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Swatting at Retards

Because why not? They make such easy targets, and when the retards in questions are also hysterical, barely sentient, entitled, whiny little Social Justice Warriors, it makes it even better.

Found this particular Idiotarian Emission at The Declination, and you should go read his article because it’s really good, only it’s not as vicious because he’s a scholar and a gentleman. We, however, are none of those things and we love to make fun of the intellectually stunted.

Dear White, Straight, Cisgender, Man People: You Are Privileged

You know you’re about to enter the Idiot Zone when the blather starts out with an imaginary word. No, little retard, “cisgender” is not a word, no matter how many times you repeat it to yourself and how many times you wish that it were so.

Dear Us, This is for all the white, straight, cisgender men out there who’re sick of having your privilege checked.

Not really sick of it, “check your privilege” only means “go away, you meanie, because I don’t have a coherent argument to offer”, which translates again to “waaaah, you dumb, me smart, go away.”

Absolutely nothing wrong with a wannabe opponent in an argument admitting defeat openly. It saves time better spent doing… anything at all.

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“Even Fox News is outraged at Boehner and Netanyahu’s plan to undermine Obama”

Funny, I dont recall Fox News or anyone else getting their panties in a bunch when that classless, brainless waste of space they have the chutzpah to call a “President” came here and took a dump on OUR Prime Minister.

In case anyone is curious, here’s what happened:

Lost in the shuffle of Obama’s immigration diktat and his sham of a farce of a travesty of a climate agreement with China was his speech about climate change in Canberra, Australia, where Obama went out of his way to insult Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott. Apparently our embassy personnel in Canberra advised Obama against this course, but naturally Obama knows better.

Wait..it gets better

Only in Naypyidaw, in Myanmar, immediately prior to the leaders travelling to Brisbane for the G20 summit, did the US party demand that the President make a speech and that it be to an audience of young people. At the speech, the President did not ­acknowledge the presence of Governor-General Peter Cosgrove.

The Governor General is the VICE REGAL representative of the Australian government. He is amongst the five TOP RANKING government officials. You do NOT ever disrespect the office..or the man.

Despite repeated Australian requests, White House officials reused to provide a text of the speech to their Australian hosts in advance, and did not provide a summary of what would be contained in the speech.

Needless to say, after the speech, Obambi’s office received a very curt, very terse call. Far as we are concerned, the sooner that IMBECILE is out of office, the better.

Now all of a sudden Ogabe is in righteous indignation over the same thing…wait wait..it wouldnt be because Netanyahu is ISRAELI..would it?

Nah.

I’ll also say this: whoever you elect next will have a lot of work to do, and a lot of fences to mend. There are Americans who say that the US shouldnt have any foreign allies..believe me after some of the fiascoes we have seen recently?, there are many of your allies who are asking themselves if they are better off without YOU.

You all know me. I am not anti American. Never have been. I am, I know, an outsider to you all..I also hope that over the years I have in some small way helped you to see from the outside. I love the USA and I count the Rotties as some of the best and kindest people I have ever known..I would also be lying if I didnt say that many Australians were unimpressed with Ogabe’s antics.

We are your allies. We have stood with you in good times and in bad.,.,.and we always will. When that jerk in the WH is gone, forgive me for this, but you will have a lot of work ahead of you to convince those allies that they need you. The UK specifically will need to be attended to.

Whatever damage he has done at home? It pales into utter insignificance next to the damage he has done abroad.

Bring Me the Head of a Pig and a Tankard of Ale….

because there’s a feast to be had!

Why you may ask? Because it’s somebodies birthday, that’s why.

But whose you ask?

Why, our very own Cabana Boy Imperial Vileness himself, that’s who!

So let the celebratory debauchery begin!

Happy birthday Misha. You’ve been a true brother to me all these many years. The trust you showed in me when you brought me on board as a writer still humbles me. Thank you for being my mentor and my friend.

Now go flog a prognazi in celebration.

It’s All Over But the Mewling

We would have ended the previous post with “Deus Vult!”, but this craven dreck from some clowns who call themselves “The Catholic League” made us hesitate:

Bill Donohue comments on the killing of 12 people at the Paris office of the newspaper Charlie Hebdo:
Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross, must be unequivocally condemned. That is why what happened in Paris cannot be tolerated. But neither should we tolerate the kind of intolerance that provoked this violent reaction.

This under the headline “Muslims Are Right to Be Angry”, mind you.

Apparently, to the “Catholic League”, murdering a dozen innocent people for having an opinion you don’t like is just “anger.” And understandable anger at that.

And kindly note the “but-monkery” used by that cockless, faithless, prostrate, craven lickspittle, Bill Donohue.

“Killing in response to insult, no matter how gross, must be unequivocally condemned.”

BUT

Those Charlie Hebdo characters, with their intolerance, provoked their own murders.

Which means, put in plain English, “they bloody well asked for it.”

Or, if you like, murdering people because they offend you is bad, but it’s no worse than the offense itself.

Way to go, “Catholic League.”

Somewhere in Heaven Pope Urban II is pleading with G-d to please be allowed back down here so he can kick your worthless asses to shreds.

If anything ever called for an excommunication, this would be it. But we’re not sure that’s possible, seeing as you’re obviously neither Catholic nor Christian to begin with.

Why don’t you go get sodomized by a sheikh, you worthless waste of sperm? You’ve all but dropped trou and offered your flabby arse to the Saracens already, and we suspect you might like it.

Thatisall.

Oh, and the cartoon that, in the opinion of Bill Donohue and the “Catholic League” justifies the murder of 12 people? This is it:

220px-Charliehebdo

The text reads: “100 lashes if you don’t die of laughter”

Yes, that absolutely warrants murder. We see the error of our ways now.

We suppose that us posting that cartoon, something that nobody in the vaunted “free press” of the United States has the balls to do, now makes it OK in your eyes for the subhumans you love so well to come murder me, my wife and my children. They’d better bring friends, and we’d love for them to bring you too. Them, we’d just kill. You, we’d make a blood eagle on. Just for the heck of it.

Fuck you, Bill Donohue, fuck you with a rusty scimitar.

More Kibble

You Keep Preaching About the Value of Freedom of Speech?

His Imperial Majesty most certainly agrees, and in the wake of the latest muslim act of wanton barbarism since that sick, perverted ideology was thought up by a rancid pedophile 1,400 years ago, the usual suspects are tripping over their own shriveled manhoods to proclaim hysterically how they all support it and how vital, VITAL

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Charlie Hebdo shooting: 12 people killed, 11 injured

In a video filmed by journalist Martin Boudot, who was taking refuge on a nearby rooftop, the men can be heard shouting “Allahu Akbar” (God is greatest) between rounds of gunfire. Police said another witness heard the attackers shouting “we have avenged the prophet” I had a large post planned, but decided not to bother.

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Happy New Year Schadenboner!

Damn, we had no idea sobering up would take this long! We must be getting old. Or maybe we’re still drunk or, at the very least, deep in the throes of DT hallucinations, because this is just too damn funny to be true. WASHINGTON — For years, Harvard’s experts on health economics and policy have

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Open Thread from DJ…

Hello from the OTHER side.  I mean, the other side of the border.  No, not that border, the Northern border.  Yeah, that Socialist country to the North, Canookistan. It’s not that I miss y’all — maybe some of you — I just don’t miss the mindless arguing about crap that none of us have any

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Christmas LOLZ

OK, just one more thing since this has to be the funniest thing we’ve read all week. Or month. Or… Hell, we don’t know. An American pastor from Indiana, who leads a church that preaches same-sex marriage is “sinful”, Not sure where the sarcastic quotation marks come from, since there is absolutely nothing controversial or

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Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Solstice/Yule Open Thread

Because it IS the season, after all. May all your wishes come true and may you and yours have a wonderful holiday! Thatisall.

Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

December 23rd, 2014
Season’s Greetings

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December 17th, 2014
Whiny Millennial Whining Crybaby Whines About Being Called Whiny

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December 16th, 2014
Taking out a Raghead

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December 14th, 2014
Jihadi flag waves in armed cafe hold-up

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December 13th, 2014
Party of Submission Submits Again

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December 10th, 2014
The Long March Continues

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