Paging John Sexton

You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state:

“Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming weeks might be an attempt by ISIS or ISIS sympathizers, or really any other group, maybe the Russians, to influence the presidential race in some way, and presumably try to drive votes to Donald Trump, who is, as you’ve said before, widely seen as perhaps being somebody who they would be more willing to—or see as an easier person to be against?” [Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Epstein] asked.

The leading uncredited member of The Walking Dead, Her Royal Cankleness didn’t want to “speculate”, but certainly didn’t refrain from making it clear that Trump’s consistent threats to actually fight Islamic terrorists rather than drop trou for them is clearly, clearly helping ISIS a lot. Somehow. We don’t speak Idiot, so we can’t quite figure out the logic here. Back when we were the supreme ruler of the known world, back when the Med was known as “Mare Nostrum”, our Senate issuing dire threats to destroy nations certainly didn’t seem to encourage, much less help the targets of such threats. Just ask the Carthaginians. Except you can’t. For obvious reasons. Kind of like trying to debate the efficacy of leveling oppida with an Aduatucan. They’re notoriously difficult to locate these days.

But we digress.

Those dastardly Russians. First they dare inconvenience Her Faintness’ coronation plans by stealing her emails, publishing her scheming, lying ways to the world, and now they’re blowing up dumpsters in NY to help Trump too!!!

Mr. Sexton will get months of mileage out of this one!

Thatisall.

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Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick):

This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS has established a far-reaching, sophisticated propaganda machine. Its members rely on social media to shape public opinion, recruit new members and mobilize followers to carry out attacks. Now, some of them are using those channels to advocate for Trump. In August, one ISIS spokesman wrote: “I ask Allah to deliver America to Trump.” Another supporter declared: “The ‘facilitation’ of Trump’s arrival in the White House must be a priority for jihadists at any cost!!!” ISIS is working to drum up support for the candidate it has called “the perfect enemy.”

There follows the usual litany of “killing terrorists only makes them stronger”, “that what they want us to do!” ad ever-loving nauseam.

Sons of Dis, we’ve had it up to our back teeth with this incredibly ignorant mental vomitus being passed off as “thought.”

If Adolf Hitler had had the same sympathetic press in the U.S. that the muslim barbarian savages have, then we’d still be debating whether to invade or even bomb Nazi Germany at all, since that would obviously be “exactly what Hitler wanted, don’t you see?” Just imagine the hordes of 11-year-olds and crippled octogenarian veterans of the Franco-Prussian War stampeding to pick up a Panzerfaust for the Volkssturm if we as much as disturbed an adorable hair on their blond little Aryan heads!

Two things: If they’re so madly in love with being gunned down and bombed to smithereens, then why do they invariably scamper for their caves whenever an armed westerner shows up within three zip codes of them? Surely they would be standing out in the open with their arms wide, welcoming their imminent destruction, no? If they really were that hell-bent on cashing in on their pedophile prophet’s promise of virgins before the rest of their subhuman friends, then they wouldn’t conspicuously and invariably pick targets with a minimum of risk of retaliation from their intended victims, no? Heck, they’d be charging the nearest fortified military installation armed with nothing but pointed sticks, wouldn’t they?

Second: Heard of something called “reverse psychology?” Look it up, you moron journaljizzmers, you might learn something. For the first time in your lives. Or were you perhaps expecting ISIS and their fellow koranimal apes to immediately start yelping “no, no, PLEASE don’t elect that monster Trump!” if they didn’t want him to be elected? Just what kind of effect might that have on the American electorate if our sworn and most brutal enemy suddenly started begging us to NOT do something?

Seriously. It’s a bloody wonder how you subretarded mongrels even make it past getting out of bed without accidentally strangling yourselves in your bed sheets. A wonder and a tragedy, we might add.

Thatisall.

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Another of the Greatest Generation Passes

Our World War II vets are passing to the great reward at an ever accelerating pace, and tonight I learned of the passing of one of my personal heroes from that horrid war, Paul Grilliot.

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The Bloodiest Day Remembered, 2017

(The following is a re-post of an article I originally wrote in 2012, on the 150th anniversary of Sharpsburg/Antietam. May we never forget the heroism and sacrifice of these Americans, whether they wore Yankee Blue or Rebel Grey.)

150 years ago today dawn broke on two massive armies nestled between the Potomac River and Antietam Creek near the village of Sharpsburg in southern Maryland. At dusk 3,654 Americans, Confederate and Federal, would lie dead on the field, while another 17,292 would be wounded. 1,800 were missing. Johnny Reb would call the battle Sharpsburg, Billy Yank Antietam. History would record it as America’s Bloodiest Day.

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The Defense of Fort McHenry

On September 14, 1814 the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor, acrid smoke of black powder burning the eyes and throats of sailors as they stared over the gunwales of the British men-of-war. What they saw surprised them, and inspired a “guest” who was on board to write four verses of a poem

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Winning Hearts and Minds, the Klintoon Way

Keep digging, you brain-damaged, wheezing, coughing witch. The Democratic presidential nominee sparked an uproar late Friday when she described Trump’s supporters at a fundraiser. “To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables,” Clinton said. “Right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”

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Lazy?

Obummer just can’t resist bad mouthing his supposed home country whenever he’s out fellating the world’s tyrants, can he? Wednesday at a a Young Southeast Asian Leaders Initiative (YSEALI) town hall in Luang Prabang, Laos, President Barack Obama said Americans can be “lazy” because we are so big we think “We don’t have to know

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The Pathet Lao Slush Fund

King Ogabe graced the Laotian people with his omniscient presence, a pleasant distraction from the oppressive Marxist thugs they normally have to applaud for, I’m sure. His teleprompter told him to say the following; And in all of you here today — and especially the young people of Laos — we see the diversity that

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Trump on Immigration.

The following is a transcript of his latest speech. LC’s and G.L.O.R’s..your soon to be President ********************************************************************************************************************************* Thank you, Phoenix. I am so glad to be back in Arizona, a state that has a very special place in my heart. I love the people of Arizona and, together, we are going to win the White

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Just Thought You Should Know

You’ve probably all heard about this in one way or another already, but we thought that you should know all the gory, heinous, vomit-inducing details: (H/t the inestimable LC & IB Fran). Not that this in any way makes it vital that we keep that Satanic beast out of the White House, of course. We

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