Fresh Meat

Now some breaking news…….

US intelligence agencies submitted a classified report to the White House last week in which they concluded the death and infection toll of the outbreak in China is being deliberately under-reported.

Oh gee…Ooh me oh my….

YA THINK??????

It took them THIS LONG to work out what the rest of us have known for MONTHS???

OF COURSE THEY FUCKING LIED

OF COURSE THEY HID THE TRUE FIGURES

OF FUCKING COURSE they let this thing loose and then made sure to tell no one….its not as if the Chi Com government has ever had a credibility problem up until now…..

I mean..I have to ask….what was your first clue, Sherlock???

Funniest Headline in a LOOOOONG Time

From CNN, no less.

“Hundreds of journalists are being laid off, right when the public needs them the most”

“Need” them? For what, pray tell?

We can’t wipe our arse with them, we can’t eat them, and we can’t wrap them around our faces to protect us from Chinese Lung AIDS.

So what, exactly, is it we “need” them for?

Telling us how “racist” it is to name a virus after its origin as has been accepted practice for centuries (and was accepted practice even at CNN right before their sugar daddies in Beijing told them not to)?

Fueling an already absurd panic with doomsday prophecies based on flawed models built on unknowable data that have been spectacularly wrong every step of the way? Yeah, that helps.

Continuously spewing lies and venom in an insane, manic, obsessive attempt at finally “getting” Orange Man Bad?

Systematically burying any and all news stories that might reflect poorly on their lords and masters of the Democrat National Socialist Party?

“Need” them?

What have they done for us lately or, indeed, ever?

Yeah, we “need” them alright. As much as we “need” a second arsehole.

Fuck off and die, already, but DO fuck off first. We don’t want the stink in here.

Thatisall.

(H/t the Amazing Ace).

It’s that time… [UPDATED]

HOWDY, HUMANS! (and those of you who identify as something else…)

Tomorrow, WordPress is pushing out a new upgrade, and I guess I should be around here to make sure it doesn’t break anything.¬† While it is less troublesome than an average Windows 10 update, there are cases where plugins or the theme framework might cough and gag.¬† If it does, I will give it an attitude check and that should do it.

I am sure that at least a few of you are currently furloughed from work or laid off, and are hunkering down because of a state order to do so.¬† This is rough for a lot of people.¬† Not even the siren call of free, socialist money is a substitute from going to the ‘daily grind’ and actually earning¬† a paycheck.

I’m fairly lucky, I have almost three months of PTO to use up before I even think about filing for unenjoyment.¬† I probably won’t have to file, since I am going to be going back to work on Wednesday.¬† Apparently, I am ‘essential’.

I’ve been called worse.

But tomorrow, my dance card is free.¬† I have a half-dozen websites to upgrade for different folks, and somehow this one got back on my list.¬† So if you arrive here tomorrow and you get a nagging ‘maintenance’ screen, that would be me, dinking around here.

In the mean time, you can consider this an open thread.  I thought I would include a funny little song in hopes that I can get a snicker out of some of you.

STAY THE FUCK AT HOME

Lyrics by Chris Franklin
Music by Bob E. Kelley

UPDATE 03312020 @ 16:44:

The upgrade went off without a hitch.¬† I have a couple other things to check in the morning, and then I’m outta here until the next time.

Great Moments in “Journalism”

CBS uses Italian hospital footage to describe COVID-19 condition in New York

Anything to fuel the panic, don’t you know? Because Orange Man Bad and we HAVE to get him out of office in November.

Anybody ever thought how many people who get their news from nothing but the Enemedia give up and decide to end it all because “we’re all doomed anyway?”.

What about the people who are seeing the businesses and livelihoods that they worked their entire lives for slipping out of their hands due to the Enemedia-fueled panic and draw a warm bath while getting their razors out?

How DARE you call the press “enemies of the people?”

It’s not the Chinese Lung Crud we have to fear as far as deaths go. It’s our own so-called “media.”

Wall, rifles, journalists.

Some assembly required.

More Kibble

China Continues Biological Warfare Against Rest of World

Fresh on the heels of the genocidal bio-warfare communist regime of China unleashing a pandemic on the world and giving it plenty of time to spread by lying about it, fresh on the heels of them trying to portray themselves as “victims” and “saviors” by selling faulty Chinese Lung AIDS tests at premium prices, we

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Don’t Fight Dumb With Stupid

It never works. As the economy continues to crater thanks to the media driven Zombie Apocalypse Panic (ably aided by the hair on fire chicken littles following the old dictum of “when in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout all over the dorkosphere), jobless claims go through the roof and our

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They Did it Again

Courtesy of the Danish newspaper, Jyllandsposten (of Mohammed cartoon fame), we bring you this: The genocidal Chinese Communist Party is already demanding an apology. We strongly suspect the response will be “which part of media freedom do you NOT understand?”, just as it was when the pisslamofascists made similar demands. Thatisall. Footnote: As of this

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It’s Time We Had a Talk About China (and the Chamber of Commerce)

Watch this before the ChiCom operatives in Google (obviously the Foreign Agent Registration Act that placed Maria Butina in federal prison doesn’t apply to U.S. media and social media platforms) take it down: R The Chinese Lung Clap is not the first pandemic inflicted on the rest of the world, SERS, MARS, H1N1 and about

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Calm the Fuck Down!

Words that have come out of our mouth as well as, in our formative years, those of others numerous times throughout our life. Yes, His Imperial Majesty knows that he’s been saying that a lot already during the Chinese Lung Crud pandemic and we make no apologies for it. Moreover, we’re evidently going to find

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The Wages of Hysteria

And barely had we finished typing out the last post until this latest attempt by the Enemedia to blame Orange Mad Bad For Everything‚ĄĘ showed up: Man dies after ingesting chloroquine in an attempt to prevent coronavirus Oh dear, we see where this is going. An Arizona man has died after ingesting chloroquine phosphate ‚ÄĒ

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

March 24th, 2020
Day 10 of The End of Times

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March 18th, 2020
From the farthest shores..a word from LCBren

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March 17th, 2020
Day 4 of The End of Times Report

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March 16th, 2020
My Work Here is Done

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March 8th, 2020
Bring Out Your Dead!

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December 18th, 2019
Well they did it

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