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Piss off, Pali

In other good news, a paleoswinian terrorist sow who somehow managed to lie her way past her “extreme vetting” and obtain U.S. citizenship is now going to be a non-citizen, right before being shipped home to the molesting cave dwellers that she left behind.

A convicted Palestinian terrorist and a key figure of the recent Women’s March will be deported from the United States after accepting a plea bargain that allows her to escape a prison sentence.

Rasmea Odeh will be stripped of her U.S citizenship and forced to leave the country and return to Jordan after failing to disclose to immigration authorities that she had been imprisoned in Israel for committing two terror attacks.

As part of her plea bargain, however, Odeh won’t have to spend time in U.S prison or detention, according to a statement on Thursday by the Rasmea Defense Committee.

That’s a pity. We’d have much preferred her to be shipped home in a body bag. Wrapped in pig skin. But at least the murderous sow won’t be polluting our air anymore, nor will she ever be voting for Hillary! again. OK, who are we kidding? She’ll be voting for Prozis long after she’s dead, even though she’s neither a citizen nor even here. Because Voter ID is fascism, don’t you know? (Proving that every single nation where only citizens can vote, and can only vote once, are fascists, since we’re the only shithole left on the planet who doesn’t require proof).

The terrorist-turned-activist rose to prominence in the US following her involvement with the Women’s March and another recent high-profiel protest, “A Day Without A Woman”.

We’re sure our nation will inevitably collapse now that we have to face “An Eternity Without That Woman”, and we use the term “woman” very loosely here.

In a letter in The Guardian that she co-authored with other activists, Odeh urged women worldwide to join in a “new wave of militant feminist struggle.”

See how well that works out for you in Jordan. Or any other islamic hellhole on the planet. Can we come to your stoning?

But according to the New York Post, Odeh had a secret: she was convicted for her role in two terrorist attacks in Israel, including an attack on an Israeli supermarket in 1969 that killed two students shopping for groceries. She was released from prison in 1980 following a prisoner exchange.

Proving, once again, the value of “prisoner exchanges.” Did the two students magically come back to life after the exchange? No? Then we’d say somebody got screwed on the deal.

Back then, Odeh admitted planting the bomb in the 1969 attack, though in later years she claimed the confession was given under torture. Israeli officials dispute this.

And who would ever take the word of a civilized Jew over that of a savage, barbarian, child-murdering mooselimb?

Despite spending 10 years in prison for terrorism in Israel, she acquired U.S citizenship in 2004 by withholding information about her past.

A muslim lying? Say it ain’t SO! It’s happening so often these days that it’s almost as if they had a word for it like, say, taqqiyah.

She later claimed that post-traumatic stress disorder caused her to lie on her application for citizenship.

BWAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

On the other hand, considering that Prozi Snowflakes are claiming that you can get PTSD (previously known as “shell shock”, a condition caused by continuous shelling with high explosives or other such life threatening events encountered on battlefields) from getting too many downvotes on your latest Tumblr post, we’re sure she qualifies. PTSD is like Glowbull Wormening. There is nothing it CAN’T do!

Another key organizer of the Women’s March, Linda Sarsour, has repeatedly defended her, tweeting back in 2014 when Odeh was convicted of immigration fraud that year: “Targeting, criminalizing, deporting torture victims like Rasmea Odeh reminds me once again how we lost our way as a nation.”

Absolutely.

Declaring contracts entered upon null and void upon the discovery of false information from either party is the first sign that your civilization has hit the crapper.

Wait. Linda Sarsour? Isn’t she the one with deep ties to Ham-ass who is constantly advocating for Sharia law (who was also in that Womyns’ March)? Why yes, yes she is.

Funny company those feminists keep these days. Seems like all of their most devoted allies are in favor of keeping them as chattel and cutting their clits off while they’re pre-pubescents.

Sorry, ladies. His Imperial Majesty is all about making you happy. But if the only way to make you feel truly appreciated is for us to beat you, stone you, rape you and tie you down while we molest your genitals while you’re toddlers, we have to say no. We’re all about indulging your particular kinks since you certainly put up with a lot of ours. Fair’s fair, but we have to draw the line somewhere.

We know. Refusing to saw away at your crotches with dull knives is so very terribly misogynistic of us, but we all have our flaws, don’t we?

Thatisall.

Time to Strip Nekkid and Frighten the Poor Neighbors

Via the Blogfather:

Three would-be robbers were shot and killed Monday when an Oklahoma homeowner’s son opened fire on them with an AR-15, authorities said.

Wagoner County sheriff’s deputies were called to the home in Broken Arrow, southeast of Tulsa at around 12:30 p.m. local time. When they arrived, they found the three dead suspects and two uninjured residents.

Sheriff’s spokesman Deputy Nick Mahoney said the suspects enetered the home through a glass back door with the intent to burglarize it. It was not immediately clear why they picked that home.

What was immediately clear, though, was that they picked the wrong one.

Mahoney said the suspects encountered the homeowner’s 19-year-old son, who opened fire after an exchange of words.

Some of said words might, possibly, have been unprintable on a PG-13 website such as this one.

Two of the suspects died in the home’s kitchen while a third was found in the driveway.

We hope no counter tops or appliances in the kitchen were damaged. Those things are bloody expensive.

It was not immediately clear whether the suspects were armed, but Mahoney said the preliminary investigation indicated the shootings were in self-defense. The homeowner’s son volunteered to give a statement at the sheriff’s office.

Not that it really matters whether they were armed or not. They were trespassing. Our guess is that was partly what that “exchange of words” was about. “You’re trespassing. Vacate the premises or I will shoot.” The end.

Probably worded slightly differently but, again, we don’t want to lose our reputation for sober, civil discourse or our PG-13 rating.

This is very, very unusual for us [in Wagoner County],” Mahoney told the Tulsa World. “It’s not something we’re used to.”

And the likelihood that you’re ever going to become used to it just went down too, along with the body temperature of the goblins.

Nice shooting kid!

Thatisall.

Cucks Continue Cucking, UnCuckvincingly

While the entire Cuckservative wing are busy blaming the Freedom Caucus for the death of the abortion of a shit sandwich Obamacare “repeal” bill (They repealed one word and replaced it with “American”, that was pretty much it), Bill Quick is pointing out a few actual, you know, facts.

Short version: A bill that would actually repeal Obambamcare, the thing that the Cucks desperately keep claiming that they just couldn’t ever have passed, which forced them to “settle” for O’Ryancare instead, actually did pass. A year ago. Both houses. To much fanfare from, you guessed it, O’Ryan, who swore up and down that he’d keep pushing and pushing and pushing it even if Jugears vetoed it, which he of course did.

And then obviously, along with the rest of the Cucks in Congress, got hit on the head with an Axe of Forgetfulness and failed their saving throw when a Republican President was elected, because now, suddenly, the same bill that passed both houses with ease a year ago was no longer a possibility.

Pull the other one, Cucks. It plays “The Internationale”.

But sure. Blame those horrid “unprincipled” Freedom Caucusers for being the only ones actually sticking to the promise that they ran on during the election.

We know, we know. “That’s simply not done!

Now go die, you sick, lying, thieving fucks. Die in a fire. Screaming.

Thatisall.

What We Need is a Version of AdBlocker that Launches a DDoS Attack on any Site With AutoPlay Videos

…among other things.

So we were perusing The Imperial Firearms Advisor’s site (which you should be doing too), when we came across this little piece about sites whining about your AdBlocker.

The Imperial Firearms Advisor, in words we cannot ever hope to improve on, had this to say:

The reason we use AdBlocker is because your websites are full of intrusive, pop-up bullshit with loud autoplay videos and (at times) really questionable advertisements which are sometimes nothing more than phishing scams and clickbait links to truly awful websites.

We need a smoke…

…OK, now that’s out of the way, let us proceed.

We fully do understand and realize the need to monetize your site if it’s your business, the way you make a living. After all, you are providing something, otherwise our Imperial Eyeballs wouldn’t be there to be annoyed by your idiotic, intrusive popups, popunders, popovers and popgoesthefuckingweasel ads.

What YOU guys need to understand and realize is that when you insist on being as annoying as humanly possible in order to accomplish your goal, you are, in reality, “monetizing” your income right the fuck out of existence.

It doesn’t matter how informative, hilarious, wonderfully weird or just plain “can’t take our eyes away from this train wreck in a dumpster fire” awful you are, at some point you WILL reach the point where there simply isn’t any more shit up with which we will put when clicking over to your site.

And given just how bloody much content there is on the IntarWebs these days, deleting one more bookmark from one’s browser isn’t exactly an act that requires a colossal amount of effort, philosophizing and soul searching.

His Imperial Majesty would love nothing more than to switch his AdBlocker off, as a matter of fact we routinely do so if the ads on the site aren’t idiotic, intrusive popups, popunders, popovers and popgoesthefuckingweasel ads. As we mentioned: Presumably we like to peruse your content (we’re there, aren’t we?), so why not help you keeping up the steady flow of it?

But we abso-fucking-lutely won’t even think about turning it off if, the moment we do, our poor rig slows down to the point where we can go finish reading Tolstoy’s War and Peace while your page finishes pushing enough useless, noisy, glaring crap to make the Vegas Strip look and sound like a Sunday PTA meeting in an Amish church by comparison.

So site owners, businesses out there, listen up if you want to stay in business: Try loading your own main page without an AdBlocker. Then do it again. Then keep doing it on a daily basis, several times a day. If, after a week, you’re getting even mildly annoyed, multiply that by a hundred and consider finding another line of business, such as standing on street corners doing performance arts involving sharp, rusty objects and your own genitals.

Because that’s how your current users feel every time they open your poxy shit site.

Thatisall.

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