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Al-Qaeda Junior Varsity Team (Obama’s Words, Not Ours) Saws Head off American

Oddly enough, the media has been busy scrubbing all trace of the video of the koranimals’ brutal murder away.

Wouldn’t want the unwashed masses to get the “wrong ideas” about those poor, misunderstood, oppressed representatives of the “religion of peace”, would we?

Watching the Junior Varsity slowly hacking off the head of an innocent journalist just might make people unreasonably… angry, and how’s that going to help the administration with getting support for their next “muslim outreach” program or demands that Israel make concessions in return for not being murdered in their sleep by the koranimals.

His Imperial Majesty would only wish that the West would stop expressing shock, SHOCK WE TELL YOU! every time another display of the subhuman brutality of koranimals becomes known.

Either you fools are putting on a wholly unconvincing show of pretending ignorance, or you’re really, really, really slow learners seeing as how those sand slugs have been doing nothing but what they did to James Wright Foley just now ever since their pedophile prophet rolled off the still bleeding body of his freshly raped, 9-year-old “bride.”

Which happened 1,400 years ago.

Your “shock” and “surprise” really doesn’t do you any favors, you know.


Moscow-on-the-Colorado Grand Jury Indicts Ham Sandwich

Again. Tom DeLay, also not guilty of anything, was the last time the communist cunts in Austin tried to nail an Evil Republican.

This will turn out no differently.

But it’s a huge compliment to Governor Perry, because the only times the commies on the socialist reservation that is Austin pull this stunt is when a Republican really, really frightens them. Governor Perry just earned a few extra “Run in ’16″ points in His Majesty’s book.

If the National Socialist Democrat Workers’ Party isn’t pulling all the stops to slime, attack, libel and destroy you, then you’re not worthy of our vote, because you’re not doing anything.

As to the “complaint”, they have no grounds. They can scream all day long that the Governor used his veto power to get a drunken whore to resign from office after she’d been arrested, charged and convicted for driving with enough alcohol in her blood to to make the Big Lebowski’s liver spontaneously explode, (and what horrible “crime” is THAT? Clearly we need more government officials thinking themselves above the law!), but what they can’t do is point to a single sentence in the law making it illegal.

Which is, we believe, what indictments are about. Making the decision that an illegal act was likely committed here and a trial should be held.

But in the Travis Oblast, it means “we don’t like this one and he/she should be punished.”

Oh well. Fascists will be fascists.


The Asshole Within Us All

LC & IB Angrywebmaster has a post up about the whole St Louis Mess™. Not about who did what to whom and why, the subject of endless and, in many cases (looking at you, Lame Stream Media) unsubstantiated speculation across the Internet, but about the whole militarization of our police departments. Read the whole thing, for it is good and touches upon so much more than the little tidbit His Majesty wants to comment on:

Part of the problem with the police in Ferguson is the ongoing militarization of law enforcement in the United States. It’s out of control and police, being human, like to play with their shiny new toys.

Yep. It is indeed human. All too human. We’ve never mentioned this before because there are so many other examples but, really, because we’re ashamed of it and it revealed something about our young self that we’d rather we had never learned.

His Majesty must have been about 12 at the time, and our class was putting up a school play about WWII and Nazism in Germany. Heavy subject, yes. Of course, as part of that, we had to have props and costumes and the like. Such as HJ uniforms complete with armbands and such for those of us playing the asshole yoots of the time. And a script, of course, full of the rancor and hatred and casual brutality towards the “other” that was so typical of that age.

And then something happened inside of us. We don’t know exactly what it was that triggered it or if it was just something that slowly built up, but suddenly those of us playing the Nazis started behaving like it even outside of practice sessions. We’d be cruising around the hallways in our costumes between practice sessions and during lunch recess because it was easier than changing all the time, and then something… happened. We’d clear out tables and laugh at the unfortunates suddenly “displaced”, we’d corner people trying to point out to us that we were, in a word, being the utter assholes that we were behaving as and ask them if they wanted to “make something of that”, etc. etc. In other words, we became the hateful animals whose uniforms we were wearing without even knowing it, without even making an effort.

Because we had those shiny new “toys” and it’d be a shame not to use them, right?

Anyway, it didn’t last long, thankfully, before the adults at school put a stop to our behavior, and we had a long and interesting session discussing what had happened. And all of us were utterly shocked at what we’d become. I obviously don’t know that the others were honest, but I know that I was. Maybe it was a good thing it happened, because it taught us to beware of our Inner Asshole™. But it sure as Hades didn’t feel like a Good Thing™ at the time.

All of this to say that yes, you give a toy, a uniform, something to a bunch of human beings, and sooner or later at least some of them will want to play with them and start looking for an excuse to do so. Not because they’re really assholes, well some of them statistically would have to be, but because all of us have that inner asshole, and it’s just trying to find a crack it can creep out of.

So yes, Virginia, if you hand out tanks, drones, machine guns, howitzers and tactical nukes to a bunch of people and tell them that they are theirs to use, sooner or later they WILL use them. It’s a statistical certainty.

Because we ALL have that Inner Asshole™. No exceptions. The only difference is in how aware we are of it and how good we are at keeping it locked up.


Ferguson burns while Eric Holder whines

You’d have to put your brain in a box – lock it with chains and a padlock – and send it into orbit for the next year to actually take anything Eric Holder says seriously anymore.

Holder criticizes police response in Ferguson, says he is ‘deeply concerned’ about use of military equipment

Attorney General Eric Holder called on authorities in Ferguson, Mo., to keep the peace “without relying on unnecessarily extreme displays of force,” emphasizing in a statement Thursday that things have to change in the city.

I suppose when faced with 100-200 or so “yute” burning, looting. and pillaging their own communities the local police should do what exactly? Bring some hot dogs and hold a weenie roast in the flames of the hapless store owners who just lost his life’s works at the hands of a bunch of people that can’t even figure out how to pull their god blasted pants up? Brilliant Eric – You never cease to amaze those of us with a shred of common sense with your blindingly ignorant rhetoric. Never.

“At a time when we must seek to rebuild trust between law enforcement and the local community, I am deeply concerned that the deployment of military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message,”

Gee – you don’t say? And who destroyed that ‘trust’ again? The cops or the hundreds of wild eye looters bent on destroying everything in sight before they even knew what happened?

Hmmm- just spit balling here Eric….Would that ‘conflicting message’ be caused by the same “military equipment” that Fedgov Inc has made readily available via tax payer funded grants to LEO offices the land over?

The same “Military Equipment” that the DOJ and DHS, DOD and others have gleefully spread across this nation with reckless abandon until even the smallest police force in buttfuck poodunk looks like a full on rock and roll SPECOPS unit? The same gear that Barny Fife straps on and suddenly he looks like fucking RoboCop in the midst of the throes of severe ‘roid rage?

Is THAT the equipment you’re so oh so concerned over you cockgobbling racist piece of bovine dung?

Holder also announced that Missouri officials had on Thursday accepted an offer of “technical assistance” from the Justice Department aimed at helping these local authorities improve their response to the crowds in suburban St. Louis.

And what would that “technical assistance” comprise of pray tell? One could only imagine THAT conversation.

” Look guys, Ah, you know all those MRAPS – Those Armored thingy we gave you, Those one festooned with .50 Cal machine guns and the such? Ah, well Um, you can’t actually USE them to put down a riot. We thought you’d just like uh, well put them on the front lawn of the court house as a display or something…Seriously! We never expected you white bread cracker mall ninjas to come out full force and use the damn things to actually crush the little brown people like this!”

“Oh…Um, And remember too – when those Molotov Cocktails come flying at you, and your doused in burning gasoline – Uah, stop drop and roll. But under NO circumstance should you use force ….never! Yeah that’s the ticket!!”

Holder’s statement suggests that federal forces could be part of the shifting police presence in Ferguson.

Yes, because nothing puts the citizenry at ease quite as efficiently as the specter of Federal Goon Squads rolling into town with their own MRAPS, Body Armor, and SAW’a locked and loaded Eric. As my Scottish pal says …Bloody Fooking Brilliant!! Why one would think that being a communist cuntmuffin that you are – you had something a bit more drastic in mind for the unwashed masses – like declaring Martial Law maybe?

Holder also discussed the importance of increasing “diversity in law enforcement,” which has become a part of the discussion in the wake of the shooting. Two-thirds of Ferguson’s residents are black, but just three of its 53 police officers are black, and this dissonance between the residents and those sworn to protect them is seen as playing into the tension that has been building in the city.

Just three? Well numbers wise that comes out to about 6% of the police force which I would hazard a guess most metropolitan police forces would show about the same averages ….. but I wonder now…that lack of “diversity”…. it couldn’t possibly be related to anything like the fact that the Democrat plantation in question has the uncanny knack of turning out those wholly unsuited for a career in Law Enforcement by the droves could it? Naaaaaa. After all, every felon should get his chance at playing mall Ninja – right Eric?

Let’s cut to brass tacks here – when the majority of your available pool of recruits have already had “extensive experience with the law” that being on the wrong side of the badge, it’s damn hard to find people suited for the job. But keep touting your “diversity” clap trap Eric, we here in the Empire do so love a good chuckle now and then.

In addition, he (Eric Holder) said that “journalists must not be harassed or prevented from covering a story that needs to be told,” seemingly a reference to the arrest of two reporters (including The Washington Post’s Wesley Lowery) on Wednesday night.

Yes because – if your a liberal ballsak licking hack from the WaPo or Huffington Post that champions the DemNazi line ….. it’s a damn constitutional crisis to interfere with the press…unless of course you work for FoxNews or other non DOJ approved media outlet. Then it’s okay to hack your E-mails, and harass you with threats of imprisonment because – SHUT UP ! LOOK! Over there…..its A RACIIIISSST!

In all seriousness ….I am in no way siding with the militarization of the Law Enforcement community. It’s gone way beyond out of control, and smacks of a police state IMO, but for Eric Holder – top Law Enforcement in the land to start politicizing the issue in Ferguson on racial lines and screaming about the use of force – force that HIS DOJ  enabled via the very Big Government policies he champions so slavishly – Is just down right ridiculous and pathetic.


More Kibble

Happy to Help, Allahpundit

Allahpundit is getting all queasy just thinking about what the ISIS types might be doing with the Yazidi women and children that they’re capturing, and we honestly can’t blame him. About the getting queasy part, that is. Although our reaction is more along the lines of projectile vomiting and an oath to kill every last

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Meet Neuropa, Same as Altropa

Everything old is new again, and Europe is rapidly returning to its anti-Semitic roots: In totally unrelated news, the British government revealed on Tuesday that they are suffering from a terminal case of moral equivalency and are prepared to cut off military aid to Israel if “significant hostilities” resume in Gaza. Secretary of State for

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Just to Clear Up the Confusion

Since there still appears to be some regarding who owns the butchery that is Iraq now, at least among one person around here. This is for you, Deej: There, much better now, right? Thatisall.

Yes, Komrade Obama, YOU Built This!

His Imperial Majesty is about ready to explode here, but let’s get a few things settled first. Such as the question as to whether the genocidal mess in Iraq is Komrade Obama’s fault or not. Here’s Kaliph Obama in 2012: FACT: President Obama kept his promise to end the war in Iraq. Romney called the

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Emperor’s New Clothes Open Thread


What went wrong in Iraq?

I think this sentiment has been said before, but I’ll put my take on it. Until and not before the west actively engages with overwhelming force against the Jihadists  - A lot of the ME is going to burn. The whole hearts and minds mantra is worthless and totally counter productive over here. It was

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

August 7th, 2014

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August 7th, 2014
“The best laid plans of mice and men.”

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August 7th, 2014
No, No Difference There

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August 6th, 2014
But None Dare Call it Fascism

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August 6th, 2014
Fresh From the Washington Compost

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August 5th, 2014
Religion of Peace Piece

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