Fresh Meat

Look Who’s Back!

(Via Bill Quick)

Looks like somebody is pouring salt in our Iraqi victory soup again, somebody you might have heard about before:

“Baghdad teetered on the edge of political chaos Sunday. The city is in a state of emergency, protesters have occupied parts of the once-secure International Zone (IZ), lawmakers have run away and the military is on high alert.”

This resounding victory of ours just keeps getting more and more resoundingly decisive, doesn’t it?

Protesters, many of them supporters of Shia cleric Muqtada al-Sadr, attached cables to the tops of heavy concrete blast walls that surround the Green Zone, pulling them down to create an opening, television footage showed.

Muqtada al… Waitaminnit, haven’t we heard that name somewhere before? Bill certainly has:


Haven’t we been told repeatedly by Bushbots and other dumbasses that (Iranian surrogate) al-Sadr and his faction had been completely eliminated as an influence inside Iraq?
Some people are going to be rather amazed when Iran subsumes Iraq into its sphere of influence – at minimum – or simply takes over its government via al-Sadr and others of his ilk. “Who could possibly have predicted something like this?” they will wail.

People who aren’t credulous dumbasses, that’s who.

Mind you, Bill wrote that way back in the day when warmongering, unreasonable, hateful, unrealistic “keyboard warriors” and “armchair generals” like Bill and our humble self were being assured time and time again by much brighter and even-keeled minds that Muttfucker al-Sadass was absolutely irrelevant now and that it was much, much more important to ensure that the “winning of hearts and minds” proceed apace than to keep pursuing a non-actor like him out of sheer primitive and pointless vengeance etc.

Interesting, isn’t it?

Now, we’re far too humble to suggest that our powers of prognostication, Imperial though they be, are advanced enough that we could have firmly predicted that Muffcatarrh and his troglodyte savages would eventually come to take over Baghdad, but we can’t help but thinking that maybe there’s something to be said about our “primitive” Imperial dictum that whereas the chances of some goat-bothering muslim barbarian becoming a problem in the future might be ever so slim, “slim” is still greater than “zero.”

The corollary being that “the chances of bad deeds being done by a waste of skin that has previously been turned into compost and pig swill are always exactly zero. So, just to be on the safe side…”

But what do we know?


Artist Formerly Known as “Somebody Whom People Above the Age of 40 Might Vaguely Remember Having Heard About” Dies

World ends in flames.

News at 11.

Wake us up when something consequential happens.


UPDATE and afterthought: Now, we may have left you Kind Readers and LCs all with the impression that we didn’t care for or even actively disliked Mr. Prince and, reading the lines above, we can’t hardly blame anybody for drawing that conclusion.

That’s absolutely not true, however. We greatly respected him as an incredibly talented musician, and he wrote quite a few tunes included on the Soundtrack of Our Imperial Life. Not to mention many, many more admirable acts of his better summed up by Deej in the comments to this post.

We’re just a bit more than simply sick and tired of what masquerades as “news” in this ridiculous age in which we find ourself living, particularly how the demise of an entertainer, no matter how talented, apparently requires that everybody have a synchronized, public meltdown over said enormous calamity to the exclusion of all other rational thought, and we decided to count ourself out.

None of which is Prince’s fault, obviously. May he rest in peace and may his impressive legacy live on. In our minds.


Rational Social Justice Warriors

I present to you, without comment, two examples of “rational” discourse from SJW types.

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Being Sick Sucks

So it’s a good thing that we can still find things to cheer us up while we let our poor website languish (again, our apologies for that).

The $15 minimum wage hike in California has sent financially troubled UC Berkeley into decision making mode, and “the people who clean buildings, who work in food services or health clinics,” says Todd Stenhouse, will be the ones without a job.

Because of course they will be. The lowest shlubs on the totem pole are always the first to go in socialist run “for the little guy” societies. Because socialists care. They care a LOT!

Also, the only alternative would be to *gasp*, *horror!*, let somebody go who provides, say, priceless services through lectures on transgendered basket weaving or womyn’s studies for a modest quarter mil a year, and how would society possibly survive without that?

We’re sure that the former workers who had to slave mindlessly for less than $15/hr will be much happier now that they’ll be living the life on $0/hr!


More Kibble

“Moderate Muslim Majority” Finally Quantified!

Time to dust this thing off again. We’ve been a bit lazy lately. Our apologies. But boy do we have amazing news to share with you! We’re all already all too familiar with how, every single time another hundred plus mangled bodies have been stacked upon the bloody, gore-smeared altar of multiculturalism, we’re told that

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Listen, Fellow Cruzers

Our old buddy Mike brought this up again in a post we encourage you to read in its entirety: Know what I like best about frothing Trump-haters? They’re never obnoxious, arrogant, or personally insulting. Except, of course, when they are. Trump supporters, no one should let you off of that bandwagon now. You should be

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So, This Cruz Thing…

Speaking of course about the allegations that he’s the biggest horn dog since Billy Jeff… Ahem… Where to start? Two words: National Enquirer. Yes, we know full well that they have a certain track record for being right, no denying that, but to address at least one thing in that regard: The whole “they wouldn’t

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Let’s Don’t Be Beastly to the Rapists

But let’s not talk about that. Prosecutors charged that in 2015 an illegal immigrant, Jose Alejandro Najarro, tried to convince his 12-year-old victim to have sex with him, but she refused. Refusing to take “no” for an answer, the suspect allegedly raped her at his home in Kyle, Texas. Several months later, the girl was

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#NotAllMuslims Murder Fellow Muslim for Being a Civilized Human Being

In the spirit of the season, Asad Shah, a Glasgow newsagent and a “devout Muslim”*[see update at the foot of the page], decided to send out an Easter greeting on his Facebook page: GOOD FRIDAY AND VERY HAPPY EASTER, ESPECIALLY TO MY BELOVED CHRISTIAN NATION X! BISMILLAH… Let’s Follow The Real Footstep Of Beloved Holy

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From the “You Can’t Make This Shit Up” Department

Organisers cancel Sunday’s Brussels attacks ‘March Against Fear’ The organisers of a “March Against Fear” planned for Sunday to mark the Brussels terror attacks said they had cancelled the event after the authorities asked them to do so because of security fears. Sooo… A bunch of bed-wetting, dhimmi, muslim cock sucking, multi-culti “warriors” cancel their

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Older Chewing Bones

These are topics that are older and still have a little flavor left in them.

March 22nd, 2016
Great Moments in Child Rearing

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March 22nd, 2016
Speaking of Animals You Can’t “Play Nice” With

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March 22nd, 2016
Meanwhile, in Cuba…

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March 21st, 2016
No, You Can’t

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March 20th, 2016
And So It Begins…

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March 16th, 2016
“Consume” THIS

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