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The “Intelligence” Committee Report on Benghazi

First off, His Imperial Majesty would really like it if we could all just stop using the word “intelligence” within 600 statutory miles of anything having to do with Washington DC.

It only tends to make everybody look silly. While they laugh their arses off. And vomit.

Second, if you’d like to read an excellent summary of just how much lark’s vomit and unmitigated bullshit said “report” is, you need go no further than to this article written by somebody who actually bothered to read the report.

Unlike the swarms of “journalists” who immediately took to the airwaves screaming about how it totally, like, you know, proves that their lord Obola and her cankleness, Killary, are, like, you know, totally saints so there, neener. They had deadlines to meet, and it’d already taken them several hours to stumble through the first one tenth of the two page executive summary.

If you don’t feel like reading the above linked article, and you really should, we did and it’s bloody excellent and full of what used to be known as “facts”, here’s our Imperial Summary:

The government had allegedly done something wrong.

To ensure that justice was done in case they had, indeed, done something wrong, the government told the government to investigate the government by asking them if they, the government, had done something wrong. When the government told the government that the government had absolutely not done anything wrong, the government then said “oh? Alright then, nothing to see here, move along now” and wrote a long report about the government having done nothing wrong, as proven by the government asking the government if they had.

And you’d better believe it! Would they lie to you? What are you? Some kind of NAZI??????

Any questions?



Welcome to the Imperial Presidency

And no, sadly, not the Imperial presidency of His Imperial Majesty, Misha I, but that of His Colossal Ineptitude, princess Obola I.

So Empress Obola, safe in her knowledge that nothing would happen if she did so (nothing ever happened on the umpty-million times she took a piss on the Constitution and ruled by fiat in the past, after all), made good on her threat of ruling by decree if she couldn’t have her way.

Presumably she’s doing it for the “two thirds what didn’t vote”, whom she assumes would all have voted for her.

Short aside: That reminds us an awful lot of something we saw rather a lot of back in the wild days of flame wars on UseNet (if you remember that, you’re as old as we are): Somebody would be getting his arse handed to him on a regular basis and would then, in a final act of desperation, resort to using as an argument that “all of the many people who never post email me to state that they support me!”

We called that pathetic tactic “the lurkers support me in email” and it was an automatic SPNAK!!!1!!!, which was UseNet-speak for “you did not merely lose, you are now the laughing stock of all who might read anything you ever typed or will type.”

How utterly fitting that a useless twit and narcissistic psychopath like Obola should resort to that, but we digress…

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Ask, And You Shall Receive…

And His Imperial Majesty is so very much in!

His Curmudgeonly Eminence, Francis Porretto, has gone forth and established the following:


Not only that, he has set up a website for it, which shall forthwith be found on the Imperial Blogroll. Now we just need to figure out the code to our own site well enough that we can put that beautiful logo on our sidebar.

All we need now is for the ORIGINAL Outlaw Blogger, Jeff Goldstein, to grace us with his presence.

He was, after all, Outlaw before Outlaw was cool.

UPDATE: Speaking of Jeff, his mother just passed away. That would be enough sorrow to enter a man’s life, but Jeff has also been cursed with a thief of a brother who greedily seized for himself all of her assets, including but not limited to life insurance policy, sale of home etc., leaving Jeff to hold the baby as far as funeral costs and such go. So we’re sure he could use a bit of encouragement in any shape or form you might have it.



Operation Galvanic, the code name for the invasion of Tarawa, was not the bloodiest battle in total numbers, 953 Marines and sailors KIA, 29 MIA, and 2,296 wounded, but when that casualty figure of 3,301 is out of a total landing force of 11,000, it’s one of the highest rates in the Pacific. Of the 4,707 Japanese Special Landing Force sailors (Jap marines, rikusentai), 4,690 were killed. Only 17 were captured alive, most all of them too wounded to carry on the fight or commit suicide.

Betio was the main island in the Tarawa Atoll and was less the two miles long and 600 yards wide at its widest point. In this space smaller than Central Park, over 20,000 men would slug it out at point blank range. More than 5,600 men would die there, and four Medals of Honor would be earned in the first assault against a heavily defended, fortress beach head of WWII.

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Of This and That…

First off, His Curmudgeonly Eminence, Francis Porretto, has a few words to add to the ShirtStorm (as well as some other excellent points that you really ought not to miss). Looks like he, ourself, Jeff Goldstein, Mike Hendrix and Sarah Hoyt, just for starters, ought to found an Outlaw Blogger Gang dedicated to not giving

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We’re Winning, and They’re Losing… It…

One of the clear signs of a Prozi (aka “modern liberal”) being pushed into a corner, knowing that it’s at the end of its rope, is that its mental faculties will start to melt down completely and it will start to lash out in ever more angry and insane ways. A perfect example would be

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King Obola: “I Just Read About This Gruber Guy in the Newspapers!”

Filed as “most unsurprising headline of the year.” “I just heard about this,” Obama said at a new conference, after wrapping up two days of meetings with world leaders here at the G-20 Summit. “The fact that some adviser who never worked on our staff expressed his opinion that I completely disagree with — it

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So There I Was…

As our Imperial Vileness will attest to, I have a vast repertoire of stripper stories. This is mainly due to the fact that for many years before I met Bangie Thing I was known to occasionally, only occasionally mind you, frequent gentleman’s clubs. This was done purely for altruistic reasons, but we’ll just leave that

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More Schick L. Gruber Videos

(Our thanks to LC Xystus for the new name for the smarmy, lying, Prozi bastard architect behind the Unaffordable Care Act) They’re coming out thick and fast, they are. Video after video of Herr Schick L Gruber laughingly explaining how he and Obola really got one over on the idiotic, simpleton U.S. voters who really

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Statism, Continued

You might say it’s a pet peeve of ours, having at least some experience with statism. We trust that you are, by now, familiar with our love of the British Understatement. If any might think that the state, the self-anointed elite, has anything but the utmost contempt for We The People, meaning you, I and

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

November 11th, 2014
Veterans Day

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November 11th, 2014
How Statism Wins

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November 11th, 2014
Don’t Be Stupid Be a Smarty, Come On, Join the Prozi Party!

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November 10th, 2014
British nannies set new standard in utter idiocy

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November 10th, 2014
Happy 239th Birthday United States Marine Corps

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November 9th, 2014
That Damned Lazy Fireball in the Sky!

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