And, as usual, the “reasonable” pundits try to find faults among both sides.

Our Imperial Conclusion, on the other hand, is this:

If you are willing to behave like a wild animal, then you fully deserve to be treated like one, no matter what your “excuse” might be.

Don’t show up at a free for all cage match and then start whining to us if you get a black eye as a result.

Just stay at home. Unless you can point out to us the spot in the Constitution that enumerates your right to get a 50% discount on an iPad in the midst of what you know is going to be an arena fight with no danger of getting bruised.

Get over yourselves, you pathetic wussy pissants, because we’re getting more and more depressed that we apparently belong to the same species as you.


By Emperor Misha I

Ruler of all I survey -- and then some.

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