Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 9, 2014
Via Bill Quick, news reaches us that Noo Yawkers are just as thrilled with their brand new communist mayor, Bill de Sandino-wannabe-Blasio, as we knew they would be.
NEW YORK (AP) — Only 39 percent of registered New York City voters believe Mayor Bill de Blasio’s has done a “good” or “excellent” job during his first two months in City Hall, according to a poll released Thursday.
More than half of the voters polled rated his performance “fair” or “poor,” according to the Marist College/The Wall Street Journal/WNBC poll. Just ten percent of voters gave de Blasio the highest “excellent” mark while 29 percent categorized his performance as good.
De Blasio, the city’s first Democratic mayor in 20 years, took office January 1 after capturing 73 percent of the vote in a landslide victory in November.
Beyond the one given by posting this, but that’s at MOST a fucklet. A very small fucklet.
Whadyoo expect, electing a commie mayor?
Enjoying the fruits of your votes on this as much as you are your O-bummer-I-can’t-afford-insurance-anymore-Care votes, are you, “progressive” socialist retards?
Good. Enjoy them some more. Then some more. And then REALLY start enjoying them as you get reamed, over and over again, over a rusty communist barrel. Forever.
And “forever” is a really, really long time, we’d have you know. But you’ll find out, won’t you?
Oh yes. Oh yes, you will. Will you ever!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Thatisall.
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 9, 2014
We just love, LOVE this ad:
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 9, 2014
LC & IB Jaybear just brought us the unwelcome news that Wild Bill passed away yesterday, March 8th, at the quite respectable age of 90.
Respectable and amazing, considering Wild Bill’s reputation for complete and utter disregard for danger.
Those here who know anything about him at all will probably remember him most from HBO’s masterful Band of Brothers, where he was played very ably by Frank John Hughes.
Enlisting at the age of 15 (his mother helped him by misremembering the exact date of his birth by two years. She was in pain at the time, so really, who can blame her?), he went on to join the paratroops in 1942 after a stint of building Sherman tanks which obviously didn’t quite satisfy his patriotic sense of duty as he waived the exemption that this duty gave him.
He joined the 506th and made his first combat jump on D-Day and proceeded to kick German ass until a German howitzer shell managed to take him out of action in December 1944 during a small skirmish known as the Battle of Bastogne. Prior to this he had earned a reputation for utter hatred of all things German (they’d managed to kill one of his brothers at Monte Cassino) along with the aforementioned complete disregard for personal safety, shooting first and asking questions later. German is a hard language anyway.
He took, among numerous other battles, part in the assault on Brecourt Manor on D-Day where he, along with about a dozen of his brothers in arms, relieved some 50 Germans of their battery of 105mm Howitzers along with the lives of quite a few of them. That battle later became a textbook example of how to take a superior position when vastly outnumbered.
Another characteristic of Wild Bill was his attachment to his unit and his comrades. When sent back for R&R after having been shot in the leg, he went AWOL to get back to Easy Company, disguising his cast by painting it black. Most likely he was found out by being the only GI in Europe with a boot that appeared to fit. When caught, he didn’t offer up any apologies, noting merely that they could try all they want, but he’d keep going AWOL until he was with his unit again.
The hospital relented and sent him back, just in time for the Battle of Bastogne in December of 1944 and it was at Foy that his career killing Germans finally came to an end as he, once again completely heedless of his own safety, went to haul his buddy Joe Toye back to cover after the latter had lost his leg under a heavy barrage of artillery. Wild Bill lost his own leg in the attempt and Germans up and down the line must have heaved a sigh of relief as he was sent back behind the lines for good.
R.I.P. Wild Bill. The world is a lesser place for your passing, but a better one because you ever lived.
Thatisall.
William “Wild Bill” Guarnere.
4/28/1923 – 3/8/2014
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 3, 2014
The post everybody’s been waiting for, we’re sure, so here goes. That “anti-gay” law that got veto’ed out in Arizona when the RINO party decided to run for the hills in the face of progressive socialist mau-mauing. Again. That bill. Yes, you know which one I’m talking about. The one designed to protect business owners
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 3, 2014
From DrewM: I know it’s popular on the right (and even among some liberals) to say that Obama’s weakness, as evidenced by his failure to follow through on Syria, emboldened Putin but I don’t buy it. Recall that in 2008 Vladimir Putin undertook a similar operation in the South Ossetia region of Georgia. Was George
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 2, 2014
Everybody says that, but His Imperial Majesty has the last say. He’s an Emperor, after all, complete with one of those fancy Burger King cardboard crowns that it took him forever to assemble, so it’s not like he didn’t put any effort into it. That and an entirely justified belief in his own superiority in
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 1, 2014
A Politico report calls it “a crisis that no one anticipated.” The Daily Beast, reporting on Friday’s US intelligence assessment that “Vladimir Putin’s military would not invade Ukraine,” quotes a Senate aide claiming that “no one really saw this kind of thing coming.” Read the whole thing for a beautiful example of the ObamaMedia going
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Posted by Emperor Misha I on March 1, 2014
Kiev Warsaw was on edge Saturday after Russian parliament’s upper house the German Reichstag unanimously approved President Vladimir Putin’s Chancellor Adolf Hitler’s request for a military intervention in Ukraine Poland, according to a Kremlin Reichstag statement. The approval came within two hours of Putin Hitler appealing to parliament the Reichstag, saying the move is needed
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