Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry.
It was as we’d suspected. On one hand, at least, in that the Hillary Worshiping “moderator” did all that he could to stay well away from the Cankled Beast’s discomfort zones. But that’s hardly news. Anybody going into a debate between a ProgNazi and a human being would be a fool to think that the “moderator” wouldn’t steer proceedings in favor of his ProgNazi idol.
What surprised us a bit was that Trump didn’t go all out on the drunken, brain damaged old goat’s too numerous to count scandals and crimes. But, then again, maybe that’s what he meant to do. Maybe he’s feeling out the opponent for the next two bouts, or maybe it’s just as simple as him knowing that nobody remembers a rat’s asshair’s worth of what went on in the first debate come election time, so he saved the Good Stuff™ for last. Or maybe he’s just a howling, drooling incompetent who, through some act of G-d, became a multi-billionaire in spite of having no brains at all (the #NeverTrump creed, or so we understand).
All that is idle speculation.
What we DO know is that not a single damn thing was debated that the masses of voters care about even in the slightest. Dispute it if you like, but we don’t see Mr. and Mrs. Mainstream (and, let’s be honest here, they ARE the ones with all the votes, not a tiny group of eggheaded poli-junkies like ourselves) giving a fart in a twister about Trump’s tax returns, Obongo’s birth certificate or the fact that Trump once hurt a fat cow’s feelings by calling her fat.
To the extent that something that people might care about WAS mentioned, that is to say jobs and trade, Trump was the only one addressing the issue in any sort of way that might connect, by stating that we need to bring businesses (that’s where jobs are made, they’re NOT made by Gender Study Dance Interpretation majors. Sorry, Proggie SJWs) back by lowering taxes and we need to not always be left with the sponge end of the stick in trade deals. The Hildebeest was blubbering the usual inanities that politicians always resort to, basically saying “we’ll fix the problem by making it go away. Somehow. Magically.”
So overall? Who won?
On Politi-Junkie Points, we suppose the Hildebeest did by managing to not have a seizure for over an hour and a half and by not being run over by a merciless string of verbal attacks.
But on substance?
If she won, then what exactly did she win?
That remains to be seen.
We know, shocking, right?
The Turkish immigrant accused of gunning down five people at a Washington mall smirked at his first court appearance Monday even as reports revealed he had a blog with photo posts of ISIS leader Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi and Iranian Supreme Leader Ayatollah Khamenei.
Accused shooter Arcan Cetin, smirking slightly and wearing a blue, collared shirt, appeared for his first court appearance late Monday morning. Charged with five counts of premeditated murder, Cetin was held on $2 million bail.
We may, of course, never know what motivated this completely random, unexpected, inexplicably inexplicable attack.
And if you think you do, you’re a racist, of course.
You know, the resident Russophobe at Fetid Air who has only recently dared to get out of bed again in the mornings, having finally been convinced that Russian HaX0rz don’t hide underneath it. This might send him back into a catatonic state:
“Are you concerned that this weekend’s attacks or potential incidents in the coming weeks might be an attempt by ISIS or ISIS sympathizers, or really any other group, maybe the Russians, to influence the presidential race in some way, and presumably try to drive votes to Donald Trump, who is, as you’ve said before, widely seen as perhaps being somebody who they would be more willing to—or see as an easier person to be against?” [Bloomberg reporter Jennifer Epstein] asked.
The leading uncredited member of The Walking Dead, Her Royal Cankleness didn’t want to “speculate”, but certainly didn’t refrain from making it clear that Trump’s consistent threats to actually fight Islamic terrorists rather than drop trou for them is clearly, clearly helping ISIS a lot. Somehow. We don’t speak Idiot, so we can’t quite figure out the logic here. Back when we were the supreme ruler of the known world, back when the Med was known as “Mare Nostrum”, our Senate issuing dire threats to destroy nations certainly didn’t seem to encourage, much less help the targets of such threats. Just ask the Carthaginians. Except you can’t. For obvious reasons. Kind of like trying to debate the efficacy of leveling oppida with an Aduatucan. They’re notoriously difficult to locate these days.
But we digress.
Those dastardly Russians. First they dare inconvenience Her Faintness’ coronation plans by stealing her emails, publishing her scheming, lying ways to the world, and now they’re blowing up dumpsters in NY to help Trump too!!!
Mr. Sexton will get months of mileage out of this one!
Can we please, please, please pretty please gather round all of the morons like this one and beat them to a bloody, slow and very painful death with the ClueBat™? (h/t fellow O.G. blogger Bill Quick):
This year, ISIS isn’t simply a passive observer of American politics. Since the group’s rapid rise in 2014, ISIS has established a far-reaching, sophisticated propaganda machine. Its members rely on social media to shape public opinion, recruit new members and mobilize followers to carry out attacks. Now, some of them are using those channels to advocate for Trump. In August, one ISIS spokesman wrote: “I ask Allah to deliver America to Trump.” Another supporter declared: “The ‘facilitation’ of Trump’s arrival in the White House must be a priority for jihadists at any cost!!!” ISIS is working to drum up support for the candidate it has called “the perfect enemy.”
There follows the usual litany of “killing terrorists only makes them stronger”, “that what they want us to do!” ad ever-loving nauseam.
Sons of Dis, we’ve had it up to our back teeth with this incredibly ignorant mental vomitus being passed off as “thought.”
If Adolf Hitler had had the same sympathetic press in the U.S. that the muslim barbarian savages have, then we’d still be debating whether to invade or even bomb Nazi Germany at all, since that would obviously be “exactly what Hitler wanted, don’t you see?” Just imagine the hordes of 11-year-olds and crippled octogenarian veterans of the Franco-Prussian War stampeding to pick up a Panzerfaust for the Volkssturm if we as much as disturbed an adorable hair on their blond little Aryan heads!
Two things: If they’re so madly in love with being gunned down and bombed to smithereens, then why do they invariably scamper for their caves whenever an armed westerner shows up within three zip codes of them? Surely they would be standing out in the open with their arms wide, welcoming their imminent destruction, no? If they really were that hell-bent on cashing in on their pedophile prophet’s promise of virgins before the rest of their subhuman friends, then they wouldn’t conspicuously and invariably pick targets with a minimum of risk of retaliation from their intended victims, no? Heck, they’d be charging the nearest fortified military installation armed with nothing but pointed sticks, wouldn’t they?
Second: Heard of something called “reverse psychology?” Look it up, you moron journaljizzmers, you might learn something. For the first time in your lives. Or were you perhaps expecting ISIS and their fellow koranimal apes to immediately start yelping “no, no, PLEASE don’t elect that monster Trump!” if they didn’t want him to be elected? Just what kind of effect might that have on the American electorate if our sworn and most brutal enemy suddenly started begging us to NOT do something?
Seriously. It’s a bloody wonder how you subretarded mongrels even make it past getting out of bed without accidentally strangling yourselves in your bed sheets. A wonder and a tragedy, we might add.
Our World War II vets are passing to the great reward at an ever accelerating pace, and tonight I learned of the passing of one of my personal heroes from that horrid war, Paul Grilliot.
(The following is a re-post of an article I originally wrote in 2012, on the 150th anniversary of Sharpsburg/Antietam. May we never forget the heroism and sacrifice of these Americans, whether they wore Yankee Blue or Rebel Grey.) 150 years ago today dawn broke on two massive armies nestled between the Potomac River and Antietam
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On September 14, 1814 the sun broke over a haze filled Baltimore harbor, acrid smoke of black powder burning the eyes and throats of sailors as they stared over the gunwales of the British men-of-war. What they saw surprised them, and inspired a “guest” who was on board to write four verses of a poem
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Keep digging, you brain-damaged, wheezing, coughing witch. The Democratic presidential nominee sparked an uproar late Friday when she described Trump’s supporters at a fundraiser. “To just be grossly generalistic, you can put half of Trump supporters into what I call the basket of deplorables,” Clinton said. “Right? Racist, sexist, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamaphobic, you name it.”
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Obummer just can’t resist bad mouthing his supposed home country whenever he’s out fellating the world’s tyrants, can he? Wednesday at a a Young Southeast Asian Leaders Initiative (YSEALI) town hall in Luang Prabang, Laos, President Barack Obama said Americans can be “lazy” because we are so big we think “We don’t have to know
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King Ogabe graced the Laotian people with his omniscient presence, a pleasant distraction from the oppressive Marxist thugs they normally have to applaud for, I’m sure. His teleprompter told him to say the following; And in all of you here today — and especially the young people of Laos — we see the diversity that
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