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On This Day, Which Shall Live in Infamy

We remember our fallen heroes.


Never forget!


(p)resident Zero Decides to Rub it in One Last Time

Apparently in an attempt to make sure that no Prozi “Democrat” will ever be able to walk down the street without being spat on. Good. Keep it up, you America-hating heap of rhinoceros shit, keep digging that hole so that no American may never forget just what a useless, worthless sack of abused skin you were (h/t the Imperial Torturer, B.C.):

The White House says World War II veterans who feel ‘personally embittered’ by Japan’s unprovoked attack on Pearl Harbor should set aside their feelings and welcome Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe’s visit to the military base later this month.

Abe will meet Barack Obama at the 1941 sneak attack, which was described as a day ‘a date which will live in infamy’ for a final summit, just weeks before he hands over power to President-elect Donald Trump.

Oh? Is that so, you Marxist fuck? Those “embittered” veterans, the few who are still around (way to go only picking on targets that aren’t likely to fight back, you filthy piece of socialist shit), are to just “set aside their feelings” when you stick in in their eyes right at the 75th anniversary of Imperial Japan’s murderous, cowardly, dishonorable sneak attack on our nation. The attack that led to four years of war and hundreds of thousands of deaths on our side? They’re just supposed to shrug off watching their buddies get killed by Imperial Japan in a war that Japan started?

And on the 75th year anniversary of the start of it on top of everything else?

How about you stick that in your fucking arse and spin on it for a while, you useless fuck?

The Japanese leader has not said whether or not he will apologize for the provocative attack that thrust the United States into the world war.

He really doesn’t need to. He had nothing to do with it, and nor do the vast majority of Japanese living today. Japan, through this nation once knowing how to WIN a war rather than managing a slap on the wrist and a pointless and temporary ceasefire, turned into a valuable and trusted ally, and today’s Japanese have nothing to apologize for, much like today’s whites don’t have anything to apologize for when it comes to slavery.

But the timing of the visit… If anybody still thinks that’s a “coinkidink”, then they’d do us all a favor if they’d just go count their chromosomes and kindly kill themselves off if they don’t come up with the number “46″.

The filthy pig in the White House just wants to rub it in the faces of the “bitter clingers” one last time.

Go ahead, punk. Just wait until you see the payback. It will truly be a bitch.

And isn’t it funny how we always have to express remorse for Hiroshima and Nagasaki whenever August rolls around? Truth be told, if we were teleported back in history and placed in Truman’s body, we’d not only do it all over again, we’d be laughing our arses off while giving the order.

Yet we’re supposed to stop being “embittered” by one of the most dishonorable, cowardly attacks in all of human history?

We can’t say this enough: Today’s Japanese are no more obligated to apologize for Pearl Harbor than today’s Germans are to apologize for Poland. But that doesn’t mean that we just “forgive and forget” about what actually happened, and it sure as FUCK doesn’t mean that we as much as suggest that we wouldn’t visit hell, destruction and damnation upon anybody, anywhere, as much as thinking about doing something like that again.

It’s time we put the world on notice again: Fuck with us and we WILL destroy you, and we will never, ever “forgive and forget.”


We Guess Conservatives Were Never Conservatives to Begin With

We’re not entirely sure what to make of Taylor Millard’s incoherent, seemingly inherently contradictory brain farting over Trump’s “threat” to slap a tariff on companies leaving the country and trying to sell their goods back to the nation they left for financial convenience’s sake.

Donald Trump’s threat against companies who leave U.S. is statism at its worst

He then goes on to rant and rave at length about the Carrier deal, because nothing offends “True Conservatives™” (and the Chamber of Commerce, but we repeat ourselves) more than jobs not being outsourced to Shanghai or Calcutta, none of which has anything to do whatsoever with tariffs, but cucks will cuck.

Let’s stick with the tariff on companies that decide to run for Calcutta, save a bunch of money by hiring slave labor at 3 ounces of rice/hr, and then sell it back to the U.S. (and the unemployed oafs they left behind who, oddly enough, now can’t buy their product at any price, but nobody ever accused corporate America of being particularly good at seeing past the next fiscal year before they make decisions).

How’s that “statism” and “WrongConservative™?”

Let’s turn it around. How about lowering corporate taxes to lure companies to the U.S., something that Trump has also promised to do? We were under the impression that even “TruCons™” think that’s OK. Is that still OK, or did a new directive go out from the Chamber of Commerce and NRO making that WrongThink™ lately? We’re having trouble keeping up with all the changes the NeverTrumptards make to the catechism every five minutes, depending on who or what they need to drum out of “their” movement.

Just how, pray tell, is this different from raising tariffs (no, they’re not a new thing, we have plenty of them already, but they’re the Good Kind™ that benefit the Chamber of Commerce, so they’re not statist, you filthy Dirt Person Peasant!) in order to keep them from leaving in the first place?

They’re both the exact same incentive. One is a positive one, one is negative. Both are enacted by the state.

But only one of them is “statist?”

Our head hurts.

Not that it matters. We won, you lost. Get over it, cupcakes. Go have a good hug with Kevin “kill the filthy, depraved, useless poor” Williamson.


They Told Us that Guns are More Dangerous to Their Owners…

..and they were RIGHT!

According to NBC 4, authorities with the Culpepper County Sheriff’s Department say “21-year-old Delonte Jones, of Prince George’s County, and 18-year-old Amber Eley, of Orange, Virginia, knocked on the door of a home in the 1400 block of Woodland Church Road.” When the homeowner answered the door, Jones and Eley feigned car trouble and asked for help. The homeowner sensed something was not right and refused. That is when Jones and Eley allegedly forced their way into the home.

Once inside a struggle ensued and the homeowner allegedly took a gun away from Jones and shot the suspect with it, killing him. Law enforcement officers who arrived on scene were not able to locate any other suspects.

No mention of the ethnicity of the perps, but we think we’re on pretty firm ground when we make an educated guess that a name like Delonte is definitely a typical Amish one.

If you’ll excuse us, we need a smoke and a cuddle.


More Kibble

We Interrupt Our Regularly Scheduled Programming…

To send our prayers for a full and speedy recovery to LC & IB Sarah Hoyt. Get well, Sarah. You’re a national treasure and heaven knows that your self-deprecating, spirited, always optimistic writing has helped His Imperial Majesty through many a dark hour during our previous 8 years of damnable occupation by Idiotarians Thatisall.

Do the LameStream Media ever read what they fucking well WRITE??

The stupidity never ends From here Opening paragraph A gunfight between tourists turned deadly in Bourbon Street, in New Orleans’ popular French Quarter, on Sunday during celebrations to mark a college football tournament and the Thanksgiving holiday. and then but they separately arrested 12 people for illegal possession of a firearm in the French Quarter

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War? Sounds Like a Plan

Kellogg’s has decided that they won’t advertise with Breitbart because Breitbart is not sufficiently anti-Trump. That sounds an awful lot like something Hitler would say. That’s the game that Kellogg’s wants to play? Fine. For once, it’s a company that our family actually does business with, or used to do business with, and they’ve just

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More Tolerant Liberals

Prozis, actually, but let’s let them play with the “liberal” label some more: Thursday morning employees of Wells Fargo in Minneapolis came to work and found Dakota Access Pipeline protesters holding a large banner that read, “Wells Fargo funds genocide.” Another group of protesters locked themselves together and blocked access to the building’s elevators, preventing

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An Imperial Reversal of Opinion

You all well know how your beloved (right? RIGHT????) Emperor feels about flag burnings. And then we saw this over at Treacher’s place: Oh dear G-d, help us. Our Imperial, principled resolve is weakening. Must say it, MUST SAY IT: All burning of Old Glory is wrong, no ex… no exce… NO EXCEPTIONS, dammit! There,

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They Told Us That If We Voted For Trump, Neo-Nazi Hordes Would Be Running Jewish Businesses Out Of Town

And they were RIGHT! How much might it cost a business owner to “come out” as pro-Trump in a blue city like Baltimore, Maryland? Stanley Drebin, the owner of Goldberg’s New York Bagels, a well-known kosher shop in town, has an answer: 15 percent of revenue, with 20 percent fewer customers walking through the door.

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

November 30th, 2016
Racist Nation

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November 30th, 2016
You Ring a Bell, the Bitches Start Drooling

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November 30th, 2016
Phew! Dodged Another Bullet

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November 30th, 2016
Literally Hitler!

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November 29th, 2016
Live By Identity Politics, Die By Identity Politics

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November 28th, 2016
The Enrichening™ Continues…

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