Some Post-Halloween Entertainment

In honor of the impeachment sham and the clownns in congress…

? HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! ?

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Schiff-for-Brains Calls on U.S. Officer to Offer His Feelings on Contents of Phone Call that Everybody Has Transcript To.

Damn, that failure theatre that the Demorats are putting on just keeps getting funnier and funnier, doesn’t it?

So now they’re calling on an officer, decked out in full kit to use as a shield against criticism, to offer “testimony” on how he feels about the President’s conversation with Ukraine President Zelensky.

Not testimony on any of the actual contents of the phone call, that wouldn’t fly too well since everybody interested has had access to the full transcript for four weeks plus now, but testimony about what he thinks was in it.

What a joke.

And the Enemedia, suddenly caught in a sudden and uncharacteristic for them blaze of patriotism, are going absolutely nuts howling about how it’s un-American and borderline treasonous to as much as think about criticizing an actual, uniform-wearing, bona fide hero of the Soviet Union nation. He’s wearing a uniform!!! Treason!!!!

Yeah. So was other “heroes” such as Nidal Hassan, Bradley Manning and Bowe Bergdahl and so on and so forth.

We’re not in any way comparing Lt. Col. Vindman to those sad wastes of protein and traitors, we’re merely pointing out that wearing the uniform doesn’t mean that you’re forever above any sort of criticism, no matter what you do or say.

Not to mention pointing out the usual double standards of the execrable excuse for a “press” we have in this country. Their situational patriotism isn’t exactly a new phenomenon.

But it’s nice to see how the Demorats and the Enemedia are doing all that they can to ensure a landslide win for President Trump in 2020.

Keep it up.

It would, after all, be terribly rude to interrupt an enemy while he’s busy making a mistake.

Thatisall.

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Pest Control, Updated

Looks like Abu al Dead Baggy just got his arse smoked while trying to hide behind three kids in a tunnel, choosing to blow himself up rather than being chewed to death by an infidel dog.

Reports state that he died crying, pissing his pants, whining like a whipped puppy and generally doing what cave-dwelling savages do when they realize that they’re about to get dead.

The Enemedia’s response was prompt and predictable:

We won’t get into the many inspired parodies of the Compost’s beclowning, but personally, our first thought was Bezo’s hobby blog eulogizing Adolf Hitler as a great community organizer, artist, environmentalist animal-lover suddenly and unexpectedly passing away at 56.

The less notable responses from the Enemedia were along the expected lines of “killing terrorists will only make them stronger” (an interesting prospect, if you’re a teenager with the IQ of a cucumber) and the old “well I NEVAH!” from the Enemedia, NeverTrumpers (but we repeat ourself) reaction about the “lack of decorum” shown when the President referred to a diseased animal being put down as “a diseased animal being put down.”

After all, don’t we owe child rapists, animals who burn innocent people alive and broadcast the gruesome details globally the respect of an honored enemy?

According to the likes of Bill Kristol and his Jonahs, we obviously do.

And then the hysteria over the President not briefing SchiffHead and Pelousy prior to the op so they could leak the details to their friends in the Enemedia and allow al-Toasty an opportunity to escape so they could impeach him for failing to get the guy.

As if anybody smart enough to boil water wouldn’t know that telling SchiffHead anything is only slightly less effective than just calling your intended target right away.

Personally, being born elsewhere and thus used to how nobody on the western side of the pond appear to be frightened of the consequences of not keeping your lips zipped (understandable, since said consequences can usually be summed up by “7 figure book deal and a permanent sinecure as a contributor on a major news channel” rather than “life sentence and eternal obscurity”), we’re just amazed that an American intelligence organization managed to keep their eternally flapping lips shut long enough for an op to be actually carried out before some arsehole traitor in the “intelligence” community, safe in the knowledge that treason has no consequences in the United States of America other than riches beyond avarice, had the details posted on the front page of the New York Times.

Who knows, maybe the Donald has actually managed to finally make “Top Secret” great again, even in this blabbermouth country, where nobody seems to be able to keep their mouthes shut for more than ten seconds.

If so, good for him.

And, more importantly, good for US.

Thatisall.

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Rest in Peace, Dear Warrior

I think it goes without saying that I was in shock when I logged on and found the post below as the first thing I saw.

LC Mike, KotE, the Imperial Tobacconist no longer among us?

I don’t know that many of those still around these parts need much of an introduction to Mike. A long time supporter of and contributor to the Rott, it would have been next to impossible to not have at least some interaction with him over the years and not know his warm wit, strong beliefs and dedication to this nation of ours.

I, personally, was fortunate enough to meet him in person on numerous occasions and found him to be just as warm and generous in person, if not more, as he was online.

He and is lovely wife, Miss Deb as we fondly know her, graciously and generously hosted the RottFest on numerous occasions, opening their home to hordes of us nuts, keeping the festivities going for days and long into the nights. It is also where I met a large number, if not most, of the Rotties I had the privilege to meet in real life.

He was also my boss at Radio CIA for quite a while, an online radio venture that he founded and ran and, for some reason unbeknownst to His Imperial Majesty, decided to invite me to join. Me, a complete radio newbie.

But thanks to his tireless and persistent efforts to teach me, many of them over the phone ’till long into the wee hours of the night, himself undoubtedly exasperated with yours truly (even though Mike would never have admitted it), I finally managed to at least not flub up my cross-fades, hand-offs and so on to the point of embarrassment.

Most of all, though, we had a lot of fun. Not only through the broadcasting bit, but even more so through the live interaction via the chat with you listeners.

Those were truly some of the best times of my life.

And now all of that is in the past, but it will never be forgotten.

Rest well, my dear friend, for you have truly earned it, and if there were such a thing as Valhalla, you would most assuredly be there right now.

Instead, rest in the light of the Grace of Almighty G-d, as a reward for a life well lived.

You will be missed and never forgotten.

My prayers go out to Miss Deb and Mike’s family in these undoubtedly hard times. May G-d bring you strength and comfort, and let us know if there is something we can do.

Ave Atque Vale.

Misha

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It’s Been Quite a Few Weeks, Hasn’t it?

Heck, we don’t even know where to start. Of course, we could start with the latest chapter in the Prozis’ Impeacho-rama, in which apparently the “high crime” is that the President of the U.S. asked the President of Ukraine whether they could look into the whole “collusion” nonsense that was SUCH A BIG DEAL back

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Florida allows armed teachers – about BLOODY TIME

Source Teachers at schools in Florida will be carrying guns in the classroom from today under a law designed to stop school massacres. Oh, it will, I can gaurantee it. There is one reason and ONE REASON ALONE these massacres took place: Under the program, which passed the Florida legislature in May and will be

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How to destroy your economy: Muslim style

Source Bali is worried it could lose its status as Australia’s favourite beach playground amid widespread protests in response to draconian government laws and a crackdown on tourists behaving badly in the beach resort. Good. About fucking time. Why anyone wants to go to this infested shithole, run as it is by corrupt cops and

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Question Asked and Answered

Sorry we were away from the mic yesterday, but it was quite busy around these here parts. And today, reading headlines like this one, we don’t much feel like posting anything at all: Eighteen years after the September 11 jihad attacks that murdered nearly three thousand people, this is where we are: the Bloomfield Hills

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If You’re Surprised, Please Raise Your Hand

But first, some site news. Some of you noticed, I’m sure, that the site went AWOL a week ago or so. The blame for that rests entirely with us. Well, the blame for nobody knowing what was going on, that is. All it was was a site migration of which we had been warned more

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“Ridicule is Man’s Most Potent Weapon”

Also known as Alinsky’s rule number 5. As it turns out, it happens to be true. And the humorless shitlib scolds are freaking out that sites like the Babylon Bee are making ruthless fun of them. Last month, the satire site The Babylon Bee lawyered up after liberal fact-checker Snopes tried to deplatform it by

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