Our octogenarian stutterer is going to address the nation with a s-s-s-s-speech from t-t-t-t-the Oval Office tonight. Are you as excited as I am?
Yeah…. No, I am not going to watch it. I mean, bingo card aside, what is he going to say that the last ten presidents didn’t say when they were in the Oval Office?
He’ll talk shit about the opposition. He will praise the people who back him. He will say all the things that Democrats want to hear, and everything Republicans DON’T want to hear.
And he will mangle the English language in the process, and you will make fun of him the following day. Same as it ever was.
Instead, I think I will watch The Man in the High Castle on Prime Video.