Starting with Weepy John Boner:

Raising the debt ceiling is shaping up as a difficult early vote for the new House GOP majority. Many of the new Republican lawmakers harshly criticized their Democratic opponents during the campaign for voting to raise the limit in the past, citing it as an example of the Democrats’ recklessness with federal tax dollars.

Which was absolutely correct and worked like a charm for them in the elections since, by golly, if we voted for them they’d bloody well do something about this endless raising of the debt ceiling.

But now the votes have been cast and their incumbencies secured for another two years guess what? “Thanks, shmucks, we’re just going to keep boning you like we used to.”

But on Thursday, Minority Leader John Boehner (R., Ohio) said he’s been talking to the newly elected GOP lawmakers about the need to raise the federal debt ceiling when it comes up early next year.

Very well then, you Puling Poxweasel, you’re FIRED. No, this is NOT the “Happy Days” of 2000-2006 any longer and you WILL be held accountable for every single lying, festering, slimy word that slithers out your pus-oozing posteriors.

Congrats. You haven’t even taken over the gavel yet and you’re already on the 2012 Primary Extermination List.

And then there’s that braying jackass, Darrel Issa, who rode into office promising that there’d be consequences for the lawlessness of the last two years and that, so help him G-d, a vote for him meant a vote for holding the criminals in DC accountable.

Now that he’s safely elected, not so much:

The incoming chairman of the House Oversight and Government Reform Committee, said Sunday that he won’t investigate the Obama administration for offering a job to a Democratic House member to keep him out of a Senate race.

Instead, Rep. Darrell Issa said that problem transcends any one administration. The California Republican indicated he wants to look at the issue more broadly, even hinting that his investigation could lead back into a closer look at the Bush administration.

“We’ve discovered the problem is bigger than that — it’s bigger than President Obama,” Issa said on CNN’s “State of the Union.” “Bush’s people said, ‘We did the same thing.'”

Oh, so that’s the “rationale” behind you showing yourself to be just another spineless, incumbent sack of syphilitic sow shit? That because “Bush did it too” you’re just going to sit on it and do nothing? Here’s another idea: How about you drag those who allegedly “did it too” into the dock AS WELL?

So what did the DemCong pay YOU off with? Come on, you unprincipled whore, you can tell us. It’ll be good for whatever rancid, shriveled remains of a soul you’re still in possession of and it may, may mean that we, when we kick YOU in the arse in 2012, graciously abstain from placing you on the edge of a 60-story building first.

Those disgusting, corrupt, lying cocksuckers really didn’t get a single word of what November 2nd was all about, did they?

Oh well, perhaps the next batch will.


By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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