around for a second shot at that iceberg, and believing his skills of command will make everything turn out right after the second collision.
Definition of insanity, anyone?
But…but, what about his infectious enthusiasm?
LC Rurik said the following:
Only D’s and F’s I want have to do with certain… undergarment sizes.
Looks like the air in and around 1600 Penn. Ave. is getting might thin, eh ? A brilliant spectable, at least from where I stand. And like Jon and His Royal Nastiness pointed out, the people hold J.M. Browning’s holy backstop in their hands.
The US were started as a revolt against unjust government. Its people can certainly reassert this desire. By force, if necessary.
And umptyleven ‘D’s promptly retired.
Also, not to pick nits at Teh Onez oratory skills, but, what should have followed “‘94″ is “is that you have me”.
Unless he’s implying that he was president in ‘94 and it IS ‘94.
I don’t know if anyone saw this, but apparently Indonesia put up a statue of Obama when he was a boy. It doesn’t seem to be going over to well and there are demands that it be removed.
I put the story up on my site with pithy comments. Here’s the original story. I think the general populace isn’t thrilled with the statue either.
Obama has been shaping up for a one term presidency since Election Day ‘08. Sure, he’s got the great smile and looks good when staying on his prepared remarks, but he’s starting to reek of that same schmultzy “charm” that a used car salesman has. If Obama were any more overexposed, he’d be white (maybe that is what happened to Michael Jackson). Tomorrow’s SOTU address stands to get lower ratings than a rerun of South Park.
The real political trick this year will be getting the GOP to understand that just because the Tea Partiers seem to really hate Democrats that it doesn’t mean the Tea Partiers like the GOP. I’m as pissed off at Republicans like Steele and McCain as any democrat. If the conservative candidates out there distance themselves from the Republican brand and pay attention to the anger and frustration concentrated in the Tea Party movement, then they stand to clean house this November. If they continue to be the milquetoast party of Steele and McCain, they may still pick up a few seats in both chambers, but it won’t be the upheaval that ‘94 was.
Then we have to work and find ourselves a candidate for ‘12. There just aren’t any potentials out there right now who stand a chance of beating our Candidate in Chief. For all his faults, Obama does know how to be a candidate. Palin just won’t get the job done (I’d prefer she take over for Steele) and I sincerely hope that McCain has learned his lesson that he just isn’t ever going to be POTUS (I doubt it though) and never run again. I hope at some point we, as a society, learn that legislators make horrible executives.
We can retake our country, but I know the libs won’t let us have it back without their level best at a scorched earth strategy sowing salt in the fields as they retreat.
@ wyseguy:
It seems they aren’t worth a tinkers damn as representatives, either. Which leads one to wonder just
how and why those wastes of human genetic material keep getting re-elected.
I’m sorry but this is too dang juicy not to post here:
Judge: ‘HOPE’ artist under criminal investigation
Of course, to the average SFGate reader, this is horrible traffic news.. and article on the front page, with all the Prop 8, Sarah Palin, redneck, priest and GBLT stories.
those are Red Meat for the average SF Gate reader..
Holy Crap, right next to it is THIS story:
Berkeley’s letter to President Ahmadinejad
And the fight goes on to free three UC Berkeley grads who were detained in Iran after straying across the border during a July hike. Iran claims the trio — Shane Bauer, 27, of Emeryville, his girlfriend Sarah Shourd, 31, of Oakland, and Joshua Fattal, 27, of Cottage Grove, Ore. — had “suspicious aims” and have been accused of spying.
Since the hikers’ capture, friends and family have tried everything from videos to Facebook to petitions free them. In December, Norah Shourd, Sarah’s mother, appealed to Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei in a YouTube video. The families also recently hired Masoud Shafii, a prominent lawyer in Iran.
Now, Berkeley City Councilman Kriss Worthington is submitting his own letter (PDF) to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, asking for their release. The note begins with this plea:
Mr. President, this letter is to formally plead that you do everything in your power to achieve maximum leniency for Shane Bauer, Sarah Shourd, and Josh Fattal from the Judiciary System.
But what caught the attention of The New York Times and the The Daily Clog was the fourth paragraph, which points out the city’s opposition to American Mideast policies:
“As the first city in the United States to oppose military intervention and/or use of force in Iran in 2007, as well as oppose the bombings of Afghanistan, Pakistan, and Iraq (as was proposed and/or carried out during the Bush administration), we have a long record of respect for Islamic nations and their rights. However, we do not agree with the decision to further detain these three young Americans, though it is well within the rights of the Iran to do so.”
The Times asked Worthington about the letter. He said:
“This is coming from somebody who has been on their side against the U.S. attacking them. We’re a peace-loving city that has defended their country and region from attacks.”
You can read the letter (includes a Farsi translation and a statement from Noam Chomsky) here. For more videos and photos, check Freethehikers.org.
Read more: http://www.sfgate.co.....z0dlu4JDwb
@ Sir Fresh Sign:
Yeah, Ahmadinnerjacket will get right on that list of demands… right after he finishes using it to wipe his ass…
And they actually wonder why we call ‘em moonbats and libtards…
Back on the topic of The Great and Powerful Oz, we have this tidbit, in which TOTUS uses the ‘prompter while speaking to an audience of maybe two dozen people. One begins to wonder whether he needs it to talk to the wife and kids, too…
@ Sir Fresh Sign:
I hope Berkeley sinks under the sea in some freakish earthquake. A despicable cesspool infested with mutants.
Good fucking riddance.
I actually feel sorry for imadinnerjacket on this one.
I would sooner see iran nuked than hit with berkelyites.
This from the same bunch of Moonbat dickbrains that told the Marine Corps it was no longer welcome
in Berkeley. Personally, I have little sympathy for those detained. If they had a brain that worked, they
would not have been traipsing around in such a dangerous part of the world to begin with. Now they
have given our enemies a dangerous bargaining chip. (Or was that the plan to begin with?). They can
rot in an Iranian prison, for all I care. Maybe it will jolt them into some sensibility.
@ LC PrimEviL:
I am all for selling Berkeley and its inhabitants to Iran to do with as they please. I just wish there was a way to fence it off, first.
speaking of Iran, this headline at JPOST has so much innuendo…:
German firm Siemens pulls out of Iran
yuck…
The asshole of the state…….haven’t been there in thirty years, no plans on reacquainting myself with it either. One nice thought though….lets’ see how many of these naive fuckheads follow their three buddies to Iran……actually….I wish they all would.
yeah, Kent, it’s pretty easy to live here without stepping into Berkeley.. fuck em. i’ll spend my money elsewhere, including all the shows i used to go see at the Greek (Grateful Dead, King Krimson, etc.)
A Richter eight right underneath that fucking shithole might fix the problem. And it could happen…….
Yes indeed, the days of Winterlsnd, the Filmore…Gawd, wass it that long ago?
i would love to be in California in 100,000 years, when Berkeley and Simi Valley have moved through plate tectonics, right next to each other.
Never got to see the Dead at those fabled venues, but I’ve seen ‘em out here in the hinterlands many a time.
And not all that long ago either. Mere decades… It’s just about the music and you either get it or you don’t.
One reason I’m so dedicated to destroying the pernicious hold the left has upon our nation is that I was there in the sixties, I was on the wrong side, many of my friends are still deluded and seduced. In short, I know, intimately and personally through the “narrative” of my life, how we got here and what is so very wrong about the methods and the results.
Death to the Left!
It’s the only way we will ever be rid of them and reclaim our natural birthright of Liberty. They will not stop trying to enslave us until we make it extremely unhealthy for them.
i love your way with words Jon, and miss you..
Sir Fresh Sign said the following:
Yeah…. umm….. maybe you two should consider getting a room
Cave,
I do believe its “it could” happen….. I think it is more like “when” it happens.
Seems like the 3 youts in question have a history of bad judgement, first the attend(ed) Berkely, second, the dumb asses decide it would be really cool to hike through (in peace time) is a rough place, much less during war time…. fuck em.
Besides, they’re going to return as islamic “converts”. Its obvious they have minds of mush to begin with.
OT but I had to share this:
When I read this headline, my first thought was that “Chuckles” over at “Little Green Scrotums” was taking what was left of his readership on a vacation “on the cheap”.
Man caught at airport with 44 lizards in pants
The whole jihad movement is comparable to that poor feller that thought that his faith could convert the tigers, in their cage, jus’ before dinnertime.
The tigers finally layed themselves down, alrighty.
All them fellers above looked better , tho.
PETA : Use a robot for Groundhog Day festival 6:25 AM
“There they are Phil! They want to outsource your animal intuition to a digital muppet!
What an insult.
SIC’ ‘em!
Um, how do you “inspect” a groundhog? Hold it up to the light? See how well the fur is attached?
I heard some dirtbag wanted to assassinate Punxsutawney Phil. That’s some cold shit, in my book, rates up there with Sarah Palin assassinating Bullwinkle…..
Sir Fresh Sign said the following:
Hey, Chris, ya still got my email doncha? (gratefulhopeathotmailcom) I send you stuff from time to time and often get a nocando message. Mebbe I have the wrong/old addy?And thanks for the appreciation. I miss the good old days here at AIR when we tore some persistent and obnoxious trolls to scintillas. You still crack me up. How’ve you been anyway? Life good? How’s your family? Playing any music? Yeah, me neither!
we’d better watch out, or the putz Troy will make fun of our exchange.. sent you an email.
@ Sir Fresh Sign:
Putz? Oh well I been called worse, thats what I get for trying to help you two bring your BROMANCE to a new level. Its OK SFS if Jons written words make you all tingly like Chris Matthews listening to BHO….. thats not teh gay at all…..
Muwahahahahahahaahaha…….
Now for the record…. Im just goofin around before anyone gets all completely bent out of shape.
@ LC TerribleTroy, Imperial Centurion:
Troy, I though we all already were.
RRrrr,, ‘Wake up to the smella’ blood,, n’ it’s only catsup..
Putz,, that does seem a ‘bit half hearted as zingers go.