The New “Third Rail”
We all deserve some good news these days, so here they are: PRINCETON, NJ -- A record-low 26% of Americans favor a legal ban on the possession of handguns in…
Another Stupid Goblin Gets His Dues
Thanks to LC Mike in Chi. EAST NAPLES — A clerk at a landmark East Naples corner store shot and killed a man Tuesday as he attempted to rob the…
Khadaffi Dead?
24 hour warning on this one, but it is being claimed that Moammar Khadaffi has finally cashed in his ticket to Hell. We're not quite sure what it is that…
Loyal Citizens 1, Stupid Goblins 0
Via Bill Quick. INDIANAPOLIS -- A customer standing in line at an east side Indianapolis auto parts store shot a suspected armed robber demanding cash, police said. Investigators said John…
Obligatory Gracious Winner Thread
We've just learned that Representative-Elect Turner (R) is the winner of the special election in NY-9, and LC Sir Intellectual Conservative admonishes us all: A seat that was Democratic since…
Breaking News: Earth’s Climate Controlled by that Giant Ball of Fire in the Sky!
What's it called again? Oh yes, the Sun. The science is now all-but-settled on global warming, convincing new evidence demonstrates, but Al Gore, the IPCC and other global warming doomsayers…
Another Job Opening in al-Qlusterfuckda
That is, if you're interested. It appears that there's been another layoff among the leadership of Whack-a-Mole Inc, pisslamic Division. Al-Qaida's second-in-command, Atiyah Abd al-Rahman, Known to his friends, both…
Heeeere, Haji-Haji-Haji-Haji… Uncle Sam Has A Present For You
(h/t LC, GLOR and Imperial Sestrichka Nicki) And the present is a big, hearty, hot load of Fuck You Too, You Ragheaded Sack of Pisslamic Bitch Droppings. An airstrike involving…