Well, We Can Certainly Help Facilitate That, Mullahtards
Much blustering and banging of chests from the general direction of third world shithole Tehran. As you all know, the Mad Mullahs, being more used to compliant, cowardly sniveling pussies…
Shortest Trade War in History
We've been busy for a couple of days again, but we couldn't help but notice that the "Trade War That Will Destroy Us ALL!!™" barely had time to get started…
The Super Spy Who Got Around
Desperate Trump-haters, searching for something – anything! – to show that the Trump administration is in bed with Vladimir Putin seized on the news a week ago that a young…
This is Our Shocked Face
You're not going to believe it, but the 12,733rd example of "Raycism, Raycism EVERYWHERE™" turned out to be, you know, a hoax. A waiter at a Texas steakhouse made up…
Oh Sod off, You Bloody Wankers
The Imperial Firearms Advisor found this little nugget and mused that His Imperial Majesty might be, shall we say "enthused" about the contents (he didn't quite put it in those…
So, Erm, How Did You Get that Bottle?
The question that nobody seems to want to ask. Following the attempted murder of Sergey Skripal with the nerve agent "novichok" which apparently, uniquely among chemical molecules, comes with a…
Why So Hysterical?
In which His Imperial Majesty allows himself the luxury of engaging in wild speculation, so no need to point it out. We know. You surely know the old saying: "If…
Dumber Still…
Yes, we know, we can't hardly believe it ourselves either, but every time we think those Prozi fascists can't get any dumber, they prove us wrong. Such as the communist…
President Refuses to Take Dictation from Journalist, Media Screams “Treason!”
So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and…
Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day
Yes, we're a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there's this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill: We're going to say something that…
She doesnt get it and never will
Source A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for.…
Yep, You Guessed it, A Day Later, We’re All Going to Die!™ Over Something ELSE!
This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we'd wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking…
Well THAT Didn’t Take Long
Oh dear, we're all going to die. Except we're already dead, aren't we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did…
Whatever Will We Do Without Them?
Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren't immune…
Civility is Not Overrated, But There is a Time and a Place For It
Now comes Matthew Cochran, explaining what we've been trying to say for decades, and doing a much better job of it than we ever have: The detail that conservatives tend…