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When Did Being a Trusting, Moronic Shmuck Become a Requirement in this Former “Land of the Free?”

We’re asking for a friend.

For the longest time we’ve wanted to share our ten brass obols on the subject of Donald Trump’s “refusal” to hand a blank check to the ProgNazi Party’s Fraud machine during the last debate, but we kept being distracted. The Imperial Dungeons are filled to overflowing at the time and keeping a fresh supply of lions at hand is getting to be quite the chore. The ones we had all have type 2 diabetes now and can’t move unless wheeled around on a trolley.

If you have no idea what we’re talking about, we’re talking about the exchange that went roughly (from memory) as follows:

Moderator: Are you willing to accept the election outcome no matter what?
Trump: The election hasn’t happened yet.

This promptly sent all of the #NeverTrumptards off to their fainting couches, shrieking and clutching their pearls because… reasons. From what we’ve been able to gather from their barely coherent hysterical sobs as the went in, then out of therapy, then back in again, that was absolutely unheard of because apparently it’s any candidate’s presidential duty, not to mention the duty of every single one of us benighted citizen subjects, to accept anything coming out of government ahead of time, tugging our forelocks and promising that no matter what, we’ll trust and obey regardless.


After the farcical “investigation” by Comey’s FBI of Hildebot Clintoon’s clearly treasonous and criminally negligent handling of classified material, not to mention every single other investigation of Congress’ ending up in nothing at all no matter how damning the evidence? After Project Veritas publishing, on a daily basis, irrefutable proof of ProgNazi operatives not only admitting to, but bragging of their massive vote fraud operations? After the IRS being used as the armed goons of the ProgNazis to suppress dissent up to the 2012 election (and the inevitable pointless show “investigations” not leading anywhere afterwards)? After the too numerous to count reports of precincts voting more than 100% Democrat in previous elections? We could go on for another 200 pages, but we trust you get the point.

Yet we’re supposed to just forget all about that and hand our lying, cheating, thieving oppressors a blank check to go forth and continue using us like a rented mule?

Somebody should have told those horrible, “un-presidential” Founding Fathers (according to NRO et al) that and we wouldn’t have had all of that unpleasantness with the Brits way back when.

He should have just said “sure. No matter how much evidence of fraud there is, no matter what indeed, I’ll go ahead and accept the results ahead of time, even if it comes up as 105% of voters in favor of my opponent?”

Are those driveling Cuckservative cabana boys in the habit of handing over a check to their car dealerships, promising to accept, without question, whatever lemon waits for them when they come to pick it up? Even if they know they’re about to do business with the sleaziest outfit in the city, one with an unbroken track record of fraud?

If that’s how the majority of people of these United States see it too, then they deserve every bit of the rape they’ve got coming. Problem is, the rest of us don’t.

Take it away, Kurt Schlichter (and do read the whole thing):

Okay, this is where Team Fake Pearl Clutch jumps in and whines about my “dangerous talk” and about how I have no “honor” because I won’t submit in advance to another establishment okie-doke. Yeah, sure, whatever – and the emperor caught pneumonia because the little kid pointed out that he wasn’t wearing any clothes, not because he was walking around with his junk in the wind.

The system is manifestly rigged – even Heap Big Chief Warren used to say so until a memo informed her that this meme is now inconvenient – so spare me your sanctimonious crap about our sacred system. Our loyalty is properly only to the Constitution, not a perversion of it. Just because you hold office under Article I, II, or III doesn’t mean we still owe you respect or deference when you treat your obligations to the People like a teenage Thai boy at one of Raymond Burr’s Halloween parties.

We owe the system nothing. Nada. Zip. Instead, the system owes us fairness and honesty, and without them it has no right to our default acceptance of its results. That acceptance must be earned. This means that the system must aggressively police its own integrity, and this year it has utterly failed to do so.

And if the system doesn’t get this through their fat, entitled skulls, then we predict that one day sooner or later, something else entirely will be passing through their skulls.

It’s not like there isn’t historical precedent for it.


Terrible News

It is with a heavy heart that we learn that LC Purple Raider’s wife’s cancer has taken a turn for the worse and has become terminal.

A GoFundMe has been started to help with expenses, and if you have a shekel to spare, please consider it (details at the link above).

I wish there was something more I could do for you and your wife, and I cannot even begin to imagine what you’re going through now.

Just know that you and your wife are in my prayers for a miracle.

May Almighty G-d bless you and grant you strength.


“Why the Fuck is Moscow not Burning???”

So asketh the hyperventilating russophobe Sexton at Yapping Poodles:

White House spokesman Josh Earnest is promising a “proportional” response but won’t say what that might entail.


Earnest’s language seems a bit vague under the circumstances. He says Obama “will consider” a response which suggests he hasn’t done so yet. When exactly is Obama planning to get to work on that?

“For fuck’s sake, you people, THEY HACKED HER HIGHNESS’ EMAIL!!! Where’s your OUTRAGE? Why are St. Petersburg and Moscow not glowing craters yet???”

Think we’re exaggerating? Alright then:

Question: What exactly is the proportional response to someone like Putin trying to bring down your entire system of government?

We rest our case.

Time to up poor Sexton’s meds, we think.


It’s Unbelievable

So the cucks at Fetid Flatulence are having the vapors now that there’s return fire coming in after their victory dance around the pussy video.

Yes, we do still check in with that website. They’re a perfect barometer for the idiocy on the former “right” that has turned our nation into the shambles that she is now. And a quite amusing look into their delusional minds, or what passes for minds these days.

Kellyanne Conway: Some of the Republicans who won’t support Trump have behaved inappropriately with women too

You don’t SAY?

Are we to believe that some of those latter day prudes eagerly embracing the latest #NeverTrumpTardsForHillary directive are, in fact, just as guilty of being functional males as the individual that they’re comically trying to distance themselves from now that they’ve received their directives from the Clinton Führerbunker?

We’re shocked, shocked, we tells ya!

The optimal time for her to have revealed this publicly was as soon as she witnessed it years ago, to shame the lechers into behaving better with other women in the future.

It would certainly be optimal for the cucktards trying to hand Hillary! the presidency. As it is, now that they’ve once again been caught flying their true colors, it’s at the very least — inconvenient.


But you’re right, Allahputz, it is indeed very necessary to shame lechers turned on by and attracted to the fairer sex into suppressing those primal urges of theirs to desire them and talk among themselves about how much they desire them. After all, if all males in this nation were neutered into not daring to even think about being attracted to women, much less talking about it among themselves, your potential weekend dating pool just might be larger than the number of cats living with you.

Failing that, if she’s going to tu-quoque the dump-Trumpers in Congress, she could at least have named names here so that viewers wouldn’t let their imaginations run wild about innocent Republicans who are on the ballot.

And so that you and your fellow cucks could have focused your damage control on drumming out those unfortunates from “the true conservative movement” as well while maintaining your pro-Hillary! High Ground™ profile, of course. As opposed to being on the defensive, not knowing just where the next grenade blowing up in your faces is going to come rolling in from.

Jupiter damn it, it’s almost as if your opponents know what they’re doing! Curse them! What to do?

Instead, she’s seemingly all aboard the Trump-train strategy of burning down the party around them even as she’s telling Chris Matthews that America can’t take the risk of having Democrats packing the Supreme Court. We must defeat Hillary, or else we must also … wreck the Republican Congress? What?

If anybody “burned down the party”, it would be you rent-seeking, opportunistic, lying, ProgNazi fellating Quislings who did everything you possibly could to make sure that the American people would go looking elsewhere for an alternative to the tired old Cucktards that they had foisted on them every four years, only to see them betray every single damn principle that actual conservatism used to stand for.

Trump isn’t the one burning down the party. Trump is the candidate because you worthless, metrosexual, treasonous bastards already burned it all the fuck down. Trump is the candidate because conservative, actual conservatives, had finally woken up after decades of GOP surrender monkeying to the fact that we no longer had two parties. We only had one, and that one party was against every single thing that matters to the vast majority who actually have all the votes.

The things that matter to them. The things that literally mean life or death to them. Such as not being gunned down for going to a nightclub because the Uniparty has decided that maybe it’s “racist” to not just let everybody in.

Such as not being run over or raped by illegal invaders who, in spite of having been apprehended numerous times, STILL hadn’t been deported right the fuck out of here according to our already existing laws. Because the left wing of the Uniparty wants votes and the “right” wing wants cheap slave labor, so fuck you, Kathy Steinle. Literally.

Such as not suddenly finding themselves umemployed and unable to pay for their kids’ braces or the A/C that just conked out because their jobs just got outsourced to China or Mexico, no matter how fucking much the patricians in the Imperial Capitol in DC keep babbling about “free trade” and “open borders.”

Those things.

YOU patrician and wannabe patrician arseholes burned it down. You. Fucking. Built. This.

And now you can’t handle it when the long overdue payback is showing up on your doorsteps and blame the fire on the ones tired of getting scorched by the flames?

The nerve of you worthless swine makes the word “chutzpah” wholly inadequate, and we can guarantee that with every last word that you utter, those of us who actually have to live in the Hades that you created will care less and less about what happens to you when the dust has settled.

Quo usque tandem abutere, cunni, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?

– Marcus Tullius Cicero

[minus the "cunni" bit. We'll leave the translation of that to you. Not even Marcus would be that blunt -- Emp. Misha]


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Well That Was… Interesting…

Once again, we tuned in to watch the gong show, only this time we have to admit it was actually because we wanted to in some sort of ineffable way. Not quite sure why. Perhaps it was because we wanted to see if the “Trumpinator” really did have it in him to go on the

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Happy Che Day

On this day in 1967 the professional racist murderer Che Guevara was sent back to Satan and the demons that spawned him by a Bolivian firing squad. 50 years later capitalists are still duping brain-dead college students into buying Che t-shirts because it is “cool” to be a “revolutionary”, and much profit ensues. Moral of

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Burn the Witch!

So now all of the GOPettes are having the vapors over… what again? Oh yes, that’s right. Trump and another guy talking about how to get pussy a decade or so ago. In response half the Cuckservative GOP have run for the hills as they’ve obviously never had a conversation with another guy that didn’t

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They Just Can’t Quit ‘Em

Meaning that the new ProgNazis can’t let go of their ideological forebears, the old Nazis, as exemplified when Kaine referred to the Trump organization as “an Octopus-like entity with tentacles all over the world“. You know, like this one: We have a saying in our native country: “What the heart is full of will spill

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So… the VP debate…

No, we didn’t watch that one. Not even for you. Those have always been irrelevant, even if the Clinton Media have been desperately drumming up the importance thereof this year since they never got the “bump” they had prayed for from the first presidential debate, no matter how much they declared the Animatronic Corpse the

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Coming Soon to a Country Near You…

Found at the inestimable Fran’s place, a horror story out of Canada, the sort of horror story that, had any of us warned that it would come to this, we’d have been told that we were just paranoid fanatics seeing ghosts everywhere. Canada’s Supreme Court took democracy out of the death equation by conjuring a

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

September 27th, 2016
So… The Debate

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September 26th, 2016
Another “Lone Wolf” Heard From

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September 20th, 2016
Paging John Sexton

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September 19th, 2016
Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

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September 17th, 2016
Another of the Greatest Generation Passes

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September 17th, 2016
The Bloodiest Day Remembered, 2017

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