Fresh Meat

President Refuses to Take Dictation from Journalist, Media Screams “Treason!”

So this clown from the enemedia gets up in front of Presidents Trump and Putin after the two have concluded hours of what they both referred to as fruitful and successful talks, daring the former to call the latter a liar to his face based on no actual presented evidence, we’re still waiting for that, as well as telling the latter to “not do it again, young gentleman, or it’s no supper for you!” (we may have paraphrased a bit there).

And the world ends for the, what?, 15th time this month?

“He’s a traitor!” (interesting mainly for the fact that we were, last we checked, not at actual war with Russia, although the Cucklicans and the other fossils from the Cold War, along with the Prozi Party, would dearly love for us to be. Treason against the United States? By doing what, exactly? Offering aid and comfort to which enemy power, exactly?)

“He threw the intelligence community under the bus!”

What intelligence agencies? You mean the ones so ably led, at various times, by messrs Mueller, McCabe, Strzok, Comey, Brennan, Clapper et al, the intelligence agencies that have, for going on TWO FUCKING YEARS now, tried to overturn the results of their own nation’s democratic and wholly legitimate election, ALL WITHOUT ONE SCINTILLA OF ACTUAL EVIDENCE PRESENTED!

THOSE intelligence agencies?

In that case we have to conclude that the complaint is that he, instead of compliantly throwing himself under the bus that they’ve been trying to run over him, turned around and gave them a nudge in return.


Do any of those talking head clowns actually know how this thing called “diplomacy” works?

Pro-tip: Do NOT call your negotiating partner a lying liar who lies in front of the world in a condescending fashion without having at least one shiny little iota of evidence to back it up with.

But not only did he not take dictation from that blustering little turd with a press badge, he also openly questioned why at least one of those “intelligence agencies” has never shown any interest in checking out the DNC server that was, allegedly, “hacked” by the nefarious President Putin and his 133+ H4X0rZ, something that most people intelligent enough to boil an egg would consider relevant to an investigation of hacking of said server.

It’s almost as if the DNC was concerned what the FBI might find and that the FBI agreed that it would be best if they didn’t find it. Almost. As a matter of fact, quite a bit. Almost certainly, we’d say.

But again, if President Putin really DID hack the DNC servers, that would be a perfect place to look for, there’s that word again, evidence that he dunnit, wouldn’t it?

And then President Trump concluded by saying, backed up by Putin as well, that if Mueller and his Flying Klown Kirkus really want to investigate the Potemkin indictees of last Friday, then Russia was perfectly willing to let them come to Russia and interview them.

Check, and mate.

Hey, Mueller? Is that you running down to the courthouse to beg for a another postponement? Why are you running so fast, Droopy? Don’t you have bags to pack? Moscow is truly beautiful this time of year, we promise!

Fucking disgrace.


Dumbest Thing We’ve Seen All Day

Yes, we’re a bit buried here, but just to put something out there, there’s this, which we stole shamelessly from LC & IB Bill:

We’re going to say something that we thought we’d never say:

We can’t… EVEN!

Where to even begin?

At least we now have a better idea of what happened to all of those window-licking kids riding the short buses when we were young. “Where are they now?”

Working in a “newsroom” near you.


She doesnt get it and never will


A shocked Ms May responded: “We have come to an agreement at the proposal we’re putting to the European Union which absolutely delivers on the Brexit people voted for. They voted for us to take back control of our money, our law and our borders and that’s exactly what we will do.”

But thats President Trump’s entire point.

It was an act of sheer fucking lunacy to have ever given away YOUR NATIONAL SOVEREIGN RIGHTS in the first place you feckless, spineless, drooling IMBECILE.

Yep, You Guessed it, A Day Later, We’re All Going to Die!™ Over Something ELSE!

This constant dying is getting rather tiresome, if you ask us. Particularly since we were told that if we died, we’d wake up in Heaven, and here we are, waking up in our own bed with bills still needing to be paid.

Let’s just say this: Dying sure ain’t all that it’s been cracked up to be.

So what are we dying from NOW? Yesterday it was Brett Kavanaugh, now it’s Teh Death of NATO™, which apparently is coming about because the God-Emperor noted that it’s about time that the rest of NATO starts paying their membership dues.

So the God-Emperor wants Germany to quit making Putin filthy rich and start spending some money on their own military instead so we don’t have to shoulder the entire burden of protecting their ungrateful arses from Putin.

That sounds EXACTLY like something a Putin Puppet would say, doesn’t it?

Damn, poor Volodya sure got screwed on that whole “collusion” deal, didn’t he?

Let’s see what will Destroy Us All!!!™ tomorrow.


ADDENDUM: Some people are easily confused:

While Nord Stream 2 might indeed be problematic for NATO-EU unity, Trump’s friendly overtures to Putin raise their own issues, especially while Putin still occupies Crimea and a large amount of Ukraine, too. The Baltic States do not share Trump’s enthusiasm for a friendlier relationship from the man who’s been fomenting ethnic unrest as an excuse for military intervention along the Russian frontier. Barking at NATO while embracing the Russian strongman who has made clear that he wants the old empire back is not just confusing, it’s downright alarming.

A minor correction: Putin does not “occupy” Crimea anymore than Israel “occupies” well, Israel. It is part of Russia now. Whether it should be part of Russia or not is very much open to debate (in some other post in the future, perhaps), but whether it is or not is not.

The rest is just nonsense, Ed. We hardly consider bitching Germany out for trading with Russia while encouraging them to cut off billions of dollars of trade with Russia “embracing a Russian strongman”. Unless by “embrace” you mean “bear hug”, of course. Russia is very much dependent on her sales of energy, and billions of dollars (or Euros or Deutschmarks) is no trifling matter to her. It’s also hardly strange that the President is putting this out in the open prior to the meeting, as a matter of fact it’s pretty damn obvious what he’s doing there to anybody with a brain. In that clip above that he tweeted out, he simultaneously lashes out at trade with Russia and kicks NATO in the shin for being a bunch of whiny, entitled pussies who shouldn’t bank too heavily on our continued funding of their failed welfare programs.

Translation: “I don’t like the status quo and I’m nobody’s fool. Shit has to change, and I’m prepared to hurt anybody that needs hurting if necessary to bring about some change, ally or foe.” In other words, he’s going to Helsinki with a clear message that he means business, and he’s not just going as a spokesman for NATO either. Because if he went as a spokesman for NATO, it would be virtually guaranteed that nothing would come of that meeting.

As we said: Not confusing at all.

More Kibble

Well THAT Didn’t Take Long

Oh dear, we’re all going to die. Except we’re already dead, aren’t we? Not sure about you lot, but we think the withdrawal from the Paris Climate Accord already did us in. Or was it the tax cut that caused us to breathe our last? We’re so confused. We remember before the pick was announced,

Read the Full Post »

Whatever Will We Do Without Them?

Before we all get too excited about this whole #WalkAway fad that the kids are all talking about, we should take a few moments to realize that we aren’t immune to it ourselves. We mean, just within the last few weeks, we’ve learned that such conservative luminaries as George Will, Jennifer Rubin, Joe Scarborough and

Read the Full Post »

Civility is Not Overrated, But There is a Time and a Place For It

Now comes Matthew Cochran, explaining what we’ve been trying to say for decades, and doing a much better job of it than we ever have: The detail that conservatives tend to forget is that when one party violates a contract, the other party is no longer bound by all of its terms. If you sign

Read the Full Post »

Fuckwit Answers Maxi-Pad Waters’ Call to Arms

And, of course, decides to stay in his own weight class by assaulting a couple of scrawny teens (via Patriot Retort, who promptly finds her way onto the Imperial Blogroll): Disturbing video of young Trump Supporter having his MAGA hat stolen and a drink thrown in his face. The civility of the Left on full

Read the Full Post »

Quite Au Contraire, Dear Maxi-Pad

Seems like the psychotic cat lady from California has thrown down the… has thrown down something. Or maybe she has thrown something out. Like her last functioning synapse. Rep. Maxine Waters is pushing back against death threats she’s received in the wake of her call for action against the Trump administration, If by “action against

Read the Full Post »

We Can See Venezuela From Our House!

Jove, that escalated quickly. One moment you’re being bombarded with the EneMedia babbling about the great state of Mejico being no different from ours and not a concern at all and how DARE you xenophobic NAZIS worry about the border, and the next Hugo Chavez the II is elected head of their dysfunctional shithole’s junta,

Read the Full Post »

Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

July 1st, 2018
And Thus it Ever Was With Fascists

Comments 4 Comments »

July 1st, 2018
Increasingly Panicky NeverTrumpTards™ Sink to New Lows

Comments 7 Comments »

July 1st, 2018
That Was One Heck of an Important “Chat”, That One!

Comments Comments Off on That Was One Heck of an Important “Chat”, That One!

June 29th, 2018
Please ProziCrats, Don’t Ever Stop Being Stupid

Comments 9 Comments »

June 29th, 2018
And Now, For Something Completely Different

Comments 1 Comment »

June 29th, 2018
May the farce be with you

Comments 11 Comments »