Fresh Meat

Send bachelors, and come heavily armed

Oregon Gov. Kate Brown deployed the state police Thursday to try to round up Republican lawmakers who fled the Capitol to block a vote on a landmark economy-wide climate plan that would be the second of its kind in the nation.

The Oregon State Senate Dumbocrats, while slightly in the majority, don’t possess a quorum. Those on the right side decided they simply don’t deserve a vote at all on the worthless Commiefornia-inspired bill.

Oregon State Police can force any senators they track down in Oregon into a patrol car to return them to the Capitol.

Sen. Brian Boquist, a Republican originally from Dallas, simply said “send bachelors, and come heavily armed”.

I have a lot of respect for Sen. Boquist. He’s the kind of American this country needs more of.

Things are Still Dumb, We See…

Well, as it has been said, we live in interesting times.

And remarkably dumb ones, too. We haven’t seen this much dumb since old man Marcus Licinius Crassus decided to march about 45,000 men in a straight line across the desert rather than follow the river conveniently located right next to him. Always one to be looking for a shortcut, he was. Of course, with Gaius Julius and Marcus’ son Publius running around making a spectacle of themselves in Gaul at the time, the old man sorta had to show that he still had it in him.

We like to remember him for that number he did on Spartacus, plus his pioneer work in the field of public road decorations on the Via Appia right after that, though. Never had another Servile War after that little number of his, but we digress…

So the Bimbo Barrista of Brooklyn, once again fighting to defend her title of dumbest congressthing since forever, decided to compare Obambi’s detention facilities on the border with concentration camps, conveniently forgetting (although we’re not entirely sure that it was as much of a convenient memory lapse as genuine pig ignorance in her particular case) that they weren’t President Trump’s invention.

Here are a few helpful pictures that might clarify things for everybody’s favorite Congress-imbecile:

Buchenwald

NOT Buchenwald

On cue, the AOC Dumbsplosion Damage Control Army (aka “The Media”), jumped to her defense, helpfully pointing out that the daft cow was, of course, not referring to THOSE concentration camps, but those invented by the British during the Boer War.

Apart from noting in passing that the likelihood of Occasional Cortez knowing the Boer Wars from a hole in her pants is about the same as that of yours truly winning the lottery four weeks in a row, she most likely thought her defenders were referring to some ranchers fighting about pig hunting rights in Texas, but OK, we’ll play:

Picture taken inside Boer War “detention facility” at Bloemfontein

Not to mention her also throwing “never again” around quite a bit which, last we checked, doesn’t refer to a long forgotten war in South Africa.

Moving on…

The Daft Mullahs of Tehran, in an apparent attempt to prove themselves dumber than we already know they are, decided to start blowing up shipping in the Hormuz Strait because what’s the worst that could happen? (hint: Something like this, perhaps?), topping it off with shooting down one of our RC missile slingers. Say what you want about the Ayatollahs, but when it comes to poking entirely too large bears with entirely too small sticks, they’ve got the market cornered.

The ProziMedia and their owners, the Prozi Party, gleefully prepared a massive propaganda offensive and rubbed their little hands with glee at the prospect of a major war erupting just in time for their doomed 2020 campaign, only to have the football yanked away from them at the last possible moment when the President called off a military strike. Upon which they (the ProziMedia) promptly launched a propaganda offensive about the “weak, vacillating President” instead, a subject they certainly have quite a bit of experience with, having for eight years dutifully tongue-bathed the balls of their previous boss, the wishy-washiest President in history, on a daily basis.

Finally, we learned that the kill order has gone out from the DNC to kneecap old kiddy groper Biden’s campaign when ABC of all places decided to, uncharacteristically, report the news, talking about Old Gropey’s son’s tendency to make billions in foreign business every single time his daddy came back from a country he was doing business with. That, and Old Gropey’s past crime of voting for segregation alongside all of his fellow Democrats.

It’s always dangerous for a Prognazi to follow the party line, because you can never know what the Prognazi party line will be in a few years (or days, for that matter), at which point it will Never Have Been The Party Line Because Shut Up, That’s Why!™

Poor old Joe, being as dim as the last piece of warm coal at the bottom of an old campfire, probably hasn’t realized it yet, but his campaign is officially over and he’ll be lucky if he hasn’t been airbrushed out of all official DNC photos in a year.

Thatisall.

Surprised to find I still have access

Yeah, I know, I’ve been gone for quite some time.

Many things have changed. Lady M, the Imperial Sniper, and I are no longer together, as most of you know.

BTW her mother passed away last week, so if you have her email address, I’m sure she would appreciate reading your condolences.

I’ve reached retirement age, and have lots of time on my hands.

(kneeling) If the Emperor will have me, I’m back. I will try to bring some interesting things to the Rott from time to time.

It’s Different When WE Do It!

From an excellent article at American Greatness:

During an Oval Office interview with ABC News’ George Stephanopoulos on Thursday, President Trump said there “isn’t anything wrong” with listening to information offered up by a foreigner about a candidate’s political opponent.

“It’s not an interference, they have information. I think I’d take it,” he told Stephanapolous when asked whether it’s appropriate to accept opposition research from someone in another country. “If I thought there was something wrong, maybe I’d take it to the FBI, if I thought there was something wrong.”

The rather innocuous comments unleashed the predictable and tiresome widespread outrage. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) scolded the president for “not knowing between right and wrong” and demanded that “everyone in the country should be appalled.”

If only the President had done the DECENT thing and hired, through a transparently obvious middleman, an old foreign spook to go get them some made-up dirt on his opposing candidate from a foreign nation…

You know, exactly like Felonious Pantsuit von Clinton did which, unlike every bit of Prognazi agitprop collusion nonsense ever barfed up, has been conclusively PROVEN.

Just… Shut up, already.

Oh, and regarding the CIA and FBI currently disobeying a direct order from their Commander-in-Chief to fully cooperate with an investigation into their felonious, corrupt and, yes, treasonous activities during and after their former boss’ tenure: Fire everybody who isn’t complying 100% within 8 hours of receiving a repeat of the order to do so. Everybody. From head down to assistant janitor broomholder-in-training. No severance, no pensions, no benefits. Then charge them all with desertion and dereliction of duty in times of war and, if or when duly convicted of both, execute them. Summarily. And shove their bodies into the trenches they were forced to dig immediately prior to that joyous moment.

We’ve fucking HAD it with unaccountable bureaucracies thinking that their our lords and masters…

Same rules for all, or no fucking rules at all. None. Ever. Until we run out of traitors to get rid of.

Thatisall.

More Kibble

Close, But Not Quite True

In an excellent post over at Francis’ place which you’re encouraged to read, there was one minor bit from the author, Col. B. Bunny, that we have a quibble with. It doesn’t detract from the article’s main points, which are excellent, but we feel a need to correct a minor detail in it: IIRC, the

Read the Full Post »

Nope, Nothing to See Here

Another day, another “totally impossible to ever know the motive” incident in lovely, multicultural, vibrant, enriched Sweden: The bomb exploded shortly after 9 a.m. Friday in a blast that ripped through two apartment buildings and could be heard for miles. Twenty-five people suffered cuts and bruises and 250 apartments were damaged. A nearby kindergarten was

Read the Full Post »

Pro-Life is now “Porn”

Please DO read the whole thing here (if you’ve taken your blood pressure meds for today already), but here’s the rundown of what’s been going on in Prognazi Land for the last couple of days: 1) Some fascist sow name of Meg McClellan at Pinterest, another SJW-converged fascist organization, blocks Live Action (a pro-life group)

Read the Full Post »

Today, in “Truth to Power™” News

It appears that Code Pink (Pussyhat) have filed for permission to fly the “giant” Trump balloon of London fame at the President’s 4th of July address. (Somebody must have slapped some duct tape on it. We seem to recall it was stabbed to death recently overseas.) In case you’ve never heard of it, here’s a

Read the Full Post »

Garbage Fake News: “Up is Down and Black is White”

Hardly news, but we couldn’t help but laugh when we saw the failing dumpster fire that is the New York Times characterize Mexico’s rush to agree to terms the moment tariffs were about to hit their avocado exports this way (no link because fuck ’em, that’s why): Having threatened Mexico with an escalating series of

Read the Full Post »

Dodgeball is Apparently a Lot Cooler than We Thought

If one were to take the following article at face value, which one most definitely shouldn’t. One of gym classes’ most common games is being used as a tool of “oppression,” according to a team of Canadian researchers. We suppose we could stop right there. “Canadian researchers?” Sounds about as impressive as “French Strategic Geniuses”,

Read the Full Post »

Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

June 7th, 2019
A Day That Changed My Life

Comments 3 Comments »



June 4th, 2019
Dwarf Fortress

Comments 2 Comments »



June 3rd, 2019
As You Sow… (Updated)

Comments 2 Comments »



June 3rd, 2019
‘Twas a Much Needed Vacation

Comments 8 Comments »



May 8th, 2019
Walls for Me, But Not for Thee

Comments 4 Comments »



May 8th, 2019
DemoNazis Winning Hearts and Minds

Comments 4 Comments »