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Terrible News

It is with a heavy heart that we learn that LC Purple Raider’s wife’s cancer has taken a turn for the worse and has become terminal.

A GoFundMe has been started to help with expenses, and if you have a shekel to spare, please consider it (details at the link above).

I wish there was something more I could do for you and your wife, and I cannot even begin to imagine what you’re going through now.

Just know that you and your wife are in my prayers for a miracle.

May Almighty G-d bless you and grant you strength.


“Why the Fuck is Moscow not Burning???”

So asketh the hyperventilating russophobe Sexton at Yapping Poodles:

White House spokesman Josh Earnest is promising a “proportional” response but won’t say what that might entail.


Earnest’s language seems a bit vague under the circumstances. He says Obama “will consider” a response which suggests he hasn’t done so yet. When exactly is Obama planning to get to work on that?

“For fuck’s sake, you people, THEY HACKED HER HIGHNESS’ EMAIL!!! Where’s your OUTRAGE? Why are St. Petersburg and Moscow not glowing craters yet???”

Think we’re exaggerating? Alright then:

Question: What exactly is the proportional response to someone like Putin trying to bring down your entire system of government?

We rest our case.

Time to up poor Sexton’s meds, we think.


It’s Unbelievable

So the cucks at Fetid Flatulence are having the vapors now that there’s return fire coming in after their victory dance around the pussy video.

Yes, we do still check in with that website. They’re a perfect barometer for the idiocy on the former “right” that has turned our nation into the shambles that she is now. And a quite amusing look into their delusional minds, or what passes for minds these days.

Kellyanne Conway: Some of the Republicans who won’t support Trump have behaved inappropriately with women too

You don’t SAY?

Are we to believe that some of those latter day prudes eagerly embracing the latest #NeverTrumpTardsForHillary directive are, in fact, just as guilty of being functional males as the individual that they’re comically trying to distance themselves from now that they’ve received their directives from the Clinton Führerbunker?

We’re shocked, shocked, we tells ya!

The optimal time for her to have revealed this publicly was as soon as she witnessed it years ago, to shame the lechers into behaving better with other women in the future.

It would certainly be optimal for the cucktards trying to hand Hillary! the presidency. As it is, now that they’ve once again been caught flying their true colors, it’s at the very least — inconvenient.


But you’re right, Allahputz, it is indeed very necessary to shame lechers turned on by and attracted to the fairer sex into suppressing those primal urges of theirs to desire them and talk among themselves about how much they desire them. After all, if all males in this nation were neutered into not daring to even think about being attracted to women, much less talking about it among themselves, your potential weekend dating pool just might be larger than the number of cats living with you.

Failing that, if she’s going to tu-quoque the dump-Trumpers in Congress, she could at least have named names here so that viewers wouldn’t let their imaginations run wild about innocent Republicans who are on the ballot.

And so that you and your fellow cucks could have focused your damage control on drumming out those unfortunates from “the true conservative movement” as well while maintaining your pro-Hillary! High Ground™ profile, of course. As opposed to being on the defensive, not knowing just where the next grenade blowing up in your faces is going to come rolling in from.

Jupiter damn it, it’s almost as if your opponents know what they’re doing! Curse them! What to do?

Instead, she’s seemingly all aboard the Trump-train strategy of burning down the party around them even as she’s telling Chris Matthews that America can’t take the risk of having Democrats packing the Supreme Court. We must defeat Hillary, or else we must also … wreck the Republican Congress? What?

If anybody “burned down the party”, it would be you rent-seeking, opportunistic, lying, ProgNazi fellating Quislings who did everything you possibly could to make sure that the American people would go looking elsewhere for an alternative to the tired old Cucktards that they had foisted on them every four years, only to see them betray every single damn principle that actual conservatism used to stand for.

Trump isn’t the one burning down the party. Trump is the candidate because you worthless, metrosexual, treasonous bastards already burned it all the fuck down. Trump is the candidate because conservative, actual conservatives, had finally woken up after decades of GOP surrender monkeying to the fact that we no longer had two parties. We only had one, and that one party was against every single thing that matters to the vast majority who actually have all the votes.

The things that matter to them. The things that literally mean life or death to them. Such as not being gunned down for going to a nightclub because the Uniparty has decided that maybe it’s “racist” to not just let everybody in.

Such as not being run over or raped by illegal invaders who, in spite of having been apprehended numerous times, STILL hadn’t been deported right the fuck out of here according to our already existing laws. Because the left wing of the Uniparty wants votes and the “right” wing wants cheap slave labor, so fuck you, Kathy Steinle. Literally.

Such as not suddenly finding themselves umemployed and unable to pay for their kids’ braces or the A/C that just conked out because their jobs just got outsourced to China or Mexico, no matter how fucking much the patricians in the Imperial Capitol in DC keep babbling about “free trade” and “open borders.”

Those things.

YOU patrician and wannabe patrician arseholes burned it down. You. Fucking. Built. This.

And now you can’t handle it when the long overdue payback is showing up on your doorsteps and blame the fire on the ones tired of getting scorched by the flames?

The nerve of you worthless swine makes the word “chutzpah” wholly inadequate, and we can guarantee that with every last word that you utter, those of us who actually have to live in the Hades that you created will care less and less about what happens to you when the dust has settled.

Quo usque tandem abutere, cunni, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?

– Marcus Tullius Cicero

[minus the "cunni" bit. We'll leave the translation of that to you. Not even Marcus would be that blunt -- Emp. Misha]


Well That Was… Interesting…

Once again, we tuned in to watch the gong show, only this time we have to admit it was actually because we wanted to in some sort of ineffable way. Not quite sure why.

Perhaps it was because we wanted to see if the “Trumpinator” really did have it in him to go on the offensive and discard “conventional wisdom” (according to the metrosexual GOP) regarding how it’s always better to just roll over, bare your buttocks and think of cocktail parties while your sphincter gets violated than to risk alienating the ever so important “swing voter” by actually having an opinion on anything, at any point, for any reason.

On that count, we’d have to say that he did.

The other was that I dearly wanted to see how somebody who’s been so often called somebody who can turn any situation around would handle the mass hysteria over him talking like a guy to another guy on a bus 11 years ago. Not that we honestly give two shits about his bragging about how he could get any pussy he wanted. For one thing, it’s most likely true. If you’re in the money, there’s no end to willing gold digger thighs willing to open up to you faster than you can say “nice ass, baby”. For another, it’s not like we’ve never had conversations like that among guys, and we may even have stretched the truth a bit once or twice. Yes, we know, you’re shocked, but it’s true.

Guys really do that. And girls do it too, unless every woman who has ever talked about the subject in our company was a liar.

It’s this thing called “human nature.” It’s foreign to ProgNazis and GOP cucktards who’ve never seen an actual pussy without paying for a magazine, but it’s true nonetheless.

So we tuned in.

And we’d have to say that he kept on the offensive pretty consistently. He didn’t give the lying whore a chance to divert attention from actual matters at hand and, what’s more, he used every opportunity he could get to point out how that’s exactly what she and other subhuman politicians, ProgNazi and Cucktards alike, do all the time. They talk and talk and talk and talk and nothing ever gets done. Every single time the lying snatch started talking about all the things her policies would do without offering even a single specific explanation as to how and why they would do any of that, he pointed it out. (While we thought to ourself that we wanted a magic pony as well).

He also kept her falling back on “he’s lying” every single time he hit her in her shriveled groin without her once, not once, pointing out just how he was lying. The best she ever offered was to say that people needed to go to her website to find out why every single thing he said was a lie. Sure, Hildebeest. That’s going to sell really well with anybody who’s not already in the tank for you. Like if your opponent had done the same. We’re sure that every single one of your brainwashed ProgNazi Goodthinkers are going to go straight to Trump’s website to learn just how every single thing that comes out of your drunken yap is a lie.

Thing is. If you want to find out if something is a lie, you should probably not go to the alleged liar’s carefully vetted sources for documentation. Even some of your voters have that much of a grasp of reality, and that’s saying quite a bit, considering that they’re just one intubation short of being in an official vegetative state.

But the kicker, and something we believe will stick in the minds of voters, not the tiny few hundreds inside the Beltway who are so much smarterer than everybody else (just ask them if you don’t believe us), but the actual millions who decide elections, was when the Hildebeest was launching into her usual “and that’s why it’s a good thing that somebody like Donald is not president” right after she lied for the millionth time about her serial, criminally negligent mishandling of confidential information, and he interrupted her and said “because you’d be in jail.”

That combined with his promise to appoint a special prosecutor to re-evaluate rag muncher Comey’s miscarriage of justice if he were elected right before that.

That may not mean a lot of things to the sheltered Cloud People inside the Beltway who believe it’s their right to rule forever more, but we’re willing to bet you that it’s something that stuck with those of us who’ve been watching, for DECADES, how one set of rules apply to the criminal swine in DC and quite another to the rest of us.

For decades, for our entire lives, we’ve been forced to jump through hoops even in cases where we weren’t guilty of a single damned thing just to prove that we weren’t, in many cases just giving up and sucking up the fine, slap of the wrist, ritual humiliation, you name it, because we KNEW that we weren’t ever going to win even if we WERE right while, simultaneously, watching those overpaid, underworked, corrupt, child molesting swine in DC getting away with theft, fraud, murder, treason, you name it, without ever having to pay in any way for it.

While being told that this country is “a nation of laws.”

All of us who aren’t surgically attached to the levers of power in DC know this to be true. We’ve been LIVING this nightmare for as long as we can remember, always waiting for somebody, ANYBODY to say “fuck that noise” and we’ve been sorely disappointed by the worthless fucknozzles that we’ve dutifully elected year after year in a vain hope that this one time it might be different.

We’re not saying that this time it WILL be, because we don’t know that. But it’s the first time we can remember a candidate, on either side of the aisle, actually coming out and saying it out loud, in specifics, on prime time TV.

We do believe that will stick.

But we’ll see.


More Kibble

Happy Che Day

On this day in 1967 the professional racist murderer Che Guevara was sent back to Satan and the demons that spawned him by a Bolivian firing squad. 50 years later capitalists are still duping brain-dead college students into buying Che t-shirts because it is “cool” to be a “revolutionary”, and much profit ensues. Moral of

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Burn the Witch!

So now all of the GOPettes are having the vapors over… what again? Oh yes, that’s right. Trump and another guy talking about how to get pussy a decade or so ago. In response half the Cuckservative GOP have run for the hills as they’ve obviously never had a conversation with another guy that didn’t

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They Just Can’t Quit ‘Em

Meaning that the new ProgNazis can’t let go of their ideological forebears, the old Nazis, as exemplified when Kaine referred to the Trump organization as “an Octopus-like entity with tentacles all over the world“. You know, like this one: We have a saying in our native country: “What the heart is full of will spill

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So… the VP debate…

No, we didn’t watch that one. Not even for you. Those have always been irrelevant, even if the Clinton Media have been desperately drumming up the importance thereof this year since they never got the “bump” they had prayed for from the first presidential debate, no matter how much they declared the Animatronic Corpse the

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Coming Soon to a Country Near You…

Found at the inestimable Fran’s place, a horror story out of Canada, the sort of horror story that, had any of us warned that it would come to this, we’d have been told that we were just paranoid fanatics seeing ghosts everywhere. Canada’s Supreme Court took democracy out of the death equation by conjuring a

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So… The Debate

Yes, we watched it. For you. The things we do for our loyal citizenry. It was as we’d suspected. On one hand, at least, in that the Hillary Worshiping “moderator” did all that he could to stay well away from the Cankled Beast’s discomfort zones. But that’s hardly news. Anybody going into a debate between

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

September 26th, 2016
Another “Lone Wolf” Heard From

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September 20th, 2016
Paging John Sexton

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September 19th, 2016
Oh For the Love of Jupiter!

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September 17th, 2016
Another of the Greatest Generation Passes

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September 17th, 2016
The Bloodiest Day Remembered, 2017

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September 14th, 2016
The Defense of Fort McHenry

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