You Want an Open Thread? You Can’t HANDLE an Open Thread!

Hey, I had to call this post something, no?

His Majesty is a bit pre-occupied at the moment, but surely we can find the time to provide our many LCs and GLORs with an open thread, so here goes.

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Confusion to BOTH of our Enemies

His Majesty has laid out a plan for voting in the Virginia Primary, where it has been arranged that Willard Mitt “Flipper” Romney would only have Ron “Protocols of Ron” Paul to oppose him; guaranteeing him a sweep of Virginia’s delegates, and the superficial appearance of strong support in a southern state. I don’t live in Virginia, but if I did, I would follow His Majesty’s plan. Vote for Paul in hope of damaging Mittens.

And, acknowledging that Newt is a deeply flawed candidate for the nomination [no hostility to Santorum, but it must be admitted that he does not rouse the passion to fight], he at least is not an open enemy of Conservatives, Patriots, and the TEA party. Thus, I can see supporting him as the only way to stop Mittens, despite Newt’s flaws.

But that leaves us with the problem of what to do if the Institutionals force Romney’s nomination. I am not saying that is certain. There are … rumblings of a brokered convention, and a certain lady from the far North has been far more involved of late, including with an open declaration of war against the Institutionals. But it is always a good thing to have a plan ready to cope with what the enemy does.

I frequent many places on the Internet, and among them is the site LEGAL INSURRECTION. One of the commenters came up with an idea that would seem to work, and work well.

1. Voting for Obama in the general election is akin to treason.
2. Voting for Romney is not functionally different in outcome, if he wins. The problem is that there is no way that he will win.
3. Further, voting for Romney only encourages the Institutionals to keep putting up Vichy Republicans and suppressing Conservatives.
4. Voting for another conservative party has downsides I will explain.
5. Undervoting the ticket [leaving the President/VP lines blank] or writing in even if it will not be counted are options, but not as effective as this from “Darkstar58” at LEGAL INSURRECTION:

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But He’s the Only ELECTABLE One!

Figures, to anybody but the Lowry/Rubin crowd of Idiotarians, that Mittens “Slash and Burn” RomneyCare would be facing some major backlash as a result of his week-long slash and burn campaign of lies and smears in order to win Florida, but don’t expect the RINOcracy MittBots to be paying any attention to that rather large elephant behind the curtain.

It also has cost Mr. Romney — at least for now — the generally likable image that he has nurtured for years. In polls during the last several weeks, the number of people who view him favorably has plunged, especially among independent voters who will likely decide the general election later this year.

In a Washington Post/ABC News poll last week, 49 percent of the respondents nationwide held an unfavorable view of Mr. Romney, while only 31 percent had a favorable one. That is a reversal from last September, when more people held a favorable view of Mr. Romney than an unfavorable one.

Independents, in particular, now have a less favorable opinion of Mr. Romney, with favorable opinions dropping from a high in the mid-40s in late November to a low of 23 percent last week, according to the Post/ABC News poll.

Yeah, we highlighted that particular bit since it seems rather important, now that we’ve heard time and time again that the base just has to shut up and eat the shit sandwich because Mittens the Fair Haired RINO of Taxachusetts is all about the Independents!!!11!1!1!

You know, “it doesn’t really matter what the worthless, dependable slaves on the plantation think, we have to get the independents.” How’s that working out for you, Mr. Electable? Because it seems to us that, even if you assume for the sake of discussion that that’s true, dropping 20 points because you’ve shown yourself to be a carbon copy of he inexcusably vile leftists among said independents isn’t exactly, how can we put it?, WINNING!

So you’ve not only managed to piss off actual conservatives to the point where they might not even bother to go vote for you in the general, much less put in any foot work for you during the campaign and trust us, you won’t be getting the pavement-pounding, phone-calling, leaflet-distributing power you HAVE to have to win out of “independents” who really don’t give a shit other than, maybe, showing up to pull a lever once every four years, you’ve ALSO managed to turn those independents away from you to the point where they might not even show up at the polls.

Heckuva job, MittBama!

And please, people, do NOT be disheartened by Mittens bringing home a pathetic win in Florida after he paid, what, $15 million for it and, on top of it, managed to alienate everybody who might vote for him in the future.

If he HADN’T won this primary after all that he (and the RINOcracy enablers) did, then he’d be over. They have no tricks left in the box and, if you ask us, good luck keeping that losing formula up for the remaining 46 states.

Mittens managed in the past to play the part of the “above it all, gentleman candidate” while keeping people’s attention off of the fact that his goons did all the wet work for him, much like a current resident of 1600 Penn Ave we could mention, but he really let his dick hang out after he got trounced in SC. That was his big mistake. And it’s what’s going to kill him from here on out.

Mittens has two options going forward in the primaries: He can either continue copying the Alinskyite tactics of the left as he did in the run-up to the Florida primary, which will cost him a fortune and, more importantly, turn more and more people away from him as they realize what a shit-flinging hypocrite bastard he is. This will doom him in the general election. Or he can try to pretend to be the old “well-mannered Mittens” who sticks only to the facts, in which case he doesn’t stand a chance because A) a large part of the electorate won’t buy it because they now KNOW that he’s a flip-flopping, lying, opportunist son of a whore and B) sticking to the facts isn’t exactly going to help a flip-flopping, lying, opportunist son of a whore.

Somebody please map out a path to victory for us based on that, because we don’t see one.

As to his “electability” based on his “moderate” creds (and anybody calling him a “moderate” after his proven scorched earth campaign of lies in Florida is a confirmed, certified, card-carrying imbecile), let’s turn to other “moderate” GOP presidential candidates and ask them how that worked out for them in the general election:

Presidents Dewey, Ford, Dole and McCain, please stand up.

Oh, wait…

Thatisall.

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The Pilgrimage

[Warning: While not nearly as long as the Emp's awesomeness fisking of the SOTU below, I would still advise a beverage to help y'all wade through this one. -JB] Since Red and I have become Texans we’ve always wanted to take a trip to The Alamo. This from everything I’ve read is a required visit,

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The Enemy Within

Just in case anybody is still believing that the RINO Gentry Club is any less of a fanatical enemy than the NSDWP, we learn that the RINOcracy is pretty much done with an effort to redistrict LTC Allen West right out of Congress (h/t Bill Quick). This has not received a lot of national attention,

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SOTU Fisk

Are we going for the Longest Fisk Ever™? We don’t know if it will get quite that far, but one thing’s for sure, we’ve never read bullshit as deep and wide as president Food Stamp’s latest bloviations. If you decide to stick with it, go get a beverage first because it will take a while.

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