Fresh Meat

“Even Fox News is outraged at Boehner and Netanyahu’s plan to undermine Obama”

Funny, I dont recall Fox News or anyone else getting their panties in a bunch when that classless, brainless waste of space they have the chutzpah to call a “President” came here and took a dump on OUR Prime Minister.

In case anyone is curious, here’s what happened:

Lost in the shuffle of Obama’s immigration diktat and his sham of a farce of a travesty of a climate agreement with China was his speech about climate change in Canberra, Australia, where Obama went out of his way to insult Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Apparently our embassy personnel in Canberra advised Obama against this course, but naturally Obama knows better. gets better

Only in Naypyidaw, in Myanmar, immediately prior to the leaders travelling to Brisbane for the G20 summit, did the US party demand that the President make a speech and that it be to an audience of young people. At the speech, the President did not ­acknowledge the presence of Governor-General Peter Cosgrove.

The Governor General is the VICE REGAL representative of the Australian government. He is amongst the five TOP RANKING government officials. You do NOT ever disrespect the office..or the man.

Despite repeated Australian requests, White House officials reused to provide a text of the speech to their Australian hosts in advance, and did not provide a summary of what would be contained in the speech.

Needless to say, after the spech, Obambi’s office received a very curt, very terse call. Far as we are concerned, the sooner that IMBECILE is out of office, the better.

Now all of a sudden Ogabe is in righteous indignation over the same thing…wait wouldnt be because Netanyahu is ISRAELI..would it?


I’ll also say this: whoever you elect next will have a lot of work to do, and a lot of fences to mend. There are Americans who say that the US shouldnt have any foreign allies..believe me after some of the fiascoes we have seen recently?, there are many of your allies who are asking themselves if they are better off without YOU.

You all know me. I am not anti American. Never have been. I am, I know, an outsider to you all..I also hope that over the years I have in some small way helped you to see from the outside. I love the USA and I count the Rotties as some of the best and kindest people I have ever known..I would also be lying if I didnt say that many Australians were unimpressed with Ogabe’s antics.

We are your allies. We have stood with you in good times and in bad.,.,.and we always will. When that jerk in the WH is gone, forgive me for this, but you will have a lot of work ahead of you to convince those allies that they need you. The UK specifically will need to be attended to.

Whatever damage he has done at home? It pales into utter insignificance next to the damage he has done abroad.

Bring Me the Head of a Pig and a Tankard of Ale….

because there’s a feast to be had!

Why you may ask? Because it’s somebodies birthday, that’s why.

But whose you ask?

Why, our very own Cabana Boy Imperial Vileness himself, that’s who!

So let the celebratory debauchery begin!

Happy birthday Misha. You’ve been a true brother to me all these many years. The trust you showed in me when you brought me on board as a writer still humbles me. Thank you for being my mentor and my friend.

Now go flog a prognazi in celebration.

It’s All Over But the Mewling

We would have ended the previous post with “Deus Vult!”, but this craven dreck from some clowns who call themselves “The Catholic League” made us hesitate:

Bill Donohue comments on the killing of 12 people at the Paris office of the newspaper Charlie Hebdo:
Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross, must be unequivocally condemned. That is why what happened in Paris cannot be tolerated. But neither should we tolerate the kind of intolerance that provoked this violent reaction.

This under the headline “Muslims Are Right to Be Angry”, mind you.

Apparently, to the “Catholic League”, murdering a dozen innocent people for having an opinion you don’t like is just “anger.” And understandable anger at that.

And kindly note the “but-monkery” used by that cockless, faithless, prostrate, craven lickspittle, Bill Donohue.

“Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross, must be unequivocally condemned.”


Those Charlie Hebdo characters, with their intolerance, provoked their own murders.

Which means, put in plain English, “they bloody well asked for it.”

Or, if you like, murdering people because they offend you is bad, but it’s no worse than the offense itself.

Way to go, “Catholic League.”

Somewhere in Heaven Pope Urban II is pleading with G-d to please be allowed back down here so he can kick your worthless asses to shreds.

If anything ever called for an excommunication, this would be it. But we’re not sure that’s possible, seeing as you’re obviously neither Catholic nor Christian to begin with.

Why don’t you go get sodomized by a sheikh, you worthless waste of sperm? You’ve all but dropped trou and offered your flabby arse to the Saracens already, and we suspect you might like it.


Oh, and the cartoon that, in the opinion of Bill Donohue and the “Catholic League” justifies the murder of 12 people? This is it:


The text reads: “100 lashes if you don’t die of laughter”

Yes, that absolutely warrants murder. We see the error of our ways now.

We suppose that us posting that cartoon, something that nobody in the vaunted “free press” of the United States has the balls to do, now makes it OK in your eyes for the subhumans you love so well to come murder me, my wife and my children. They’d better bring friends, and we’d love for them to bring you too. Them, we’d just kill. You, we’d make a blood eagle on. Just for the heck of it.

Fuck you, Bill Donohue, fuck you with a rusty scimitar.

You Keep Preaching About the Value of Freedom of Speech?

His Imperial Majesty most certainly agrees, and in the wake of the latest muslim act of wanton barbarism since that sick, perverted ideology was thought up by a rancid pedophile 1,400 years ago, the usual suspects are tripping over their own shriveled manhoods to proclaim hysterically how they all support it and how vital, VITAL it is that we all stand up and refuse to back down in the face of violence.

And at the same time the media self-censors furiously in order to not hurt the sensitive sensibilities of the subhuman savages, refusing to as much as air a single photo of the “offensive” cartoons that the muslim untermenschen use as an “excuse” for murdering 12 innocent people in cold blood.

At the same time, “leaders” all over the world refuse to call this heinous act of terrorism by its name, they refuse to as much as mention the ideology, NOT a religion, that openly endorses those depraved act of inhumane perversity, and they, per standard operating procedure, immediately wring their hands about the “dangers” of the mythical backlash against muslims that has, so far, utterly failed to materialize.

12 people whose only “crime” was to make fun of a pedophile muslim barbarian lie dead, and those craven nithlings’ main worry is a backlash that has never materialized and the possibility that the animal perpetrators might have their feelings hurt???

Sure, that’s one heck of a principled and courageous stance against the worst pestilence and scourge this planet has ever seen.

Color us duly unimpressed.

And the worst thing is that it’s not even the first time that the so-called “free world” has embarrassed and beclowned itself by pissing its panties in public. We saw the exact same thing right after the publishing of the Mohammed Cartoons in Denmark.

The so-called “free world” had a collective fainting spell while clutching its pearls. This country, at the time a nation of 300 million souls, the most powerful military might on the planet, immediately self-censored and refused to as much as show a single one of those horrifying, genocidal, worse-than-Hitler cartoons for fear they might hurt a muslim somewhere and make it angry while simultaneously waxing poetic about its undying and unyielding stance in defense of free speech.

Meanwhile, the leader of the nation in which they were published, the tiny country of Denmark with only 5 million souls, when threatened with dire consequences and devastating attacks by the entire muslim horde if they didn’t arrest and outlaw such “outrageous” defamers of the muslim “faith”, and keep in mind this was right after 9/11, Spain and London, stood up and told the ragheaded rats that he couldn’t do such a thing, and that even if he COULD, he wouldn’t.

And the United States could not be reached for comment, because we were too busy pissing ourselves.

You don’t appease barbarians, you don’t negotiate with barbarians, you don’t even acknowledge the humanity of barbarians.

You KILL barbarians.

And you bloody well KEEP killing them until they get the point.

If you really DO believe in the lofty ideals that you brag about in public, that is.


More Kibble

Charlie Hebdo shooting: 12 people killed, 11 injured

In a video filmed by journalist Martin Boudot, who was taking refuge on a nearby rooftop, the men can be heard shouting “Allahu Akbar” (God is greatest) between rounds of gunfire. Police said another witness heard the attackers shouting “we have avenged the prophet” I had a large post planned, but decided not to bother.

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Happy New Year Schadenboner!

Damn, we had no idea sobering up would take this long! We must be getting old. Or maybe we’re still drunk or, at the very least, deep in the throes of DT hallucinations, because this is just too damn funny to be true. WASHINGTON — For years, Harvard’s experts on health economics and policy have

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Open Thread from DJ…

Hello from the OTHER side.  I mean, the other side of the border.  No, not that border, the Northern border.  Yeah, that Socialist country to the North, Canookistan. It’s not that I miss y’all — maybe some of you — I just don’t miss the mindless arguing about crap that none of us have any

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Christmas LOLZ

OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know. An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”, Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or

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Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Yule Open Thread

Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.

Season’s Greetings

…along with our apologies for our extreme lack of postings, obviously, which we blame on the season but, most of all, 70 hour work weeks. About which we’re not complaining, considering that millions upon millions of our fellow Americans don’t have any job, thanks to Beloved Ear Leader and his Age of Plenty. It would

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

December 17th, 2014
Whiny Millennial Whining Crybaby Whines About Being Called Whiny

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December 16th, 2014
Taking out a Raghead

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December 14th, 2014
Jihadi flag waves in armed cafe hold-up

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December 13th, 2014
Party of Submission Submits Again

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December 10th, 2014
The Long March Continues

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December 10th, 2014
And the “Idiot of the Week” Award Goes to…

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