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Idiotarians on Parade

So apparently the band at the White House was playing show tunes, and this got Ace Reporter Maggie Haberman all verklempt:

Now, if you don’t know who she is, you’re in good company with the other 99.9999999999999999999999999999% of the planet’s population who neither watch CNN nor read the NYT.

Maggie, you’re as dumb as a sack of nail clippings. “Edelweiss” was written in 1959 by the well-known duo Rodgers and Hammerstein and not, as you seem to think, by Julius Streicher of Der Stürmer some 20+ years earlier.

It’s from the musical “The Sound of Music” and not, as you seem to believe, the anthem of the Third Reich, which had collapsed 14 years prior to the writing of the song.

In the musical, it was meant as a protest song against the Anschluss of Austria, which took place 21 years prior to the song being written. Now, as you probably don’t know, the Austrians who were against the Anschluss were not Nazis either. They were, as a matter of fact, quite the opposite.

In much the same way that you, Maggie, are the exact opposite of even remotely competent.

So unless you’re suggesting that President Trump is quietly stirring up popular sentiment against an event that took place 81 years ago, we are quite confident that you don’t have the foggiest notion of what the significance of that song is.

Which comes as absolutely no surprise to anybody who has ever been subjected to your Guaranteed 100% Fact Free “reporting” for more than three seconds.

You are, beyond a doubt, one of the dimmest bulbs among the employees of the so-called MSM and that, ma’am, is quite an achievement indeed.

Though not necessarily one to be particularly proud of.

Hope this helps,

Emperor Misha I.


Looking at this picture, and watching live footage of the tragedy, it was impossible for His Imperial Majesty to not see something more than “just” a building burning.

Which is unavoidable, of course. Notre Dame is, after all, most definitely NOT “just a building.” It is one of the most famous symbols of the Church and Western Civilization and there it was, on fire and collapsing.

Because of an “accident”, of course. We were told by “authorities” immediately that that’s what it was, even before the Paris Fire Dept. had had time to roll out the hoses and connect them. An “accident”, no more, beyond a shadow of a possible doubt, and the media immediately and obediently clapped their flippers in unison, arfed on command and spread the word far and wide.

It might have been an accident, to be sure. Nobody knows at this point (or, if they do, they’re not telling), and ultimately it doesn’t matter.

We know that “accident” is going to be the established story, whether it turns out to have been one or not. No questions asked or permitted, lest somebody start wondering if it was some people who did something.

Still, a sentient being might wonder how come France is suddenly so accident prone. One might ask how anybody can know, with such unwavering certainty, that this was an accident in a country where close to 900 churches were the targets of arson, vandalism and desecration in 2018 alone. One might also ask how churches in Germany seem to have become bafflingly accident prone.

Or, perhaps more importantly, one might wonder why churches in Poland and Hungary HAVEN’T.

Is there some sort of correlation here that we’re not supposed to notice?

We ask, of course, purely rhetorically, because everybody and their brother knows that yes, there is, and we also know what this mysterious correlating factor is.

Just as we know that the Lying Media are going to keep lying about it.

Just as we know that nobody believes their lies anymore.

So what comes next?

Looking through history, we all know what comes next. We just don’t know when it comes. But come it will.

Many people, oblivious to history or perhaps just willfully ignorant of it because the inevitable conclusions it provides are legitimately terrifying, dismiss it with a wave of the hand, saying “nothing comes next, it’s all over, forget about it. Game over man, game over”, citing the numerous times that everybody said “this is it” in the past, only to be proven wrong when “this” turned out to not be “it” and the sheep went back to sleep.

Those people do have a point. We all remember how everybody, to a man, ourselves included, just KNEW how Black Tuesday was “it”, that henceforth Islam would be a religion only followed in Hell and then… well, none of that happened. Or all of the other acts of terrorism that surely, absolutely would mark the point where Western Civ was going to put their foot down and yell “we ain’t going to take it anymore, prepare to die!” Except none of those marked any such point.

The thing about sudden upheavals, points in history where “everything changed” is that they came as absolute and total surprises to the people living at the time.

One might easily dig through mountains of books and determine, with pinpoint accuracy that this or that even was the point in time when the apple cart tipped over, but what’s always overlooked in essays identifying such monumental turning points are the countless potential turning points that preceded them, yet led to nothing.

It’s easy for somebody today to point to the invasion of Poland in ’39 and say “HA! this is where WWII started!” It certainly was, but what about the Sudetenland? The Anschluss? The reoccupation of the Rhineland? Why didn’t they trigger the whole mess. The people living at the time sure as Hell weren’t so cocksure that those events weren’t going to start anything.

Upheavals have a way of continuing to not happen endlessly until they do, and everybody’s caught flat footed when that point is reached. Then, twenty or so years later, everybody “just knows” what caused it and spend thousands of pages describing how “anybody could see that this or that would happen”, it was “plain as day” etc. and so forth. We guess the idiots actually living through those events were just too damn dumb to see it, right?

So the next upheaval is going to surprise everybody too. Not the upheaval itself, what can’t go on won’t go on and at this point it’s all but inevitable, but the timing of it. Like a thief in the night.

For decades, the steam has been building up, every fresh atrocity, insult and injustice adding a small amount of pressure and inevitably the kettle’s going to blow.

And when it does, the resulting actions are not just going to exact revenge for whatever event triggers it, they’re going to be about repaying every single repressed slight, every tolerated act of intolerance, every rape, every murder, every last damn thing that those holding their anger back have been adding up on their lists, and they will remember every last detail.

It will all come out, reprisals for it all. With interest.

Because that is how it’s always been, throughout all of human history.

This will be no different.


Truth in Advertising

A couple of disgruntled totalitarian British “Tories”, upset about this whole “follow the will of the people” nonsense and dead set on ignoring the result of the Brexit referendum, have left the Tories to join a new super-EUnuch-phile party (as if Britain didn’t have enough of those already).

They might have spent a little longer on the subject of branding, though.

Two former Tory MPs, Stephen Dorrell and Neil Carmichael, have said they are leaving the Conservative Party in order to join the ultra-europhile splinter party Change UK (CUK), formed by eight Labour and three Conservative MPs who had left their former parties over issues including anti-Semitism in Labour and their handling of Brexit.

So… the British Cucks are leaving to join CUK?

You’d have to have a heart of stone to not find that extremely hilarious.


Those Silly Americans

Getting all upset and stuff over “some people doing something.”

Clearly Ilhan “All in the Family” Omar is having a grand old time laughing at all of those daft Americans acting all silly about al-Qaeda and Hezbollah.

She’s as giggly as she was when she was a child and got “My First Auschwitz Coloring Book” as a birthday present.

Of course, this, that is to say “quoting somebody’s words”, is obviously “inciting hatred.”

1) We don’t give a flying shit.

2) “Inciting hatred” is when you falsify somebody’s statements or distort facts to create hatred. Such as when, for instance, Ted “Just one More Donut, Please” Lieu doctors a video to make Candace Owens sound like she’s a fan of Hitler. Which, oddly enough, is NOT “inciting hatred” according to the Prozi Media.

(Also. A black woman Nazi? Seriously? They really don’t make Nazis the way they used to).

If the clip above, along with the “some people did something” clip, is “inciting hatred”, then showing a clip of Adolf Hitler accusing the Jews of every evil to ever befall Germany while comparing them to rats and cancer must, by the same standard, be “inciting hatred against Adolf Hitler.”

If so, then “inciting hatred”, according to the neo-Prozi definition, is a good thing.

Remember when words meant something?


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This Whole “What Will They Do Now the Collusion Coup Turned Out to be a Dud” is a Bit…

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And the Jury is Already Back

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